trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good

[Flashheart]

What an ignoramus.

I've known tourists in Thailand to complain about the locals speaking Thai. Or that it's hot... in peak season.

[jayohaitchenn]

Class.

That's cheered me up.

"Why can’t the Spanish go somewhere else for their holidays?”

 

That may be my new favourite local newspaper quote. Just magical.

[Legends-Lounge]

That may be my new favourite local newspaper quote. Just magical.

There are of course a book load of quotes from this area to fill a book or two of other holiday ‘colemanisms’ such as the sea being to wet and the sand the wrong colour etc.

[Simon Pieman]

Think the complaint about being on a hill is a fair one, but the rest

This is the 'hill' in question, taken from the beach

[jayohaitchenn]

Insurmountable

[Batch]

Oh.

I'll stand the mountain rescue down.

[horlock07]

Insurmountable

Its like matressgate all over again, has she been freed yet?

[jayohaitchenn]

Imagine going to Spain and it being full of Spanish people. JUST IMAGINE.

[Batch]

Imagine going to Spain and it being full of Spanish people. JUST IMAGINE.

Ha, I'm going to Tenerife to avoid those Spanish foreigners.

[bennett]

This is the 'hill' in question, taken from the beach

Surely the beach has an incline too, but that was ok?

also: "The 81-year-old from Blackburn, who has been on holiday to Greece, Turkey, Portugal and Tenerife" yup all those places are fucking pan flat..

[pauld]

Surely the beach has an incline too, but that was ok?

also: "The 81-year-old from Blackburn, who has been on holiday to Greece, Turkey, Portugal and Tenerife" yup all those places are fucking pan flat..

Not to mention free of any local population....