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« Reply #22560 on: Thursday, September 5, 2019, 12:16:13 »

Victory for Maurice the cockerel:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/05/french-court-rules-maurice-noisy-cockerel-keep-crowing
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« Reply #22561 on: Thursday, September 5, 2019, 18:05:29 »

Whilst the headline is marvelous, the caption writer for the photos deserves a mention in dispatches for this one...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/29/volunteers-polish-giants-erection-hand-10648785/

The mother of all hand jobs
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« Reply #22562 on: Sunday, September 8, 2019, 13:09:49 »

I was fortunate enough to see dolphins yesterday when on a boat trip from Brixham. Was fantastic!
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« Reply #22563 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 08:27:32 »

Just having my first go at bread making - no machine. The Greek stuff is not to my liking so thought I’d give it a go.
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« Reply #22564 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 08:35:52 »

Just having my first go at bread making - no machine. The Greek stuff is not to my liking so thought I’d give it a go.

I used to make my own, great fun but it is a bit time consuming.
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« Reply #22565 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 08:53:28 »

It will stick to your fingers!
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« Reply #22566 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 09:07:37 »

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneeded a poo.
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« Reply #22567 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 09:19:53 »

The crust on the Greek bread is as hard as cement - it’s impossible to chew. And that’s from every bakery I’ve tried. God knows why the Greeks themselves put up with it.

It’s usually got a slightly yellow tinge to it and full of holes. Strangely, their rolls are fine.
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« Reply #22568 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 09:30:46 »

Drizzle it in olive oil  Smiley
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« Reply #22569 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 10:00:00 »

Second proving. Looks OK, I suppose.



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« Reply #22570 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 12:49:12 »

Had a doctors app today to get my MRI results for my knee. What i didn't expect was for me to have to drop trou to get a cortisone injection. If i'd known, i wouldn't have put on my "Number 1 Dad" Peppa Pig boxers on i received on fathers day.

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« Reply #22571 on: Monday, September 9, 2019, 12:51:59 »

Did you have on the piss stained white ones with matching skid marks?
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« Reply #22572 on: Tuesday, September 10, 2019, 14:07:46 »

Pretty much any response from Paddy Power when they've done something "wrong".
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« Reply #22573 on: Tuesday, September 10, 2019, 21:10:54 »

Love it


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« Reply #22574 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 10:22:35 »

Rather topical name for the police spokesman!

https://www.witn.com/content/news/DEPUTIES--Woman-cuts-husbands-penis-off-559936671.html
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