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« Reply #22560 on: Thursday, September 5, 2019, 12:32:36 »

Stephen Fry picked up on it on twitter, and The National Trust replied saying that they always take good care of their members.

The National Trust can be quite funny when they choose to be, however they are still the only organisation/person in my entire professional life to try and pull the 'Do you know we are' stunt on me!
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« Reply #22561 on: Thursday, September 5, 2019, 13:16:13 »

Victory for Maurice the cockerel:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/05/french-court-rules-maurice-noisy-cockerel-keep-crowing
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« Reply #22562 on: Thursday, September 5, 2019, 19:05:29 »

Whilst the headline is marvelous, the caption writer for the photos deserves a mention in dispatches for this one...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/29/volunteers-polish-giants-erection-hand-10648785/

The mother of all hand jobs
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« Reply #22563 on: Sunday, September 8, 2019, 14:09:49 »

I was fortunate enough to see dolphins yesterday when on a boat trip from Brixham. Was fantastic!
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« Reply #22564 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 09:27:32 »

Just having my first go at bread making - no machine. The Greek stuff is not to my liking so thought Iíd give it a go.
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« Reply #22565 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 09:35:52 »

Just having my first go at bread making - no machine. The Greek stuff is not to my liking so thought Iíd give it a go.

I used to make my own, great fun but it is a bit time consuming.
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« Reply #22566 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 09:53:28 »

It will stick to your fingers!
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« Reply #22567 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 10:07:37 »

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneeded a poo.
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« Reply #22568 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 10:19:53 »

The crust on the Greek bread is as hard as cement - itís impossible to chew. And thatís from every bakery Iíve tried. God knows why the Greeks themselves put up with it.

Itís usually got a slightly yellow tinge to it and full of holes. Strangely, their rolls are fine.
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« Reply #22569 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 10:30:46 »

Drizzle it in olive oil  Smiley
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« Reply #22570 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 11:00:00 »

Second proving. Looks OK, I suppose.



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« Reply #22571 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 13:49:12 »

Had a doctors app today to get my MRI results for my knee. What i didn't expect was for me to have to drop trou to get a cortisone injection. If i'd known, i wouldn't have put on my "Number 1 Dad" Peppa Pig boxers on i received on fathers day.

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« Reply #22572 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 13:51:59 »

Did you have on the piss stained white ones with matching skid marks?
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« Reply #22573 on: Tuesday, September 10, 2019, 15:07:46 »

Pretty much any response from Paddy Power when they've done something "wrong".
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« Reply #22574 on: Tuesday, September 10, 2019, 22:10:54 »

Love it


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