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« Reply #22605 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 15:50:46 »

Well thats it settled then, the earth is flat.

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« Reply #22606 on: Thursday, September 19, 2019, 14:34:57 »

Poor old Owne https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/young-man-city-fan-left-16932922?
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« Reply #22607 on: Thursday, September 19, 2019, 14:45:34 »


Give him a spade and tell him if he digs deep enough he'll fall through the earth..."coz ya no, there aint no graviteee" Smiley
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« Reply #22608 on: Friday, September 20, 2019, 08:38:49 »

I bet she typed it wrong and is just trying to save face
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« Reply #22609 on: Friday, September 20, 2019, 08:41:38 »

But surely the person would use common sense and contact the customer asking if it was genuine?
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« Reply #22610 on: Friday, September 20, 2019, 11:46:17 »

I was never going to be a pushy father but i don't think i could imagine watching my eldest (6) grow up and not wanting to play football.
Aside from kicking a ball around the garden its never really interested him. I was proper chuffed when he asked if he could start after school football training this week.
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« Reply #22611 on: Friday, September 20, 2019, 17:11:30 »

I was never going to be a pushy father but i don't think i could imagine watching my eldest (6) grow up and not wanting to play football.
Aside from kicking a ball around the garden its never really interested him. I was proper chuffed when he asked if he could start after school football training this week.

I wasn’t going to a pushy Dad but then I told my son I expect him to break Lloyd Macklin & Paul Rideouts records for youngest player and youngest goal scorer respectively.
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« Reply #22612 on: Friday, September 20, 2019, 17:49:06 »

I was never going to be a pushy father but i don't think i could imagine watching my eldest (6) grow up and not wanting to play football.
Aside from kicking a ball around the garden its never really interested him. I was proper chuffed when he asked if he could start after school football training this week.
In the same boat. Only cares about Minecraft/YouTube gaming videos and openly says he finds football boring . Makes me dislike him a bit  Smiley
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« Reply #22613 on: Friday, September 20, 2019, 20:52:00 »

In the same boat. Only cares about Minecraft/YouTube gaming videos and openly says he finds football boring . Makes me dislike him a bit  Smiley

How do you feel about Minecraft/YouTube gaming videos?
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« Reply #22614 on: Friday, September 20, 2019, 21:11:15 »

How do you feel about Minecraft/YouTube gaming videos?

They're well...boring. I was playing for Croft Juniors when I was his age but I guess times have changed.
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« Reply #22615 on: Saturday, September 21, 2019, 07:02:09 »

So you openly admit to finding his interests boring but expect him to be interested in yours? It takes two to tango.
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Flashheart

« Reply #22616 on: Saturday, September 21, 2019, 12:03:42 »

I was shit at all sports. I still am.

I resent being made to play sports at school. I was a weak kid who was humiliated once a week because of adults making me do stuff I couldn't do, I fucking hated it. I hated them. If I could, I would go back and tell them what a bunch of cunts they are. Especially one particular cunt of a teacher (I forget his name) who would laugh at me for being so bad. I'm not so weak now, sunshine.

There's no way I will force my kids into sports or anything else if they don't want to. Let them do what they're good at instead.

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« Reply #22617 on: Saturday, September 21, 2019, 12:23:26 »

My brother-in-law has tried to encourage his boys into football, because he doesn't like it and felt left out as a kid. I told him they'll like what they like. Teach them not to give a give a fuck what people think of their preferences, that's much more important.
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Flashheart

« Reply #22618 on: Saturday, September 21, 2019, 12:26:19 »

I wanted to study computers at school but they said I was too academically qualified, but they were happy to have me run around in a cold field for an hour once a week.

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« Reply #22619 on: Saturday, September 21, 2019, 13:24:14 »

I was shit at all sports. I still am.

I resent being made to play sports at school. I was a weak kid who was humiliated once a week because of adults making me do stuff I couldn't do, I fucking hated it. I hated them. If I could, I would go back and tell them what a bunch of cunts they are. Especially one particular cunt of a teacher (I forget his name) who would laugh at me for being so bad. I'm not so weak now, sunshine.

There's no way I will force my kids into sports or anything else if they don't want to. Let them do what they're good at instead.



Were you that kid In Kes?
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