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« Reply #21225 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 11:28:26 »

What an ignoramus.

I've known tourists in Thailand to complain about the locals speaking Thai. Or that it's hot... in peak season.
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« Reply #21226 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 12:10:31 »

Class.

That's cheered me up.

"Why can’t the Spanish go somewhere else for their holidays?”

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That may be my new favourite local newspaper quote. Just magical.
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« Reply #21227 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 12:19:04 »

That may be my new favourite local newspaper quote. Just magical.

There are of course a book load of quotes from this area to fill a book or two of other holiday ‘colemanisms’ such as the sea being to wet and the sand the wrong colour etc.
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« Reply #21228 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 16:13:25 »

Think the complaint about being on a hill is a fair one, but the rest Smiley

This is the 'hill' in question, taken from the beach




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« Reply #21229 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 16:51:02 »

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« Reply #21230 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 17:35:55 »

Oh.

I'll stand the mountain rescue down.
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« Reply #21231 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 17:54:40 »

Insurmountable

Its like matressgate all over again, has she been freed yet?
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« Reply #21232 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 19:26:16 »

Imagine going to Spain and it being full of Spanish people. JUST IMAGINE.
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« Reply #21233 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 19:52:16 »

Imagine going to Spain and it being full of Spanish people. JUST IMAGINE.

Ha, I'm going to Tenerife to avoid those Spanish foreigners.
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« Reply #21234 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 19:53:27 »

This is the 'hill' in question, taken from the beach

Surely the beach has an incline too, but that was ok?

also: "The 81-year-old from Blackburn, who has been on holiday to Greece, Turkey, Portugal and Tenerife" yup all those places are fucking pan flat..
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« Reply #21235 on: Today at 10:34:14 »

Surely the beach has an incline too, but that was ok?

also: "The 81-year-old from Blackburn, who has been on holiday to Greece, Turkey, Portugal and Tenerife" yup all those places are fucking pan flat..
Not to mention free of any local population....
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