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« Reply #22575 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 11:22:35 »

Rather topical name for the police spokesman!

https://www.witn.com/content/news/DEPUTIES--Woman-cuts-husbands-penis-off-559936671.html
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« Reply #22576 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 13:18:40 »

The persistence of this guy:

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/sep/11/surfer-in-denim-shorts-defies-passport-theft-and-hurricane-to-win-on-borrowed-board
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« Reply #22577 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:20:05 »

Bought/ordered a new motorbike a few weeks ago without telling the wife. It's not due for delivery until some time in October.

I didn't tell her at the time, and the longer I left it the more difficult it seemed to be to do so.

It finally came out today and I'm still alive and my balls are still attached, which is a bit of a relief.
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« Reply #22578 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 20:48:06 »

Bought/ordered a new motorbike a few weeks ago without telling the wife. It's not due for delivery until some time in October.

I didn't tell her at the time, and the longer I left it the more difficult it seemed to be to do so.

It finally came out today and I'm still alive and my balls are still attached, which is a bit of a relief.
What is it?
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« Reply #22579 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 20:48:48 »

It's a like a push bike but with an engine.
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« Reply #22580 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 20:50:10 »

It's a like a push bike but with an engine.

Very good.  For clarity, my enquiry relates to the make/model of motorcycle
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« Reply #22581 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 20:51:58 »

It's a like a push bike but with an engine.
Cheesy
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« Reply #22582 on: Thursday, September 12, 2019, 05:42:10 »

What is it?

Royal Enfield Interceptor.
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« Reply #22583 on: Thursday, September 12, 2019, 05:59:25 »

Royal Enfield Interceptor.

I see that they have had very good reviews. I might be tempted to get one at some stage.
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« Reply #22584 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 12:03:30 »

Its an oldie but still makes me laugh...

Meanwhile in Carlisle..



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« Reply #22585 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 14:47:00 »

AT least he died happy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49662134
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« Reply #22586 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 16:54:48 »

When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job.

This is one person's take on the good stuff:

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I like cheese for the critical and futuristic thinking it inculcate. However, I do not know how to play it. I know a few things about it such as the King, the Queen, and the Knights that's all.

The candidate has not been short-listed.
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I like it firm and fruity.
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« Reply #22587 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 17:09:44 »

When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job.

This is one person's take on the good stuff:

The candidate has not been short-listed.
Cheesy this made colleagues at work ask what I was laughing at Smiley
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« Reply #22588 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 18:05:49 »

When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job.

This is one person's take on the good stuff:

The candidate has not been short-listed.
Was English his 1st language?
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Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band
First-night nerves every one-night stand
I should be glad to be so inclined
What a waste! What a waste!
Rock n Roll don't mind.
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« Reply #22589 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 18:11:52 »

Was English his 1st language?

Yes.

And he wants to be a writer...
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I like it firm and fruity.
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