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Question: Is Cold Soggy, Already Buttered Toast The Best Guilty Toast Pleasure?
All Over It Like A Cheap Firkin!
I Prefer A Soggy Biscuit
I Question Myself, Then Remember It's Food & Scoff It Like A Ravenous Awk!
It's Just Not Toast Anymore Sad
You Fucking Heathen. Toast Is Meant To Be Toasty Hot , Crispy & Slathered In The Saltiest of Tallow (Like My Women/Men)
I Could Not Give A Flying Fuck About This Pointless Poll. But I Do Like My Toast!
Just Show Me The Answers You Cunt

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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, July 4, 2020, 02:17:44 »

Weirdo

The statement is a correct one but I've often been doing something and "forgot" about a slice of toast that has then become an awful, wilted and unorthodox version of its previous form. But I've still ate the soggy fucker and washed it down with a brew.

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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, July 4, 2020, 10:58:28 »

Toast has to be done under the grill
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, July 4, 2020, 11:17:48 »

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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, July 4, 2020, 14:33:22 »

Audrey's not that weird. I have been known to use the fridge before if I can't wait for my toast to cook down naturally. Then only time I like my toast hot is under cheese, baked beans or poached eggs.
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, July 4, 2020, 14:48:26 »

Audrey's not that weird. I have been known to use the fridge before if I can't wait for my toast to cook down naturally. Then only time I like my toast hot is under cheese, baked beans or poached eggs.
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, July 4, 2020, 17:52:58 »

Freak Cheesy

Hoe did you guess.🙄
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, July 4, 2020, 18:41:44 »

Hoe did you guess.🙄
Its like I know you and everything!
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