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Title: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 13:35:50
that flirtatious look you get from a woman.
(all the better nowadays as it doesn't happen alot anymore)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 13:45:35
fellatio


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 13:47:37
People forgetting to charge you for stuff/undercharging you.

Winning on Fifa.

Unexpectedly finding some good sport on the box.

When a bird looks up at you mid-blowie, massive power trip.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 13:48:56
a footlong italian bmt sub of the day with chipotle and plenty of jalapenos.


i'm a fat cunt


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 13:50:56
a footlong italian bmt sub of the day with chipotle and plenty of jalapenos.


i'm a fat cunt

I'm sure you meant Subway melt so I'll let you off


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 13:57:19
I am with BR on this :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 13:58:13
wanking


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:01:44
Small children falling on concrete surfaces.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:05:00
People who gamble on Deal or No Deal and then get really upset when it all goes tits up.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:05:40
Thinking it's a Thursday, then remembering it's a Friday


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: The Grim Reaper on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:07:42
Doing the missus up the wrong 'un


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:12:58
Seeing somebody walking along minding their own business, and then them tripping up on a loose paving slab. The first thing they do is spin around to see if anybody saw them make a complete twat of themselves.

Makes me laugh just thinking about it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:14:46
Doing the missus up the wrong 'un

Doing somebody elses missus up the wrong 'un is much more fun


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Rustle on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:19:00
Watching people trying out things like swinging hammocks and then it collapsing on them.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:22:19
Eating maoam
My cat


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:26:38
seeing someone trying to avoid a fight with some aggressive twat,then giving up and laying the fucker out


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:28:31
Paddy Power's television adverts


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: König on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:30:07
Eating maoam
My cat

your cat's called maoam?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:46:36
your cat's called maoam?

Good work, Sir.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:46:46
Walls Vienetta


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Miss Angry on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:49:32
Strangers passing you and saying good morning/ afternoon. I've just moved to a village so its new to me but makes me smile


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 14:50:14
Strangers passing you and saying good morning/ afternoon. I've just moved to a village so its new to me but makes me smile
I miss that so much now I'm in London!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 15:01:51
seeing someone trying to avoid a fight with some aggressive twat,then giving up and laying the fucker out

Haha, that's properly funny.

We were in an Old Town pub years ago, early in the evening and we had a proper hard-as-nails mate with us. A mate that at the time was on a charge of GBH with intent and had a fair bit of previous. We were having a peaceful drink and said friend accidently knocked someone's pint over, our mate apologised and offered to buy him a new one. The bloke just gave him abuse and told him to fuck off.

My friend rose above it and walked off to use the toilet, he came back down and the bloke was staring him down and saying shit about him in quite a loud manner. My friend went over and said, "look mate, let it go, i'll buy you a a pint if you're that pissed off." The bloke then stands up and says, "when i've finished this pint i'm taking you outside and kicking fuck out of you." And prodded him a few times.

My friend said, "Why not now?" The bloke then pushes my mate and threw some insult, to which my mate nutted him and then caught him sweet in the face. He then got the fuck out the pub like he was on fire. The bloke was still down (not out, just groggy as hell and a bit confused) when the ambulance and police turned up. That made me laugh, lots. The bloke was such a prick and went out of his way to get a pasting.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 15:32:08
People falling asleep on trains and missing their station.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Super Jan fjortoft on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 15:59:19
Seeing people fall over  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Beer in my fridge :beers: Beating Leeds 3-0 twice this season :notworthy:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 16:00:48
Seeing old and/or fat people miss the bus


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: PocketScience on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 16:08:03
Seeing old and/or fat people miss the bus

haha! I've got a lot of time for this. Also, when you see someone running down the street and they get there just as it pulls away


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 17:00:44
Finding that little baggie that you lost a couple of weeks ago.

I'll have that for Saturday thanks :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: kinny on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 17:11:41
Thinking you have a whole weekend of work ahead of you, then realising you've booked it all off and you're actually going to wembley? Can't get much better for me, although I second the comment about the footlong italian bmt  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 18:01:17
Farting and then slinking away from the scene.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 18:05:12
Looking at the cut grass in the garden and realising you havnt got to do it again for a few weeks....or months.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 18:28:30
Galaxy. Moment on the lips, life time on the hips  :no:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 18:29:27
Driving through big puddles next to bus stops and getting them fucking soaked.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 18:30:13
Driving through big puddles next to bus stops and getting them fucking soaked.

Poor bus stops


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 18:35:58
Bus wankers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: BrightonRed on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 20:01:32
When topless chavs get knocked out by cross dressing cage fighters on a stag do and it's caught on cctv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoBG8DdtrQ0



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 21:31:33
Getting a household bill a few quid lower than expected.

Reading on the bog.

Making dinner for someone who cleans their plate and asks for more.

Leaving work ten minutes early.

Taking off your socks after a long day.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 21:35:30
Getting a household bill a few quid lower than expected.

Reading on the bog.

Making dinner for someone who cleans their plate and asks for more.

Leaving work ten minutes early.

Taking off your socks after a long day.

You really are taking that 'trivial' tag line seriously, aren't you?

Fair play Billy  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 21:37:15
You really are taking that 'trivial' tag line seriously, aren't you?

Fair play Billy  :)

Abba: "That's the name of the game".

The more trivial the pleasure, the more I seem to enjoy it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 22:28:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z6Ru_4UliU


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 22:28:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z6Ru_4UliU

Takes about 6 minutes of baiting but finally happens.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 22:53:41
wanking
Small children falling on concrete surfaces.

The T'internet police will be after the pair of you if you're not careful.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, May 27, 2010, 22:57:40
Takes about 6 minutes of baiting but finally happens.

Brilliant!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 28, 2010, 00:38:29
Having a wank and someone from the TEF phone you up at the point of climax


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, May 28, 2010, 02:22:58
This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpDG8QjoK-A


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, May 28, 2010, 02:38:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL6VVpaGuM0

This is the classic isnt it.  Sure its been on here before.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, May 28, 2010, 06:56:12
I was waiting for a bus the other day, and some old fella got off the bus and gave me his day rider.
That made me smile.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 28, 2010, 09:34:56
Thinking you've missed the binnies, but putting the bin out anyway on the off chance, then getting back from the school run to find they have picked it up after all. Well, you did say trivial


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Friday, May 28, 2010, 09:50:30
Waking up and realising you've still got a couple of hours of sleep left.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, May 28, 2010, 09:52:07
Waking up and realising you've still got a couple of hours of sleep left.

Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
But i know what you mean Langers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Friday, May 28, 2010, 09:55:27
Yeh i guess it is, still preety nice when it happens though


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, May 28, 2010, 10:37:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS22QSZmZoU


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, May 28, 2010, 10:38:42
Tickets Please!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, May 28, 2010, 10:54:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS22QSZmZoU

I like how no-one goes to help him, and just moans at him for getting runover!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Posh Red on Friday, May 28, 2010, 10:58:48
Sorry in advance, but having a good shit.

Well it always makes me feel better


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, May 28, 2010, 12:06:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQbRjHPwc6s


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, May 28, 2010, 12:23:17
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/10/13/happy-slapper-gets-a-kicking-165437


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, May 28, 2010, 12:31:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEb2lgGBEvU


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 18:41:16
People who call light sources "Lampards"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 21:55:19
Farting in the bath.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:58:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL6VVpaGuM0

This is the classic isnt it.  Sure its been on here before.

Awful film mind!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jobi on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 00:05:10
Seeing somebody walking along minding their own business, and then them tripping up on a loose paving slab. The first thing they do is spin around to see if anybody saw them make a complete twat of themselves.

Makes me laugh just thinking about it.


this is also good when they trip and pretend to do the 'fake jog or run' for 2 seconds then stop


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 12:17:11
Finding out that the company Chef and Accounts Assistant disappear for a shag in the toilets at 7.30am, 11.30am and 3.30pm everyday.  brilliant.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 13:11:03
Finding out that the company Chef and Accounts Assistant disappear for a shag in the toilets at 7.30am, 11.30am and 3.30pm everyday.  brilliant.

REALLY!!?  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 13:15:54
Yes Really ?  An Accounts Assistant at work at 7.30 ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 13:31:53
yes neville, she gets in early to (in her words) suck him off in the store cupboard

I have been sticking to the salad at lunch times as I know this comes prepacked.  I don't do second hand chicken jizzyani


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 13:32:49
yes neville, she gets in early to (in her words) suck him off in the store cupboard

I have been sticking to the salad at lunch times as I know this comes prepacked.  I don't do second hand chicken jizzyani

haha brilliant


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 14:42:32
yes neville, she gets in early to (in her words) suck him off in the store cupboard

I have been sticking to the salad at lunch times as I know this comes prepacked.  I don't do second hand chicken jizzyani

'hold the mayo'


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 15:12:56
ice lollys
Sex and the city 2
a lush Chanel inspired necklace Ive found


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: adje on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 18:53:14
nothing-I'm a miserable fucker.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:12:17
Giving someone else my pay and display ticket


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:19:41
Oh, and having a really satisfying poo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Luci on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:28:47
When its hot in the summer and you flip the pillow and its nice and cool on the other side



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:31:38
When its hot in the summer and you flip the pillow and its nice and cool on the other side



Pillows are cooler on the other side out there?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Abrahammer on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:32:08
Biting into a Kit Kat and finding there is no waffer.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:35:00
Hearing that Anthony McNamee had a shit game


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:37:29
Having a Piss after nearly exploding


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 19:46:11
Having a Piss after nearly exploding

I'll raise you.....

Surely I need not explain.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:39:39
Amanda Holden


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:51:19
Amanda Holden

This


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 20:53:44
Having a Piss after nearly exploding

or having to do a really silly run to the toilets so you don't piss yourself.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Luci on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 21:23:37
Amanda Holden

someones been watching Britains got talent!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 21:24:23
And the winner is...

A nice cup of tea.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 21:25:19
Amanda Holden

On mute


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 21:25:54
someones been watching Britains got talent!!
How could you miss out when Holden is on the tv? Even if you do have to put up with the cunt that Piers Morgan. I cant believe she was married to Les Dennis, how? how? how? how? did that happen?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 21:27:31
And the winner is...

A nice cup of tea.

We do have a winner


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:22:41
An old man tipped his hat to me this morning! Wow the hight of good manners!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jean-Francois is God on Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:45:39
Making sweet contact with a volley or a massive hoof ball.

Tucking into some Spag Bol.

Unearthing a Swindon 95-97 Castrol home shirt in Oxfam for £4.  Magic.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 13:12:45
Pick n mix


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 21:40:41
Pick n mix

But where will you go for it now that Woolies is no more, sweetheart?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Honky McCracker on Thursday, June 10, 2010, 16:42:16
I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, June 10, 2010, 16:55:02
I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.



Made me laugh just thinking about it.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, June 10, 2010, 17:07:24
Having a good old fucking swear:

fuck cunt bollocks wank bloody cock twat arse piss tits knob-jockey dick-head prick bell-end bastard cunt fuck

Thats better....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, June 10, 2010, 17:39:08
A really good stretch after a long run! IMHO, thats a bit better than sex.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, June 10, 2010, 17:42:29
what!!!???!!!?? you must be fucking rubbish in the sack


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, June 11, 2010, 15:32:59
I know its childish but it makes me laugh when an elastic band lands on the floor in the shape of 2 bollocks and a cock.



Here is a good example of a new forum member who isn't a fucking mong. You're alright, you are.

You fucking cunt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 11, 2010, 18:00:21
Fat people standing on the bus who topple over as it pulls away from a stop.

When the woman in Asda tries to take my booze because I haven't got my ID, then can't void it and lets me have it anyway.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, June 11, 2010, 18:16:54
Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jimbob on Friday, June 11, 2010, 18:40:59
my first mouthful of chicken dhansak


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 00:36:58
my first mouthful of the bearded clam


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: juddie on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 00:48:01
getting moolared on a friday night : -)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 00:52:49
Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.

I love the sound of breaking glass, at work nothing beats the stress like smashing a glass unit in the big skip.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: thedarkprince on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 10:43:30
Smashing shit up. I like breaking stuff. The bigger and smashier it is the better. As long as it's not too hard to clean up.

Couldn't agree more.  The other week I got the sledge hammer out and went to town on the concrete plinth that the shed used to sit on.  The missus couldn't understand why I was grinning like an idiot throughout. 

Lovely veg patch there now by the way.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 16:55:05
The big cheesy grin on the face of a new kid in the youth football team when they score their first goal.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 17:58:14
Couldn't agree more.  The other week I got the sledge hammer out and went to town on the concrete plinth that the shed used to sit on.  The missus couldn't understand why I was grinning like an idiot throughout. 
That reminded me - a good old fashioned bonfire after you've cleared an overgrown bit in the garden


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 18:01:57
you two are like proper grown ups :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 18:22:53
I did some volunteering for the RSPCA today


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Saturday, June 12, 2010, 22:21:23
The first tomato appearing on this summer's tomato plants in my garden.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Sunday, June 13, 2010, 01:53:26
When you've come up with a good one-liner, and as a result your Mum is in tears - yeah that's pretty good.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Sunday, June 13, 2010, 07:52:00
Not spending saturday night with your mum.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Sunday, June 13, 2010, 17:13:08
Not spending saturday night with your mum.

Great gag, Billy-Bollock-Chops  ::)  (haven't seen her since Monday, btw)

A legend in his own mind......


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Monday, June 14, 2010, 14:01:47
Watching the pikey chav cunt who lives opposite me getting evicted over the weekend, and then pissing myself laughing as he threw numerous bin bags containing his worldly goods into the back of his shitty Fiat Punto.

In his obvious rage, the stupid cunt put to many bags in the boot and when he tried to force the fucking thing shut, there was the unmistakable sound of thing breaking.

I really do hope that whatever the prick managed to accidently break was fucking irreplaceable.

 :smugfu:  :cunt:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, June 14, 2010, 14:27:34
Watching young gobby twats get a beating from there elders. Only downside was i walked past at the time ang got blood all over my shirt when young mans nose exploded.

Hopefully he doesnt have aids!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Honky McCracker on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 16:05:37
Had a clear out on Sunday, Found a fiver in an old coat pocket.

Happy days. :) :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 19:40:43
Beer


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 20:00:10
feeding the ducks.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 20:23:45
Bustin' makes me feel good.
I ain't afraid of no ghost


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 21:25:27
Eating ducks.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, 21:30:47
Hmm, i had Duck Confit for dinner. That made me happy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Honky McCracker on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 11:59:59
watching my missis shit herself when she saw a tiny spider in her shoe this morning. :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 12:42:21
Just finding out that your work load is about to triple for no extra money and also that you are only getting one days notice of this. Oooops - wrong thread but you gotta laugh or you'll cry innit :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 12:45:54
Wow your job sounds like it toally sucks


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 12:46:18
Proving your boss, who thinks he knows best, wrong.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 13:00:25
watching my missis shit herself when she saw a tiny spider in her shoe this morning. :)

lusty22, are you a Westbury native?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Honky McCracker on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 14:40:00
No.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 14:43:23
the smell of freshly baked bread


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 16:16:40
picnics.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 17:41:28
Housemates coming back tomorrow, beer and wine in tow


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Thursday, June 24, 2010, 18:52:10
When you stamp on a frog and it makes a loud POP.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, June 25, 2010, 06:55:19
visiting italian tony's sandwich shop later.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Friday, June 25, 2010, 08:35:22
finishing work on a friday


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, June 25, 2010, 09:36:21
Sitting on a small beach in Skiathos staring at the sea.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, June 25, 2010, 13:36:06
The fact that, at this moment, we've thought of 600 things that annoy us but only 130-odd things that make us smile/feel good  :D

Having a moan is a bit of therapy, and, it seems, easier for people to do than thinking of happy things.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, June 25, 2010, 13:38:37
Finding washed money in your pocket..


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, June 25, 2010, 13:46:47
Seeing your weeds going a bit browner each day after you've sprayed the fucking things.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 25, 2010, 14:03:53
Looking at all the horrendously ugly chavvy people on the Karma Chippenham Facebook photos


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, June 25, 2010, 15:06:10
Are they ugly or have they been beaten up?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 25, 2010, 16:29:44
I mostly enjoy the ugly slaggy looking girls!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, June 25, 2010, 17:01:08
I think we all enjoy the ugly slaggy girls


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 25, 2010, 17:24:41
What's NOT to enjoy David??!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Friday, June 25, 2010, 20:31:49
I think we all enjoy the ugly slaggy girls
Speaking of which, I weirdly fancy Lady Sovereign! Id do untold lude and illegal things to her.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, June 25, 2010, 23:33:07
Sitting in the garden at 11:30 at night, in just my shorts, with a drink, just watching the stars, wonderful stuff.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, June 25, 2010, 23:36:23
Sitting in the garden at 11:30 at night, in just my shorts, with a drink, just watching the stars, wonderful stuff.
Totally agree! If I had a garden I'd be doing something similar! Shame we don't get to do it more often in this country!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, June 26, 2010, 02:12:36
Sitting in the garden with housemates packets of fags and beatles and glass of wine

ULTIMATE WIN!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Saturday, June 26, 2010, 03:12:58
Getting up at fucking 3:10am after not having a wink of sleep to go Wimbledon  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, June 26, 2010, 10:13:36
[gay alert]
Watched Serendipity last night. Again. Willingly. On my own. That film makes me feel good. (Like most chick flicks...) :girlgiggle:
[/gay alert]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, June 26, 2010, 10:15:32
Getting up at fucking 3:10am after not having a wink of sleep to go Wimbledon  :)

Milton Keynes that far away then? ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Saturday, June 26, 2010, 14:36:12
I'd like to shake the hand of the person that came up with the 'soapy tit wank' thing on the TEF. That makes me smile  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Saturday, June 26, 2010, 23:14:06
Seeing your weeds going a bit browner each day after you've sprayed the fucking things.

Yep. Along with weeding and feeding the lawn and watching the daisies wilt.

Also the phenomenal success that are my hanging baskets this year which have gone bonkers. Lots of care, attention, Phostrogen and H20.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Saturday, June 26, 2010, 23:47:00
Yep. Along with weeding and feeding the lawn and watching the daisies wilt.

Also the phenomenal success that are my hanging baskets this year which have gone bonkers. Lots of care, attention, Phostrogen and H20.
You've been wanking into the baskets haven't you? Like a kind of kinky Prince Charles


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Saturday, June 26, 2010, 23:52:33
You've been wanking into the baskets haven't you? Like a kind of kinky Prince Charles

Actually there is a real story to tell here. In the early spring I used one of my tubs as an ashtray. Filled the bugger up with cigar butts. I then dug them in with some new compost and put some seedlings in a month ago. Fuck me, they have become like triffids. Amazing. Double the size of a 'control' tub. I might just have found a secret recipe for horticultural incredulity and a whole new business.

Give us your dog ends Davis.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 07:29:32
Give us your dog ends Davis.
You'd be astonished how infrequently I hear that phrase :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 12:16:50
sunday morning, walk to bakery, freshly cooked croissant, cup of coffee and sunday mirror, sat on beach happy as pig in shit when a 10/10 women worthy of the stunners comp comes and sits no more than 20 foot away from me and strips to a bikini. lush


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: yeo on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 13:03:22
Walking the Dog round Coate Water sayind "Good Morning" to everyone I see.
Yummy Sunny Mummys .
Walking home via old Town and having a pint on the way.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 18:19:00
How much of twats some blokes looked dressed up as RAF Pilots after the todays match. Where are you going to go from there fellas?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 20:18:39
Watching Heinze get pushed over by a young Mexican.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 20:19:13
Watching Heinze get smashed in the face with a TV Camera while celebrating a goal.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:00:13
A perfectly cooked steak.  Fresh bedsheets.  A mid afternoon nap.  Reading a book knowing you should be doing something more productive.  And scratching.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:12:19
Cider.
Chinese takeaways.
Indian takeaways.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:14:37
Cider.
Chinese takeaways.
Indian takeaways.

So you like food and booze - how very imaginative, you punto driving cunt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:17:56
finally getting to the end of the washing up.

How I've managed to use 8 knifes, 8 spoons and 7 forks I'll never know!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:19:04
So you like food and booze - how very imaginative, you punto driving cunt.

love you too.

has anyone dented yours yet? some twats done mine


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:20:39
love you too.

has anyone dented yours yet? some twats done mine

Yep - in the garage at the moment, funnily enough.  Some dozy cunt (me) drove it straight into the back of another car, denting the front bumper.  Pretty sure it was the Germans' fault.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Monday, June 28, 2010, 15:06:38
Picalily


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Monday, June 28, 2010, 15:11:37
ice cold cherry coke


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Monday, June 28, 2010, 15:31:13
Ice cold peroni.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, June 28, 2010, 20:04:04
Beans on toast for dinner


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Monday, June 28, 2010, 20:50:48
jaffa cakes


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, June 28, 2010, 20:56:27
[[/quote
Picalily
That is fucking repulsive. It looks like the kind of thing surgeons take out of the bodies of those about to die with some real shitty stomach disease


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Monday, June 28, 2010, 23:00:19
[[/quoteThat is fucking repulsive. It looks like the kind of thing surgeons take out of the bodies of those about to die with some real shitty stomach disease

Fussy eaters.  Chalkie, you seem to hate all food. 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Monday, June 28, 2010, 23:20:43
Farting.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Monday, June 28, 2010, 23:23:55
Tascas (Chubbs might know what they are?)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 10:19:30
[[/quoteThat is fucking repulsive. It looks like the kind of thing surgeons take out of the bodies of those about to die with some real shitty stomach disease
Youre actually wrong. It makes a boring old ham n cheese sandwich totally amazing, you can also eat it out the jar just on its own if you like.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 11:09:45
Playing XBox when I should be revising/looking for a job whilst the Mrs is out so she cant nag the shit out of me.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 11:34:56
Getting a text from someone you didn't expect to hear from!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 11:39:24
ice cold cherry coke

You big girl!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 11:46:41
ice cold cherry coke

I got an ice cold orange fanta from burger king the other day. I drank it so quickly that I got a mahoosive headache and a dose of the hiccups.

'twas quite an enjoyable experience.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 11:54:25
after a walk in that heat yesterday afternoon,coming home to an ice cold cherry coke was bliss.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Div on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 12:10:57
not leaving a wet paint sign so that you can laugh when the twat who lives in the same house as you realises she's just got it all over her jeans  >:D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 12:18:26
Waking up on a Sunday, thinking it's a Monday, and then realising that it is Sunday.

Finding money in your jeans. It's like free money!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 12:35:03
Organising outings with friends so you have lots to look forward to!
Shopping trip to Westfields & Twilight cinema trip in Team Edward or Jacob Tshirts soon! Yay!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 12:39:46
finding out the accounts assistant has dumped the chef, and he has turned into a stalker.  soapy tit wank


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 13:16:35
finding out the accounts assistant has dumped the chef, and he has turned into a stalker.  soapy tit wank
Do you live in an episode of "The Lakes"?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 14:37:38
What i made myself for lunch: Roasted jersey royals, sweet potato, squash, red peppers, cherry tomatoes, onions, garlic, chilli and paprika all roasted up with a juicy roast chicken breast. If I'd made more I would've fucked it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 14:55:21
Cutting my lawn, filling the skip and hammering in some nails knowing that it fucks off the neighbors after they've been working all night.

It's good to get these type of jobs done at the start of the day.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 16:30:56
finding out the accounts assistant has dumped the chef, and he has turned into a stalker.  soapy tit wank

Safe to eat in the canteen again ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 16:35:37
She had it all planned Nev, bean counting the days.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 16:51:44
Wonder were that romance sprouted from anyway.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 16:52:41
She had it all planned Nev, bean counting the days.

All credit to her then.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 18:42:22
[Pun scan]

All credit to her then.

[/Pun scan]

Nope, it's clean.

What the fuck!?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Div on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 18:52:15
[Pun scan]

[/Pun scan]

Nope, it's clean.

What the fuck!?

No it's not...credit  :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 19:04:36
Ah, he changed the pun type from vegetables to an accountancy term.
That's a poor effort.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 19:26:07
Doing a red light on my pushbike whilst all of the motor vehicles have to wait. Suckers!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 19:34:54
Remembering that the yellow filth exist, and will always exist in the shadow of the mighty reds.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 21:21:52
Ah, he changed the pun type from vegetables to an accountancy term.
That's a poor effort.

Sorry sir, but a bean counter is a derogatory term for an accountant. Sussex came up with a masterful 'cross-topic' pun. I therefore had to choose which way to proceed.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 21:28:25
Yeah Ginginho, we're pushing pun boundries here, keep up :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 21:43:56
Bastards.
It was Bangkok Red who threw me the curveball with the sprout pun.

Apologies Nev, I should've known better than to suspect one of your posts wasn't a pun ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 23:26:35
It's accrual way to finish.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 00:55:42
On balance Nev is an asset.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 01:20:27
But is he any good at double entry?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 08:21:46
Alledgerdly.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 08:22:56
Bastards.
It was Bangkok Red who threw me the curveball with the sprout pun.

Apologies Nev, I should've known better than to suspect one of your posts wasn't a pun ;)

That's ok Ginghinho, don't let it happen again. :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 08:26:00
These puns are becoming very taxing.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 18:24:22
I think you're all accunts.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 18:28:16
I think you're all accunts.

Winner.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 14:45:57
Sitting in the mad bishop with a cold pint of Guinness


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 14:53:11
Excercising to the point of being sick!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 15:06:16
Excercising to the point of being sick!

Either you've posted this in the wrong thread or you have issues.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 15:09:04
Excercising to the point of being sick!
I fully concur! Pain is just weakness leaving the body.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 15:27:55
I have issues then Gingho! I went to a new class last night it nearly killed me..... And I loved it!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 15:29:18
Fair play, but exercising until you throw up wouldn't make me feel good or make me smile.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 15:30:56
It made me smile after! Kind of buzzing of the exercise endorphins or whatever you call them?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 15:54:25
It made me smile after! Kind of buzzing of the exercise endorphins or whatever you call them?

Diced carrots ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 15:55:42
Please note I wasn't actually sick!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 16:04:00
i wnet for a run at lunchtime and puked in front of some daytrippers, that made me smile.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 16:11:59
i wnet for a run at lunchtime and puked in front of some daytrippers, that made me smile.

It's just made me smile as well.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, July 1, 2010, 17:11:19
Remembering flight of the conchords quotes


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Honky McCracker on Friday, July 2, 2010, 12:37:29
Finding that 1 crisp in the packet thats caked in flavour.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, July 2, 2010, 12:43:42
Fair play, but exercising until you throw up wouldn't make me feel good or make me smile.
she also enjoys bondage.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Super Jan fjortoft on Friday, July 2, 2010, 12:45:13
It made me smile after! Kind of buzzing of the exercise endorphins or whatever you call them?

Leave them poor dolphins alone. Hey flipper :fishing:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, July 2, 2010, 12:51:55
going to buy a newspaper in my slippers and having a chat with Señor Cruz, the most excited man in the world.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, July 2, 2010, 15:07:33
The football being back on.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Saturday, July 3, 2010, 11:02:06
Peeling prawns.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:11:31
The smell of bacon being fried.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:13:11
Looking at Kylie.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:37:01
Looking at the assets on the young lass who works in the club shop. :D :D :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, July 3, 2010, 12:43:42
Fucking good shout that is.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:12:03
Glad I'm not the only one.

2 more smells;

 - cut grass,
 - the smell of the pavement in the summer when it's just received some rain (reminds me of playing football with a tennis-ball on the school playground).


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:39:30
The actual acest thing just happened!!

Theres only 3 of us in the office today - we saw an ice cream van pull up outside (bit random) but my boss gave me and gay husband £20 and told us to go an get an ice cream each! as we left the office this random women came over and started talking to us and we were like "bore off we are going to miss the ice cream van"
Anyway turned out she was from this hotel company and they had brought the ice cream van round to all the agents as a treat!
So all three of us just got a whatever we liked off the icecream van!
I had a pot of mr whippy (I hate wafer!) with red sauce AND a flake!
LUSH!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:41:22
 An eruption of anger. The smell of burnt hair in the air. Just minutes ago the prison authorities tried to sneak North out of the back here. It didn't work. Crowds set upon the transporter, one man ended up plaited around the axel, they ripped North out of the back and at that point we became ominously aware of a 25 foot wicker phallus. Seconds later North was ablaze. Sheets of flame dancing to the beat of primitive animal justice. One man kebabbed, hundreds scarred by a shared blood ritual. And yet, an astonishing sense of community here now, a positive atmosphere, a sense of a job well done, a shared sigh of relief very much like the bizarre euphoria at the end of an hours vomiting.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:42:12
 :hmmm:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:44:13
The actual acest thing just happened!!

Theres only 3 of us in the office today - we saw an ice cream van pull up outside (bit random) but my boss gave me and gay husband £20 and told us to go an get an ice cream each! as we left the office this random women came over and started talking to us and we were like "bore off we are going to miss the ice cream van"
Anyway turned out she was from this hotel company and they had brought the ice cream van round to all the agents as a treat!
So all three of us just got a whatever we liked off the icecream van!
I had a pot of mr whippy (I hate wafer!) with red sauce AND a flake!
LUSH!

And you pocketed the 20?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:44:22
Brass Eye, I believe.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:45:36
NAHHH BR in my excitment I accidently told my boss it was free!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:46:38
I can't decide if that is foolishness or honesty.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:47:49
I can't decide if that is foolishness or honesty.

Foolish honesty, perhaps.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:48:58
An honest fool then.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 5, 2010, 15:51:31
thats me!!!  :girlgiggle:



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:00:48
finding out dizzee rascals mystery bird who he has been shagging for 2 and a half years went to school with me (was a couple of years younger)

if only i had some dirt i would go to the papers


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:01:04
playing football with a tennis-ball on the school playground

i've always wondered whether only my primary school enforced a ban on everything except tennis balls


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:02:08
No, my primary school banned any kind of ball - so we ended up playing footie with a round top off of an old Ariel fabric softener bottle.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:02:44
No, my primary school banned any kind of ball - so we ended up playing footie with a round top off of an old Ariel fabric softener bottle.

you should have the touch of a brazillian sambo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Monday, July 5, 2010, 18:05:25
........erm........


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 5, 2010, 18:33:11
boobys


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:23:04
boobys are not trivial you homo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:27:52
boobys are not trivial you homo

perhaps they make him feel good?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:29:05
Maybe I should have said people talking about boobys

[url width=304 height=468]http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/bluefooted-booby_449.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, July 5, 2010, 20:41:20
No, my primary school banned any kind of ball - so we ended up playing footie with a round top off of an old Ariel fabric softener bottle.
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We had to use a coke can right up until the day i went in for a header met it perfectly, scored a cracking header and ended up in casulty needing 4 stitches just above my eye. And when i got home i was lucky i didn't need more when my mum couldn't get the blood out of my white school shirt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Monday, July 5, 2010, 20:59:14
Anyone remember those "hacky sacks"?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Monday, July 5, 2010, 23:47:04
i've always wondered whether only my primary school enforced a ban on everything except tennis balls

No, my primary school banned any kind of ball - so we ended up playing footie with a round top off of an old Ariel fabric softener bottle.


When were you two at primary school? When I were a lad we used to play football most break times (more often than not we got through about 5 footballs a week due to the caretakers boxer dog puncturing them when a wayward shot ended up near it's kennel). We used to have snowball fights, play conkers, bulldog....and on special occasions (birthday's etc.) you were given the "bumps" or thrown down the bank in the playing field....happy days  :)


* Edit. I'm not sure we were actually meant to do any of this, but we did.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 00:13:18
finding out dizzee rascals mystery bird who he has been shagging for 2 and a half years went to school with me (was a couple of years younger)

if only i had some dirt i would go to the papers

Good god, that's not even semi-decent gossip


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 16:12:53
When Jeremy Kyle deals out a good piece of self righteous bollocking to some unsuspecting 'butter wouldnt melt' chav who has gone on the show thinking theyre in right.

Jeremy Kyle  :notworthy:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 16:13:57
Having a job and a life and not having to watch Jeremy Kyle...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 16:14:39
Not having a job and not having a life and watching Jeremy Kyle


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 16:15:43
Not having a job and not having a life and watching Jeremy Kyle

You should be out on litter patrol.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 16:41:53
Jeremy Kyle is an utter cunt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 16:43:28
Jeremy Kyle is an utter cunt.
But a loveable one though...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: TownLoyal on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 16:44:26
Not having a job and not having a life and watching Jeremy Kyle

This, although not having a job is also depressing at times.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 16:47:25
when someone posts pics on Facebook from AGES ago and makes you remember good nights out!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 17:43:33
Being able to breathe clearly through my nose after I've just taken care of my nostril-hair, with my very efficient and impressive new Philips gadget.

This really is trivial but I guess that's the point here.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 17:48:16
But a loveable one though...

Yeah, loveable in the way all condescending, self-righteous cunts are. :) I'd absolutely love to kick shit out of that egotistical fuckhead.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Panda Paws on Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 17:53:11
Finding a really good job on-line and applying with the "perfect" CV/cover letter combo, and then revelling in the after-glow and the feeling it is only a matter of time whilst planning your new life............

This feeling is quickly replaced by a feeling of doom and utter worthlessness when no one gets back to you and the search must go on.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 8, 2010, 18:19:10
I have cut down drastically and only have the odd one on special occasions and I know I'm gonna get skin cancer blah blah blah but I do love having a little sunbed session!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 8, 2010, 18:21:54
finishing work for a whole week!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: adje on Thursday, July 8, 2010, 21:00:51
Yeah, loveable in the way all condescending, self-righteous cunts are. :) I'd absolutely love to kick shit out of that egotistical fuckhead.

Agreed but wrong thread!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Thursday, July 8, 2010, 21:16:09
The BBC trailer I just saw advertising a new series of Shooting Stars, which starts on Tuesday  :clap:

Series-link set.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Thursday, July 8, 2010, 21:44:43
Being subjected to big brother and seeing Mexico reds twin in the house


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, July 8, 2010, 23:56:23
the reaction you get from a chav when you tell them their trousers are falling down.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 9, 2010, 06:22:27
the reaction you get from a chav when you tell them their trousers are falling down.

that sounds a bit rapey arriba.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Friday, July 9, 2010, 10:38:39
Landing a very clean jab to the opponent's face and watching them think 'where the fuck did that come from?' Before you say anything, I box. Im not a pub brawler.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, July 9, 2010, 11:25:57
buying enough meat to feed a small army ahead of a barbeque.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, July 9, 2010, 11:40:45
getting on the scales and seeing the figure get lower and lower


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 9, 2010, 12:16:23
Seeing the Marquee has gone up in the village for my friends wedding tomorrow!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Friday, July 9, 2010, 12:36:27
Seeing the Marquee has gone up in the village for my friends wedding tomorrow!

I am wedding venue shopping tomorrow!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, July 9, 2010, 12:51:36
the fry and ducklings swimming around the lake near my home.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, July 9, 2010, 13:52:07
Wanking.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Friday, July 9, 2010, 14:02:07
KFC


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, July 9, 2010, 14:43:17
Hearing the bell go at 3.15 on a friday afternoon.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 9, 2010, 15:28:46
Achieving my lifes ambition of getting a strike at 100 pin bowling on Wii sports resort!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Friday, July 9, 2010, 15:50:11
When the Mrs. goes out and takes her irritating children with her and Im left alone in peace.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, July 9, 2010, 16:05:45
The thought of what's happening at the CG 4 weeks tomorrow.

A load of  :gay: on the Stratton Bank.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Friday, July 9, 2010, 16:09:57
The thought of what's happening at the CG 4 weeks tomorrow.

A load of  :gay: on the Stratton Bank.
I hope it rains on them.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Friday, July 9, 2010, 16:21:37
Sitting.  Just plain old sitting.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, July 9, 2010, 16:35:57
Shitting.  Just plain old shitting.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Friday, July 9, 2010, 17:23:20
Stratton Bank.

Off topic, is the Stratton Bank still going to be known as the Adkins Stand or was that for one season?



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, July 9, 2010, 17:25:16
the captions in the sun under the baby photo's of moat.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, July 9, 2010, 17:44:01
Surprise your friends this evening


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: TownLoyal on Friday, July 9, 2010, 18:23:04
Off topic, is the Stratton Bank still going to be known as the Adkins Stand or was that for one season?



Til the end of 10/11 season i think


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, July 9, 2010, 18:34:10
Surprise your friends this evening

Haha, brilliant.

I considered taking one out with me tonight, but then realised I don't want to be shot at by armed police.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 08:07:21
Watching Charlie & Lola in the mornings! I think I enjoy this programme more than someone my age should!  :-[


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 13:09:50
Office olympics.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bassett boy on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 13:37:02
Sweep stake for the national the one that wins picked the horse cause it had a nice name


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 13:40:53
Sweep stake for the national the one that wins picked the horse cause it had a nice name

Thought a sweep stake was normally done randomly?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bassett boy on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 13:47:10
not the one i am in


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 17:42:37
[url width=800 height=683]http://www.made-in-england.org/images/weathercock2.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 16, 2010, 13:49:01
When your shit heap 13 year old car passes it's MOT without any work needing to be done.  That's a fucking first.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 16, 2010, 13:51:33
Selling things on EBay for more than your bought them for!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Friday, July 16, 2010, 13:53:19
I hope you haven't sold someone your dodgy crutch.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 16, 2010, 13:58:21
No no Sussex that wouldn't be worth tuppence!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Friday, July 16, 2010, 17:22:07
The thread about if the Adver is going to be sold at the County Ground tonight. What a mong!! Its the only thread over 3 pages that Ive read the whole of.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Friday, July 16, 2010, 17:48:54
Several of Tails' work friends call him Chuck.

That's about as trivial as it gets.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, July 16, 2010, 17:52:35
Page 4 onwards of every thread where we slag off Nijholts Nuts and he's totally oblivious to it all


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, July 16, 2010, 17:59:10
The female colleague I sit near at work being on holiday for the past two weeks so I have had two weeks of blissful guilt free farting time.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 13:18:55
The employment stratagy at the club shop,  young female & big breasts, there was a different young lady in there today but still had huge tits. I fully support this stratagy it makes an old perv happy and softened the blow of paying £38 for a new shirt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 14:41:08
Crispys mum.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 17:54:33
Watching the Hills
God I literally LOVE this show


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 18:20:44
Crispys mum.

Crispys mum has got it goin' on...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 19:49:05
The woman in the shopping trolley on 101 ways to leave a game show, i laughed so hard i think a bit of wee came out.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 19:51:33
Cheese on toast, with Worcestershire Sauce.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 02:01:09
Babe Station


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 02:10:33
Arriba and Bangkok Red make me laugh. Also, the naieve thought of JFW being a fit.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 09:31:06
Falling asleep when I'm supposed to be doing something productive.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 22:37:46
 - NME Radio;

 - when hardly any wiping is required;

 - Crispy's Mum.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Div on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:02:05
during a cricket game being called a little faggot shortly after finding out your teams batting performance was woeful after just 2 overs of a reply, for the stupid cunt to get out in the next over  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak...then with 2 overs left to hit the winning runs, telling the current batsman* that our batting couldn't have been that woeful, to be called a cunt and be warned 'one day mate, someones gonna smash a cricket bat over your head'  :(.

*And then, after waving goodbye to us, blowing kisses at his misses as he drives off  :-[


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:12:42
That makes absolutely no sense


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:15:03
That makes absolutely no sense

Glad you said that.

I thought perhaps I had drunk too much scrumpy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:15:15
That makes absolutely no sense
Phew. Glad I'm not the only one thinking that!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:16:36
It makes perfect sense.....












Div can't play cricket.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:30:54
Most people I know that play/have played sunday cricket get monumentally twatted afterwards. I think that Div might fall into this category. This side of it has tempted me to play from time to time as it seems to be a brilliant way to spend your sundays.........but Monday mornings are hard enough as it is.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Div on Monday, July 19, 2010, 00:41:55
Most people I know that play/have played sunday cricket get monumentally twatted afterwards. I think that Div might fall into this category. This side of it has tempted me to play from time to time as it seems to be a brilliant way to spend your sundays.........but Monday mornings are hard enough as it is.

No umpires so no boundaries on what you can say to get the batter out of their mindset...of course, they are first to quip the personal insults; from then on its only downwards for that specific individual, who goes back and tells the rest how much of a cunt so-and-so is - then they expect you to live up to it, you may as well.

If you're going to lose, you may as well lose having fun rather than lose being a miserable old cunt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 19, 2010, 09:48:25
I think I know why you chose to do your degree in maths and not English.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:18:45
the fact that the trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you is about 40 pages ahead of this one.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:22:10
Proper aftershave that burns post shave. I've got plenty of poncey creams and shit, but they don't feel right. I love the feeling of splashing on some Lagerfeld or something and getting that awakening burn.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:22:27
The "growbag wars" that are going on in the little estate where our office is!!

Basically one of our neighbours had a load of growbags they were obviously trying to grow tomatoes or something - but it was all dead! anyway my boss found them dumped out the back of our office this morning!

The site of my boss hurling them over there 6ft high fence this morning was amusing to say the least!
Never scorn a gay man!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: larwood on Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:32:47
Having a waitress at Pizza Express say how nice my dress was and asking if it was vintage.

The sound of my Guinea pigs eating grass.

My holiday on The Isles of Scilly in two days time  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: juddie on Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:35:30
the day after a big hangover and waking up and feeling human again


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:44:02
i'm feeling that today juddie


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: blah blah on Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:47:44
when you bite into a cherry tomato and it literally explodes in your mouth, sometimes spurting tomato flesh out of your mouth all over the PC/newspaper/TV/wife/whatever is in front of your face at the time.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 19, 2010, 14:01:05
when you bite into a cherry tomato and it literally explodes in your mouth, sometimes spurting tomato flesh out of your mouth all over the PC/newspaper/TV/wife/whatever is in front of your face at the time.


Yes.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jean-Francois is God on Monday, July 19, 2010, 15:58:18
Stumbling across a Swindon away shirt from the doomed 2005/2006 season for £3.50 in a Charity Shop in Devizes.

Re-reading the 10 Chillers Commandments.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 19, 2010, 16:44:56
CHILLERS!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Monday, July 19, 2010, 17:13:14
I like watching people who have just farted in public trying to pretend it isn't them.  The squirming and sly looks to see if anyone has noticed amuses me, sometimes for hours.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, July 19, 2010, 18:07:29
Proper aftershave that burns post shave. I've got plenty of poncey creams and shit, but they don't feel right. I love the feeling of splashing on some Lagerfeld or something and getting that awakening burn.

My Missus brought me some the other day, your so right it don't feel right unless you put on and then shout in pain something along the lines of "you bastard" as it works espescially when you cut yourself.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 19, 2010, 20:33:36
Matt Berry


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 19, 2010, 20:46:17
Matt Berry

Fuck yeah.

was going to post loads of youtube clips of snuffbox, but that's a bit obnoxious.

Instead, I'll say that if you haven't seen it, try and get hold of The Devil's Chair. It's by no means a great film, but at points Berry's performance seems so out of line with the whole atmosphere it almost takes on an almost darkplace style feel. very strange.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, July 19, 2010, 20:47:16
waking up after a 10hr sleep


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 19, 2010, 20:53:54
Matt Berry plays the exact same carachter in everything he does. He's a rubbish actor, but very very funny


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, July 19, 2010, 21:05:03
caprio ice tea. 99p for 2l in tesco near warwick uni

[url width=187 height=600]http://www.poradnikhandlowca.com.pl/photos/products/327440124903885630489.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 19, 2010, 21:29:32
A History of the World in 100 Objects. http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/ahow/all.

It's interesting, enjoyable, relaxing and I feel like I'm learning.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Monday, July 19, 2010, 21:35:21
I like watching people who have just farted in public trying to pretend it isn't them.  The squirming and sly looks to see if anyone has noticed amuses me, sometimes for hours.

I was in a (very quiet) book shop a couple of years ago and this elderly lady walked up next to me and let one rip. Then she quickly whisked herself away.....I think she was trying to land the blame with me  ::)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 10:28:47
Oh! Sonic I love ice tea!! Wonder if they sell those in every Tesco??


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 10:32:13
Winding up people on the STFC facebook page.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 10:45:52
Oh! Sonic I love ice tea!! Wonder if they sell those in every Tesco??
i've only seen them in two tescos, both in coventry. they're probably made of wood varnish and nail polish but damn it tastes good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 16:06:36
the fact that the trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you is about 40 pages ahead of this one.

 :D We had the same thought......my post from pg 9 of this thread;

"The fact that, at this moment, we've thought of 600 things that annoy us but only 130-odd things that make us smile/feel good 

Having a moan is a bit of therapy, and, it seems, easier for people to do than thinking of happy things.
"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 11:09:33
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Donkey-Parasails-Over-Russian-Beach-Cruel-Video-Of-Abusive-Publicity-Stunt-In-Golubitskaya/Article/201007315667950?lpos=World_News_News_Your_Way_Region_7&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15667950_Donkey_Parasails_Over_Russian_Beach%3A_Cruel_Video_Of_Abusive_Publicity_Stunt_In_Golubitskay

Donkeys Parasailing


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Crispy on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 11:10:55
Waking up on a saturday, knowing your going to watch the mighty town  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 11:13:46
The fact I'm finishing work in 45 mins as it's closing down and I still have my redundancy money to come through.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 11:19:30
six weeks off work.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 13:19:38
when I find out that the brown star brigade at work don't go for fag breaks at the smoking point with everyone else, they have all been spotted huddling together behind the royal mail sorting office so nobody can hear what they are talking about soapy tit wank


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: TownLoyal on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 13:38:41
Reading the "most embarrasing" thread  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 15:17:36
The Aussies getting bowled out for 88 against Pakistan !!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 15:57:42
Burt's handfried smoked streaky bacon crisps. Lovely !!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 23, 2010, 15:56:01
hoovering the gym at work when suddenly - I want to break free - By Queen comes on!! I was hoovering like Freddie!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Friday, July 23, 2010, 15:57:09
I knew your 'tache would come in handy eventually.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 23, 2010, 16:18:05
 :hitler: :suck:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, July 23, 2010, 16:18:59
Is that Hitler doing some 'ethnic cleansing'?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, July 23, 2010, 16:25:19
Is that Hitler doing some 'ethnic cleansing'?

Thats actually quite good!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 23, 2010, 16:34:54
Passing my blue light driving course today and doing 48 in a 30 and setting the speed camera off.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barnard on Friday, July 23, 2010, 17:23:35
Passing my blue light driving course today and doing 48 in a 30 and setting the speed camera off.

EFAD or ELVD?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 23, 2010, 17:29:38
EFAD. Best course I've been on. You in the job then?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barnard on Friday, July 23, 2010, 19:55:23
EFAD. Best course I've been on. You in the job then?

Control. No need for EFAD for me, but may have to do ELVD at some stage in the future depending on what happens with FiREControl.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:07:16
Well I'm blown. So am I. Oxon. I'm retained too...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barnard on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:23:16
Much respect for the retained from me. Must be a bit of a bastard fitting that in around the Control shift pattern (from memory you do a 2-2-4?).

I take it you won't be transferring to the White Elephant at Fareham then?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:25:48
Not a chance. They ideally would like to redploy people. Hopefully this is a ticket to wholetime...

You going to Taunton? I take it your Wiltshire?

The whole firecontrol thing is bolloxks.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barnard on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:35:36
Yeah, Wilts.

Haven't really got a lot of option but to go to Taunton. I've been in quite a long time and don't really fancy retraining to do something else.

We're doing a RDS to W/time transfer thing at the moment and they were talking about redeploying some of our Control staff, but thats gone very quiet.

I'm not that sure that the RCC's will ever go ahead in any case. I've had quite a lot to do with the project and it is a complete clusterfuck.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:40:38
Do you have a rank? I'm acting CM in both jobs.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barnard on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:43:41
T/SM - Done the last 3 years as Control OIC whilst my boss is seconded doing data work on the project.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:46:56
I think I may have emailed you in the past when I was doing a secondment...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barnard on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:50:35
Was it something to do with Airwave or callsigns?



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:57:01
Indeed, when we were changing over...

Small world!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:57:49
get a room


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, July 23, 2010, 20:58:47
Get a fucking room you gay cunts.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, July 23, 2010, 21:32:35
Lokks like they did.

Bumders


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, July 24, 2010, 00:15:06
I worked for Airwave for a bit!

Yay, I can be involved!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: trogladite on Saturday, July 24, 2010, 09:50:34
oxfords fourth stand


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, July 24, 2010, 09:57:34
I want to be a fire engine when I grow up.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barnard on Saturday, July 24, 2010, 10:03:40
I want to be a fire engine when I grow up.

Why wait? Just drive with your windows down shouting 'nee-nar'. Works for me.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, July 24, 2010, 10:14:45
Why wait? Just drive with your windows down shouting 'nee-nar'. Works for me.

I'm on it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, July 24, 2010, 22:31:49
Catching up with an old friend you haven't seen in ages, possibly years. xxx


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, July 25, 2010, 09:42:09
Waking up on a Sunday and thinking that in less than two weeks time we will be debating our hammering of Brighton.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: juddie on Sunday, July 25, 2010, 10:57:58
waking up after drinking champers, red wine, guinness and sambuca and getting away with it!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Monday, July 26, 2010, 09:54:42
Catching up with an old friend you haven't seen in ages, possibly years. xxx

This, with beer and curry.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Monday, July 26, 2010, 10:25:38
Watching someone stub their toe.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: TownLoyal on Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:01:29
Watching someone stub their toe.

Watching my girlfriend do that this morning made waking up early on a monday worth it! :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:18:17
Its my last day at Event Exchange today
Getting a big basket of goodies of Aveda goodies sent from my clients at Aveda - lush!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 26, 2010, 16:13:20
Did you get any Airwave goodys off roger?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 26, 2010, 17:19:49
No!! but then I dont deal with Airwave much
stigs  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, July 26, 2010, 19:30:59
this photo of prutton makes i larf

[url width=320 height=256]http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/javaImages/ef/27/0,,10341~8923119,00.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Crispy on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 01:45:38
Knowing that in about 16 hours, ill be cheering on the mighty swindon  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 01:57:03
this photo of prutton makes i larf

[url width=320 height=256]http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/javaImages/ef/27/0,,10341~8923119,00.jpg[/url]

[url width=460 height=300]http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2007/04/27/shameless460.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 21:59:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yExwkQYcp0

that makes me feel damn good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Luci on Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 07:30:05
Laughing at someone trip up the curb!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 07:45:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yExwkQYcp0

that makes me feel damn good.

Great piece of music. Reminds me of Nina Simone's Sinnerman, although she didn't have that interesting (or perhaps confusing) time signature.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 16:10:53
Going to the toilet 15 minutes before your shift ends, knowing you're getting paid for having a dump


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 16:15:49
Sweet Gene Vincent.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, July 31, 2010, 20:03:12
Jessica Ennis' backside.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, July 31, 2010, 20:09:50
Jessica Ennis' backside.

Fully agree there !!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 01:45:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-IHRdqIL64


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: TownLoyal on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 01:54:22
finally producing a full length song and drunk birds stopping for a random chat whilst i sat outside having a fag break :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 13:19:56
Shoopong at Westfields and Crispy Kreme doughnuts!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 13:21:54
and Crispy Kreme doughnuts!

we have one of their shops in Bristol now - believe it or not many people queued overnight prior to the opening.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 13:23:56
we have one of their shops in Bristol now - believe it or not many people queued overnight prior to the opening.

What do you think i am...some kinda doughnut.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 13:30:06
Jessica Ennis' backside.

I love her. She's cock achingly pretty.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 14:12:00
I love her. She's cock achingly pretty.
I have actual real real love for her as well. I dont know why but I really dig her 6 pack.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 14:13:57
Driving to Bristol Airport at some ungodly hour on Tuesday morning for a flight to Turkey and knowing that the bar will be open.
Also knowing it will be 30+ degrees for the whole fucking week!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, August 1, 2010, 14:14:15
It seems I've started a Jessica Ennis appreciation thread. I can live with that.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 13:38:34
That the 'safety camera partnership' is closing in the whole of Wiltshire!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 13:55:41
meeting ex top flight footballers randomly in bars,and finding them to be really nice guys.
happened twice to me last week.
david lee and john hendrie


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 19:06:28
After many months of job hunting, I have my first interview this week.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 19:08:18
Best of luck Samdy


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 19:10:44
Good luck Samdy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 19:11:49
The thing is, I didn't even apply for this one - the recruitment agency called me.

I can count on one hand the number of responses I've had to my 20+ applications.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 19:29:02
After many months of job hunting, I have my first interview this week.

Yeah best of luck Sam....hope you get it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 19:59:46
The thing is, I didn't even apply for this one - the recruitment agency called me.

I can count on one hand the number of responses I've had to my 20+ applications.

4?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 20:02:25
Best of luck Sam. It's tough out there, as I'm finding out myself.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 20:13:37
4?

6, obviously.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 20:46:14
Great piece of music. Reminds me of Nina Simone's Sinnerman, although she didn't have that interesting (or perhaps confusing) time signature.

Odd time sigs were a feature of the DB quartets stuff. This is in 7/4, the other hits (relatively) Take 5 (which is fucking class) and Blue Rondo a la Turk (where those 80's jazz wankers got their name from) are in 5/4 and 9/8 respectively.

There's a kid in the Charlie Brown cartoons that plays a little toy piano, and I'm sure the stuff they soundtrack it with is Brubeck.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 20:48:25
I love her. She's cock achingly pretty.

My kids went to school with her.

Reading stuff like this just seems wrong somehow.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 20:55:46
My kids went to school with her.

Reading stuff like this just seems wrong somehow.

Hahaha. Understandable I suppose. :D

I've pm'd you my number, please pass it on. Just don't tell her I'm a cock. (I'm actually not, it's just that it's so massive it seems like I'm part of it, rather than it being part of me.)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 21:06:38
I don't get the Jessica Ennis love in myself.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Posh Red on Tuesday, August 3, 2010, 21:16:16
I don't get the Jessica Ennis love in myself.

Is that because you are a closet Brighton fan?   ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 12:04:02
I don't get the Jessica Ennis love in myself.

Glad I'm not the only one. She is fucking rough.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 12:06:22
She's definitely not all that. Plus her abs are a bit much to put it mildly


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 12:25:02
Her abs are not that nice, but then I love her face. She's a very pretty girl.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 20:11:48
Dug my suit out today in preparation for my interview tomorrow and found a tenner in the pocket!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 20:18:35
Dug my suit out today in preparation for my interview tomorrow and found a tenner in the pocket!


'Tis a sign.  And good luck.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, August 4, 2010, 21:31:26
My first pint of real ale for five weeks. Warwickshire Brewing Co's Lady Godiva. Bloody lush.

Feel a bit giddy after two so I am off to bed  :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, August 6, 2010, 14:29:35
Clearing the room with a fart :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, August 6, 2010, 16:33:07
quidco.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, August 6, 2010, 18:36:52
Getting some good news on the job hunt front at last


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, August 6, 2010, 19:32:55
quidco.

Tell me about it i have just recieved my first payment from them and i am still not doing anything different than i was before i found quidco,  £85 for doing nothing.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, August 6, 2010, 19:37:22
Winning £630 on a 25p spin slot online :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Friday, August 6, 2010, 19:39:34
Winning £630 on a 25p spin slot online :)

today??

fucking have it mate.  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, August 6, 2010, 19:41:46
yep could not believe it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Friday, August 6, 2010, 19:45:42
do you play the slots loads tho? does that put you in profit over the last year playing the slots?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, August 6, 2010, 19:49:18
puts me probably about £200 up in online gambling


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Friday, August 6, 2010, 19:51:37
puts me probably about £200 up in online gambling

Congratulations - but I suppose that outlines the risk.  This morning you were £400 down.  I could never do that - that's a good fucking holiday.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, August 6, 2010, 19:59:23
Listening to XTC and hearing Andy Partridge's accent.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, August 6, 2010, 20:00:06
but you only gamble what you can afford and this is a 400 loss spread over many years


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Panda Paws on Friday, August 6, 2010, 23:23:36
Annie Mac


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, August 7, 2010, 00:12:12
Listening to XTC and hearing Andy Partridge's accent.
Swindon should be extremely pruod of XTC. Apart from the good music they preserved the sound of the GWR hooter. I used to drink in the Wheaty in Old Town as did Andy Partridge and he was an absolute top unassuming bloke.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Saturday, August 7, 2010, 10:08:57
Listening to XTC and hearing Andy Partridge's accent.

Yep,sounds abit like the mayor of simpleton.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, August 7, 2010, 10:28:18
Knowing that in 4 1/2 hours i will be cheering on the mighty Swindon Town.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Crispy on Saturday, August 7, 2010, 11:32:41
THE FACT ITS FOOTBALL DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, August 7, 2010, 11:38:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFSfdL5lPoY

Meh, why not.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, August 8, 2010, 14:27:56
my mrs's homemade roast spuds


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, August 8, 2010, 17:46:17
Passing my circuits instructors course then having tea at my mothers


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jimbob on Sunday, August 8, 2010, 18:13:26
having a pint of stowford press mid avo, followed by a couple of tins at home then tuckin into a roast beef dinner


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Sunday, August 8, 2010, 19:02:07
my mrs's homemade roast spuds

My homemade roast spuds.  I'm no more than an average home cook, but my roast spuds are fucking brilliant.  Proper roast this lunchtime, sitting around with a beer in elasticated waistband for a sunday evening with a beer or two.  Bliss.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 13:42:22
repeats of 'balls of steel'


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 13:39:28
dicking on Rovers then getting West Ham away next round


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 17:26:15
seeing how many people have sonsored me, you are all lovely


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: adje on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 18:13:32
My homemade roast spuds.  I'm no more than an average home cook, but my roast spuds are fucking brilliant.  Proper roast this lunchtime, sitting around with a beer in elasticated waistband for a sunday evening with a beer or two.  Bliss.

Do you use goose fat?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 18:19:38
Do you use goose fat?

Only when swimming the channel.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 18:59:43
Seeing my TEF funded holiday to Thailand up to £165. Thanks!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, August 12, 2010, 19:02:13
Knowing that Sussex will have at least 165 quid with which to buy me beer.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, August 13, 2010, 19:23:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC-pvJ-2KQQ&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, August 13, 2010, 20:12:55
John's avatar


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, August 13, 2010, 20:14:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACMcjbmniC8&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 13, 2010, 20:14:32
John's avatar

I must admit to having a chuckle over that earlier (sorry Dave)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Saturday, August 14, 2010, 00:38:27
Two new tyres for my Honda 400/4 sat in the kitchen.

Avon Roadriders, one 90/90V18 front and a 100/90V18 universal.

I have been licking them for a couple of hours...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, August 14, 2010, 11:06:49
John's avatar

I really like it too :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, August 14, 2010, 12:50:08
This (http://lsk.no/?did=9132416) headine... it translates literally to 'sausage fest at football school'

I'm childish


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, August 16, 2010, 17:24:30
The football Ramble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=bZ46BmLCXt8


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Monday, August 16, 2010, 23:10:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACMcjbmniC8&feature=related

 :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, August 17, 2010, 09:39:47
As if the team that Spurs are playing tonight don't have a funny enough name as it is (Young Boys) they play at the Wankdorf Stadium.

Tee hee hee


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, August 18, 2010, 23:10:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVDmjnCQ1g4&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, August 23, 2010, 13:50:28
My workmate leaving his computer unattended and Facebook open.
He now "likes" the Justin Bieber fan page, tee hee.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, August 23, 2010, 13:51:38
My workmate leaving his computer unattended and Facebook open.
He now "likes" the Justin Bieber fan page, tee hee.

Facerape is ace!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, August 23, 2010, 16:15:46
Change his birthday


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Monday, August 23, 2010, 16:18:11
that i'm ditching night shifts after 12 years.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Monday, August 23, 2010, 17:56:02
that i'm ditching night shifts after 12 years.

Feel glad for you arriba...that ghostly white appearance will soon fade.
Driving at night is good for the nerves...but not for your palour or digestive system....wrong wanting to eat fish and chips at 6am"!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Monday, August 23, 2010, 18:01:52
The family used to give me weird looks when i finished nightshift and came home and opened bottles of beer at 7am.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, August 23, 2010, 18:24:08
wrong wanting to eat fish and chips at 6am"!

no its not  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 16:24:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR1oG8-JajM&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 16:27:59
Feel glad for you arriba...that ghostly white appearance will soon fade.
Driving at night is good for the nerves...but not for your palour or digestive system....wrong wanting to eat fish and chips at 6am"!

hasn't been good for my sleep,so i've have enough now.it's time for a change and some normality.has paid me more than days will, but i'm happy to lose money to keep my sanity.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 16:37:24
Getting a new job in Austria this morning  made me smile.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 20:45:51
Getting a new job in Austria this morning  made me smile.

That's one fuck of a commute.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, August 24, 2010, 21:24:04
Getting a new job in Austria this morning  made me smile.

Jesus Christ, that's the other side of the world.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Monday, August 30, 2010, 14:49:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJBsI7RAuvk&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Morgan Freeman on Monday, August 30, 2010, 18:28:44
Airports and motorway service stations, I could live in them.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Monday, August 30, 2010, 19:00:04
Airports and motorway service stations, I could live in them.

Did you try it once and got caught?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-528442/How-I-lived-Gatwick-airport-years-80-000-year-chef.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, August 30, 2010, 19:08:02
Airports and motorway service stations, I could live in them.

Not travelled much then?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Thursday, September 9, 2010, 18:57:52
Getting a new job which starts Monday.

OK it's a crap one, but I can't live on jobseekers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, September 10, 2010, 08:34:34
Getting a new job which starts Monday.

OK it's a crap one, but I can't live on jobseekers.
Are you sure? George Osbourne seems to think we're all living some lavish lifestyle on benefits and that it needs to be curtailed immediately.

Good luck with the job Spy. I'm going to crack open some champagne for breakfast in celebration  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, September 10, 2010, 10:13:09
Emails from my friend in New York
Ohh does anyone know if they show any NY redbulls games over here??


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Crispy on Friday, September 10, 2010, 10:16:10
Southampton at home tomorrow  :nod:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 10, 2010, 11:06:40
mild hangovers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 10, 2010, 11:51:43
and morning cups of tea. with the anticipation of some delicious breakfast.

sofas and laptops and telly.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Friday, September 10, 2010, 12:32:49
Are you sure? George Osbourne seems to think we're all living some lavish lifestyle on benefits and that it needs to be curtailed immediately.

Good luck with the job Spy. I'm going to crack open some champagne for breakfast in celebration  :)

Cheers. Yeah it's not great being on £128 every fortnight is it? Especially when you can easily spend that in a week or less then have literally nothing for a week or so.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, September 10, 2010, 13:48:31
Last day of work for the foreseeable future... tempering my horrific hangover.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: TownLoyal on Friday, September 10, 2010, 14:00:14
Chocolate weetabix  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: woolster on Friday, September 10, 2010, 15:02:46
managing to get tickets to see the kings of leon at the NIA and book hotel room :beers:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, September 10, 2010, 15:47:35
I refused to pay the extortionate prices.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: woolster on Friday, September 10, 2010, 15:49:34
I refused to pay the extortionate prices.
£89 the pair, thought that was good considering i paid £167 to see the killers


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: inthebutt on Friday, September 10, 2010, 16:16:29
the killers? not that much at the movies these days is it. P.s its a shit film.

I love it when your walking behind pretty young girls (legal ones) and they are talking about taking big dicks


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: woolster on Friday, September 10, 2010, 16:20:22
the killers? not that much at the movies these days is it. P.s its a shit film.

I love it when your walking behind pretty young girls (legal ones) and they are talking about taking big dicks
wot are you on :no:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, September 10, 2010, 17:06:38
http://www.pop.is/19sx7


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 10, 2010, 17:13:59
the original diablo. take that butcher.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, September 10, 2010, 17:23:38
http://www.viddler.com/explore/thechive/videos/194/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, September 10, 2010, 18:49:38
the original diablo. take that butcher.

It was a good day when I realised the stupid cunt can't open doors :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:20:11
haha, I killed him proper 1on1 with about 2 dozen health potions. sniping from behind a closed door or abusing scrolls of firewall is cheating.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, September 10, 2010, 19:57:37
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:46:46
no longer having to work friday nights


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, September 10, 2010, 20:54:04
It's nearly autumn soon!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, September 10, 2010, 21:28:52
When does autumn soon start?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, September 10, 2010, 22:33:50
The end of big brother forever.

They had my cunting lookalike on, what a tosser


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, September 11, 2010, 09:45:02
When does autumn soon start?

Autumn starts around he start of october, so I guess technically it's already autumn soon! I love Autumn, the best of all the seasons


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, September 17, 2010, 10:03:37
I'm with you, Dave.  Best season by far.  Conkers, collecting leaves, bonfires and roast dinners.  Love it.

On a separate note - seeing that one of the columns in the sports pages of this morning's Metro was written by a Town fan (even if he was lamenting our 'no show' at Wembley).


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, September 17, 2010, 16:09:02
Since when does Autumn start in October? It starts on the 1st september - even astrologists say 21st september but they're wrong. So it's been autumn for weeks, lucky you.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, September 17, 2010, 16:20:35
I think Autumn is now well in swing. It's getting a bit chilly and the leaves are dying and it all looks BRILLIANT


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, September 17, 2010, 19:22:45
Making Steak and Ale pie from scratch. Smelling it whilst its cooking the oven finishing off the rest of the beers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, September 17, 2010, 19:23:40
Getting two birdies and four pars at Broome Manor today....glorious day though i did get a snowman as well.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Friday, September 17, 2010, 19:30:06
Watching a movie with the other half whilst enjoying a lovely bottle of Barolo. Also knowing that when I wake up in the morning I will be going to Oktoberfest to get cnuted.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Talk Talk on Saturday, September 18, 2010, 09:32:41
Since when does Autumn start in October? It starts on the 1st september - even astrologists say 21st september but they're wrong. So it's been autumn for weeks, lucky you.

No they are not. The seasons change on the equinoxes. So autumn begins on 23rd September, winter on 21st December, spring on 29th March, summer on 21st June (this year).

Granted, it seems about a month or so out. December is winter, surely? The beginning of June must be summer and September certainly isn't (natch). March is spring in my book.

But there you go.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, September 18, 2010, 10:01:12
spring-march,april,may
summer-june,july,august
autumn-september,october,november
winter-december,january,febuary




Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, September 19, 2010, 19:49:40
thatchers gold cider.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, September 19, 2010, 22:48:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXgMhnI3QOI&t=1m26s


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Hitchinred on Monday, September 20, 2010, 20:42:33
thatchers gold cider.


Thatchers Cheddar Valley cider


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:01:56
Come dine with me and Caoch trip


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:06:15
Oooh cheers babe.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:10:21
What for??? Reminding you these amazing programmes are on??!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:11:48
yeah


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:15:43
I REALLY wanna go on coach trip


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:30:10
Qualifying 11th for Malaysia in a Lotus.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:39:43
Ben tell me your watching this??!
Old people rapping!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:51:21
Qualifying 11th for Malaysia in a Lotus.

Managing to do a lap without facing the wrong way!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, September 27, 2010, 17:52:05
Burts hand fried Smoked Streaky Bacon potato chips

Even better when they've got 33% extra free....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, September 27, 2010, 18:11:10
Ben tell me your watching this??!
Old people rapping!

I had to go put together a chicken pie made out of leftovers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, September 27, 2010, 18:11:58
Coach trip is awful, come dine with me is one of the best things on telly. I want that bloke to narrate life.

And best of all it's preceded by deal or no deal. 1 and a half hours of TV heaven


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, September 27, 2010, 20:30:26
I do love come dine with me more!
Deal or no deal I can handle no more than twice a week
Noel is a weirdy beardy!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Monday, September 27, 2010, 20:32:30
coach trip is the bollocks, i want to do so many rude things to amanda


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, September 27, 2010, 21:02:20
I'd kill Bennett for an evening down the pub followed by a bit of the good stuff with them 2


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 07:54:16
Calling in sick to my shitty job


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 08:29:57
Calling in sick to my shitty job

If it makes you feel good, aren't you well enough to go to work ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 08:32:09
Managing to do a lap without facing the wrong way!

That too! PS3 or Xbox??


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 09:10:05
If it makes you feel good, aren't you well enough to go to work ?

but I wasn't sick anyway...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 13:40:22
I'd kill Bennett for an evening down the pub followed by a bit of the good stuff with them 2

Poor Bennett  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 16:22:26
That too! PS3 or Xbox??

PS3, you?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 16:35:35
PS3 = Benzel :) (no smiley face) (no(no smiley face)either)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, September 29, 2010, 23:09:11
I had to go put together a chicken pie made out of leftovers.

What, bones and skin  ???


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, September 30, 2010, 11:13:46
Forgetting I won a free lipglosd then it turning up in the post today and being lush!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 00:16:11
Getting battered and bruised trying to learn a new sport... awesome!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 00:19:21
this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n5MgQ0iwLY&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 17:25:43
This made me chuckle. Quite hard in fact.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9VfALthLI


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 18:38:28
Like that Barry.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 18:40:56
I don't understand... What was the man on the little motorised kart trying to achieve?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 18:44:04
I don't understand... What was the man on the little motorised kart trying to achieve?

No idea. But whatever it was, he didn't think it through properly.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 18:48:07
I don't understand... What was the man on the little motorised kart trying to achieve?

He obviously didn't realise it was a lift and most probably thought it was a normal door.....wonder what level he was on.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 18:50:54
He obviously didn't realise it was a lift and most probably thought it was a normal door.....wonder what level he was on.

Doesn't excuse trying to smash the door down though. I dare say that he reached the ground floor quicker than the lift.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, October 7, 2010, 22:09:10
Turns out that bloke died, not that I knew that upon posting! It's still funny, it just makes you feel more guilty when laughing.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2010-08.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, October 8, 2010, 00:44:18
shaking someone's hand and thinking to yourself 'i've just had a wank'


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, October 8, 2010, 08:17:40
knowing I have a 3 week holiday beginning in less than 8 hours time!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, October 8, 2010, 08:21:31
knowing I have a 3 week holiday beginning in less than 8 hours time!

It's going to rain..........everyday.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Friday, October 8, 2010, 08:25:35
knowing bob's orange wont be posting on here for 3 weeks.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, October 8, 2010, 08:33:15
knowing bob's orange wont be posting on here for 3 weeks.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but when I get to my mum's house in Florida I might be on here occasionally and might just post to annoy you!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, October 8, 2010, 08:40:31
what a cunt


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Friday, October 8, 2010, 08:47:43
:) good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bassett boy on Friday, October 8, 2010, 19:39:03
 when My home PC is working again :wotjump:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, October 9, 2010, 14:47:29
Squeezing an enormous spot and covering the bathroom mirror in its contents.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Saturday, October 9, 2010, 19:50:55
This made me chuckle. Quite hard in fact.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9VfALthLI

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Sunday, October 10, 2010, 20:59:11
Knowing that ~Monday won't be so bad this week because I have the derby to look forward to in the evening.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, October 10, 2010, 21:13:23
Squeezing an enormous spot and covering the bathroom mirror in its contents.
How low is your bathroom mirror?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, October 10, 2010, 22:30:39
Will Ferrell's tuna speech in The Other Guys.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, October 12, 2010, 19:55:18
Ashley Young's signature on the shit new ITV team news thing.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Tuesday, October 12, 2010, 23:32:55
Beating Rovers, obviously.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: PocketScience on Tuesday, October 12, 2010, 23:34:13
Co-codamol


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jimmy_onions on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 10:42:42
Seeing the Chilean minors return...when that first one hugged his son, I was welling up!

You wouldnt want to be the last up would you...


footnote; thnaks to Bangkok, I have jsut realised there is a whole thread dedicated to this..apologies.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 11:24:36
Ashley Young's signature on the shit new ITV team news thing.

That made me chuckle last night too. What a retard.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 11:26:37
I saw that. Everyone else has done fancy little squiggles, up he steps and it just says 'ASHLEY YOUNG' in block text :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 13:32:58
Watching and old Wham video! :)
bless George Michaels when he was all clean and good


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 13:44:52
Watching and old Wham video! :)
bless George Michaels when he was all clean and good

Mr Hicks view on Mr Michaels still stands the test of time.  I don't think George was even officially gay when this was recorded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfvVpKQ0qac


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 13:45:38
Betting on Sean Morrison to score the first goal


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 14:07:12
your crappy car passing it's mot :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 14:13:23
I don't have a crappy car


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 14:15:13
Lolz


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 14:20:30
The one with the shaved head out of boyband "the wanted"  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 16:07:52
Betting on Sean Morrison to score the first goal

Surely we all did that ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 17:08:39
what price as he?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 17:15:12
Ghost poo's! Requires no wiping!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, October 13, 2010, 17:33:49
what price as he?

I'm sure Luci's other (better) half had him at 20s or 25s.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 12:35:18
what price as he?

I had him at 20's


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 12:38:26
nice.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 12:39:56
nice.

25-1 for this weekend.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 12:56:43
watching the miners rescue pod entering the cave and each time giggling because it reminds me of a massive SHIT!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 20:00:58
Feeling rather bloated today, I weighed myself expecting have put weight on. To my amazement, I have lost 7lbs.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 21:12:29
My new fibre broadband :)

[url width=300 height=135]http://speedtest.net/result/990645396.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 21:33:22
Karl pilkington


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 22:28:05
finishing the decorating.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 22:30:08
Feeling rather bloated today, I weighed myself expecting have put weight on. To my amazement, I have lost 7lbs.

In contrast I tried putting a pair of trousers on today and I couldn't do them up. So I will be going shopping at the weekend. Sigh.

Although finding out BT Infinity is now available makes me happy. Did it take long for the engineer to get out to you to install it? (do you need an engineer)?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 22:42:18
Although finding out BT Infinity is now available makes me happy. Did it take long for the engineer to get out to you to install it? (do you need an engineer)?

I ordered on the 5th, the new hub arrived on the 8th and the engineer came out on the 12th.

The engineer has to disconnect your line from the old cabinet and reconnect it to one of the new fibre cabinets (they're the big shiny green ones that have been popping up around West Swindon). The total install can take from 2 to 4 hours. Openreach will also bring and install a VDSL modem on the day.

A bonus for me was that it doesn't cost me any more per month than my old 8mb connection did, although I do now have a 40gb monthly download limit but that's plenty for me. 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 22:45:14
I ordered on the 5th, the new hub arrived on the 8th and the engineer came out on the 12th.

The engineer has to disconnect your line from the old cabinet and reconnect it to one of the new fibre cabinets (they're the big shiny green ones that have been popping up around West Swindon). The total install can take from 2 to 4 hours. Openreach will also bring and install a VDSL modem on the day.

A bonus for me was that it doesn't cost me any more per month than my old 8mb connection did, although I do now have a 40gb monthly download limit but that's plenty for me. 

I've had a look at the prices and we can get the unlimited option for £1 more a month then our current package. Downside is an 18month contract, but I only ever had monthly contracts before to enable quick switching of ISPs when their connections become unreliable.

At least it will be the fastest broadband available which isn't Virgin, so being tied into a longer contract isn't so much a worry.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 22:46:27
According to the engineer who installed ours, we were the first to 'go live' on our cabinet, so contention isn't an issue at the moment :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, October 14, 2010, 23:06:23
Though having seen this i'd check my speed... 40x better than it was at home!

[url width=300 height=135]http://www.speedtest.net/result/990765936.png (http://www.speedtest.net)[/URL]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, October 15, 2010, 08:44:06
[url width=300 height=135]http://www.speedtest.net/result/991182516.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, October 15, 2010, 13:26:43
Finding that there is an Absolute 80's radio channel.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Friday, October 15, 2010, 13:34:33
Holy poop-infinity is available to me. Hmmmm. But I'm with Sky and they are going live with their VOD soon. Do I need the extra speed?!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, October 15, 2010, 14:58:39
[url width=300 height=135]http://www.speedtest.net/result/991508098.png (http://www.speedtest.net)[/URL]

What do I win?

Oh, and by the way thank you tax payers x


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, October 15, 2010, 15:42:09
[url width=300 height=135]http://www.speedtest.net/result/991558957.png (http://www.speedtest.net)[/URL]

Yay.

Thailand rocks.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: The Artist Billy Paynter on Friday, October 15, 2010, 16:17:09
[url width=300 height=135]http://www.speedtest.net/result/991508098.png (http://www.speedtest.net)[/URL]

What do I win?

Oh, and by the way thank you tax payers x

A kiss from Jeremy Kyle?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Friday, October 15, 2010, 16:22:44
[url width=300 height=135]http://www.speedtest.net/result/991605888.png[/url]

Im only joining in as i've just learnt how to post pics.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, October 15, 2010, 19:18:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZqZWbmXK4&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, October 16, 2010, 08:38:40
Ne-yo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: faringdingdong on Saturday, October 16, 2010, 20:41:50
Putting warm socks on that are straight out of the tumble dryer.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 09:52:59
[geek]4.75 MB/s makes me happy[/geek]





Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 15:12:57
playing 45 minutes with 10 men due to injury and still winning 3-0!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 16:02:23
Hot bread and butter pudding with custard.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Highland Robin on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 16:03:53
Hot bread and butter pudding with custard.

Good....very good....but also fat, sleep and lazy!!! (That's me not you, leefer)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 17:56:52
liverpool's league position


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 17:58:25
Hot bread and butter pudding with custard.

From the Three Crowns in Brinkworth  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 18:02:18
liverpool's league position

They were lucky to get NIL today. Now if only Man Yoo could join them down there.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 18:40:00
Cold San Miguel


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 18:42:40
hbo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 19:02:56
liverpool's league position
Listening to plastic (and proper) scousers moaning about it on 606


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, October 17, 2010, 19:12:14
From the Three Crowns in Brinkworth  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

Bollingbrook Arms ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Monday, October 18, 2010, 19:42:56
Richard Keys and Andy Gray reinacting tackles.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 11:57:14
Black Pudding


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: juddie on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 12:22:43
putting up a shelf, or doing some kind of DIY, and it's straight and works properly


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 12:42:36
Ghost poo's!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 12:54:23
watching the first ever episode of power rangers on You Tube...ahh memories


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 20:30:20
A story my mate just told me:

Last week he was in a kebab house and a couple of mouthy chavs walked in and said what the fuck are you looking at. One of them tries starting on one of my mates, for no reason what so ever. Said mate had his double hard psycho cousin with him and long story short, the chav got a bottle of beer thrown at his face, splitting his lip, and got chucked out the kebab shop by his neck and kicked a few times. That'll learn 'em. Cunts.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 20:41:07
Listening to jay jay pistolet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVeBa-4G8Zc


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 22:31:10
Meeting Flash at work tonight! :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 22:41:36
Black Pudding

Good shout.

Seeing that the 'mildly annoy' thread has nearly 3 times the posts of this one :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 09:13:19
Funny and genuine names you encounter. The latest favourite is Philippa Crack


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 09:17:49
Funny and genuine names you encounter. The latest favourite is Philippa Crack

I have an Irish customer called Paul Curtin.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 09:26:21
hugh janus.
i've seen a birthday message in the adver for a bloke called ian cockhead


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: The Artist Billy Paynter on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 09:46:13
Watching some fat bloke waddle down the road trying to catch up with the bus he'd just missed this morning, made me smile not just because of his rotund nature but the fact he'd be late for work or his McDonalds breakfast.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 10:50:41
putting up a shelf, or doing some kind of DIY, and it's straight and works properly
Watching the elephants fly south for the winter, guided by the leprechaun pilots on their back (Well, you started it!)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 11:29:49
Funny and genuine names you encounter. The latest favourite is Philippa Crack

My favourite from work was always the letter I saw for

Dr. Corpse.

I think thats a fantastic name, Peter Perfect a close second.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Posh Red on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 11:53:26
Funny and genuine names you encounter. The latest favourite is Philippa Crack

I was at school with a "Mike Hunt".


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: townforever on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 12:04:39
I used to work with a " Gabe Bears "

and yes he was a Yank - Nice Guy though


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 12:55:10
I'm currently investigating a bug filed by a Mr Rick Ding, a man permanently one spoonerism away from disaster


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 12:56:39
I once had the pleasure of having a client by the name of Willie Muck.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 13:00:32
Teenage tourettes camp was on sky last night

Twin towers! :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 13:12:22
I worked with a Robert Wanke in the USA, the email addresses were your surname plus you initial - his email addy was "[email protected]"

I'd have paid for that - wasted on the yanks tho


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 13:14:10
I worked with an Ian Tickle

His email address was [email protected]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 13:33:31
We shorten the name Frederick to Fred. The Dutch much to my amusement, shorten it to Freek, pronounced 'frake', but still very funny to see at the end of an email.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 14:59:16
www.fmylife.com

Here is a quote, its full of unfortunate things that happen to other people

"Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 18:49:49
I once had an email from Will Young at a well known US company, who had the email :

[email protected] .com

And once I was sending out customer refunds at work, and the name Mr. Grimble Gromble came up. I checked and he apparently had his name changed to that by deed poll.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 21:09:19
The new series of Bones on sky one. Bones' tits are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 21:09:44
the tottie on the apprentice


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: juddie on Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 23:06:11
amen brother


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 18:29:29
Stefani's wiki

"Several English clubs were rumoured to be interested in Miglioranzi after the announcement that he would leave Swindon - clubs included the Town's bitter rival Oxford United. However, Miglioranzi rejected the chance to talk to the Non-League outfit"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, October 22, 2010, 02:59:57
spending 2 years failing to pull a uni bird then getting with someone who doesn't even go to uni 8)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, October 22, 2010, 03:26:37
Hanging out and getting stuuuuupidly drunk with a huuuuge bunch of cheerleaders twice a week...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Friday, October 22, 2010, 06:01:39
Getting let out of work early for being awesome....

....which still seems pretty shit after reading the last two posts.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, October 22, 2010, 06:30:37
The new series of Bones on sky one. Bones' tits are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

Bones is brilliant, probably my favourite show :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, October 22, 2010, 08:23:15
A week off next week.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, October 22, 2010, 08:32:40
spending 2 years failing to pull a uni bird then getting with someone who doesn't even go to uni 8)

Does she go to junior school?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, October 22, 2010, 09:49:13
joe cocker's 'delta lady' belting out my speakers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, October 22, 2010, 09:58:18
Bones is brilliant, probably my favourite show :)

I'm not sure it's my favourite show, but I love Brennan. Lots and lots.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, October 22, 2010, 10:10:46
Well, it's in my top 3 current shows along with Curb Your Enthusiasm & Dexter.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, October 22, 2010, 10:16:28
Well, it's in my top 3 current shows along with Curb Your Enthusiasm & Dexter.

Don't get me wrong, it's up there. Probably top 5 for me and is in my very short "must watch" list. :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Friday, October 22, 2010, 14:39:13
A week off next week.

This.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, October 22, 2010, 16:11:24
Having a wank and suprisingly cuming like a porn star :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 22, 2010, 16:23:56
:/

Did. Not. Need. To. Know. That.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, October 22, 2010, 17:28:57
Beer and football manager together.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, October 22, 2010, 19:29:50
£1.50 pints


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Friday, October 22, 2010, 19:57:02
That submarine that got grounded on rocks off Skye today was called "HMS Astute" :)

I'd steer well clear of HMS Competent


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Friday, October 22, 2010, 21:02:55
Having a wank and suprisingly cuming like a porn star :D

I'm sat on a train by myself and that post just made me laugh loudly.  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, October 22, 2010, 21:07:07
Having a wank and suprisingly cuming like a porn star :D

what. faking it?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 20:12:59
the simpletons employed at swindon train station :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 20:19:37
A week off next week.

Me too.  The sheer joy of not having to set my alarm when I go to bed tonight.  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 20:42:35
Watching David Attenborough on TV. The bloke is a true legend. Better than that shower of shite on the other channel currently.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 20:44:59
Watching David Attenborough on TV. The bloke is a true legend. Better than that shower of shite on the other channel currently.

i've had to sky+ it as the mrs has that shite on


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 20:48:31
[url width=350 height=1010]http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-scyther-cannotlearnfly.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 20:55:39
Wagner getting through.
Fucking shite standard this year and i hope that daft cunt wins it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 21:08:06
the simpletons employed at swindon train station :)

Please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton.....an under rated ditty from Swindons finest.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mexico red on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 21:15:33
not underated, in my top 5 tunes of all time


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jimmy_onions on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 21:48:02
the simpletons employed at swindon train station :)

This should be in the annoying thread, not this one....these halfwits are absolutely obsessed with 'elf n safety' , normally at the expense of good old fashioned common sense.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, October 24, 2010, 22:56:21
yeah, but the annoyed irish man on the tannoy and the man hitting himself in the head with a paddle on saturday was very funny :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Monday, October 25, 2010, 14:33:35
Lela Star.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, October 25, 2010, 16:36:21
Googling Lela Star


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, October 25, 2010, 18:38:57
Glad I didn't do that at work :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, October 30, 2010, 21:53:51
The fact that the TEF appears to have invaded Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear in the states (look carefully at the signs)

[url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/10/30/1288459176412/rally_crowd.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, October 30, 2010, 22:41:29
Tim Minchin


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Abrahammer on Sunday, October 31, 2010, 10:46:28
Cold pizza for breakfast


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: thedarkprince on Sunday, October 31, 2010, 10:48:20
An extra hour in bed.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, October 31, 2010, 11:14:02
That first cup of tea in the morning.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, October 31, 2010, 11:22:07
yeah, but the annoyed irish man on the tannoy and the man hitting himself in the head with a paddle on saturday was very funny :)

Had forgotten this. Definitely belongs in this thread!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, October 31, 2010, 11:23:11
The fact that the TEF appears to have invaded Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear in the states (look carefully at the signs)

Good work Nemo....there hasn't been enough manatee related stuff lately


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Sunday, October 31, 2010, 12:07:40
Eating Italian meats.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, October 31, 2010, 12:12:43
Eating Italian meats.

gayboy


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, November 4, 2010, 18:04:31
Managing to wrangle a placement in swindon. 6 months (virtually) rent free and free food!! wooooppeeeeeee

Big thanks to nemo too, though I did let slip the football team you watch.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Thursday, November 4, 2010, 18:31:51
Randomly flipping thru radio stations on my way to work yesterday morning and finding 6Music playing White Lines. Freebase!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, November 4, 2010, 18:50:42
Managing to wrangle a placement in swindon. 6 months (virtually) rent free and free food!! wooooppeeeeeee

Big thanks to nemo too, though I did let slip the football team you watch.

I thought my ears were burning. I shouldn't worry too much about the football team, they'd already twigged that from my mood yesterday.

But yes, the money and food living at home is terrific.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: juddie on Thursday, November 4, 2010, 18:57:08
using that minty shower gel and getting a bit of tingling action on the helmet.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, November 4, 2010, 20:13:59
Managing to wrangle a placement in swindon. 6 months (virtually) rent free and free food!! wooooppeeeeeee

Big thanks to nemo too, though I did let slip the football team you watch.

You've got a place at Zurich too?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, November 5, 2010, 01:01:58
Yeah. shhh


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 5, 2010, 04:50:56
manatees


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, November 5, 2010, 17:41:53
The new series of The Big Bang Theory which started last night, and Yvonne Strahovski tryin out bikinis in Chuck :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq-H_btn3k8


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, November 5, 2010, 18:01:44
using that minty shower gel and getting a bit of tingling action on the helmet.

Have to try that


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, November 5, 2010, 19:21:00
using that minty shower gel and getting a bit of tingling action on the helmet.
Why not rack it up a notch and have a bellend compress made with Naga chillies.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Saturday, November 6, 2010, 12:01:10
Waking up having slept for over 13 hours.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, November 7, 2010, 19:11:32
An edinburgh derby victory including riorden being sent off
and hibs fans disgracing themselves.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Sunday, November 7, 2010, 19:24:33
Why don't all you Hearts plastics fuck off to their forum?

Hearts are of no interest. To anyone.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, November 8, 2010, 10:33:09
Why don't all you Hearts plastics fuck off to their forum?

Hearts are of no interest. To anyone.

Cmon you Jambos!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 8, 2010, 14:24:18
Jack off corrie crying on loose women Soooooo sweet


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Monday, November 8, 2010, 19:59:36
An edinburgh derby victory including riorden being sent off
and hibs fans disgracing themselves.

Not to mention the Celtic shite with the banners.....fucking disgrace.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, November 8, 2010, 22:26:05
What did the banners say?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Monday, November 8, 2010, 22:33:23
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/9168655.stm

Tossers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, November 8, 2010, 22:38:16
What a bunch of cunts


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 00:04:11
Laura Haddock


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 00:05:21
Is she related to captain haddock?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 00:10:45
I do hope not


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 00:12:37
no, that would make them having sex really weird.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 00:46:46
Explaining what space docking was in the pub tonight.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 01:35:36
That's always a fun game.

There's a girl at work who we're always explaining freaky sexual terms to. She now regards anything we say with suspicion. I mean, profiteroles are just a tasty dessert aren't they?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 07:32:00
We have a posh woman in her 50's in our office who we keep telling sexual terms (Teabagging, Lumpkin, Snowballing, etc), and we don't tell her what they mean.

She was apparently in the pub the other night and ask her husbands friends what teabagging was, and they all fell about laughing :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 10:26:51
What did the banners say?

http://willievass.photoshelter.com/gallery-image/061110-Celtic-v-Aberdeen/G0000HUGoC69ZIzs/I0000rTofGM7Iink


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 10:36:52
oi. this is a feel good thread.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 11:40:14
We have a posh woman in her 50's in our office who we keep telling sexual terms (Teabagging, Lumpkin, Snowballing, etc), and we don't tell her what they mean.

She was apparently in the pub the other night and ask her husbands friends what teabagging was, and they all fell about laughing :)

Reminds me of a girl who posts on here who googled 'bukkake' on her computer at work. Then told the whole train about it very loudly on one of the away days.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 11:43:02
 :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 12:12:49
Laura Haddock

My word isn't she stunning.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 14:07:00
Laura Haddock ???

She was only the fishmonger's daughter............ :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 14:15:28
Pub


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 17:20:53
Laura Haddock ???

She was only the fishmonger's daughter............ :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

She'd lie on the slab abd he'd fillet!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 17:25:28
She'd lie on the slab abd he'd fillet!

Only the pilot's daughter .............


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: TownLoyal on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 17:55:25
Finishing a long day at work with football.. If I can go


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 17:59:22
G K Nash and his total amazingism!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 18:55:57
Supermarket pricing errors: 24 cans of Blackthorn for £10.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 21:48:10
A new bike and out for a curry for dinner.

Not so good: choosing Tia Maria for my complimentary drink. First and last.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 22:01:28
Supermarket pricing errors: 24 cans of Blackthorn for £10.

i'd say you got done.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 23:12:28
41p a can says otherwise.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 12, 2010, 11:25:19
Swindon to Enfield in 1 hour 40 mins including a quick stop for petrol


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 13:15:39
Chocolate spread sandwiches


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 12, 2010, 19:01:23
Celebrity coach trip


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, November 12, 2010, 19:03:01
Bath farts


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, November 12, 2010, 22:01:59
Bath farts
:D That made me smile just thinking about it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, November 14, 2010, 23:03:21
Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 15, 2010, 00:23:29
Ebay bargains. Slight snag is that I probably have no money for the Notts County match now.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 15, 2010, 10:25:43
I'm going to New York for my birthday! Yay!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Monday, November 15, 2010, 11:27:15
Hearing the Convoy Theme tune on Radio 2!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: yeo on Monday, November 15, 2010, 15:45:08
There a Bird of Prey that lives at Mannington Rec,I think its a Peregrine Falcon but I'm not sure.Its ace,I see it most days and its always a bit of thrill.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, November 15, 2010, 19:53:08
Alright Billy Casper.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Monday, November 15, 2010, 19:54:48
There a Bird of Prey that lives at Mannington Rec,I think its a Peregrine Falcon but I'm not sure.Its ace,I see it most days and its always a bit of thrill.

Surely you mean trill.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 09:54:05
De-Frosting my car on a cold icey morning.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 09:54:42
There a Bird of Prey that lives at Mannington Rec,I think its a Peregrine Falcon but I'm not sure.Its ace,I see it most days and its always a bit of thrill.

cool.we are lucky in swindon as there is loads of wildlife around us.birds of prey seem to be flourishing all over the country.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:04:40
Reading that the police found a decomposed, headless body, and are not treating it as suspicous. In my mind wiltshire police work like the police force in hot fuzz. It was just an accident 8)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:19:48
Saw someone outside tesco once struggling with their shopping, only for one of their bags to split, spewing their food all over the road into the path of an oncoming bus.  :D
It was mayhem.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:21:45
I once lost 3 bottles of wine because I couldn't be bothered to double bag as I was only going down the road. Five years later and I'm still not quite over it.

This should probably be in the other thread. :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:23:54
I once lost 3 bottles of wine because I couldn't be bothered to double bag as I was only going down the road. Five years later and I'm still not quite over it.

This should probably be in the other thread. :(
Did you get counseling? Must've been like losing 3 children.  :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:26:13
Did you get counseling? Must've been like losing 3 children.  :(

I really should have. I think that was the moment that my life took a downward spiral which led me to failing university the next year.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:27:55
I really should have. I think that was the moment that my life took a downward spiral which led me to failing university the next year.
Did you at least try licking said wine off of the pavement?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:32:19
Did you at least try licking said wine off of the pavement?

Of course. I got dragged inside by a housemate as I tried to suck what was left off the broken glass whilst sobbing uncontrollably.

This is... dragging up too many painful emotions.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 16:32:54
Of course. I got dragged inside by a housemate as I tried to suck what was left off the broken glass whilst sobbing uncontrollably.

This is... dragging up too many painful emotions.
Sorry for your loss.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 18:13:02
Managing to accidentally cut one of my headphones off the pair.

I know this sounds like a bad thing, but it means that I now walk around with one ear of music and one of the outside world, it's like having my own movie soundtrack of my life. I'll get bored of it soon, but it's quite fun at the moment.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, 21:59:50
Laying on the sofa watching Scotland spanking the mighty Faroe Islands 3-0 whilst surrounding myself with bottles of Ice cold Bulmers cider and the odd Wispa bar from the fridge.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 21:32:47
Mentally atatching Bacary Sagna's hair to other people. The Football Ramble mentioned it a few weeks ago and this is the first chance I've had. Capello is a personal favourite so far.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 21:55:02
The smell of a Motorbike showroom and an aircraft hangar.

Finding the sweet spot on your Golf driver and watching the white little bally cunt fly for miles (or in my case, just over 150 yards).


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 22:06:10
Mentally atatching Bacary Sagna's hair to other people. The Football Ramble mentioned it a few weeks ago and this is the first chance I've had. Capello is a personal favourite so far.

That's hair is it? I thought it was silly string.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 22:42:38
That's hair is it? I thought it was silly string.
I thought a bird had shit in his hair.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, November 17, 2010, 23:28:53
[url width=900 height=675]http://www.zadan.nl/excuseme/excuse.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Highland Robin on Thursday, November 18, 2010, 10:58:11
This thread...cheered me up no end this morning, having not looked for a day or three


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, November 18, 2010, 11:22:10
A Be Quiet! psu from eBay, which is in its original unopened packaging, for a bargatintastic £50 delivered.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, November 18, 2010, 11:27:52
Sexism.

[url width=400 height=391]http://i56.tinypic.com/2dbotad.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, November 19, 2010, 16:36:06
Amateur Transplant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQEiGQa_mV8&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, November 19, 2010, 16:52:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94EEk2rZpU


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: juddie on Friday, November 19, 2010, 18:21:06
that's immense b3nny


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, November 19, 2010, 20:57:11
http://www.worldssmallestleague.co.uk/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 19, 2010, 21:18:55
Playing this loudly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEcR1qAul1U


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, November 19, 2010, 22:56:08
Playing this loudly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEcR1qAul1U
Playing that quietly.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, November 19, 2010, 22:58:10
Or maybe at just the medium frequency used by the human ear.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, November 19, 2010, 23:46:29
My brother just having spotted me & friends in the crowd at Bloomfield Road in the footage of the Blackpool vs STFC promotion game in 1996.  I look very young and have big hair.

http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/MediaPlayer/MediaPlayer.asp?ID=a4G3OnNm_JY


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Saturday, November 20, 2010, 12:03:54
My brother just having spotted me & friends in the crowd at Bloomfield Road in the footage of the Blackpool vs STFC promotion game in 1996.  I look very young and have big hair.

http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/MediaPlayer/MediaPlayer.asp?ID=a4G3OnNm_JY

Hehe, I'm in that too.  Thinner and I had longer hair.  Good weekend that.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Saturday, November 20, 2010, 13:50:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94EEk2rZpU

Watching this and trying to work out how thisd fellah keeps his glasses on. Are they stuck to his face with glue?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Saturday, November 20, 2010, 17:19:48
Sneezing 15 times in the space of a minute. Great buzz!!!! Completely legal and tax free.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, November 21, 2010, 00:21:23
cheryl cole trying to slate the new cult hero wagner and him dealing with it in a dignified way.the wag to win...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, November 21, 2010, 21:50:54
Wagner...
fucking brilliant


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, November 21, 2010, 21:56:34
I agree Arriba. The Wagster liiiiiives, that makes me happy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Sunday, November 21, 2010, 22:36:45
cheryl cole trying to slate the new cult hero wagner and him dealing with it in a dignified way.the wag to win...

Everyone seems to forget very quickly old chezzas slightly naughty racist past don't they.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, November 22, 2010, 00:32:22
The Gilian McKeith dive in i'm a celebrity was hilarious, it would have fooled most league 1 refs.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: suttonred on Monday, November 22, 2010, 10:04:56
My brother just having spotted me & friends in the crowd at Bloomfield Road in the footage of the Blackpool vs STFC promotion game in 1996.  I look very young and have big hair.

http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/MediaPlayer/MediaPlayer.asp?ID=a4G3OnNm_JY

Are you down near the bottom? I can see Jacko pretty clearly. That man gets in everything.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Monday, November 22, 2010, 11:06:04
I'm a couple of seconds further on (ie further over to the left) from Jacko.  Wearing a black donkey jacket and clapping like a demented seal.  Hair was bigger and blonder than it is now.  I keep seeing other familiar faces in there as well...some of whom (like Jacko) who I didn't get to know properly until several years later.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: suttonred on Monday, November 22, 2010, 12:48:23
Must have known Donkey then though, he leant you his jacket...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Monday, November 22, 2010, 16:24:34
[url width=900 height=714]http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb197/dod07/bbc.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfc1969 on Monday, November 22, 2010, 17:18:37
[url width=900 height=714]http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb197/dod07/bbc.png[/url]
now that is good


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Monday, November 22, 2010, 17:46:38
Brilliant. 'I was there on Business'


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, November 22, 2010, 18:01:47
Brilliant...'Sam Allardyce found unconcious in brothel' and 'Ferguson declared 'senile''.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Monday, November 22, 2010, 20:38:58
Must have known Donkey then though, he leant you his jacket...

Possibly we did, can't remember when we first met...


Oh, and can I have my jacket back?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 23, 2010, 23:52:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KraIB1z0aac


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 01:37:31
Winding up Ben Hutchinson on facebook.  :toocool:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 10:52:10
my newly intalled sky hd


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 16:51:49
In the Disney store earlier and some woman came in to complain that her Buzz Lightyear was talking Spanish. If you haven't seen Toy Story 3 then you probably won't understand, but I was amused and so was the poor girl behind the counter :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, November 25, 2010, 21:14:52
Americans talking openly about their "fanny".

Fanny Packs:

http://www.jandd.com/search_results.asp?txtsearchParamTxt=&txtsearchParamCat=4&txtsearchParamType=ALL&txtsearchParamMan=ALL&txtsearchParamVen=ALL&txtFromSearch=fromSearch&iLevel=2&subcat=19


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, November 26, 2010, 17:32:23
Afternoon naps

Tax rebates


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, November 26, 2010, 17:43:47
www.lamebook.com


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Monday, November 29, 2010, 10:19:55
discovering ther water garden near wanborough yesterday.a place i never knew existed until then...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, November 29, 2010, 11:33:33
my daughter cutting her first tooth over the weekend made me smile


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 00:15:24
Playing Scrabble on my phone against some random woman who's clearly cheating (words she's played so far include Iodous, Lutzes, Xebec, Vada and Nutrias) and beating her anyway.

I'm aware of how sad this is


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 00:27:23
Playing Scrabble on my phone against some random woman who's clearly cheating (words she's played so far include Iodous, Lutzes, Xebec, Vada and Nutrias) and beating her anyway.

I'm aware of how sad this is
Did you strike back with Kwyjibo?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 12:21:18
discovering ther water garden near wanborough yesterday.a place i never knew existed until then...

Never heard of it, where's that? And what is it? - if it's not obvious enough from your post!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 12:37:46
Snow!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 12:39:10
Snow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 12:42:22
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 13:00:15
Snow!

Loony.. Bloody 5 inches in 3 hours where I am.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 13:20:20
I know, its mental, hasnt stopped all morning.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 13:34:42
I'm glad at least that london's rail services have such a great record of keeping things running in adverse weather conditions or i'd be worried i'm going to have a 'mare getting home from work this evening....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 13:54:57
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
Thanks i started reading that as i took a bite into a egg mayo bagguette.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 13:55:41
Never heard of it, where's that? And what is it? - if it's not obvious enough from your post!

it's a pond-aquarium place just outside wanborough near hinton parva.
a little jem of a place that has been there since the 60's but i had never heard of.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 13:57:42
Thanks i started reading that as i took a bite into a egg mayo bagguette.

Haaa.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 16:05:26
it's a pond-aquarium place just outside wanborough near hinton parva.
a little jem of a place that has been there since the 60's but i had never heard of.

Ah, I see. I might have been there as a child in that case. I certainly remember going and buying some tropical fish over that way about 20 years ago and can't imagine there be several competing shops in that neck of the woods!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, December 1, 2010, 00:28:38
The sweet sound of silence.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Wednesday, December 1, 2010, 18:03:51
Fucking off the warehouse supervisors on the floor below me by tapping my feet!

Apparently it's annoying! Hahaha.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 3, 2010, 13:52:32
[url width=666 height=447]http://blastr.com/uploads/karen-gillan1.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, December 3, 2010, 14:28:35
That's made my day.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 3, 2010, 14:59:25
also crumpets. I had 5 for breakfast.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, December 3, 2010, 15:26:51
Rather embarrassingly this tune makes me feel good. (I hate music of this genre and 99% of anything modern that could win a mobo.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ixTLAVdqu4


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, December 3, 2010, 15:30:12
coming up to Town for the weekend (and then being able to leave after)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, December 3, 2010, 16:23:22
Rather embarrassingly this tune makes me feel good. (I hate music of this genre and 99% of anything modern that could win a mobo.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ixTLAVdqu4
I like that Barry, very good


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Friday, December 3, 2010, 22:52:12
Dropping a subtle hint to a work colleague about possibly moving on, knowing it'll get back to the boss. Hey presto - a week later, promotion and being sent on a four day cruise to "familiarise myself with the ship".

Didn't even get the other job. Suckers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, December 3, 2010, 23:02:59
When my windscreen wash finally defrosted today at +1.....hours of a fuzzy windscreen because of the grit/salt did me in.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Sunday, December 5, 2010, 00:07:41
http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,25536.0.html

^^ Reading that topic again and realising how far we've come in the past 3 years.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, December 5, 2010, 02:00:07
Seeing Malcolm Crosby on the Football League show (assistant manager at Northampton apparently, didn't realise!)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Sunday, December 5, 2010, 23:28:12
Seeing Malcolm Crosby on the Football League show (assistant manager at Northampton apparently, didn't realise!)

Neither did i.......he now looks like a talking nose!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Monday, December 6, 2010, 15:34:33
Newcastle United's board.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Monday, December 6, 2010, 18:13:12
Advancing and running the biggest shows I have ever done and it NOT going completely tits up.  Therefore once again getting away with no one discovering I am clearly a charlatan and a fraud who is blagging his way through this all!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, December 9, 2010, 16:38:26
[url width=900 height=703]http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g251/Tim811/DailyMailFuture.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, December 9, 2010, 20:28:16
Stopping at The Bear near Wallingford today.....parking up the lorry and grabbing a coffee and mince pie by a roaring log fire........the English Port looked very appealing but i just resisted.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, December 9, 2010, 20:34:05
Sneaking a day off tomorrow for Cheltenham races. Hip flask, racing post and a few cheeky pints of the black stuff in the Arkle bar whilst knowing most people are at work.

A couple of winners would round off the day perfectly.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Thursday, December 9, 2010, 20:41:04
Flat Lemonade.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, December 11, 2010, 23:16:51
Shaun Murphy not winning. Not that I normally like Mark Williams, but Murphy can seriously fuck off.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, December 12, 2010, 18:13:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxWsguBhUXc


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 12, 2010, 23:55:15
The snooker again. Higgins coming from behind needing a snooker to stop Williams in a match winning frame.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, December 20, 2010, 14:14:41
Having some numpty spend much money using my account on Asos. Then getting the money back from nationwide AND asos! woohoo!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: thedarkprince on Monday, December 20, 2010, 14:32:13
Building a snowman in the back garden when supposedly "working from home".


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, December 20, 2010, 15:45:12
Having 'Then' by the Charlatans coming on shuffle on the Ipod and taking me back to the times when I enjoyed watching Match of the Day.

(It was the goal of the month music a while back)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 20, 2010, 16:17:09
How long ago back? I don't remember that. Though it's probably me just not remembering anything other than Life of Riley.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bosey on Monday, December 20, 2010, 16:25:41
I love watching couples argue, makes my day  :beers:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, December 20, 2010, 16:27:22
How long ago back? I don't remember that. Though it's probably me just not remembering anything other than Life of Riley.

Life of Riley was my favourite. To be honest I couldn't tell you when but pretty sure it was when Dion Dublin was scoring goals for Coventry. I'm certain it was used but I can't find proof!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Monday, December 20, 2010, 16:31:03
There was a stage when MOTD was using some very trendy alternative music.  Most impressively I seem to remember them using 'Soon' by my bloody valentine.  That was weird.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 20, 2010, 17:41:15
"Teams who have played in the premier league" is the subject on pointless. I wonder if Swindon will be a pointless answer.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 20, 2010, 17:42:29
Nope. Three people said it.

Oldham Athletic was pointless and Sheffield Wed scoring 2.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:48:46
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12042563

Wont lose my job now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barnard on Monday, December 20, 2010, 19:52:43
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12042563

Wont lose my job now

Ditto! - Merry Christmas!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 11:26:32
having the week off when the weather is like it is.
snow more please....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 14:35:57
Deadmau5 and Mandy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 14:36:20
People slipping in the snow. (Normally followed by a muttered expletive)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 15:12:03
Fcuking up the bloke I work with's pc so it crashes he has to re-build it as he don't know how to fix it - just one step in my week of terror for him


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 15:52:53
Fcuking up the bloke I work with's pc so it crashes he has to re-build it as he don't know how to fix it - just one step in my week of terror for him

and you both work in IT ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 16:57:54
and you both work in IT ?

Yep, he's just fuckin useless but has managed to hide it from managment for years by kissing their ase

His face was a picture when he realised it wouldn't boot up, got to have some fun in my last week, he's now struggling to rebuild due to his account keep locking out  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jimmy_onions on Wednesday, December 22, 2010, 16:59:36
That wipeout program, although I am slightly ashamed to admit it....but those big bouncy balls, and cocky fat blokes falling off the rope after about half a second have me chuckling every time.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, December 22, 2010, 22:53:00
People slipping in the snow. (Normally followed by a muttered expletive)

Or a look to see if anyone has seen them.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 11:19:11
Or a look to see if anyone has seen them.

You bastards....i did the mini splits in Chippenham outside Millets.....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 11:21:10
Coming home for Christmas, the snow has all but gone here and the temp has risen to a tropical 3 degrees. Roll on Xmas dinner, roll on big piss ups with the boys and roll on football. Today is a good day :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bosey on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 12:34:08
Coming home for Christmas, the snow has all but gone here and the temp has risen to a tropical 3 degrees. Roll on Xmas dinner, roll on big piss ups with the boys and roll on football. Today is a good day :)

Quality news mate.. You will have to pop over and see Harlee over Xmas!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Power to people on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 17:29:09
Yep, he's just fuckin useless but has managed to hide it from managment for years by kissing their ase

His face was a picture when he realised it wouldn't boot up, got to have some fun in my last week, he's now struggling to rebuild due to his account keep locking out  :D

And he's just come up to me wanting to shake my hand and wish me luck as he's not in tomorrow - get the message fuck of you useless waste of air - I think he now knows !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bosey on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 17:31:40
And he's just come up to me wanting to shake my hand and wish me luck as he's not in tomorrow - get the message fuck of you useless waste of air - I think he now knows !

Where do you work? I work in IT and people are walking out, shaking hands as they go......  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 17:37:44
And he's just come up to me wanting to shake my hand and wish me luck as he's not in tomorrow - get the message fuck of you useless waste of air - I think he now knows !

is he being made redundant too ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, December 23, 2010, 22:21:09
You bastards....i did the mini splits in Chippenham outside Millets.....
I bet that was almost as funny as the need a piss run on the way to Fulham.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 11:31:15
last nights 'the royle family'
back to its best


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 11:42:18
last nights 'the royle family'
back to its best

Seconded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 12:09:59
last nights 'the royle family'
back to its best

Mary is in the Dyson !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Abrahammer on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 12:16:59
last nights 'the royle family'
back to its best

I thought they should have called it a day after Nana's death episode as the last 2 specials were a train wreck, last nights episode restored my faith though.  Good stuff.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 12:18:43
last nights 'the royle family'
back to its best
I've never watched it before but thought it was great.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 12:51:56
Watching Morecambe and Wise again...about the 100th time and still pissing myself.

The sketch with Andre Preview is as funny now as it was then.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 13:17:22
I've never watched it before but thought it was great.



if you liked it,make time to watch the previous stuff.
well worth it....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 13:36:19
Receiving the "Swindon Town - on this day" book for Christmas


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Sunday, December 26, 2010, 16:28:39
Receiving the "Swindon Town - on this day" book for Christmas
So did i, i have only read a few pages so far but it looks quite good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 00:10:10
Watching Morecambe and Wise again...about the 100th time and still pissing myself.

The sketch with Andre Preview is as funny now as it was then.

Never quite got them.....a straight man and Phil Silvers...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 23:03:51
Mary Poppins


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, December 29, 2010, 23:34:45
Mary Poppins
Redirect to Brighton site


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:23:35
My GF at her 3rd Swindon game (p/boro) doing her best to join in with the songs.

"where are ya, where are ya"

No sweetheart its "Red army, red army"

Bless



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:41:30
Never quite got them.....a straight man and Phil Silvers...

GET OUT!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, December 30, 2010, 20:30:23
GET OUT!

Had all their stuff written for them too......YOU GET OUT!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, December 30, 2010, 20:53:15
My GF at her 3rd Swindon game (p/boro) doing her best to join in with the songs.

"where are ya, where are ya"

No sweetheart its "Red army, red army"

Bless


:D



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Friday, December 31, 2010, 08:59:09
Had all their stuff written for them too......YOU GET OUT!!!

So did Tony Hancock, and a list as long as your arm of great comics pre-1960. So what?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, December 31, 2010, 16:20:35
So did Tony Hancock, and a list as long as your arm of great comics pre-1960. So what?

Point is that they were great in their time......

I love Tony Hancock and have his entire series of radio shows on my Ipod....

BUT.......mainstream entertainment right now!? 

Fuck Off!

Also.....you failed to comment on the Phil Silvers comment.....



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, December 31, 2010, 18:07:37
Forecast for a whole shitload of snow here early next week. It'd be a terrible shame if I had to do a Carew

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Unhappy-John-Carew-claims-snow-stopped-him-making-Aston-Villa-s-Christmas-programme-article659411.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, December 31, 2010, 18:18:07
My GF at her 3rd Swindon game (p/boro) doing her best to join in with the songs.

"where are ya, where are ya"

No sweetheart its "Red army, red army"

Bless



i didn't know you were dating delia...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 31, 2010, 23:00:01
Winding up Crispy's mates on facebook. It's far too easy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 31, 2010, 23:00:58
It's cheered me up after flu bailing on the pub.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Crispy on Friday, December 31, 2010, 23:20:16
Winding up Crispy's mates on facebook. It's far too easy.

 :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 31, 2010, 23:34:12
I can't believe they took it seriously.

I now want to post loads of stuff about the irony of Churchill being a freedom fighter and the national flag actually being the symbol for a Christian martyr, but that would probably be too heavy and intelligent for simple baiting. Of course, any form of seriousness would also wipe the smile from my face. More cider required.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, January 1, 2011, 10:01:20
My son winding the window down in the outlet car park to boo the car that was coming in with "in association with Oxford United" written down the side.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, January 1, 2011, 10:46:06
Good work. Nice to see you're retraining him after the muffin incident  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Saturday, January 1, 2011, 13:38:13
Mum emailing me the photos of the trail of destruction my Dad left when they got in last night and he "missed" the chair he was trying to sit in. He's going to be paying that one off for a while


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Saturday, January 1, 2011, 22:14:41
Mum emailing me the photos of the trail of destruction my Dad left when they got in last night and he "missed" the chair he was trying to sit in. He's going to be paying that one off for a while

I love that sort of stuff


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 3, 2011, 21:23:37
Charlie Austin is trending on Twitter. That'll add another few hundred grand.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, January 3, 2011, 21:32:31
Charlie Austin is trending on Twitter. That'll add another few hundred grand.

He on there then?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 3, 2011, 21:35:51
No, it just means a lot of people are tweeting about him.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Monday, January 3, 2011, 21:54:21
Painfully sitting through my first home game this season, on my birthday, on saturday and thinking today "we never win at Charlton, we play shit on telly and after saturday I can't be arsed to pay to turn on Sky Sports"

Then at 4.55pm thinking  -"oh fuck it why not? " so turned it on - inspired decision !! Fucking YES !!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Monday, January 3, 2011, 23:19:18
childish i know...



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 00:04:58
Just by chance is that the young chelsea kid?

Lives just up the road


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 00:10:49
It is, obviously not on my game but I chuckled when the headline came up gay chases McEachran.

I signed him from Chelsea for 1.1m a year later they've offered me 3.6m for him.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 18:06:24
Breaking 30 putts first time out with the new stick (29)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 18:15:38
That there's a place in Germany called Boppard.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 18:18:10
That there's a place in Germany called Boppard.

 :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 18:20:24
That there's a place in Germany called Boppard.

 :)

Germany is always good for some comedy names....my fave being Worms. Hence a Diet of Worms.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, 20:41:28
:)

Germany is always good for some comedy names....my fave being Worms. Hence a Diet of Worms.

Rottenburg is a favourite of  mine, thats where the ugly birds at school came from.

There is also a town called Fucking in Austria  :nod:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 21:21:58
Breaking 30 putts first time out with the new stick (29)

Managed to get it through the clown's mouth first time then ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 21:23:44
Breaking 30 putts first time out with the new stick (29)

Not bad for nine holes DMR :D :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 21:39:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ1TGlpCUKA


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 22:45:48
More Than Freeman.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Morgan Freeman on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 22:50:28
Morgan Freeman..


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 22:52:46
There is also a town called Fucking in Austria  :nod:

I think 'town' is possibly a bit of an exaggeration.

Fucking Satellite View (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Fucking,+%C3%96sterreich&sll=51.297758,-0.755221&sspn=0.009405,0.019248&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Fucking,+Braunau+am+Inn,+Upper+Austria,+Austria&ll=48.067627,12.862544&spn=0.005026,0.009624&t=h&z=17)

Good find though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Panda Paws on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 22:54:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ1TGlpCUKA

Massive buzz around these lot at the moment by all accounts. I quite like them.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 22:55:42
I've been singing it all day, even though I don't know any of the words. It's pretty chuffing awesome


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 23:14:15
I like that a lot, shame it's so short though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: A Gent Orange on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 23:17:12
They did a Marc Riley session and sounded like there was lots more to vine as well.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 23:51:31
Rottenburg is a favourite of  mine, thats where the ugly birds at school came from.

There is also a town called Fucking in Austria  :nod:
There's a place called Hell in Norway, as well as a few places which are called Å which is pronounced similar to 'oh'.

I think they should twin with Fucking.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 00:02:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfNoELP39Bc

The more i see this goal,i think it is possibly the best i ever saw in the Town End


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 00:28:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfNoELP39Bc

The more i see this goal,i think it is possibly the best i ever saw in the Town End
Certainly the most I've ever celebrated a goal! Not sure an incredible equaliser against the slave traders can be defined as trivial though?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 15:56:37
Picking up my tickets for my New York trip


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 16:55:15
Picking up my tickets for my New York trip

Not lurking today show off!!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 23:23:12
I signed in especially for my favourite customer even if he does moan about the squash balls every week! ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 23:35:18
Rottenburg is a favourite of  mine, thats where the ugly birds at school came from.

There is also a town called Fucking in Austria  :nod:

Pretty sure there's a place called Wank as well.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Friday, January 7, 2011, 14:06:50
I signed in especially for my favourite customer even if he does moan about the squash balls every week! ;)

Treat him gently then !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, January 7, 2011, 15:53:29
Once a week equals fave customer......no wonder it shut down once.

Forget the balls i need an oxygen mask!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, January 7, 2011, 16:17:43
I won't be there to annoy you this week! :) did I mention I'm off to New York???? :p


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Friday, January 7, 2011, 16:18:52
I won't be there to annoy you this week! :) did I mention I'm off to New York???? :p

Yes, so good you've named it twice.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jean-Francois is God on Friday, January 7, 2011, 17:00:50
Looking forward to going to Oldham tomorrow.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, January 7, 2011, 17:24:14
Johnny flynn, and everything about him. He's so fucking awesome, and one of his songs mentions swindon.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, January 7, 2011, 21:15:12
And another mentions Wayne Rooney.  He's allright.  Better than the david cameron and sons.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, January 7, 2011, 21:20:26
Johnny flynn, and everything about him. He's so fucking awesome, and one of his songs mentions swindon.

On a (wafer thin) similar note, Spinal Tap mention Swindon in one of their songs... Plus Stonehenge. They fucking love Wiltshire and this makes me smile and feel good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, January 7, 2011, 21:22:38
This is the best song to mention swindon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2bFjqRIyCQ



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, January 8, 2011, 23:59:55
Ian holloways after match interview for the southampton blackpool match. I fucking love that bloke!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Sunday, January 9, 2011, 00:34:19
Ian holloways after match interview for the southampton blackpool match. I fucking love that bloke!

Just hears it!!! excellent!!

Something like this:

Saints fans were singing "Premier League you're having a laugh!".  Well we are and i am laughing because my club has earned the right to play there and i'm loving every minute of it.

I thought it was a bit disrespectful but its probably jealousy that lttle Blackpool are in the Prem and they are in th third tier....never mind they will probably be back in a few years time.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, January 9, 2011, 00:51:53
Warnock calling El Hadji Douf a 'sewer rat' after he apparently taunted Darren Mackie who was carried off after breaking his leg in 2 places.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, January 9, 2011, 00:57:19
Warnock is a cunt as is Diouf. A cunt calling a cunt a cunt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 9, 2011, 04:51:12
Warnock calling El Hadji Douf a 'sewer rat' after he apparently taunted Darren Mackie who was carried off after breaking his leg in 2 places.

Who's Darren Mackie?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, January 9, 2011, 11:00:57
Who's Darren Mackie?

Plays for Aberdeen. Of course I meant Jamie Mackie of QPR.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Sunday, January 9, 2011, 12:42:11
Warnock is a cunt as is Diouf. A cunt calling a cunt a cunt.

Thats what i thought when i listened on the wireless...606

NB: Robbie Savage at Crawley on Monday.....i hope he kicks that black lad at the back ,right up in the air.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 12:44:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 12:57:38
oh, and also this... must have missed it at the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 21:11:32
eBay sniping.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 21:17:24
A good days work   :eek:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 21:25:30
Shall I just post a link to last weeks Rude-Tube and have fucking done with it?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bodins left foot on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 21:43:05
http://www.fifa.com/ballondor/news/newsid=1362279/index.html

The thought that the headline act at the FIFA Ballon d'Or Gala 2010 is a Swindon fan..!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 21:48:30
What were the highs and lows of the footballing year for you in 2010?
The high point was that my team Swindon Town didn't get relegated. They had a tough season last year.

Eh?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 21:49:43
What were the highs and lows of the footballing year for you in 2010?
The high point was that my team Swindon Town didn't get relegated. They had a tough season last year.

Eh?

Sounds like he answered about 2008-2009?!?!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 22:23:24
Ben Foster's goalkeeping. Nearly as good as mine :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 22:44:14
Tramadol pain killers, I'm tripping my tits off here. Great stuff


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 22:49:33
eBay sniping.

is that where some cunt outbids you at the last second?
been a victim of that a few times lately.gonna have to learn how to do it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 22:53:09
Try waiting to the last second to bid?  ???


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bennett on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 22:54:37
there are online places that let you do it, it saves you bothering with reactions


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 22:57:07
Goofbay is the one I've used and it works great.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 23:00:45
Try waiting to the last second to bid?  ???

done that


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 23:07:11
If your maximum bid isn't high enough you'll still have the same problem with goofbay.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 23:20:14
how does goofbay work?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 23:22:15
You enter a maximum bid and what time you want that bid to be entered.

I've lost a couple of snipes because I was outbid. It usually works though, it just saves needless bidding wars with false accounts half the time.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 23:22:20
Yeah, I used goofbay.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, January 11, 2011, 23:25:37
You enter a maximum bid and what time you want that bid to be entered.

I've lost a couple of snipes because I was outbid. It usually works though, it just saves needless bidding wars with false accounts half the time.

i see.thanks


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 12, 2011, 02:55:47
My housemate introducing me to the music of Ed Sheeran and his Collaborations album, absolutely fucking incredible.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 15:29:13
Learning there's a road called bow-wow in south cerney


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 16:12:37
Talksport Magazine.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LJ9 on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 16:17:15
Watching the new Carol Vorderman on Countdown aka Rachel.

Wow!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 17:36:45
 Hot toast and butter.......with marmalade on the fith slice ;D


Fuckin ravenous i be.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 18:16:34
Learning there's a road called bow-wow in south cerney

There's a road in Bath named after our two best strikers.

Sabin Close

I'll try and remember to get a photo next time I go past.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 18:25:48
Talksport Magazine.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine

Just saw this picture of David Beckham's desktop on there. (For the record I hate TalkSport. ;) )

[url width=900 height=721]http://i52.tinypic.com/iozxwj.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 20:53:43
Cycling to work this morning in the dark to the Tron Legacy soundtrack, fucking amazing.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 21:30:06
Did you have neon stripes on your clothes?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 22:17:12
no but great idea, i should invest


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, January 14, 2011, 00:20:53
Being told you have a "nice english singing voice" and good folky songs by a stranger :) And winning a free pint!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Friday, January 14, 2011, 00:23:03
Good folky songs? You didn't go with the nice Nick Clegg number then?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Morgan Freeman on Friday, January 14, 2011, 00:24:11
Talksport Magazine.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine

I've recently discovered this aswell, they've made some clever videos on youtube aswell:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mENa0AC-YuU&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hcKyasPFHI&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, January 14, 2011, 00:31:38
Good folky songs? You didn't go with the nice Nick Clegg number then?

Nah, Saving that for the revolution


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, January 14, 2011, 01:14:17
Playing Pimple Popping Elite on the ipod touch.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, January 14, 2011, 15:24:53
My new car being delivered next Thursday  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, January 14, 2011, 15:25:33
What you getting tucky?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, January 14, 2011, 15:31:44
Audi A4


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, January 14, 2011, 17:27:03
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_cup/9360559.stm

One minute 40ish. Listen out for mark Bright


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, January 14, 2011, 21:52:30
My Desire arrived and I managed to sell my iPhone too :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Friday, January 14, 2011, 22:05:32
My Desire arrived and I managed to sell my iPhone too :)

Do you think the Desire is better than the iPhone - is that why you've changed?  I'm due an upgrade in 6 weeks and can't decide between the two.  Friends who have the iPhone say it can't be beaten, but friends who have the Desire say it's better than the iPhone.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, January 14, 2011, 22:10:55
I've had my iPhone for nearly two years and got bored with it.

The Desire meets my geeky needs more. Having fiddled around with it for a few hours now I'm initially liking it more than I did the iPhone when I got that.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Friday, January 14, 2011, 22:12:00
I've had my iPhone for nearly two years and got bored with it.

The Desire meets my geeky needs more. Having fiddled around with it for a few hours now I'm initially liking it more than I did the iPhone when I got that.

Thanks.  I'll be interested in your views in a few weeks.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, January 14, 2011, 23:24:23
The new series of True Blood, 10 mins in and fit bird with her tits out.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, January 14, 2011, 23:48:57
White wine


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, January 14, 2011, 23:51:51
White wine

Gay

Red Wine = Blokes

White Wine = Chicks, transvestites, tansexuals and gays


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, January 14, 2011, 23:53:19
Fuck off its ace

Red makes me heave


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, January 14, 2011, 23:53:38
Gay

Red Wine = Blokes

White Wine = Chicks, transvestites, tansexuals and gays

We agree on one thing then.......though white is lush when there is nothing else.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, January 14, 2011, 23:54:02
Pete Burns is a tranvestite.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, January 14, 2011, 23:55:13
Tansexual, i like it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, January 15, 2011, 00:09:44
i'm drinking white wine tonight.
this is due to running out of beer and cider


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, January 15, 2011, 00:10:02
My twitter

@LeonKnight82 apart from yourself, who is the biggest prick youve played with?

Hoping forman angry reply


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, January 15, 2011, 00:11:06
i'm drinking white wine tonight.
this is due to running out of beer and cider

Same mate


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, January 15, 2011, 00:14:04
I'm drinking tea :)

Alcohol free month.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, January 15, 2011, 00:18:18
On another note, theo walcott looks about 10

http://yfrog.com/h7ic7tgj


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, January 15, 2011, 20:28:34
Robbie Savage giving some tool stick on 606 for calling himself a fan of West Ham and refusing to go while Avram Grant is there. The guy sounds stunned :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Sunday, January 16, 2011, 21:46:02
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Cannon_Fodder_screenshot.png


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, January 16, 2011, 21:54:31
Community

Alison Brie


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Sunday, January 16, 2011, 22:11:26
I love Cannon Fodder


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, January 16, 2011, 22:18:24
War...Never been so much fun


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Monday, January 17, 2011, 08:10:04
Blue Monday.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Abrahammer on Monday, January 17, 2011, 19:52:19
Gervais' opening to the Golden Globes.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Monday, January 17, 2011, 19:54:18
Today seeing a pickup truck....being towed by a pickup truck...the irony.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, January 21, 2011, 14:12:36
Completely mugged some bloke off for a brand new boxed & sealed HTC Desire (for the wife), a complete steal at £180 :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Friday, January 21, 2011, 14:16:08
Sold some fucking muppet a toy handset in a resealed HTC Desire box for £180


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, January 21, 2011, 14:18:19
Ha, nice try Mr D. This one's the real shizzle my nizzle.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, January 21, 2011, 18:48:38
16 & pregnant/teen mom


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 21, 2011, 19:15:07
Home video?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: blah blah on Friday, January 21, 2011, 19:43:27
Getting home after playing 5 a side in the cold weather, taking your boots off and watching the steam come off your feet.

Nice......


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 00:34:43
Home video?

Nah she's old enough to be the grandmother


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 09:03:00
Completely mugged some bloke off for a brand new boxed & sealed HTC Desire (for the wife), a complete steal at £180 :)

Nice! But how? Private sale I presume?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Spy on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 09:57:25
Watching Johnny Vegas do stand up on TV last night. Extremely funny!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 12:07:10
Nice! But how? Private sale I presume?

Yep, was advertised at work for 'offers'.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 12:13:20
Yep, was advertised at work for 'offers'.

Sweet!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 12:18:27
And to add to the goodness, we managed to get it unlocked for £10 after originally being quoted £30.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 13:28:48
16 & pregnant/teen mom

Teen Milfs


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 15:36:35
And to add to the goodness, we managed to get it unlocked for £10 after originally being quoted £30.

Yeah you can order an unlock code online from ebay and the such.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, January 22, 2011, 16:02:18
Yeah, I looked into that. It's a newer model and the code needs to be taken from a newer database or something. The cheapest for this on eBay was £17.99, so still got a bit of a bargain.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 16:26:01
Quote from: fb status of a Pox mate
Can't believe someone has painted the Ox at the Kassam bright pink! Mindless arseholes!

Fuck knows what he's on about.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 16:55:53
Strategic tagging of friends in pictures on facebook

[url width=720 height=405]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs254.snc6/180232_489217206138_538891138_6122455_7688764_n.jpg[/url]

And this one of my friend who looks a bit jewish (ie he has a big nose)

[url width=720 height=405]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs746.ash1/163870_489209041138_538891138_6122170_6495838_n.jpg[/url]

tee-hee


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 17:06:39
Haha, I like that, which order do you have to do it to spell PENIS?
Do you have to tag the letters in reverse order?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 17:15:50
yeah. SINEP


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 18:13:21
Haha, it worked! That's ace :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 18:44:21
Dave your too good!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 22:38:15
I'm nicking that, nice one Dave :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:15:20
hahahaha It's like taking a shit on people's profiles.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:12:30
Opening a betting acount on ladbrokes today.

Transferring 20 quid in to the pot at 10 am this morning, now having £178 in the wallet.

Time to stop now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:42:28
how did that come about mr tans?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:43:33
Bingo :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:44:22
oh dear! you know you should lump the whole lot on a tranmere win!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 13:45:20
no chance

i put 20 on them


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 16:18:12
Cutting up BMW's!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 16:24:24
thats amazing dave


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 16:29:06
Deus Ex for 50p. yey.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 22:38:50
Robbie Savage going mental at Lawrie Sanchez on 5Live. He is a cock on so many levels, but he's a damn sight more entertaining than most of these bland ex-footballers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 23:14:49
Justin Lee Collins new program Turning Japenese, the part with the sex dolls was funny as fuck and the bloke who had over a 100 dolls in his flat didn't want his face shown as i swear it was the Flash.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 23:17:59
Justin Lee Collins is a funny as a tumour brizzle cunt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Sunday, January 30, 2011, 22:50:07
Chris Waddle's pronouncing 'penalty' as 'pelanty'


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 31, 2011, 16:07:07
Some pillock in Asda car park who, so desperate for a space near the entrance, tried squeezing his car onto the end of a row and pranged it on a post. Ha.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, January 31, 2011, 17:27:08
Justin Lee Collins new program Turning Japenese, the part with the sex dolls was funny as fuck and the bloke who had over a 100 dolls in his flat didn't want his face shown as i swear it was the Flash.

Fuck off Jutty.....who handed the number over on Saturday???

Anyway they are not Sex Dolls they are modern art.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Wednesday, February 2, 2011, 14:19:12
This.

http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2011/02/mcbain-the-movie/ (http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2011/02/mcbain-the-movie/)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, February 2, 2011, 14:43:54
Retards on the STFC facebook page


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, February 2, 2011, 19:01:49
This.

http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2011/02/mcbain-the-movie/ (http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2011/02/mcbain-the-movie/)


Awesome! Cheers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, February 2, 2011, 19:46:15
Delivering to Gordon Ramseys new restaurant in Piccadilly today.....only to be met by a pile of puke heaped neatly outside the delivery door :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, February 2, 2011, 21:49:36
Brad Friedel's voice. He goes through so many accents in one sentence, it's really quite amusing.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 3, 2011, 13:54:54
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3318374/LIVERPOOL-fan-Shaun-McCormack-has-changed-his-name-to-Fernando-Torres.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, February 8, 2011, 18:20:57
http://www.youmightlikethis.com/2011/01/this-is-america/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, February 8, 2011, 20:06:05
When the iPod is on shuffle and it fires out 4 or 5 absolute classics in a row


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, February 8, 2011, 20:29:22
The new Streets album came out yesterday.

[url width=280 height=280]http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/node_article_image/files/the-streets-computers-and-blues.jpg[/url]

It's bloody good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 12:18:10
The name of the local newspaper in Banbury

http://www.banburycake.co.uk/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 19:27:09
Kedgeree


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 20:33:17
The name of the local newspaper in Banbury

http://www.banburycake.co.uk/

Its hardly a paper. Its all adverts.

Waste of paper


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 21:06:14
Kedgeree

Proper Kedgeree comes complete with hard boiled egg?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 21:09:25
Yep, hard-boiled eggs with it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 21:16:55
Yep, hard-boiled eggs with it.
  ;D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 23:10:44
Its hardly a paper. Its all adverts.

Waste of paper

ITS HARDLY A TOWN

WASTE OF SPACE


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:08:11
ITS HARDLY A TOWN

WASTE OF SPACE
Caps lock is on the left. Above the shift key.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:10:28
Caps lock is on the left. Above the shift key.

Crowdys Hill school is just off of Cricklade Road, dont miss your bus now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:13:02
Crowdys Hill school is just off of Cricklade Road, dont miss your bus now
Poor


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:20:40
Poor

is that the best you can do ?


seriously ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:21:51
is that the best you can do ?


seriously ?
I could ask you the same question?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:26:16
Them windows taste nice?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:28:14
Them windows taste nice?
Nicer than the dinner you're getting tonight.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:29:55
I don't even know what's for dinner tonight. You been talking to my wife again?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:31:26
I don't even know what's for dinner tonight. You been talking to my wife again?
Bit more than talking.  ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:35:07
She must've found her way out of the kitchen again.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 17:36:02
She must've found her way out of the kitchen again.
:D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 22:30:05
Stalking STFC Dave.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 22:30:58
Has he started doing my job now then?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 22:31:43
Whaaaaaat


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 22:48:38
Has he started doing my job now then?

Yes :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 23:00:42
Driving through massive puddles in the car on the way to work and splashing bus stop wannkers!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, February 10, 2011, 23:07:29
New Strokes songs


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, February 11, 2011, 10:31:30
McVities Gold bars.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, February 11, 2011, 18:20:20
McVities Gold bars.

Hell yeah! I've just rediscovered these! yummy!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Friday, February 11, 2011, 18:24:18
Hell yeah! I've just rediscovered these! yummy!

Rediscovered?

What, had they all been removed from grocery store shelves and were only available 'under the counter'?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, February 11, 2011, 18:28:31
They did seem to disappear for a while.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Friday, February 11, 2011, 18:46:06
They did seem to disappear for a while.
Don't stick up for her because you fancy her.

She's old enough to be your mother...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, February 11, 2011, 20:22:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmBCiLfXiHs


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 15:49:40
Pint of Doom bar in a four star hotel playing fm2011.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Panda Paws on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 17:39:39
Getting a shit-hot, full-time, sport-media job at last, seven months after graduating!

If anyone's out and about in Swindon tonight, I'll apologize for my behaviour now.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 17:41:08
Nice one PP. Well done!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 17:42:00
Congrats PP.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 17:45:51
Yeah, well done PP!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 18:18:18
Pint of Doom bar in a four star hotel playing fm2011.

An excellent choice, Sir.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 18:20:08
Getting a shit-hot, full-time, sport-media job at last, seven months after graduating!

If anyone's out and about in Swindon tonight, I'll apologize for my behaviour now.

Good luck...and well done..


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: shady on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 18:21:03
An excellent choice, Sir.

Can't beat supping a Doom Bar in The Sloop, St Ives.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 18:23:29
new adver hack?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 19:51:34
Nice one PP. Well done!
What Sussex said. Nice one PP. Hardly trivial though - should be in a new thread "fucking amazing things that make you beam until you think your face is going to split"!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Saturday, February 12, 2011, 21:59:10
Getting home after enduring my valentines gift from the gf, Holiday on ice, and finding that my accumalator has come in 240 sheets of fun


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, February 13, 2011, 11:32:53
Getting home after enduring my valentines gift from the gf, Holiday on ice, and finding that my accumalator has come in 240 sheets of fun

that was YOUR valentines present ????

I hope you got her a circular saw or a new toolbox then  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Sunday, February 13, 2011, 12:36:19
Anal


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, February 13, 2011, 12:41:21
always had you down as a taker


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Sunday, February 13, 2011, 13:06:58
Homo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Sunday, February 13, 2011, 13:15:18
that was YOUR valentines present ????

I hope you got her a circular saw or a new toolbox then  :)
Thoughtful isnt she! I changed my gift to her her from red roses to a 1998 bottle of Talisker whiskey. Oh, and anal :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, February 13, 2011, 13:44:29
Thoughtful isnt she! I changed my gift to her her from red roses to a 1998 bottle of Talisker whiskey. Oh, and anal :)

 :D :D :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Monday, February 14, 2011, 16:41:11
The latest STFC Twitter update:

"While STFC encourages the expression of opinion on Twitter, some recent comments have been deplorable in content, so please keep it clean."

I think they've rather missed how the Internet works there.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, February 14, 2011, 17:01:13
Are they talking about comments on STFC in general, or people actually replying to @Official_STFC?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Monday, February 14, 2011, 17:09:21
If you search @Official_STFC you'll see there was one guy this morning who was getting pretty personal about DW. Assume it was in reference to that.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, February 15, 2011, 21:41:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiVOfUjgRCA

The reaction is pure comedy gold.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, February 15, 2011, 22:22:43
that has cheered me up......"Fucks Sake!"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 17:52:32
Two TV adverts i've seen recently:

The doggy dentures one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFPDaQrPjus

and the new Wii advert with Jamie Redknapp playing with his boy and saying "Smash it!" Intentional or not it made me smile :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdjRhG1e4b4


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 18:27:33
[url width=249 height=189]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/baps.jpg[/url]

My baps as dicussed
Wow 10000 posts!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 18:29:45
[url width=249 height=189]http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/baps.jpg[/url]

My baps as dicussed
Wow 10000 posts!

Isn't imagination a wonderful thing...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 18:29:46
It took 10,000 posts to get pics of JFW's baps. Poor show TEf.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 18:31:45
Wrong thread as well!!! I'm a mess


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 19:42:56
Wrong thread as well!!! I'm a mess

sketty


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 19:48:55
For a woman of JFW's age, those baps look quite firm...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 19:51:56
On a baking tray ... subliminal hints about buns in the oven? Getting broody JFW?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 20:08:45
Just glad she wasn't cooking sausage in batter :eek:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 22:06:42
Inappropriately low tops on masterchef. Don't dribble trifle down your knockers luv.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 22:08:58
Inappropriately low tops on masterchef. Don't dribble trifle down your knockers luv.

ignore the face and thats far from inapropriate.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 22:10:00
ignore the face and thats far from inapropriate.

her face looks a bit like her trifle.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 22:11:15
She looked like the bird from This Is England


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 22:11:43
she had a cracking set on her.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 22:13:04
She looked like the bird from This Is England
Lol?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 22:14:34
nah. soapy tit wank.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 16, 2011, 22:14:46
Smell.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, February 17, 2011, 00:02:49
Just watching on iplayer... she's foxy! Rubbish cook though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, February 17, 2011, 01:05:49
She's the one in shameless now.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Thursday, February 17, 2011, 09:53:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiVOfUjgRCA

The reaction is pure comedy gold.

Its the blue player running around pointing at the keeper in a 'it was him ref' way that does it for me


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, February 17, 2011, 18:11:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1bG6BIYlo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, February 17, 2011, 18:47:17
The women on coach trip who didn't know what a trout is!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bennett on Thursday, February 17, 2011, 18:49:42
Its the blue player running around pointing at the keeper in a 'it was him ref' way that does it for me
purple


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, February 17, 2011, 21:02:01
My first insect splattered on the windscreen today...a lovely dash of red that means the warmer weather is nigh.

Incidently the old dear driving in front of me today was driving so slow the insects were hitting her windscreen to....the rear one that is.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Friday, February 18, 2011, 11:25:44
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/17/rooney-kaka-manchester-city-aris-programme

Lazy journalism isn't the soul preserve of the Brits, I see.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 18, 2011, 12:07:11
My repaired phone should be delivered today, looks like they've replaced the motherboard which is the correct fix, but not always what they do from what I've read on other forums.

Car tyre was repaired. Halfords Autocentre did it free because I only got the tyres from them a couple of weeks ago, which was nice of them.

Do good things come in threes? A win tomorrow perhaps?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: alanmayes on Friday, February 18, 2011, 12:15:38
The thought and images of Anna Nicole (Smith) the Opera.

Hilarious.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: alanmayes on Friday, February 18, 2011, 12:16:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuJEG8v4qk8


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Friday, February 18, 2011, 12:17:13
The 'when simon met danny' video by mex  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, February 18, 2011, 12:38:36
The toe-tapping goodness of The Whitest Boy Alive helping me through this Friday at work.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, February 18, 2011, 14:51:42
http://www.russianbrides.org.uk/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, February 18, 2011, 15:08:26
The toe-tapping goodness of The Whitest Boy Alive helping me through this Friday at work.
Fuck yes. Anyone who can listen to Golden Cage and not want to dance should be shot.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, February 18, 2011, 17:12:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJNUp1_EDe0&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: larwood on Friday, February 18, 2011, 18:13:57
My collection of dirndl dresses.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Friday, February 18, 2011, 22:35:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9_Gvbn2pFs&feature=player_embedded#at=37


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, February 18, 2011, 23:57:32
My collection of dirndl dresses.
Are they alien? What the fuck is a dirndl?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Saturday, February 19, 2011, 00:49:33
Are they alien? What the fuck is a dirndl?
See I wondered that as well, but given that the next word was "dresses" decided I wasn't gay enough to ask. Thanks for stepping into the breach. Or possibly crevice


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Saturday, February 19, 2011, 01:07:12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirndl

Great word is Dirndl......sounds like Jethro's sidekick.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, February 19, 2011, 01:10:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYw0NnHDRzc


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, February 19, 2011, 09:57:59
See I wondered that as well, but given that the next word was "dresses" decided I wasn't gay enough to ask. Thanks for stepping into the breach. Or possibly crevice
Thanks sweetie. I'll now try and climb out of the crevice for today's game and will no doubt wish I'd stayed there by 3:10 when we concede the first goal and rthe CG becomes a bear pit.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, February 19, 2011, 10:47:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn40B9ugcrs


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, February 20, 2011, 19:31:23
The French Leyton Orient striker getting the man of the match champagne for scoring the equalising  goal against Arsenal with a total look of surprise stating 'me?'. He was only on the pitch for 10 minutes!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, February 20, 2011, 19:35:55
My little one took her first steps today :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 20, 2011, 19:38:17
My little one took her first steps today :)
That's not trivial, that's fucking massive. Nice one little Samdy!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, February 20, 2011, 19:43:27
My little one took her first steps today :)

Cool

My little'un was running before she could walk, literally.

She had no brakes though and she couldn't negotiate corners, which was a little problematic.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Sunday, February 20, 2011, 20:01:31
Are you Ricky Shakes dad?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: alanmayes on Monday, February 21, 2011, 18:24:04
An Egyptian father has named his daughter Facebook, as a way of thanking the social networking site
 
for its role in helping protesters organise the demonstrations that forced Hosni Muibarak to quit  :clap:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, February 21, 2011, 18:24:36
Winning a free ski holiday


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Panda Paws on Monday, February 21, 2011, 18:36:37
Winning a free ski holiday

Can I have it for £20


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, February 21, 2011, 18:42:51
No.I'm selling it for £700

Bargain


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Monday, February 21, 2011, 19:14:28
Bulgaria with 15 women?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, February 21, 2011, 19:36:38
Bulgaria with 15 women?
Ha nah that's this saturday mate for a week this one is latania on 26th march


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Monday, February 21, 2011, 19:41:26
with 15 women?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, February 21, 2011, 19:43:53
Ha no afraid not.The one this saturday is though  :toocool:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Monday, February 21, 2011, 19:44:38
I'm out then.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, February 21, 2011, 20:08:47
No.I'm selling it for £700

Bargain

Nice one.

I've won a 4 night trip to Vegas, this one's not for sale :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, February 21, 2011, 21:21:02
Nice one.

I've won a 4 night trip to Vegas, this one's not for sale :D
Good shout, when you going.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, February 21, 2011, 23:50:44
Danny Devito


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, February 21, 2011, 23:59:10
Episodes. The fight between Matt Le Blanc and Stephen Mangan tonight was brilliant.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 00:17:30
Having a house viewing only for the elderly resident to take over the viewing from the agent and then decribe how he dried his now deceased wheelchair bound wife under a toilet hand dryer.

One of those terrible moments I had to leave the room for fear of soiling myself.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 00:31:47
Episodes. The fight between Matt Le Blanc and Stephen Mangan tonight was brilliant.
Just watched it, funniest fight scene in ages, just a shame it was the last episode.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 07:13:02
Good shout, when you going.

Don't know yet mate, probably later in the year (after the summer, when it's cooler).
It might even be 6 nights, i'm not sure yet.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 12:28:01
Not having to go down the job centre for another 4 weeks because they're sending me on a course! How exciting.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 14:33:02
Buying cod & chips for dinner and finding out why there is a shortage of cod, for £2.80 they can't be making any money, it is as 35cm long.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 14:34:36
Not having to go down the job centre for another 4 weeks because they're sending me on a course! How exciting.

oooh, what's it about?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 14:40:31
oooh, what's it about?

Creative crafts for short term unemployed. Lot's of sticking and glitter and model painting. Sounds like fun.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SirWinston on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 14:50:05
Creative crafts for short term unemployed. Lot's of sticking and glitter and model painting. Sounds like fun.

I like the sound of the model painting.  Do you think it will be Elle MacPherson or Cindy Crawford?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 14:59:34
:D I hope so.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 15:17:33
Most likely a Spitfire made by James May?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 15:26:32
Just read the letter again, they've got crayons but ask if you've got some then can you bring your own. they're running a bit low as people on the course keep eating them.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, February 22, 2011, 18:14:19
Selling the said holiday  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Friday, February 25, 2011, 15:20:37
My 7 year old incredulously looking at a much bigger boy in full Chelsea atire at the Open Training session yesterday and saying loud enough for a number of people around us to snigger and cause the boy's father (also in Chelsea shirt) to go rather red 'Why has that boy got a Chelsea kit on, it's not Chelsea training.  Doesn't he know this is where Swindon Town play and you're only allowed to wear Swindon kits here'.  Ha bloody ha, that told you!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: PocketScience on Friday, February 25, 2011, 15:41:54
My 7 year old incredulously looking at a much bigger boy in full Chelsea atire at the Open Training session yesterday and saying loud enough for a number of people around us to snigger and cause the boy's father (also in Chelsea shirt) to go rather red 'Why has that boy got a Chelsea kit on, it's not Chelsea training.  Doesn't he know this is where Swindon Town play and you're only allowed to wear Swindon kits here'.  Ha bloody ha, that told you!

Haha :D Quality

Surprising (and annoying) how many people you see (adults included) that wear other teams stuff to Swindon games


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, February 25, 2011, 16:05:14
That is amazing. Round of applause for your kid!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Friday, February 25, 2011, 16:08:42
My 7 year old incredulously looking at a much bigger boy in full Chelsea atire at the Open Training session yesterday and saying loud enough for a number of people around us to snigger and cause the boy's father (also in Chelsea shirt) to go rather red 'Why has that boy got a Chelsea kit on, it's not Chelsea training.  Doesn't he know this is where Swindon Town play and you're only allowed to wear Swindon kits here'.  Ha bloody ha, that told you!
Brilliant. Sign of a good upbringing!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, February 25, 2011, 16:13:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp3Z6zWchV8&feature=player_embedded#at=345


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Friday, February 25, 2011, 17:15:15
My 7 year old incredulously looking at a much bigger boy in full Chelsea atire at the Open Training session yesterday and saying loud enough for a number of people around us to snigger and cause the boy's father (also in Chelsea shirt) to go rather red 'Why has that boy got a Chelsea kit on, it's not Chelsea training.  Doesn't he know this is where Swindon Town play and you're only allowed to wear Swindon kits here'.  Ha bloody ha, that told you!

You've got him well trained!

Sadly, give it another 7 years and he will probably hate you for it!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Friday, February 25, 2011, 17:17:18
My 7 year old incredulously looking at a much bigger boy in full Chelsea atire at the Open Training session yesterday and saying loud enough for a number of people around us to snigger and cause the boy's father (also in Chelsea shirt) to go rather red 'Why has that boy got a Chelsea kit on, it's not Chelsea training.  Doesn't he know this is where Swindon Town play and you're only allowed to wear Swindon kits here'.  Ha bloody ha, that told you!

Fantastic. Well done your lad!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Friday, February 25, 2011, 17:28:18
Haha :D Quality

Surprising (and annoying) how many people you see (adults included) that wear other teams stuff to Swindon games

I know, but somehow it seemed even worse yesterday because they were actually waiting to meet players and get their autographs wearing another team's kit and they really stood out in a sea of kids wearing red and white.

The club definitely spotted a money making opportunity yesterday though.  They must have raked in a fortune in selling shirts and various other items that they'd set up in the Legends Lounge.  There was barely anything left when we left.  I gave up queuing for chips after 20 minutes as well.

You've got him well trained!

Sadly, give it another 7 years and he will probably hate you for it!!

I don't doubt it.  In his first full year of watching them, he's gone from the dizzy heights of a Wembley visit and nearly getting promotion to a full on relegation battle.  What a stark turnaround and welcome to the world of supporting Swindon Town FC.  His regular question of late is 'Why aren't Swindon very good this season and don't win anymore'?.  Still searching for a suitable response  :D 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, February 25, 2011, 17:32:31
My 7 year old incredulously looking at a much bigger boy in full Chelsea atire at the Open Training session yesterday and saying loud enough for a number of people around us to snigger and cause the boy's father (also in Chelsea shirt) to go rather red 'Why has that boy got a Chelsea kit on, it's not Chelsea training.  Doesn't he know this is where Swindon Town play and you're only allowed to wear Swindon kits here'.  Ha bloody ha, that told you!
:D :D




Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, February 25, 2011, 19:31:15
This profile pic of Robbie Savage

[url width=500 height=500]http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1254971758/RobbieSavage8.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, February 25, 2011, 19:32:55
This profile pic of Robbie Savage

[url width=500 height=500]http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1254971758/RobbieSavage8.jpg[/url]
;D




Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, February 25, 2011, 20:03:52
This profile pic of Robbie Savage

[url width=500 height=500]http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1254971758/RobbieSavage8.jpg[/url]

That's Iggy Pop, fresh from recording his latest Swift Cover advert. He loves the combo of skinny, flared denim with an oversized coat from BHS. Its how he rolls these days.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:02:40
Haha :D Quality

Surprising (and annoying) how many people you see (adults included) that wear other teams stuff to Swindon games

I've worn my Poole Town hat on occasion


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:18:30
I've worn my Poole Town hat on occasion
Gloryhunter :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:20:37
Tandoori mixed platter
chicken vindaloo
Onion rice
Chilli nan

Just bought a dog too. :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: adje on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:28:34
Onion rice?Is that normal?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:34:11
Real men have Pilau rice.

But this is Tans!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:34:49
Gloryhunter :)

I know, but my ears get cold Paul. The good news is I now have a Swindon hat, but I have a sneaking suspicion a certain someone has hidden it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:38:25
I know, but my ears get cold Paul. The good news is I now have a Swindon hat, but I have a sneaking suspicion a certain someone has hidden it

The Ghost of Poole Town harbour....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:41:37
Real men have Pilau rice.

But this is Tans!

Try it, its good


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:51:30
What sort of dog?

Or is it for dessert?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:55:37
Cairn and patterdale terrier cross


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Friday, February 25, 2011, 21:58:22
Nice. That'll get you out and about  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, February 25, 2011, 22:06:11
Tandoori mixed platter
chicken vindaloo
Onion rice
Chilli nan

Just bought a dog too. :D

Fuckin' hell, what sort of indian did you go to!?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Dazzza on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 00:25:01
Tans it's taken me two days but you look like John Tickle in your avatar


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 00:58:31
A nice 2 hour poker tournament... £5 invested, £55 returned. Coupled with some Gentleman Jack, it's been a nice relaxing evening.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Monday, February 28, 2011, 16:25:15
Finding out that Easter hols are less than 6 weeks away...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Monday, February 28, 2011, 20:55:31
Spending most of yesterday butt naked here:

http://www.therme-erding.de/de/100682/100888/english.html

Quite daunting at first but after a while i was flapping it all about with the rest of them. Saw some cracking (and awful) sights too :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Monday, February 28, 2011, 21:07:13
Cheltenham festival tickets arriving in the post.

Complimentary Club enclosure tickets for all four days plus car parking.

Get fucking in!!

 :pint:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Monday, February 28, 2011, 21:12:42
Cheltenham festival tickets arriving in the post.

Complimentary Club enclosure tickets for all four days plus car parking.

Get fucking in!!

 :pint:

I take it you are not the driver then?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Monday, February 28, 2011, 21:16:45
I take it you are not the driver then?

Not for two of the days at least.

Although heavy drinking and gambling don't really mix.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 09:06:04
Charlie Sheen going off the deep end in a big way.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/charlie-sheen-not-bipolar-bi-winning-13017875 (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/charlie-sheen-not-bipolar-bi-winning-13017875)

Clearly off his tits and doesn't give a shit anymore.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 16:16:00
Leon Knight apparently is writing a book. :D

I wonder what it will entail?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 18:29:19
Adam and Joe are back on 6music from april yay.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 19:19:55
Leon Knight apparently is writing a book. :D

I wonder what it will entail?

My guess is it will be a short story  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 20:56:36
Most of tomorrow off and a possible half day on Friday, without using my annual leave entitlement.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 21:44:40
Leon Knight apparently is writing a book. :D

I wonder what it will entail?

Probably call it a knight's tale no doubt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 21:45:40
Probably call it a knight's tale no doubt.

or A Knightmare


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 21:49:32
I was thinking

CUNT: The Leon Knight story.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 21:50:23
Confessions of a Tans Obsession


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 21:58:25
I was thinking

CUNT: The Leon Knight story.

Its not very catchy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 22:39:14
Hopefully alex ferguson will have a fit


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 00:39:34
Watching Happy Gilmour.

No matter how many times i watch it i still find it funny.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 12:24:52
The polite and helpful lady who sorted my lovefilm account out.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 13:19:20
The beautiful Moomins purse a lady customer had at work last night


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 13:24:47
The beautiful Moomins purse a lady customer had at work last night

Never heard it called that before.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 14:06:35
:)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 14:33:24
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12634475


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 17:02:11
This seasons new willow turning up


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 17:05:41
This seasons new willow turning up

what u got?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 17:07:25
Flare DXM, one of the + ones, suprised at how light it still picks up though


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:20:07
Louis Theroux

The way he constantly takes the piss out of people without them knowing is genius.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: König on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:33:31
Flare DXM, one of the + ones, suprised at how light it still picks up though

nice bat that, you don't buy a new one every winter do you?  i fancy a GM once my current bat has actually had enough use, the joys of being a bowler, even though i like to think of myself as a bowling all rounder!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bedford Red on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:40:32
The number plate i saw on a car this morning, i thought i had misread it first of all, then got closer to double check and finally ended up queing behind it to get into the car park.

It was a foreign car and the reg was FU.CK.101. Also it was too tall for the car park as it hit the wood hanging from the pole to tell cars they are too tall for the car park, and the attendant ran after her to get her to turn round and come back out again! She smacked it really hard as well...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:51:30
nice bat that, you don't buy a new one every winter do you?  i fancy a GM once my current bat has actually had enough use, the joys of being a bowler, even though i like to think of myself as a bowling all rounder!

Pretty much yes, but being a cricket geek I always have 2 bats in the bag, 1 new for matches and 1 one season old for nets/friendlies/6 aside lark.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 21:58:04
The number plate i saw on a car this morning, i thought i had misread it first of all, then got closer to double check and finally ended up queing behind it to get into the car park.

It was a foreign car and the reg was FU.CK.101. Also it was too tall for the car park as it hit the wood hanging from the pole to tell cars they are too tall for the car park, and the attendant ran after her to get her to turn round and come back out again! She smacked it really hard as well...

So now they will have to add an ED to the FUCK.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 22:09:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 22:39:00
I hate being bipolar it's fucking brilliant.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 22:40:01
I want to win at life as good as Charlie Sheen.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 22:56:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc

This makes me smile.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 23:18:32
http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/pop_gossip/20602/phil-collins-quits-music/

Thought the cunt had given up years ago, but he can fuck off back to his tax haven now and not bother me again. 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, March 3, 2011, 23:23:55
This makes me smile.

thats awesome.

its funny how the pattern of laughter; the breathing, and peaks and troughs in the soundwave of the laugh, are completely instinctive and stay pretty much identical from birth to death - i can imagine him laughing the same way as he does 23 seconds in, sat in the pub in 20 years time, though hopefully by his mid-20's he wouldn't be as amsued by paper ripping.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, March 4, 2011, 10:06:29
The Pox scoing two beautiful (own) goals  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/o/oxford_utd/default.stm


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: adje on Friday, March 4, 2011, 13:58:51
my football pitch drying out at last


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, March 4, 2011, 17:11:00
The number plate i saw on a car this morning, i thought i had misread it first of all, then got closer to double check and finally ended up queing behind it to get into the car park.

It was a foreign car and the reg was FU.CK.101. Also it was too tall for the car park as it hit the wood hanging from the pole to tell cars they are too tall for the car park, and the attendant ran after her to get her to turn round and come back out again! She smacked it really hard as well...

i saw a great one today on the m6.
P15 0RRF.
the cunt cut me up as well


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, March 4, 2011, 19:29:46
http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1409932_gary_neville_wins_planning_approval_for_teletubbies_house?rss=yes


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, March 5, 2011, 11:22:14
Ferrari's latest statement regarding their "F-150" spat with Ford.

http://www.ferrari.com/English/Formula1/News/Headlines/Pages/110304_F1_The_Horse_Whisperer_The_name_changes_but_not_the_sense.aspx

Quote
t might seem like a Kafkaesque scenario, but the affair relating to the name of the car with which Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa will tackle this year’s Formula 1 World Championship saw its final and decisive episode played out these past few days with the concomitant withdrawal by Ford of the summons. Therefore common sense has prevailed.

In order to avoid the slightest risk of anyone confusing a Formula 1 car with a pick-up truck, for their part, the men from Maranello have decided that the car will lose the F that precedes the number 150 and which stands for Ferrari, as it has done on numerous occasions when it’s come to giving a car a code name, be it for the race track or the road. It appears that this could have caused so much confusion in the minds of the consumer across the Pond that, at the same time as losing the F, the name will be completely Italianised, replacing the English “th” with the equivalent Italian symbol.

Therefore the name will now read as the Ferrari 150° Italia, which should make it clear even to the thickest of people that the name of the car is a tribute to the anniversary of the unification of our country. Let’s hope the matter is now definitely closed and that we can concentrate on more serious matters, namely ensuring that our car that already seems to be pretty good out of the box, becomes a real winner.

Ford F150
[url width=240 height=180]http://i795.photobucket.com/albums/yy238/joelsmith21/F-150/79d281481240.jpg[/url]

Ferrari F150
[url width=450 height=167]http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x332/andrerinaldi2/Ferrari%20F150/110009_new.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 00:27:16
Day 1 of my course at Swindon College today. I quite enjoyed it.

The bloke running it was just a little bit to enthusiastic that we should all "have a bit of a laugh", but to be honest I'd prefer that to sitting staring at a projector taking notes on stuff I already know.

It's pretty basic stuff, and I'm sure that half the class could have just been given the book and then gone and done the exam an hour later,  but they have to keep us unemployed types occupied. They don't want us getting restless and revolutionary.

Maybe I'm ready to re-approach the idea of some more challenging academia. Hmm... Life changing.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 08:20:31
What is the course?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 10:10:44
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11688_6800173,00.html

I sure somebody somewhere has posted this already


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 21:53:58
10 days 'til the mother flipping MotoGP returns.

Cannot wait to see my man Vale rip it up on the Duc.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 22:29:32
Jordan Mutch's invisible yellow card (Brum v Everton today)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 23:12:00
Buttered popcorn flavoured Jelly Belly jelly beans.......... MMMMMMMMMM


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, March 10, 2011, 12:40:16
This trifle I'm making - it's immense! :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, March 11, 2011, 06:47:36
Holidays. In fact i think i'll have one now. Off to the states for 2 weeks. See ya!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, March 11, 2011, 07:44:26
It's the weekend tomorrow and for the first time since I moved here I will be going out with my friend again on Saturday evening


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Friday, March 11, 2011, 17:46:07
1.Car unexpectedly passing its MOT.

2. Shop worker telling me all about Austin being a bad boyfriend just because my lad had his old Austin shirt on.

3. Annoying other forum members by mentioning number 2 but not elaborating.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:18:12
2 poppadoms
tandoori chicken
chicken vindaloo
mushroom rice
chana massala
kulcha nan
12 case of magners
and the promise of a suck and a fuck later....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:21:13
2 poppadoms
tandoori chicken
chicken vindaloo
mushroom rice
chana massala
kulcha nan
12 case of magners
and the promise of a suck and a fuck later....

I would say well done.

But the green streak in me overrides that sentiment, therefore I'll just call you a cunt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:23:53
2 poppadoms
tandoori chicken
chicken vindaloo
mushroom rice
chana massala
kulcha nan
12 case of magners
and the promise of a suck and a fuck later....
Substitute the Magners for a proper drink and it sounds like a bloody good night in store - fair play feller.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:27:07
2 poppadoms
tandoori chicken
chicken vindaloo
mushroom rice
chana massala
kulcha nan
12 case of magners
and the promise of a suck and a fuck later....

 I dont know if i could be arsed after eating all that. Just a Blowie please love, good girl.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:27:56
got to burn it off.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:29:16
2 poppadoms
tandoori chicken
chicken vindaloo
mushroom rice
chana massala
kulcha nan
12 case of magners
and the promise of a suck and a fuck later....

What's these two arriba?

chana massala
kulcha nan


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:32:40
chana massala is a side dish of chic peas is a sauce.
kulcha nan is a nan bread stuffed with vegatables.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:34:02
That's the curry explained. We're gonna need to see a pic of the missus.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:35:21
fuck off and get your own.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: woolster on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:36:44
im with nochee on this one, no way can i be love making after a ruby


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:39:20
Got one but bored, swapsies?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:41:39
not after you've been there.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:45:13
Sloppy seconds



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:49:18
im with nochee on this one, no way can i be love making after a ruby

Got to give it a bit of time to settle....one of the few things known to cause a short circuit on the fuck front.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 21:54:37
the curry was consumed around an hour ago.
still plenty of time yet,and magners to drink.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 22:02:24
the curry was consumed around an hour ago.
still plenty of time yet,and magners to drink.


So why the fuck are you posting on the TEF you daft cunt?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 22:02:53
She's a lucky lady, and no mistake.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 22:03:42
So why the fuck are you posting on the TEF you daft cunt?

Multi-tasking?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 22:05:13
So why the fuck are you posting on the TEF you daft cunt?

cause i'm sat having a drink whilst surfing the net.
the mrs can wait till later.
got to let my dinner go down innit


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 22:07:06
Multi-tasking?

arriba would go up in my hero stakes if that was the case

I'd need to see a shot of his cum face for verification though. Hers as well, for good measure


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 22:22:23
Angry pirate?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 22:25:43
Angry pirate makes I giggle.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 22:50:48
10 days 'til the mother flipping MotoGP returns.

Cannot wait to see my man Vale rip it up on the Duc.
I, Superbiker is showing at Empire Greenbridge on Mon 14th.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 23:30:13
Oooh thanks Benny I'll let the other half know


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 23:33:15
OMG it's about Tommy Hill ace ace ace
I met him at the BSB he's ace!
Think we need to book?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 23:34:36
I'd be surprised. Mondays are usually as dead as a County Ground atmosphere.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 23:53:54
£20.40 for 2 cinema tickets???!!!!
I've got some vouchers so might just risk it that seems crazy expensive?!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 23:56:12
£20.40 for 2 cinema tickets???!!!!
I've got some vouchers so might just risk it that seems crazy expensive?!

Christ. Urm. I have no idea why they're that expensive. It is in digital but I didn't think the prices were that steep!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, March 12, 2011, 23:58:41
I'm glad I'm not just being a stig! That is alot?  :-[
Other half doesn't even seem that keen? Men!  ::)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 00:00:25
I haven't paid to go to watch a film for years :D That is horrific money especially if you were to get munch too!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 00:00:34
flutter your eye lashes and ask b3nny to sneak you in for free!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 00:01:01
What?! You work there??!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 00:12:04
Still a projectionist, yep.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 00:17:27
Ooooh *big smile*


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 00:22:45
Pfft.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 00:26:09
 Boooooo  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 00:57:43
Ooooh *big smile*

It's probably going to take more than that to get some freebie tickets from Benny


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 02:29:02
It's probably going to take more than that to get some freebie tickets from Benny
Baps or STFU


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 02:37:17
I just did a wikipedia edit which wasn't vandalism. I feel like I've contributed to internet society some how.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 14:41:24
What's STFU??


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 14:50:46
shut the fuck up.

Baps.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 15:04:36
This.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 15:09:16
Show Them Funbags (to) Us


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 15:10:32
She never keeps her promise of bappage!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 18:09:40
Baps or GTFO.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 18:15:00
Its what iPhone and mirrors were made for.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 20:12:40
No baps!!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 20:13:43
fried eggs?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 20:47:15
At least a bit of peanut smuggling?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 20:59:57
She never keeps her promise of bappage!
In fairness, I think other people keep making the promise on her behalf


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 21:01:05
shush paul


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 21:06:38
In fairness, I think other people keep making the promise on her behalf
Well she should keep other people's promises, shouldn't she.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, March 13, 2011, 22:56:31
In fairness, I think other people keep making the promise on her behalf

This!!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, March 14, 2011, 00:12:07
Cheese. Loads of cheese in my fridge. When a man is tired of cheese he is tired of life.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, March 14, 2011, 00:35:25
Cheese. Loads of cheese in my fridge. When a man is tired of cheese he is tired of life.
What's your favourite cheese?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, March 14, 2011, 01:00:08
That's too big a question. I don't know.

I'd need to try every single cheese before I could answer anyway.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, March 14, 2011, 09:22:54
Ben, as a cheese afficionado (sp?), have you tried Stinking Bishop yet?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, March 14, 2011, 13:28:05
Nope. Looks nice though.

I'm not that much of an aficionado (? my attempt) to be honest. I just like eating the stuff.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, March 14, 2011, 13:33:41
I think we need a cheese thread.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Monday, March 14, 2011, 13:39:09
Spitfire cheese is mine.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, March 14, 2011, 20:44:44
Whoopsee forgot about the BSB film!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 22:16:35
Watching junior doctors on beeb3. A bloke was admitted to a&e with a toilet brush up his arse. Apparently he fell off the toilet seat and onto the brush. Then he tried to ease it out in the shower!!

Comedy gold!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 22:28:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7n8soM4994&feature=related

Thalia Zucchi from Swindon playing Mrs Strutter. Stutter, such a good series. Shame no series 3 on the horizon.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 22:33:32
Watching junior doctors on beeb3. A bloke was admitted to a&e with a toilet brush up his arse. Apparently he fell off the toilet seat and onto the brush. Then he tried to ease it out in the shower!!

Comedy gold!

The really fat guy was in the year below me at school. John Barkley. Top bloke, one of those happy fatties. Decent at rugby too.

Circuit training has made me feel euphoric.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 22:51:33
The fat guy was on Harry Hills TV Burp on Saturday!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 16, 2011, 14:23:00
Blogs. http://greggsadventure.com/ what a mad man.

http://leavesontheline.tumblr.com/ railways!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 17, 2011, 00:52:10
Winning 500 dollars in Vegas by getting a straight flush at 3 card poker!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, March 17, 2011, 16:56:06
First holiday with our little lad beginning tomorrow.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, March 17, 2011, 22:02:57
Ker-splash

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12773427


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, March 17, 2011, 22:32:34
Ker-splash

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12773427

Just when you think that seps do some good things.........

They open their fucking mouths


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, March 18, 2011, 10:19:44
First holiday with our little lad beginning tomorrow.
Enjoy it mate. Going anywhere nice.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, March 19, 2011, 03:16:34
ahem

[url width=800 height=373]http://i.imgur.com/Y40al.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, March 19, 2011, 09:43:39
Ahaha who did that??!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Monday, March 21, 2011, 18:56:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s_loXy3ExE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s_loXy3ExE)

Especially from about 1:50 in. Mad human trumpet skillz.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Monday, March 21, 2011, 19:16:54
Talented man.  I promoted a show of his in 2006 in a St James church in Piccadilly.  He was supported by Adele.  A very special night that was.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Monday, March 21, 2011, 20:24:23
Enjoy it mate. Going anywhere nice.

Got back this evening.  Went to North/West Wales - Pwllhelli.  Lovely.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, March 21, 2011, 20:52:53
Fair play mate always good to recharge the batterys.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 14:27:56
Discovering that my apartment building manager has forgotten to block torrent ports

:)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 20:18:18
Plants Vs Zombies


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 20:41:01
Not running for over 2 weeks and then boshing off 5 miles in under 40 minutes which (for me) is good


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 20:44:50
Watching people stood at traffic lights looking like lemons.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 20:49:16
[url width=600 height=450]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4009/1097290-i_see_what_you_did_there_super.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 20:52:43
Talking of things that make you smile, I saw STFC dave's profile on our work intranet today, complete with mugshot. Good to see you're already up to speed with the corporate mumbo-jumbo speak, Dave.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 21:02:46
Was he wearing a suit?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 21:03:38
Is it obligatory for all TEF members to work there at one point or another?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 21:04:02
Talking of things that make you smile, I saw STFC dave's profile on our work intranet today, complete with mugshot. Good to see you're already up to speed with the corporate mumbo-jumbo speak, Dave.


Haha, i'm doing a degree in it!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 21:44:08
Talking of things that make you smile, I saw STFC dave's profile on our work intranet today, complete with mugshot.
Repost or STFU


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 21:47:10
Or Baps.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 14:18:20
I know its wrong, but a morbidly obese person on a trampoline.

Samdy will know what im talking about :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 14:23:01
Or Baps.
In this instance, absolutely not


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 14:27:43
Strapping a pedometer to my wrist and working out my miles per wank (MPW).  ::)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 14:29:54
Strapping a pedometer to my wrist and working out my miles per wank (MPW).  ::)

Did you go the distance or pull up short.

Actually I really don't want an answer to that. It was just a pun. Just a pun. puuuuuuuun.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 14:40:30
Did you go the distance or pull up short.

Actually I really don't want an answer to that. It was just a pun. Just a pun. puuuuuuuun.

It depends how good the Hollyoaks Omnibus is


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 14:47:27
I know its wrong, but a morbidly obese person on a trampoline.

Samdy will know what im talking about :D

That didn't just make me smile, I was very nearly pissing myself with laughter. It was the slo-mo that made it brilliant.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 17:16:02
The nice weather.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 17:37:35
I know its wrong, but a morbidly obese person on a trampoline.

Samdy will know what im talking about :D

Does he have a trampoline? ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 17:54:55
Oi, I'm not obese anymore.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 17:58:51
Strapping a pedometer to my wrist and working out my miles per wank (MPW).  ::)


hahaha.
aint there a proclaimers song about it.
for i would wank 500 miles?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 18:54:55
In this instance, absolutely not

Oi! I'll have you know my bossoms are the envy of many of my girlfriends


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Thursday, March 24, 2011, 00:46:10
Oi, I'm not obese anymore.

Have you been working out in you shed?  ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Thursday, March 24, 2011, 01:09:23
Oi! I'll have you know my bossoms are the envy of many of my girlfriends
I'm sure they are. But I'm keen not to see proof, is all


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, March 24, 2011, 09:05:08
Have you been working out in you shed?  ;)

That, playing football and walking 5 miles a day.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Friday, March 25, 2011, 23:27:52
Sam has indeed shrunk in the wash. Need to do that myself but moreso!
--------------
Also looking good for me coming out of my out of work limbo/unemployment. Indication of intention to make me an offer from a previous employer just received :)

Had an interview in Tewkesbury yesterday that was also very interesting. Went OK but will have to see...tough old job market.

Relief rising...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: axs on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 00:08:03
Good luck batch.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 01:51:42
Really pleased to hear that Batch, fingers crossed for you


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 02:19:09
ta both.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 17:25:28
Spending the afternoon at a 3rd birthday party where I stuffed my face with party food, played on the trampoline and got covered in fake cat tattoos and gems!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 17:26:14
Spending the afternoon at a 3rd birthday party where I stuffed my face with party food, played on the trampoline and got covered in fake cat tattoos and gems!!

You better hope they are fake...I've seen Phoenix Nights. :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 17:26:48
Seeing the dog trying to shag a tree stump earlier :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 20:55:52
Seeing the dog trying to shag a tree stump earlier :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What's wrong with shagging a tree stump?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 21:12:53
You better hope they are fake...I've seen Phoenix Nights. :D

They came off thank god!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Saturday, March 26, 2011, 21:21:14
Finishing birdie birdie birdie to scoop the cash, cheers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 01:46:26
vodka. cheap, nasty vodka


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 01:48:54
I am thirsty for booze.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 01:50:01
i've drank enough coke in the last two nights to kill a small herd of elk.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 01:55:34
I am going to binge drink tomorrow, fucking hard.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 02:04:03
I'm supposed to be going to a bbq tomorrow. Which is going to be weird for two reasons:

- One, it's fucking march
- Two, I've got to drive back to swindon afterwards, so it'll be the first bbq i've ever attended sober. I'm not overly looking forward to it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 02:11:04
skip it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 02:13:57
Shit I just lost an hour


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 02:15:18
Haha, I had the exact same realisation. Gasssssshhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: shady on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 02:16:59
Nice one Flammable, got 2 bottles of cider to go, hit them hard


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: shady on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 02:18:11
Can we migrate to the other thread plz, music suggestions welcome


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 03:33:53
I am going to binge drink tomorrow, fucking hard.

me too!
ive worked 81 hours in last 6 days.
Im  off tomorrow,gonna cook a Roast and get get smashed,perfect.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 03:44:18
Lot of planes??


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 13:27:27
http://badassoftheweek.com/akaiwa.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 13:44:23
http://badassoftheweek.com/akaiwa.html

fucking hell !!!!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:18:57
I got pulled over by an unmarked police car whilst doing 130mph on the German Autobahn. One quick car and document check later i was on my way without a ticket. I love these roads.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Monday, March 28, 2011, 09:30:10
[url width=900 height=642]http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/73579151.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, March 28, 2011, 10:51:12
Checking a bill in a restaurant and finding they missed of several drinks.....get in there!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, March 28, 2011, 10:53:31
Doctor Hilarys hair?? WTFs going on??! Made me chuckle anyway!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, March 28, 2011, 10:55:21
Sippo's post.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Monday, March 28, 2011, 10:59:43
The birds in Sippo's post. Bagsy the middle 2.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Monday, March 28, 2011, 11:16:47
The taller blondes for me.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, March 28, 2011, 17:32:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMYN4djSq7o

 :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, March 28, 2011, 21:28:54
From the faq's from our summer ball

Quote
Can I bring my pet?

Pet's may only be brought in a 4m by 4m steel cage, which has fixtures to allow suspension from the roof of the Founder's Hall, where it will become part of the decor.

I hope it's serious


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, March 28, 2011, 21:30:32
Your avatar is disturbing


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, March 28, 2011, 22:38:25
Says mr zombie rabbit?!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 14:53:32
My mum sending me fictitous virus warning emails that have been doing the round for 10+ years:

Quote

URGENT!!!

PLEASE CIRCULATE
to your friends, family and contacts.   

                   
In the coming days, DO NOT  open any message with an attachment called: BLACK MUSLIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE , regardless of who sent it to you.  It is a virus that opens an Olympics torch that burns the whole hard disk C of your computer.  This virus EVEN IF IT comes from a known person who you have in your list.
Directions:  You should send this message to all of your contacts.  It is better to receive this e-mail 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.  If you receive a message called BLACK MUSLIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE even  if sent by a friend, do not open, and shut down your machine immediately.  It is the worst virus announced by CNN.  This  new virus has been discovered recently it has been classified by Microsoft as the virus most destructive ever.
This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee..  There is no repair yet for this kind of virus.  This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the hard disk, where vital information function is stored.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 15:16:20
http://newsthump.com/2011/03/30/swindon-based-uk-space-agency-launches-mission-to-cirencester/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 15:57:22
An Oxford fans FB status

[url width=630 height=551]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/picpro1.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 16:40:27
That I've just got paid to dance to Black laces greatest hits for an hour!
Superman, agadoo, I am the music man.... All the greats!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Wednesday, March 30, 2011, 22:42:55
That I've just got paid to dance to Black laces greatest hits for an hour!
Superman, agadoo, I am the music man.... All the greats!
Has Flash been having dancing lessons again.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Andy King on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 14:15:08
dressing sammy igoes up as gnome and getting him to stand near the edge of my pond in the garden.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 17:19:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vIsQ25Krq8

Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords.
Fear me, I've killed all of them.

Also wtf with the clown costume

and is that the 9/10 Tardis interior and regenerating glow.

And Neil Gaiman has written an episode called the Doctor's Wife.

I'm such an excited geek.




Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 17:23:38
Just remembered when I went to see NBA in Oakland. Walking over the bridge to the arena from the train station there were a couple of bums looking for change. One fella in a wheelchair was holding a piece of cardboard which said -

'family kidnapped by ninjas, need cash to learn karate'


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: axs on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 17:30:53
Just remembered when I went to see NBA in Oakland. Walking over the bridge to the arena from the train station there were a couple of bums looking for change. One fella in a wheelchair was holding a piece of cardboard which said -

'family kidnapped by ninjas, need cash to learn karate'

I don't think it's begging when you are providing entertainment.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 17:46:31
Would love to see an NBA game, is it any good?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 17:55:51
Would love to see an NBA game, is it any good?

The game we went to was the Golden State Warriors v Toronto Rapters who are both one of the poorer teams in the league. GSW won 138-101 or something in a totally one sided match.

That said, I thoroughly enjoyed it and previously I thought basketball was boring. Some of the things these guys do is pretty impressive.

I really got into the college March Madness tournament as well when over there. The good thing about basketball is the quickness of the game when the ball is in play. Ok there are loads of timeouts and fouls etc but in play it is end to end stuff.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 17:57:47
What about the cheerleaders?

The Nets played the Raptors at the 02 arena couple of weeks back


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 18:22:39
http://whitetrashrepairs.com/white-trash/redneck-shopping-cart-video/

New BBC Radio Swindon commentator please.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 18:27:03
What about the cheerleaders?

The Nets played the Raptors at the 02 arena couple of weeks back


We had seats right at the back of the arena so from a distance the cheerleaders looked hot (as you would expect). The Oracle Arena holds 20k, not sure how big the O2 arena is but i'd imagine you'd need to pay a decent amount for good seats. Even though we were far from the court, you could fairly easily see what was going on. Was a good crowd as well for a (on paper) poor match up.

The Raptors (along with Washington who GSW beat a few days after the game we went to) have some of the worst away form in the league so I imagine the Nets won fairly hansomely.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 19:00:46
Would love to see an NBA game, is it any good?

I saw the Boston Celtics play the New York Knicks and the San Antonio Spurs back in 2005.

Very impressed, I didn't find the stop/start aspect of the game THAT bad either.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 19:15:15
I saw the Raptors v Orlando magic in the playoff first round in 2008. It was the only game they won in the series.

Not a big basketball fan but it was pretty good. And I'd say the Canadians git "it" more than the Yanks. As proved when the only magic fan in Toronto came up the stairs to find his seat :)

For cheerleaders my trip to San Francisco was the best! Met Raiders cheerleaders in the NFL shop on pier 49, they were signing calendars and reduced grown men to giggling schoolgirls. Then saw the rest at the Raiders game from prime seats. Then later in the week saw loads of beautiful women coming in to Planet Hollywood - the 49ers calendar launch :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 19:49:09
I saw the Boston Celtics play the New York Knicks and the San Antonio Spurs back in 2005.

Very impressed, I didn't find the stop/start aspect of the game THAT bad either.

At GSW everytime there was a time out, something was going on. Like handing out free pizzas to random people in the crowd, or burgers on parachutes coming out of the top of the arena. And scoring hoops from half way for cash etc etc.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 19:56:25
At GSW everytime there was a time out, something was going on. Like handing out free pizzas to random people in the crowd, or burgers on parachutes coming out of the top of the arena. And scoring hoops from half way for cash etc etc.

Keep on moving Kisscam, keep on moving........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azF4JZFAwkc


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, March 31, 2011, 20:08:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, April 1, 2011, 15:43:00
My credit card company have already corrected my balance after yesterday's incident of fraud.

A trip to the hospital with the wife turned out to be nothing and she's been given the all clear, which in turn has led to me having a sneaky Friday afternoon off :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, April 1, 2011, 22:06:19
utorrent telling me that my planes, trains and automobiles torrent is ready

:)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Friday, April 1, 2011, 22:11:40
Those arent pilllooooooowwws.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, April 1, 2011, 22:18:23
Anyone who would pay $50 for a cab would certainly pay $75.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, April 1, 2011, 22:22:33
The lady at the airport bookin.................your fucked!

One of the greatest comedy's ever made.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, April 2, 2011, 10:21:58
John Candy (aka Del Griffith, Shower Curtain Ring King), RIP.  One of the greats.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, April 2, 2011, 10:24:16
Made an overpayment on the mortgage yesterday.  Not a massive amount, but enough to make the balance fall below a nice round number...which is immensely satisfying.

(Maybe a little more satisfying than it really should be.  I think I'm getting middle aged.)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, April 2, 2011, 11:31:50
The fucking mother of all hangovers and realising that I'm supposed to be meeting spy and crispy (the new clique) in the pub in one hour, followed by some other mates when they've gone to the football.

I can barely even see.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, April 2, 2011, 11:51:25
Five years ago I'd have carried on drinking no problems. Why can't I do that anymore? What does age do to us? It makes us wise but less awesome.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, April 2, 2011, 11:54:56
Has everybody been invited to go meet Ed Miliband in a weeks time, or am I special?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, April 2, 2011, 12:08:28
Feature on Iffy in Ethiopia on Football Focus now  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 00:18:08
It's childish I know, but the commentator on the Football League Show rounding up his summary of Preston v Swansea with "Preston's 3rd win in a row, as Preston's great escapees shifted another load of dirt from their tunnel" :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 13:08:15
[url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/4/3/1301829928842/Michael-Jackson-001.jpg[/url]

Craven Cottage. I didn't realise it was in full colour, that makes it even better


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 13:11:46
My lad scoring the winner and getting MOTM for the second week running (in both cases) in a tough away game. In fact, I think it's only watching him playing on a Sunday morning as an antedote to Saturday afternoons that's kept me going this season.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 13:19:57
[url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/4/3/1301829928842/Michael-Jackson-001.jpg[/url]

Craven Cottage. I didn't realise it was in full colour, that makes it even better

Looks more realistic than the real MJ


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 13:40:29
Looks more realistic than the real MJ
Particularly now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 14:07:45
Particularly now

Wouldn't be so sure of that.

Plastic would take a while to decompose


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 14:14:18
Wouldn't be so sure of that.

Plastic would take a while to decompose
Good point, well made.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 14:34:34
[url width=460 height=276]
Craven Cottage. I didn't realise it was in full colour, that makes it even better

Please tell me that photo is genuine.

That would look tacky in Blackpool's Louis Toussaud's wax works.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Morgan Freeman on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 14:37:05
Yes it's geniune, they showed the unveiling on Sky Sports's coverage of Fulham v Blackpool with Al Fayed doing a Micheal Jackson dance with a black child.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 15:20:05
I give it a week before it's covered in paint.  Possibly pink.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Posh Red on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 16:36:11
I give it a week before it's covered in paint.  Possibly pink.

I would hope someone would hang a 'Kiddie Fiddler' sign on it before then.

If Al Fayed wants a statue of an old friend then surely that's fine, but what the fuck has it go to do with Fulham?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 16:39:48
Crackling


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 17:09:00
I would hope someone would hang a 'Kiddie Fiddler' sign on it before then.

If Al Fayed wants a statue of an old friend then surely that's fine, but what the fuck has it go to do with Fulham?

Nothing. He wanted to put it outside Harrods, but then he sold the shop, so just plonked it outside his next biggest landmark.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 17:27:30
Sunday afternoon discussions about Tesco's returns policy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: axs on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 17:41:10
Popping in to my mums to rip out a tree in the garden and getting a bucket of dhansak as a reward.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 17:41:38
Sunday afternoon discussions about Tesco's returns policy.

:)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 17:42:44
[url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/4/3/1301829928842/Michael-Jackson-001.jpg[/url]

Craven Cottage. I didn't realise it was in full colour, that makes it even better

I assume it's face will get lighter and lighter over the next few years...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 19:03:59
A weekend at some friends' gaff in the country with no phone reception. Bit of fresh air, lot of wine and, crucially, couldn't check the Swindon score. Top stuff.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 22:11:43
Frank turner


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 22:22:02
Frank turner

Good call


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 4, 2011, 18:00:50
The bowel cancer adverts on the phoneboxes in ferndale having the word poo in them, instead of faeces or excrement


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, April 4, 2011, 22:12:27
My new grey nail varnish


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 02:57:54
FINISHING MY MOTHERFUCKING DISSERTATION YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, fuck me I love life right now, get the fucker printed, bound and handed in tomorrow and then kick back and get seriously drunk, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss x


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 13:23:23
Rush tickets for next month!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Tuesday, April 5, 2011, 19:30:41
Rush tickets for next month!
I saw them live back in 78 /79 - bloody good they were then.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 10:45:16
Finding out there's a place in Germany called Bopard :D

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-blog-city/Germany/Bopard/tpod.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 10:49:02
That's me happy for the rest of the week :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 10:49:33
Maybe we should have our TEF relegation party there!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 11:37:21
Customers at work that in a absence of a toilet poo in a towel and leave it instead


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 11:51:39
Getting a cancellation so i can get my stupid knee fixed on Monday!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 12:53:08
Maurice Malpas' managerial record at Swindon according to Wikipedia.

350 played, 341 wins and 9 draws. 10 goals conceded.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 14:57:31
http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 15:59:38
Getting a cancellation so i can get my stupid knee fixed on Monday!
Good news!

It's dead at work, the sun is shining and I'm browsing for holidays this summer safe in the knowledge I can afford to go somewhere other than Norway.

I also need a poo so I'm going to find a towel


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 18:57:38
Sitting with a beer with the back doors to the garden open and the sun still shining.  I love it when its like this.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, April 6, 2011, 19:58:56
Finding out there's a place in Germany called Bopard :D

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-blog-city/Germany/Bopard/tpod.html

There's fucking in Austria too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 7, 2011, 17:54:24
100% win ratio on fitsort.com


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 11, 2011, 02:55:36
I can't be the only person musically gifted enough to realise that Mumford and Sons: The Cave,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL_Ye0h5xEI

is just a folk version of John Williams' epic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0UuNpUqK4

I'm amazed that nobody has noticed.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Monday, April 11, 2011, 09:31:06
If I've read their twitters right: the fact that Micheal Rose got in a huff for not being invited to Pruttons BBQ.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 11, 2011, 09:44:59
Did you have to have Leeds on your CV to get an invite :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Monday, April 11, 2011, 16:09:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkOHVjcLHs4


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 11, 2011, 21:29:03
http://www.youtube.com/v/rBa5qp9sUOY?version=3


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 11, 2011, 23:06:45
http://www.ifc.com/videos/arrested-development-top-banana.php


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, April 11, 2011, 23:31:35
Codeine, and lots of it...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 02:23:27
How did surgery go?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 05:58:09
It went well apparently, not in too much pain (yet)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 13:52:11
Nice one. That took a damned long time so I hope it's gone well in the long run.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 13:56:19
If I've read their twitters right: the fact that Micheal Rose got in a huff for not being invited to Pruttons BBQ.

If thats true thats hilarious


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 14:30:08
If thats true thats hilarious

Did you have to have Leeds on your CV to get an invite :D

:D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 22:04:50
I Went to visit Ally last week, he seems to have become a fan of drawing up shit for this awful funnyjunk.com website, it's mainly just copied 4chan stuff with a +/- rating system.

Everybody on there does something called "thumb whoring" where you ask to have thumbs up because you're mother has promised to suck you off or something.

I got bored of Ally going on about it and promised to make a "thumbwhore" animation.

46533 views and 2430 thumbs up, I'm number one on the site and a temporary 24hour internet star. http://funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/1963202/Thumbwhore/

The whole thing has just made me appreciate the TEF more. I get much more pleasure out of Swindon fans using my cunticon (for which I have no idea what the code is), than I'll ever get from loads of anonymous 14 year olds, lowest common denominator types, using my thumb rape animation.

It's still nice to know I can impress people though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 22:13:13
Caller on 606

"Imma gonna make a baby, and call it Ryan Giggs"

I think he may have had a few.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 22:19:18
The man singing Summertime and the living is easy while taking a dump in the drivers loo at TNT Bristol today.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 13:16:43
Idiots on facebook.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 14:34:10
the fact all the bins at work are now labeled dry mixed recycling.

So, all the bins have DMR in big letters on them :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 14:39:37
I drank a ridiculous amount of vodka last night, I just woke up, can barely see, and I think I'm supposed to be going to the put in a few hours.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 17:03:09
Macaroons


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 17:06:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 17:37:55
Crafty garden wanks


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 18:13:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM&feature=related

excellent!!!!!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: alanmayes on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 19:13:32
David Jason returning to the BBC for a new comedy series.

Jason said of The Royal Bodyguard: "It will be good to have a laugh again. I am really looking forward to working with
the very talented producer Jimmy Mulville, and working on a great comedy project with the BBC".



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 20:53:27
Gomez trying to catch Ronaldo's shot


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 22:37:32
Farting quietly and violently and blaming it on my 6 month old. 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, April 14, 2011, 09:42:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 14, 2011, 12:34:20
I drank a ridiculous amount of vodka last night, I just woke up, can barely see, and I think I'm supposed to be going to the put in a few hours.

I kept going. Wondering how far I can push this before I break.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 14, 2011, 12:55:44
Shit did I ban pauld the other day. Just had a vague memory of it. Can't find him on the banlist. Has he posted?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Thursday, April 14, 2011, 13:20:14
Shit did I ban pauld the other day. Just had a vague memory of it. Can't find him on the banlist. Has he posted?
No you said you were going to (and I gave you ample reason) but you didn't in the end.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 14, 2011, 13:22:10
that's ok then.

I wouldn't have raelly meant it if I had which I thought I had but turned out I hadn't or something.,


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Thursday, April 14, 2011, 13:22:36
Putting a poster advertising The Walking Dead on the side of a funeral parlour:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-13070369


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, April 14, 2011, 19:11:47
Working from home tomorrow - no 3 hour round trip.  Weekend starting at 4.30. 

Trivial, yes - but I'm very excited.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, April 14, 2011, 19:58:18
Putting a poster advertising The Walking Dead on the side of a funeral parlour:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-13070369

I saw this poster in London yesterday and somebody had sprayed over the L in Walking and replaced it with an N. :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, April 15, 2011, 13:55:19
The 'simpletons' on Jez Kyle Show


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, April 15, 2011, 18:06:17
This (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260#description) Ebay listing :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Friday, April 15, 2011, 18:37:40
When your trying to turn out your road and then leefer stops and let's out you out!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:03:49
When your trying to turn out your road and then leefer stops and let's out you out!!!

In my lorry :hmmm:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Friday, April 15, 2011, 20:37:36
Watching my son at a goalkeeper training course, being taught by Fraser Digby.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, April 15, 2011, 20:58:16
Brilliant Batch,did he drop many :D

Must have been a proud moment.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 15, 2011, 21:12:35
When your trying to turn out your road and then leefer stops and let's out you out!!!

you're. lets.

If anybody else does what I've just done then I'll ban you.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Friday, April 15, 2011, 21:19:59
Watching my son at a goalkeeper training course, being taught by Fraser Digby.
So he's still into the goalkeeping then - fair play. Following a couple of games in which he got kicked in the stomach in a goalmouth melee and then the next was freezing and tipping down with rain, my son decided he didn't want to play in goal anymore! He's a bit of a wimp really. Hope he gets on okay.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Friday, April 15, 2011, 22:18:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZi4JxbTwPo&feature=player_embedded

Clearlty not much to do politically in Oregon


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Friday, April 15, 2011, 22:47:22
STFC Dave's attempts at suggesting his own lookalike...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Friday, April 15, 2011, 23:07:19
The kids remembering to clean their teeth without me having to remind them.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, April 15, 2011, 23:08:16
STFC Dave's attempts at suggesting his own lookalike...

I was massively misquoted!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ3UaofhrnY


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 15, 2011, 23:17:19
nobody is gay for dave :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, April 15, 2011, 23:30:23
Sad times


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, April 15, 2011, 23:33:28
100 pages!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 15, 2011, 23:35:20
Well done dave

the prize for that is a picture of my cock. pming you now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, April 15, 2011, 23:35:47
How long is the other trivial things thread?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, April 15, 2011, 23:38:26
Oh my


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 04:21:23
fBen you melt you've blatantly not sent pics of your cock out, put up or shut up, post them now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 08:51:22
He definately did send a picture of his, or someobody elses male appendage


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 08:52:57
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:29:47
Finally landing a new job :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:30:41
Congratulations Sam.

What ya doing now?!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:36:31
Finally landing a new job :)

I thought from your fb status that another little Samdy was on the way  :)

Well done anyway though...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:41:33
What ya doing now?!

Still financial services, but working for an IFA.

I thought from your fb status that another little Samdy was on the way  :)

Not for a while yet! One's enough for now.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:49:26
Finally landing a new job :)

Nice one Samdy :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Monday, April 18, 2011, 19:50:53
That moment when you say to your wife, "I am off down the pub"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, April 18, 2011, 20:15:57
Sitting at home watching a documentry about Johnny Cash. Beer in one hand and pringles on the table.  Bliss


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, April 18, 2011, 21:05:37
I thought from your fb status that another little Samdy was on the way  :)

Well done anyway though...

You weren't alone there Sussex.....congratulations all the same!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 01:02:35
These reveiws of the mr. men books....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1SM813W6H36YA/ref=cm_pdp_rev_all?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview

Quote from: Hamilton Richardson
5.0 out of 5 stars Unsettling Echoes of Josef K, 28 Feb 2010
This review is from: Mr. Messy (Mr. Men Classic Library) (Paperback)

If '1984' or 'The Trial' had been a children's book, Mr Messy would be it. No literary character has ever been so fully and categorically obliterated by the forces of social control. Hargreaves may well pay homage to Kafka and Orwell in this work, but he also goes beyond them.

We meet Mr Messy - a man whose entire day-to-day existence is the undiluted expression of his individuality. His very untidiness is a metaphor for his blissful and unselfconscious disregard for the Social Order. Yes, there are times when he himself is a victim of this individuality - as when he trips over a brush he has left on his garden path - but he goes through life with a smile on his face.

That is, until a chance meeting with Mr Neat and Mr Tidy - the archetypal men in suits. They set about a merciless programme of social engineering and indoctrination that we are left in no doubt is in flagrant violation of his free will. 'But I like being messy' he protests as they anonymize both his home and his person with their relentless cleaning activity, a symbolism thinly veiled.

This process is so thorough that by the end of it he is unrecognizable - a homogenized pink blob, no longer truly himself (that vibrant Pollock-like scribble of before). He smiles the smile of a brainwashed automaton, blandly accepting what he has been given no agency to question or refuse. It is in this very smile that the sheer horror of what we have seen to occur is at its most acute.

Somewhere behind this blank expression though is a latent anger - a trace of self-knowledge as to what he once was - in the barbed observation he makes to Neat and Tidy that they have even deprived him of his name.

The book ends with a dry reminder from Hargreaves that just as with the secret police in some totalitarian regime, our own small expressions of uniqueness and volition may also result in a visit from these sinister suited agents.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 08:19:58
Haha these are brilliant, here's another choice cut:

These reveiws of the mr. men books....

 A Timely Meditation, 28 Feb 2010
This review is from: Mr. Strong (Mr. Men Classic Library) (Paperback)
What a triumph it is, this Nietzschean parable of the Superman. Mr Strong's very being brims with the Will To Power, for which his physical strength is not a delicate metaphor. He hammers a nail into walls with his finger, he ties a knot in an iron bar.

Furthermore, he manifests this sheer force and charisma often quite despite himself. He tears a door off its hinges totally by accident, and barely notices as a bus is written off in collision with him. The symbolism of both of these events is important. The incident with the door makes explicit that it is the world around Mr Strong that must change - not he - however violent this birth of the new. It is equally significant that Mr Strong's own inattentiveness to road safety causes the crash - he cannot help but exist above the social rules that govern the majority, beyond Good and Evil.

This is not to say that Mr Strong ever uses his innate superiority to do wrong - he is every bit as good an egg as those which form his principal diet. One feels he would be just as horrified as Nietzsche himself was by the anti-Semitism of Wagner.

Whatever the case, destiny calls the Superman. And with a fire in a field he yanks a barn from its foundations (a clever metaphor for the dramatic social change brought about by iconoclasts such as he). He fills it with water, empties it upon the chaotic inferno, dousing its flames with his might. Without so much as a second thought, he seizes his moment in history



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 20:11:46
Great Great Aunty Doris Comer's life. She died yesterday just a week shy of her 99th birthday.

I am sad she is gone. She bought me my first pair of shoes. I have memories are of going on cub camps with her (she was an ADC/DC in the cubs).  She bought me my first car. She used to drive over from Chippenham to see us in here proper mini (old person coloured).

In the end her passing was somewhat of a relief if that is the right word. She had lost her mental sharpness, had gone downhill physically and was basically a prisoner in her nursing home room.

BUT this is a happy thread for happy memories...

Up to the age of 97 she was the sharpest person I know in terms of memory and such like - still living alone in her flat. So can you imagine what she must have seen and lived through over the last 99 years?

She was born on Guernsey (I think) and of Danish decent (Pederson). She fled to England with the family to escape the Germans (I suppose before WW2). Lived in Chippenham most of her life but robbed of her husband who though survived being injured during the war died a year or so after from his injuries.

She had great storied of 'cycling to Gloucester' to see family, and to meet my grandfather who cycled over from Gloucester to Chippenham - she looked after him a lot. Stories of chucking a tent on a train for the farmer to pick up, then catch up with it for her camping holiday. She cared for her mother for a long time, the women in our family seem to live to a ripe old age.

She must have seen the replacement of horse and cart with motor car. The advent of TV as a consumer item. The rise of the age of the computer. So much.

Wish I'd asked her more...

RIP Great Great Aunt Doris.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 20:31:41
Great Great Aunty Doris Comer's life. She died yesterday just a week shy of her 99th birthday.

I am sad she is gone. She bought me my first pair of shoes. I have memories are of going on cub camps with her (she was an ADC/DC in the cubs).  She bought me my first car. She used to drive over from Chippenham to see us in here proper mini (old person coloured).

In the end her passing was somewhat of a relief if that is the right word. She had lost her mental sharpness, had gone downhill physically and was basically a prisoner in her nursing home room.

BUT this is a happy thread for happy memories...

Up to the age of 97 she was the sharpest person I know in terms of memory and such like - still living alone in her flat. So can you imagine what she must have seen and lived through over the last 99 years?

She was born on Guernsey (I think) and of Danish decent (Pederson). She fled to England with the family to escape the Germans (I suppose before WW2). Lived in Chippenham most of her life but robbed of her husband who though survived being injured during the war died a year or so after from his injuries.

She had great storied of 'cycling to Gloucester' to see family, and to meet my grandfather who cycled over from Gloucester to Chippenham - she looked after him a lot. Stories of chucking a tent on a train for the farmer to pick up, then catch up with it for her camping holiday. She cared for her mother for a long time, the women in our family seem to live to a ripe old age.

She must have seen the replacement of horse and cart with motor car. The advent of TV as a consumer item. The rise of the age of the computer. So much.

Wish I'd asked her more...

RIP Great Great Aunt Doris.

I love reading personal stories,and this was a great read Batch.

R.I.P Doris.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 20:34:45
What leefer said (without the stalker-y element). Sounds like a great lady.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 20:51:04
A premier league game which has lived up to the hype


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 20:54:34
What leefer said (without the stalker-y element). Sounds like a great lady.

Where do you live Paul ;D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 21:57:01
Where do you live Paul ;D
:D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 22:22:53
Pussy energy drinks.

http://www.pussydrinks.com/home.html

Jesus, Im nearly 40 but it still makes me titter.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 22:22:56
Where do you live Paul ;D

About 50 feet from your current stalker hideout.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 22:24:01
Pussy energy drinks.

http://www.pussydrinks.com/home.html

Jesus, Im nearly 40 but it still makes me titter.

Surely a wind up

http://www.pussydrinks.com/free_furry_cup.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 22:49:44
Its real I tell thee.  I had to buy a can just to take a photo and put it on facebook.  The band Im working with have found it hilarious and are currently pondering over a Vodka and pussy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, April 20, 2011, 23:13:55
Its real I tell thee.  I had to buy a can just to take a photo and put it on facebook.  The band Im working with have found it hilarious and are currently pondering over a Vodka and pussy.

OK I believe. But you have to admit, it sounds like something put together by someone on The Apprentice.

Quote
The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity[/u]. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 15:52:51
Being offered a graduate job starting in a few weeks as soon as my exams are done, fucking yeeeeeeeeeeeeah boy


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 16:03:47
Well done davey boy

Doig what?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 19:09:24
Being offered a hand job starting in a few minutes as soon as my exams are done, fucking yeeeeeeeeeeeeah boy

Congratulations.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 19:12:53
Being offered a graduate job starting in a few weeks as soon as my exams are done, fucking yeeeeeeeeeeeeah boy

Superb DMR!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 19:13:59
 Ronaldo dropping the copa del Ray from the open top parade bus  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 19:15:05
It was Sergio Ramos.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 19:24:36
Playing golf for the first time and not making a complete twat of myself.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 19:28:11
It was Sergio Ramos.
Oh was it. My translation of Austrian news is not that great, obviously. Still funny though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 19:43:44
Being offered a graduate job starting in a few weeks as soon as my exams are done, fucking yeeeeeeeeeeeeah boy

Nice one Dave.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 22:34:36
Cheers all - it's as an assistant buyer, which is what magic as I want to go in to buying and procurement anyway, starting salarys really sound and it's not even dependant on hitting certain marksin my exams so loving life right now!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 22:36:15
so loving life right now!

Wait until you have to get up before lunch time every day  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, April 21, 2011, 23:09:01
4 day weekend. Boo-yah.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, April 22, 2011, 08:59:00
Driving on and the smell of freshly laid tarmac.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jim on Friday, April 22, 2011, 09:15:21
Cheers all - it's as an assistant buyer, which is what magic as I want to go in to buying and procurement anyway, starting salarys really sound and it's not even dependant on hitting certain marksin my exams so loving life right now!

Dave - that's bigging up working on a market stall if ever I heard it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, April 22, 2011, 09:17:20
4 day weekend. Boo-yah.

i'll have an 11 day one.booyakkasha


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 22, 2011, 20:56:35
I fully support my bristol tesco rioting comrades.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCyps-bd6g


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Friday, April 22, 2011, 20:59:27
They've thrown Aswad through Curry's window


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Friday, April 22, 2011, 21:31:35
The Star Wars weekend at the National Space Centre.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 01:25:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SOZWFbT_E_0


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 08:45:47
Not as good as
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAAD06BHZlw&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: grubby on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 08:51:13
That's still the funniest ever. I like the slap around his head by the bloke who goes to get him. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 15:19:02
 http://youtu.be/GMXamosNN9Q


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:16:15
http://youtu.be/GMXamosNN9Q
My wife has just gone mental at me for laughing at that video.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:35:55
are you ok?

Yes :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:40:47
[url width=800 height=600]http://i.imgur.com/4l5iX.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:55:33
[url width=800 height=600]http://i.imgur.com/4l5iX.png[/url]

Very good.  I'm convinced.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 17:59:37
I voted yes just to piss off the tories (postal vote) also coned Mrs Flash (right wing Daily Mail reader) to vote Yes as i told her Labour wanted the NO vote!! :D :clap:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 18:00:07
are you ok?

Yes :D

Run it off!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 18:20:54
I voted yes just to piss off the tories (postal vote) also coned Mrs Flash (right wing Daily Mail reader) to vote Yes as i told her Labour wanted the NO vote!! :D :clap:

there are those for and against in all parties aint there?
i'm undecided at the moment, but will be voting labour in the council election


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 18:33:45
there are those for and against in all parties aint there?
Yes but the Labour leadership line (well, from Milliband, I think officially all parties are allowing their MPs to campaign whichever way their conscience dictates because as you say they split across the parties) is pretty much what Flash said - vote yes to piss off Cameron


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 19:33:39
also coned Mrs Flash
Thats a new one on me, what do you do shove an ice cream where the sun don't shine?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 19:40:10
[url width=800 height=600]http://i.imgur.com/4l5iX.png[/url]

I'm still voting no on the principle that the last thing this country needs is yet more bland centre ground, appeal to the middle class, middle englander politics, which is what av will result in, and is why the likes of Milliband and the LD's are so much in favour of it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 19:45:34
fine red wine and upmann junior cigars....my perfect evening...one of which i am enjoying now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 21:20:57
fine red wine and upmann junior cigars....my perfect evening...one of which i am enjoying now

Are you Baron Greenback.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 21:26:54
No thats jonathan pearce.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: adje on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 21:43:11
seeing Mourinho humiliated


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 21:47:33
Messis 2nd goal


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SCM on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 22:37:35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tagn3lB3I&feature=player_embedded

Fantastic.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: König on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 23:06:07
The only way is essex


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 23:09:14
Removing my socks after a long, long day.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 00:30:06
The only way is essex
You need fucking shooting*. My missus watches that, it's utter bilge. It's not even good in a "so bad it's good" way, it's just bilge.






*meant in the nicest possible way :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: König on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 00:57:08
you're just jel ;) haha, in all fairness i did think the same as you before i started watching it but its grown on me, its a good 45 minutes where you don't have to engage your brain.

also, is it bad i had to look up bilge  :hmmm:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 09:16:07
Bilge Pump was the name of a band a few mates and I made up.  Our would be lead singer works on canal barges.  Bilge Pumps are very useful.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 09:18:54
its a good 45 minutes where you don't have to engage your brain.
I've spent good money this season watching a group of hapless halfwits fail to engage their brains for two consecutive periods of 45 mins every Saturday. Maybe that's what's put me off the concept


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 17:52:26
Seeing this caption

Quote
Steven Spielberg, with his son theo, at the LA Lakers

Underneath this picture

[url width=594 height=475]http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Theo+Spielberg+Celebrities+Lakers+Game+P_mUdlQZU-Pl.jpg[/url]

And imagining what was said at childbirth.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 19:16:22
Winning a £93 text book for £23 on eBay.

And finding another £93 text book for zero cost using a bit of Google know how.

:)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 20:14:08
Coconut youghart


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 20:21:05
Coconut youghart

Rubbed onto the ear lobes?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 20:25:06
Ummmmm no just eaten


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Friday, April 29, 2011, 10:09:03
The Jets drafting Muhammad Wilkerson who promptly said this about the Jets Defence: "A tremendous defense. I can help that defense be more destructive than it is."

Time for Brady to start crying again. :cry:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Friday, April 29, 2011, 12:08:31
This from the adver web site, they must be refering to the members of tef with the comment about people with mental health issues.
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/8996467.The_sign_that_s_driven_council_worker_crazy/?ref=mr (http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/8996467.The_sign_that_s_driven_council_worker_crazy/?ref=mr)



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Friday, April 29, 2011, 12:10:46
I'd often wondered who the people who get offended by this kind of crap are. Now I know.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, April 30, 2011, 09:49:19
I'd often wondered who the people who get offended by this kind of crap are. Now I know.

Fucking Batman of all people! Doesn't he have a joker to catch or something?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, April 30, 2011, 10:21:48

And imagining what was said at childbirth.



Errm, I assumed he was adopted and google confirms this.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, April 30, 2011, 10:28:33
I'd often wondered who the people who get offended by this kind of crap are. Now I know.

Looks like he's the one with mental issues


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, April 30, 2011, 10:57:33
Errm, I assumed he was adopted and google confirms this.

I know that now. At the time though it tickled my unintentionally mildy racist funnybone


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, May 2, 2011, 17:08:44
Trimm Trabb by Blur coming ontoon the Ipod.

Coinciding with home time from work.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Monday, May 2, 2011, 17:58:11
Chicken Madras for dinner.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, May 2, 2011, 22:47:25
http://translate.google.com/#en|ht|blacks


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Wilf Shergold on Tuesday, May 3, 2011, 17:40:07
The fact that St Vincent of Péricard was born in Efok.

OK, might be an old one but I've only just found out, and it made me smile.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: König on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 23:18:22
getting my first tweet from my hero alan o'brien <3


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, May 5, 2011, 21:09:11
White Lies will be supporting Kings of Leon at Coventry.

Fucking A.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, May 6, 2011, 00:03:41
Doing well in an exam you don't expect to.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, May 6, 2011, 10:57:25
kirstie gallagher back on sky sports news.milf


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 6, 2011, 11:55:40
My missus getting me the Ripping Yarns DVD as a consolation "Never mind your team is a bit shit" relegation pressie.

Kick the ball, Swindon!

(Anyone who's sat anywhere near Tails' Dad will know that cry)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, May 6, 2011, 13:41:43
My missus getting me the Ripping Yarns DVD as a consolation "Never mind your team is a bit shit" relegation pressie.

Kick the ball, Swindon!

(Anyone who's sat anywhere near Tails' Dad will know that cry)

Have you ever sat in the Arkells... mid-late 90's and if so do you remember the bloke that used to shout "don't panic Mr Mainwaring! and ALLEZ PHILLIPE" ??

He annoyed me even when I was a kid.

Open question to you all actually...

On topic - the length of the other trivial things thread.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, May 6, 2011, 15:19:23
Have you ever sat in the Arkells... mid-late 90's and if so do you remember the bloke that used to shout "don't panic Mr Mainwaring! and ALLEZ PHILLIPE" ??

He annoyed me even when I was a kid.

There used to be a guy who stood in Shrivy Road late 80's early 90's who used to barrack the linesman every home game with shouts of "get your flag up liner" in a broad west cuntry accent.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: guy66 on Friday, May 6, 2011, 15:31:13
There used to be a guy who stood in Shrivy Road late 80's early 90's who used to barrack the linesman every home game with shouts of "get your flag up liner" in a broad west cuntry accent.

Oh god yes....along with cries of "Get a grip Liner"...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, May 6, 2011, 16:13:35
Oh god yes....along with cries of "Get a grip Liner"...

Thats the fella ! -  "hope you're gonna been on our side this half liner"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, May 6, 2011, 16:24:38
there's a bloke in the arkells who always gets people laughing during games.
he shouts "come on swindon" or  "come on you reds" at random moments in a stange high pitched voice.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: König on Friday, May 6, 2011, 16:27:32
theres a scottish guy in the arkells who, without fail, shouts 'you should have gone to specsavers ref!' each time the ref makes a dubious decision. theres also a crazy shrieking woman who never seems happy


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, May 6, 2011, 16:42:29
Where I used to stand in the old Shrivvy Rd stand, there was a bloke who was rat-arsed for every match. He used to sing songs and players names in a ballad type way all through the match. His rendition of 'Nicky Summerbee' was particularly stirring.

He was fucking ace he was.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Friday, May 6, 2011, 16:47:40
theres a scottish guy in the arkells who, without fail, shouts 'you should have gone to specsavers ref!' each time the ref makes a dubious decision. theres also a crazy shrieking woman who never seems happy
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I'm thinking this could well be me.  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, May 6, 2011, 16:59:16
I think we need a new thread for "Characters at Town Games"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Friday, May 6, 2011, 17:59:09
The STFC Cycle team's stop off and photo opportunity in the picturesque village of Malpas raised a smile.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Friday, May 6, 2011, 18:10:21
Also this BBC article:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13112311

Telling me that the Milliband brothers went to the same school as N-Dubz. Not at the same time obviously, but it amused me all the same.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 6, 2011, 19:56:30
Someone walked past our office yesterday and shouted office wankers. It's  funny because it's true


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Lumps on Friday, May 6, 2011, 20:07:16
There used to be a guy who stood in Shrivy Road late 80's early 90's who used to barrack the linesman every home game with shouts of "get your flag up liner" in a broad west cuntry accent.

My favourite line of his was always "Burn 'im Kers!" whenever saint Dave got the ball on the right wing. Odd as Kerslake was never really all that quick


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, May 6, 2011, 22:09:21
My favourite line of his was always "Burn 'im Kers!" whenever saint Dave got the ball on the right wing. Odd as Kerslake was never really all that quick

Thats the fella - I think Kerslake's arse just stopped anybody getting close

Does anybody know if he is still about?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SCM on Friday, May 6, 2011, 23:21:20
Back in 2005 ish Town scored a goal, a steward says to my mate "who scored it?" and he replies excitedly "SWINDONNNNN!!!!"

Twat.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, May 7, 2011, 01:11:21
Back in 2005 ish Town scored a goal, a steward says to my mate "who scored it?" and he replies excitedly "SWINDONNNNN!!!!"


Was it that long ago we scored, no wonder we have had a shit season


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SCM on Saturday, May 7, 2011, 04:33:51
 :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, May 7, 2011, 10:38:12
Scoring in front of the, admittedly empty, Town End.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, May 11, 2011, 19:02:28
How annoyed coca fola gets at man citys poznan


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Thursday, May 12, 2011, 19:13:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKD5pKzzXvU&feature=youtu.be


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, May 12, 2011, 20:31:49
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/12/blackpool-fans-mock-preston-countdown


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, May 12, 2011, 20:38:02
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/12/blackpool-fans-mock-preston-countdown

Excellent :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, May 12, 2011, 20:45:22
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/12/blackpool-fans-mock-preston-countdown

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/09/blackpoolpreston-banner-taunt-caa?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

Brilliant.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Friday, May 13, 2011, 08:34:26
http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/FA-Cup-countdown/2011/May/Bluffers-guide-to-City

Manchester City's official glory hunter's guide!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, May 13, 2011, 11:11:35
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/46751/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, May 13, 2011, 13:41:02
http://chrome.angrybirds.com/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, May 13, 2011, 13:49:22
http://chrome.angrybirds.com/

I've got that game downloaded, it's quite good.

This is the theme tune, a bit odd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UCm6uyzNE8


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, May 13, 2011, 13:51:22
Blue Octobers new Acoustic tour album.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Friday, May 13, 2011, 14:04:13
http://chrome.angrybirds.com/

That is ace


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:27:37
Captain Morgans spiced rum, dr pepper and loads of ice. All in a pint glass.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:43:12
Pizza, wedges, garlic bread and chicken wings in a big box from Iceland for a fiver. Posh C unt I know..


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:49:43
That is ace

Runs on Opera too


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 16:28:55
A bit of good old fashioned fingering in the corner of the Corny Bin. Was like being 16 again.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 16:42:29
Have you washed your hands dave, hope so


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 18:15:26
Millwall fans flying a "Avram Grant Millwall legend" banner from a light aircraft over the DW stadium just after Wigan equalised


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 18:24:22
Millwall fans flying a "Avram Grant Millwall legend" banner from a light aircraft over the DW stadium just after Wigan equalised

I think Avram Grant has probably become the first manager to take two different Premier League sides down in successive years, after Pompey last season.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 18:53:07
A bit of good old fashioned fingering in the corner of the Corny Bin. Was like being 16 again.

Did you make your pals have a sniff after... old skool.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 19:58:27
"Dad....Sometimes my willy goes hard" - Batch Jr, aged 6.

"Um, er, yeah they do that, its normal" Batch, aged 37.

"Hahahahahahahaha" From the kitchen. The ever helpful Mrs Batch, aged not allowed to say.

Thought 6 was a bit young for the facts of life.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 20:00:50
hahaha


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 20:39:00
Seeing a small boy walking through the town centre crying this afternoon and stopping to ask him if he was ok.  It turned out he'd lost his mum and had been wandering around for about 15 minutes looking for her.  With the help of a couple of lads working in Sports Direct, we reunited him with his by now completely hysterical mum about 10 minutes later. 

I so nearly didn't stop, because I initially thought he was with the couple in front of him and was crying because he'd been told off or something.  I'm glad something made me change my mind. 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 21:39:47
And that made you feel good? Evil


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 21:42:51
I'm thing the couple walking in front were actually his parents.

The kid wasn't lost until jotty can along.

:)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jonny72 on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 21:45:16
My 6 year old nephew to his mum - "mummy, you're fully of loveliness"

My mum - "that's sweet, what am I full of?"

My nephew - "you're full of shit"

True story. Still makes me laugh two years later.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 21:51:18
And that made you feel good? Evil

It was the reuniting part that gave me the feel good factor not the sight of the small crying lost boy. 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 21:54:08
Do you ever stop and think that when you see a little kid (young baby not able to speak) with some adults, crying, it's because it's not their parents and been stolen?

Rhetorical question really, but it livens up trips to supermarkets


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Monday, May 16, 2011, 16:08:33
A month and a half off!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, May 16, 2011, 20:59:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_WTXlcPY5c&feature=related

1.10



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, May 16, 2011, 21:02:34
And also the guy at 5.11 who starts a fire.  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Highland Robin on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 09:08:43
It was the reuniting part that gave me the feel good factor not the sight of the small crying lost boy. 

Not sure I would put this story in the 'trivial' category!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 14:52:08
http://twitpic.com/4yuzon/full


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 14:53:10
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/04/goat_death/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 17:12:47
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/04/goat_death/

Sweet. New drugs to try.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 17:16:07
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/04/goat_death/

Cross dressing caprine killer. Classic  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 21:09:28
Just saw that this volleyball match will be streamed live on bet 365

Carnaghi Villa Cortese Women vs Busti Arsizio Women. Could be worth a look to see some big Busti norks


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 21:10:22
fungerung


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 21:13:37
Hitting that first drive 280 yds straight down the middle of the fairway


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 21:18:33
Hitting that first drive 280 yds straight down the middle of the fairway

playing tiger woods on the ps3 are ya?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 21:20:50
No, had 9 holes earlier.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 16:20:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWaYXco_Cw&feature=related

1.00 onwards.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:08:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWaYXco_Cw&feature=related

1.00 onwards.


That's got nothing on Orient away..


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:30:28
I must have watch the zombie dance scene from Micheal Jacksons Thriller video about 50 times today (the Brownies are doing Thriller for Bromham carnival this year!) and I don't think I'll ever get bored of it - the choreography is amazing!

Do I sound like Gazza?
What happened to Gazza?
He deleted me off Facebook! :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:33:22
He deleted us all after some cunt started taking the piss out of his updates on here. :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:34:08
I heard he spilt up with this fiancée? That's really sad


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:34:52
I was never on....what you have never had.......


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:37:01
I heard he spilt up with this fiancée? That's really sad

Is he still on the loud and proud message board? Is that even still there?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:39:54
Surely not?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:42:57
I heard he spilt up with this fiancée? That's really sad

That is really sad ...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:45:06
Especially if he adopted her kids...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 17:49:45
I bumped into him a month or two ago. He didn't look too upset.

Didn't really say much to each other mind...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 18:19:36
Stallion stanley would have no trouble finding another bit of crumpet.

Does he still go to games? Aint seen him for ages


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 20:06:05
The Fatbury Daily.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 21:16:18
The King of Tonga getting a mention on The Apprentice.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 21:18:14
Our KoT or the imposter who fell asleep at the Royal Wedding?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 21:20:00
Depends, does Mex buy top hats?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 21:20:32
Of course not! What do you think he has staff for?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 21:33:26
To polish his 10 inch Cloche?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 22:00:56
I imagine KOT wearing a top hat and monical everyday like Mr uppity


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, May 19, 2011, 18:33:17
Top Gear

How every episode is so entertaining is so impressive and the worldwide stars they attract has to make it one of the most popular shows ever.

Love it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Thursday, May 19, 2011, 20:47:06
Finally getting my forms to apply for Uni halls next year.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Monday, May 23, 2011, 23:18:54
I will not laugh at inappropriate books
I will not laugh at inappropriate books
I will not laugh at inappropriate books
Doh, I lose.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Diana-Heaven-Dead-Princess-Diaries/dp/B004YKWX0M/

The reviews are equally tasteless :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 08:35:15
David Charlton on Strangeways.

Drain on society, but a legend none the less :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 13:45:57
We have a guy at work called Gordon.
He's left his mobile on his desk, so i've set up Gordon Is a Moron by Jilted John as his ringtone.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 14:00:22
Best thing to do is change the phone number of a bird he likes (or his misses) to your own and then send him suggestive/stupid/fantastical text messages. It can be quite fun until you either feel bad and tell him, he works it out, or he follows through. Either way it's fun for all. Well, by all I mean yourself and anyone else involved in sending and reading the texts. :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 14:56:55
He just came back up and his phone rang. Brilliant.
I edited it before I put it on his phone, so it just had the chorus bit.
It's taken him about 15 minutes to work out how to change it back :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 17:49:02
The league 2 banter page.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 18:17:22
The league 2 banter page.

Just had a look. If thats what passes as wit I fear for humanity


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 19:21:55
Just had a look. If thats what passes as wit I fear for humanity
Ha yeah.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 19:26:15
In my worst throes of avoiding Revision, I was tempted to glance at the "Oxford and Swindon Banter Page" which has merely served to convince me that the world would be better off these people were put into a cage and made to fight eachother to the death.

And then the survivors were shot, just to be on the safe side.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 20:46:35
This made me smile...

http://www.footballspotter.com/brutal-foul-czech-pub/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 20:49:09
Playing Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 again.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 20:50:07
And this.

Makes the old manor ground look like Wembley.

http://www.footballspotter.com/worst-football/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 23:05:10
Eddie Izzard

What a funny cunt he is


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 21:02:49
Saw this and thought of the unseen dangers Arriba and Leefer face:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 21:08:02
And this.

Makes the old manor ground look like Wembley.

http://www.footballspotter.com/worst-football/

That actually reminds me of the Manor Ground.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, May 25, 2011, 21:10:50
Saw this and thought of the unseen dangers Arriba and Leefer face:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084


EEEEEK.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 27, 2011, 14:42:59
A new suit unexpectedly going through the till 20% cheaper than the ticket price.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, May 27, 2011, 15:41:44
A new suit unexpectedly going through the till 20% cheaper than the ticket price.


Polyester static fucking up the till??


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: axs on Friday, May 27, 2011, 16:02:16
Or did they deduct your clubcard vouchers?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 27, 2011, 18:31:37

Polyester static fucking up the till??

Har.

Or did they deduct your clubcard vouchers?

Har.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 28, 2011, 14:12:30
Pushing the cubicle door open in the mens loos at Gatwick this morning to be confronted by a black gentleman sat on the shitter holding a big bunch of flowers.

I really have seen it all now.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, May 28, 2011, 23:17:20
The red lion at cricklade. Tonight i've drank 4.2% ale from Devizes, 5.2% ale from Australia, 6% beer from Belgium and 10% beer from USA. All used to wash down some fine food!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, May 28, 2011, 23:40:48
Is that somebody planking on your avatar?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Sunday, May 29, 2011, 01:40:44
Winning


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, May 29, 2011, 15:52:05
A new suit unexpectedly going through the till 20% cheaper than the ticket price.

House of Fraser yeah? They've got some nice suits at decent prices right now.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, May 29, 2011, 15:58:08
House of Fraser yeah?

Yep.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Berniman on Monday, May 30, 2011, 18:53:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, May 31, 2011, 13:22:29
a Tuna & onion jacket potato from nibbles in covingham


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, May 31, 2011, 15:37:51
http://sexymp.co.uk/

I can only imagine Ben is using this to fill his newly found spare time.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Wednesday, June 1, 2011, 00:43:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, June 1, 2011, 10:23:38
hahaha snuffbox was quality :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, June 1, 2011, 10:53:08
WHISKKEEEEEYYY


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, June 1, 2011, 14:46:22
I think Ive said this in this thread before, but what the hell:


A nice cup of tea.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 11:18:51
Thursday bank holidays.

In fact 3 bank holidays in June come to think of it!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 13:57:26
Fat boy Joey, legend my arse.

[url width=320 height=320]http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x480/tanswell2010/f226a66f.jpg[/url]

He's having a testimonial, wonder how long it will take to spend the cash down the pub and the dogs ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 15:24:14
People nabbing bits of kit off arribas car :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 15:25:19
Fat boy Joey, legend my arse.

[url width=320 height=320]http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x480/tanswell2010/f226a66f.jpg[/url]

He's having a testimonial, wonder how long it will take to spend the cash down the pub and the dogs ;)
More importantly, who's the bloke on the right ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 16:11:45
Hehehe, WANG Computers


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 16:17:09
Hehehe, WANG Computers

Ha

You've gotta love it. We've got FIFA, 442 and Samsung - they've got Wang computers.

We've won already.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 19:01:11
Their tag line in the 80's was Wang Cares. Until they realised.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 19:10:52
Having a shit that requires no wiping (you only find that out after a wipe though)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 22:36:18
Having a shit that requires no wiping (you only find that out after a wipe though)
If you didn't wipe you would be a fearless bastard.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 22:52:49
Reading this about a skid mark.
[url width=301 height=740]http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/6/2/10/skidmark-groom-2296-1307025516-16.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, June 2, 2011, 23:37:11
Temperance Hall????


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Friday, June 3, 2011, 07:24:12
Being off today and actually picking a day that's gonna be a scorcher!

Off to the beach in a bit....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Friday, June 3, 2011, 08:46:46
Being off today and actually picking a day that's gonna be a scorcher!

Off to the beach in a bit....

Me too.

See you there.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Friday, June 3, 2011, 08:50:02
Me too.

See you there.

I'm not gonna bother if you're going.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Friday, June 3, 2011, 08:54:15
Bloody charming.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, June 3, 2011, 08:54:54
Reading this about a skid mark.
[url width=301 height=740]http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/6/2/10/skidmark-groom-2296-1307025516-16.jpg[/url]

Funniest story I've heard in ages.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, June 3, 2011, 09:59:34
The I.T Crowd.

Not sure how I have missed this before but started to watch it on T4 and think its tres amusant.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, June 3, 2011, 20:06:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2UtxP47TYSo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 3, 2011, 22:21:58
This wedding invite video (apologies if you've seen it, its not new)

http://www.break.com/index/epic-wedding-invite.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, June 4, 2011, 13:10:14
This wedding invite video (apologies if you've seen it, its not new)

http://www.break.com/index/epic-wedding-invite.html

I'd not seen it but you should still apologise - that was shit. I thought it was this, which someone had mentioned to me the other day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVAE91E7kM


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, June 4, 2011, 13:37:42
Haha Batch that's ace


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Saturday, June 4, 2011, 18:18:09
Darren Bent having a Pericard moment, when it looked easier to score than miss


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, June 4, 2011, 18:22:52
Tom yam soup


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, June 4, 2011, 18:24:58
I'd not seen it but you should still apologise - that was shit.

I'm sorry.

However the fact that I robbed you of 4 minutes of your life made me feel good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, June 5, 2011, 03:12:19
Going to the summer ball, where posh gets all find themselves dressed up witj no excuse for the shit down there back mwhwahahahahahha,

I went in the house i lived in in first year. they were all LADS in there which was good. went in another house which i dwelled in in first year, some bird was cooking sausages. I pushed her sausages on the fllor and the dyke was NOT HAPPY. we ran away,

super mega drunk times xxxxxx


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, June 5, 2011, 03:15:51
Also, the band we were dancing too kept playing stevie wonder & blues brothers songs. that in itself was good, but whilst dancing a group of girls threw a rose at me.

Me being an unsophisticated chode, i saw the act as one of anger. I stood on the rose and kicked away the remains.

I'm sat on my own typing this. much to learn


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: china red on Sunday, June 5, 2011, 17:46:11
Finding Franks Red Hot Sauce!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: china red on Sunday, June 5, 2011, 18:08:03
Best Cayenne pepper sauce


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Sunday, June 5, 2011, 22:56:00
Getting in from the pub and finding "The Dammed United" is on bbc2.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Monday, June 6, 2011, 00:34:32
The new Kronenburg advert with Madness singing Baggy Trousers all slowed down.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, June 6, 2011, 09:24:47
On site work for this week put back to later this month. Means I can complete other work to deadline during office hours instead of working 12 hour days.

Being able to have a few drinks at the weekend with no ill effects on my health. Being able to eat meat without feeling like someone has stabbed me in the stomach. All in all quite a happy start to the week.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 21:11:06
Industrial size tub of Haribo's


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 21:35:58
Teenage memories of Claire Grogan.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 21:37:58
Getting in from the pub and finding "The Dammed United" is on bbc2.

Saw that for the first time a few weeks ago on DVD.  Brilliant film.  Were Don Revie and Billy Bremner really complete wankers, or did the film just do a hatchet job on them?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 21:48:27
To continue the goodness this week I made £370 profit on betfair last night and I've booked tickets to see Senna on Saturday (cheers for the heads up Benny).



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 21:49:58
Teenage memories of Claire Grogan.

Didn't look too shabby as the first Kochanski either. Must be approaching GILF status now...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 22:15:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0TYun-Nq1Q


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 22:55:35
The kebab van by bruce street bridges


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 22:59:47
Kirk Hammett playing guitar.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 23:37:18
To continue the goodness this week I made £370 profit on betfair last night and I've booked tickets to see Senna on Saturday (cheers for the heads up Benny).





Just checked after reading this, and anyone who's interested, Empire at Greenbridge are showing Senna 5 times a day from Friday! :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 23:40:11
Ahh I knew there was someone else I wanted to make aware of that!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, June 7, 2011, 23:44:47
Ahh I knew there was someone else I wanted to make aware of that!

Yeah, Me and my dad really wanted to see it!

I was only 2 in may 94 so interested to see senna in action!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, June 8, 2011, 09:10:20
Saw that for the first time a few weeks ago on DVD.  Brilliant film.  Were Don Revie and Billy Bremner really complete wankers, or did the film just do a hatchet job on them?

I watched the Clough programme after and the Leeds players said there were no actions to get him sacked and McGovern who played for him at Derby, Leeds & NF said there were player meetings at which they dicsussed how to get him sacked. The Leeds players also so that Bremner was a nice chap with no malice.

I'm on the side that the Leeds players were nasty but the film had some artistic license.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, June 8, 2011, 10:34:31
I'm on the side that the Leeds players were nasty but the film had some artistic license.

Just a touch! The scene with cloughie on his knees begging Taylor to come back? Also, his stint at Brighton seemed to be inaccurate.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 07:56:40
Did you buy the Tango?

Paid cash

Found this far more amusing than it probably is.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 08:58:24
He he he *Childish*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13693904


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Anteater on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 10:24:56
Psychoville !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 12:50:37
The When Saturday Comes review of Tim Lovejoy's book. It's pretty old now but every now and then someone links to it and it never ceases to be the best book review ever commited to print.

http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/145/29/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 12:57:37
The When Saturday Comes review of Tim Lovejoy's book. It's pretty old now but every now and then someone links to it and it never ceases to be the best book review ever commited to print.

http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/145/29/

I enjoyed reading that, I hate that cunt Lovejoy with a passion.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 13:01:58
I've not read that before. I'm glad you brought that to my attention Nemo. Lovejoy really is a deplorable jizzcock.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: guy66 on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 13:07:57
With the Italian invasion at the CG this made me chuckle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xew50XrbOLU


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 13:12:48
Keeping the Italian theme, one of the oddest ends to a penalty shoot out ever (from equivalent of L2 playoff final)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdtIY_N4Fs0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdtIY_N4Fs0)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Anteater on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 14:57:16
The When Saturday Comes review of Tim Lovejoy's book. It's pretty old now but every now and then someone links to it and it never ceases to be the best book review ever commited to print.

http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/145/29/

That is good! Reinforces Lovejoys complete TOOL status !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 16:33:20
Steve Wright reading a shout out from Harry Monk and Pearl nicholas.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 16:39:59
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/video/05062011/58/switch-hit-penalty-returns.html (http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/video/05062011/58/switch-hit-penalty-returns.html)

As we used to say as kids  'Skills'



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 18:46:58
Knowing that after tomorrows shift is done i dont have to work until August.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 20:13:53
3 days left at my shitty job.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, June 9, 2011, 20:23:54
The When Saturday Comes review of Tim Lovejoy's book. It's pretty old now but every now and then someone links to it and it never ceases to be the best book review ever commited to print.

http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/145/29/

That was fucking great. Used to love Soccer A.M when I was a kid and I remember some game played at The County Ground - a legends vs celebrity game I think and I tried getting his autograph (I was quite young! Let me off!!) and he just fucking ignored me and everyone else. Hated the cunt from that moment on.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2011, 19:28:35
this status update from my mate's mrs (ellie = 9 yrs old, hollie = younger):

"rachael martin and Jason struggled to contain ourselves when we heard Ellie telling Hollie she looked like she had camel toe !!!"

so, so wrong...



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 10, 2011, 19:38:11
How the only way in Chelsea is like my friends life - minus the money & the poshness!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, June 10, 2011, 20:14:03
How the only way in Chelsea is like my friends life - minus the money & the poshness!
So it's not like her life at all?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, June 10, 2011, 20:38:53
Being phoned up on a Friday morning to be asked if I'd like to apply for a job  ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, June 10, 2011, 20:45:03
Being phoned up on a Friday morning to be asked if I'd like to apply for a job  ;)

Good luck with it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, June 10, 2011, 21:05:06
Days and more money, think there's a few catches but what the hell Lee


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, June 10, 2011, 21:08:10
Days and more money would swing it for me Dave :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 10, 2011, 22:24:16
Good luck. Got an interview next week myself. Not quite sure its where I want to go with my career but the role does seem like it could suit


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, June 10, 2011, 22:26:38
I had an interview+presentation on Monday and got the job! :) Love it when that happens! Good luck to all on your upcoming interviews


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, June 10, 2011, 22:49:07
I had an interview+presentation on Monday and got the job! :) Love it when that happens! Good luck to all on your upcoming interviews

Congrats.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, June 10, 2011, 22:52:24
cheers leefer


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Friday, June 10, 2011, 23:24:02
Congrats FF.  I'm just finishing an application I've been working on for days.  Similar job to now, but closer to family and within reach of the County Ground - well, an hour or so instead of 3 hours.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 10, 2011, 23:44:20
Congrats FF and good luck everyone else.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, June 11, 2011, 09:42:38
Having the house to myself been for a run, leisurly breakfast & the hills fest!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, June 12, 2011, 15:27:06
Unlucky.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9078208.Crimefighting_computer_took_pictures_of_suspected_burglars_in_Hove/?ref=mmsp


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Sunday, June 12, 2011, 20:05:42
Finding Franks Red Hot Sauce!

I used to be addicted to that. My favourite hot sauce is now, Red Rooster sauce, as the yanks call it, otherwise known as Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce by Hoy Fong Foods.

Back to Frank's though, they do have the best ever recipe on the bottle, which I shall now copy here so all can see the brilliance of this clearly technical and tasty example of cuisine.

Buffalo Chicken Wings

2.5 lbs. chicken wings.
1/2 cup of Franks® RedHot® Sauce.
1/3 cup of melted butter of margarine.

1. Bake wings 1hr at 425'f or deep fry for 12 minutes at 400'f
2. Combine RedHot® Sauce and butter.
3. Dip wings in sauce to coat.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, June 12, 2011, 20:17:24
The three bottles of Kumala Red wine i won at the Hog Roast i attended in Buscot last night,though the home made beast of a home made cake was high up on my wanted list.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, June 12, 2011, 21:15:51
Seeing Drake in Lewis Hamiltons garage


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Sunday, June 12, 2011, 21:28:54
Is that some sort of slang?  Did he park up Lewis hamiltons garage?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, June 12, 2011, 21:30:14
I used to be addicted to that. My favourite hot sauce is now, Red Rooster sauce, as the yanks call it, otherwise known as Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce by Hoy Fong Foods.

Back to Frank's though, they do have the best ever recipe on the bottle, which I shall now copy here so all can see the brilliance of this clearly technical and tasty example of cuisine.

Buffalo Chicken Wings

2.5 lbs. chicken wings.
1/2 cup of Franks® RedHot® Sauce.
1/3 cup of melted butter of margarine.

1. Bake wings 1hr at 425'f or deep fry for 12 minutes at 400'f
2. Combine RedHot® Sauce and butter.
3. Dip wings in sauce to coat.
You should try this
http://www.chillipepperpete.com/products/Sauces/Extreme_Sauces/Satans_Shit_-_55ml.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Sunday, June 12, 2011, 23:28:37
Formula one. That was insane!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, June 13, 2011, 00:18:38
Formula one. That was insane!
One of the best races for quite some time imo! I actually went nuts when Button passed Vettel.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Monday, June 13, 2011, 09:17:29
Formula one. That was insane!

Immense. Hamilton looked sick as a pig with his ears pierced.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Monday, June 13, 2011, 16:44:27
when your typing is so bad even spellcheck can't recommend a word for you.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, June 13, 2011, 22:02:52
When some plonker is tailgating me in a 30mph zone so as soon as up to national speed limit drop a gear and welly it. Bye bye.

Yes, I realise this makes me as immature.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Maverick on Monday, June 13, 2011, 22:16:06
people not turning their headlights on when it's pissing it down - no you don't need your headlights to see but it would be helpfull to see you moron!

So does that make you smile or feel good ... it wasn't clear??!!  ;D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, June 13, 2011, 22:18:50
moved to correct thread :doh:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 08:30:46
When some plonker is tailgating me in a 30mph zone so as soon as up to national speed limit drop a gear and welly it. Bye bye.

Yes, I realise this makes me as immature.

I do the same. I always do 30 in 30 zones and am shocked by the amount of people who speed and tailgate. I used to like dabbing my brakes as well. Or slowing down further. "Hi, I'm Barry and I'm 12 years old."

On a related note, does anyone else notice how many Mum's are racing through 30 zones? It makes my blood boil. Think of your own kids woman.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: phelpsieboy on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 08:44:27
Learning Italian whilst having a slash in Frankie and bennys


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 14:23:30
Not trivial but being able to announce i am going to be a Dad again


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 14:26:54
Not trivial but being able to announce i am going to be a Dad again

Congrats!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 14:30:13
Congratulations


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Highland Robin on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 15:18:04
Congratulations.....I'm nearly a grandad again (third).


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 15:48:10
Not trivial but being able to announce i am going to be a Dad again

Congrats DRS - how many will that be?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 15:56:36
Not trivial but being able to announce i am going to be a Dad again

Congrats!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 16:38:59
Congrats DRS - how many will that be?
Thanks you lot.Will be my 3rd Wiggy but 2nd with my wife.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 16:58:05
Will be my 3rd Wiggy but 2nd with my wife.

Congrats - 1 out of wedlock ?? Shameful  ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 17:01:17
Not trivial but being able to announce i am going to be a Dad again
Well done 8 more for a football team.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 17:01:38
Haha that's the least of my sins  ;)

Cheers


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 20:04:00
congrats dean


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 20:16:12
Not trivial but being able to announce i am going to be a Dad again

 :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 21:19:53
Alan Shearer apparently in talks to be the Cardiff manager...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 21:20:55
Alan Shearer apparently in talks to be the Cardiff manager...
That is gonna end up badly. I can just tell.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 21:35:59
Unemployment.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 21:37:09
When do you start your new job sambo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 21:38:43
Monday. So it's only 5 days of unemployment.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 21:39:47
Did you leave a big shit and loads of pubes in the work bog for spacey to find?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 21:46:52
Nah. Spacey even phoned me today to say goodbye.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 22:06:43
Being the most manly person in a room of 400 people.

Mind you Im at a sophie ellis bextor gig.  Its a bit gay.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 23:31:42
Thanks you lot.Will be my 3rd Wiggy but 2nd with my wife.

Now go and get that vasectomy, before kids bankrupt you!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, June 16, 2011, 12:36:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, June 16, 2011, 14:41:30
fucking ace. spat my drink out over my fucking screen now.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Thursday, June 16, 2011, 18:28:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8

Brilliant, im nicking that!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, June 16, 2011, 20:46:37
The phrase "Financial clout".  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, June 17, 2011, 12:52:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df6Rfsi6zSY


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Saturday, June 18, 2011, 18:33:12
The sight and sound of the Vulcan taking off at Kemble today. Nothing like it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, June 18, 2011, 18:35:41
The sight and sound of the Vulcan taking off at Kemble today. Nothing like it.

I for one am very envious.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, June 18, 2011, 20:48:31
Need for Speed, Hot Pursuit (2)

I've barely played it since I got it for Christmas, but I'm having a game tonight and love it. It's very similar to the original, hence the pedantic 2 above! Can't stand all the unnecessarily protracted crap stuffed in to every message or piece of information though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 10:29:23
Scratching my nuts


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 10:38:10
If it's making you feel good then you're probably lingering a little bit too long.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:14:08
Whilst in the kitchen at work I noticed that the decaf coffee conatiner was empty, so being thoughful chap and mindful of my colleagues I filled it up..........

with normal coffee.........(evil laugh)

Is that the correct action of a man who is close to 40 ???


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:21:24
The little old lady that's suing Bewsters work place for causing caffeine induced anaphylaxis.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:24:15
The little old lady that's suing Bewsters work place for causing caffeine induced anaphylaxis.
;D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:29:37
Watching some idiot from O*ford acting like a twat and getting smacked by the police yesterday evening on the Reeperbahn.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:32:17
Sounds a bit grim


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 13:28:42
CBeebies "Big and Small" trying to write a song about celery. I got a "don't you dare" look off the Mrs before I had a chance to sing the proper version


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 13:34:06
Was watching the same thing, thinking the same thing.  I'm not sure my Mrs knows the Celery Song though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 16:51:23
Quote
"I love Benny Hill. He one of my favourites of aaall time. Like, the way Benny did it, he was just amazing. Just seeing how he put songs together and comedy and the timing and the sketches. He was way ahead of his time. (sic)

"I would like to play Benny Hill in the Benny Hill movie. I'll even paint my face white.["

Snoop Dogg offering to White Up, bloody racist


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Sunday, June 19, 2011, 18:50:04
Being able to get the new Samsung home shirt yesterday, a few days early.

A very nice shirt it is too.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Monday, June 20, 2011, 13:24:34
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ugly-invade-dating-beauties-only-072900678.html



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 19:03:22
Putting down 8,000 words in one day.

Or more to the point, the beer I'm about to have after putting down 8,000 words in one day.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 16:14:37
'gas and air'....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 17:42:48
'gas and air'....
I love that stuff!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 18:29:21
Really, really loud farts.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 21:25:10
Really, really loud farts.

Yours, or anybodies?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 21:28:20
Laura Robson's arse.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Wednesday, June 22, 2011, 21:46:29
Laura Robson's legs.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Thursday, June 23, 2011, 10:07:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBbrL0S_9fI&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBbrL0S_9fI&feature=player_embedded)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, June 23, 2011, 16:14:10
Spam emails with amusing titles.

Just had two:

"Ass rimming, the easy way!"

"COCKZILLA!"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, June 23, 2011, 21:13:02
Seeing a music artist you have listened to for a long time finally get recognition.

Ed Sheeran


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, June 23, 2011, 23:04:46
Seeing a music artist you have listened to for a long time finally get recognition.

Ed Sheeran

Is that the beatbox, singer, kid? Was on Jools Holland? Might be from Norwich?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, June 24, 2011, 08:54:14
My boy getting his pic in the paper

http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Airshow-aims-high-impress-visitors/story-12801256-detail/story.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, June 24, 2011, 10:42:37
Seeing a music artist you have listened to for a long time finally get recognition.

Ed Sheeran
Yeah he's alright. I prefer Dub FX personally.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, June 24, 2011, 13:49:53
Laura Robson's legs.

Laura Robson's arse.

How about all of Laura Robson ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, June 24, 2011, 14:31:02
Stephen Ireland's misses' Bentley. Hmm, that's really tasty.

http://www.motoring.co.uk/car-news/manchester-city-s-stephen-ireland-and-his-bling-bentley_15357

[url width=448 height=300]http://i53.tinypic.com/2zs4ao2.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, June 24, 2011, 14:34:19
Love how they blurred out the licence plate. He wouldn't want just anybody recognising his car now, would he?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, June 24, 2011, 14:37:58
Love how they blurred out the licence plate. He wouldn't want just anybody recognising his car now, would he?

It shouldn't be allowed on the road. Imagine being sick in your own face at 90mph.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Friday, June 24, 2011, 16:49:14
My boy getting his pic in the paper

http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Airshow-aims-high-impress-visitors/story-12801256-detail/story.html

Having read your lad's name, and then looked back at yours I now notice you are not, as I always thought, called Brewster.  I suspect my error says something about me.  :pint:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, June 24, 2011, 17:28:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJyeB065S1c&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, June 24, 2011, 17:55:26
Sinking that putt from 50ft.

That and the drive on the 18th were the only decent shots of the game mind


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, June 24, 2011, 20:34:35
Having read your lad's name, and then looked back at yours I now notice you are not, as I always thought, called Brewster.  I suspect my error says something about me.  :pint:

Its a popular mistake to make

http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/Person.asp?PersonID=BEWDANNY


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 24, 2011, 23:28:46
http://manbabies.com


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 08:28:20
http://manbabies.com
The one on the 20/6 looks like a monster from doctor who.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 09:42:33
yeah, that one's just plain creepy


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 11:54:39
Who said Americans lack taste? (This is a modified Mustang.)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ebaymotors/200618688850#ht_500wt_1095

[url width=497 height=332]http://i52.tinypic.com/35l97wi.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 11:56:32
Yuck


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Abrahammer on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 12:13:35
Meeting Jeff Stelling and finding out he is a throughly nice bloke even when getting pestered non-stop by loads of pissed blokes.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 12:15:22
Getting a better a job on days. Start 4th July very apt


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 12:45:57
Getting a better a job on days. Start 4th July very apt

Congratulations and well done  :clap:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 16:04:01
Getting a better a job on days. Start 4th July very apt

Well done Dave,pleased for you.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 16:13:42
Who said Americans lack taste? (This is a modified Mustang.)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ebaymotors/200618688850#ht_500wt_1095

[url width=497 height=332]http://i52.tinypic.com/35l97wi.png[/url]
It looks like the car from Cars the animated movie.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 18:06:32
Thanks you two, time to celebrate a bit more  :pint:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 18:20:07
Congrats. No mean feat in today's economy. Whatyadoin?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 18:25:29
Back to printing batch. They do lots of POS items for Blue Chip companies, Ralph Lauren, Vodaphone etc


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 18:44:21
Great stuff.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 18:46:03
Congrats squire


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 19:01:54
Winning 2nd hand computer bits on ebay


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 19:14:39
Winning 2nd hand computer bits on ebay

I like that too. Love a bit of Auction Sentry

http://tinyurl.com/6be7wj8
http://tinyurl.com/6y9jctl

The 2700's are fantastic on a long line once flashed with a certain firmware


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 20:00:28
Yeah I bought another 2gb of OCZ memory to match my other sticks. At under 15 quid including delivery I'm very pleased.

Just need to find a cheap graphics card now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 21:21:23
Oooooh errr it's a bit of a monster

http://tinyurl.com/63qrhd5


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: adje on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 22:31:46
Janelle Monae at Glastonbury just now.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 22:37:33
Janelle Monae at Glastonbury just now.

Certainly more entertaining than Coldplay


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 23:48:03
Certainly more entertaining than Coldplay

horses for courses i suppose,but coldplay have killed that tonight.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Saturday, June 25, 2011, 23:55:50
Got nothing against Coldplay - I have their albums - just one of those bands that I can only take in small doses. I have always thought his voice is quite weak live.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: cheltred69 on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 00:34:01
Janelle Monae at Glastonbury just now.

been out tonite so missed the coverage - was she good? Saw her in B'ham a few months ago; was very good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 09:41:31
been out tonite so missed the coverage - was she good? Saw her in B'ham a few months ago; was very good.

Not been watching/listening to every single minute, but her and Primal Scream the highlights so far.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 10:57:57
been out tonite so missed the coverage - was she good? Saw her in B'ham a few months ago; was very good.

Brilliant.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 13:12:36
77 gross off the whites this morning.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 19:24:51
Winding Herthab up and he doesn't even realise it!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 20:10:24
77 gross off the whites this morning.


Bit high for 9 holes though surely :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 20:22:33
Winding Herthab up and he doesn't even realise it!

Your wit was too subtle for me.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 20:23:15
Level through 9 mate it could have been even better had I not slipped one down the main road on 10!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 21:07:24
I don't know how fanbases work in Argentina but if it's anything like England the they'll be a lot of unhappy glory supporters today.

River Plate relegated :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 22:04:24
Level through 9 mate it could have been even better had I not slipped one down the main road on 10!

Broome :hmmm:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 22:46:31
I don't know how fanbases work in Argentina but if it's anything like England the they'll be a lot of unhappy glory supporters today.

River Plate relegated :)

1 dead and 6 riot police seriously injured so far apparently.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Sunday, June 26, 2011, 22:52:44
1 dead and 6 riot police seriously injured so far apparently.

It's going to be a long night in Buenos Aires. Footballing wise, it's incredible.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Monday, June 27, 2011, 00:40:58
Broome :hmmm:

North Wilts - although the top 9 is quite straightforward (which I assume is the Broome reference!)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Monday, June 27, 2011, 17:22:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4x05Z3MSkQ&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Monday, June 27, 2011, 22:04:53
I really like picking scabs. 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 01:20:13
I really like picking scabs. 
Thats bad man. It never grows back. Risque mother fucker!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: phelpsieboy on Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 13:25:48
Getting into a Boozy Football chant off with Cheltenham fans at 4am in a Kebab joint in Chelt, Only Town fan there but I soon showed them ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 13:37:08
Getting into a Boozy Football chant off with Cheltenham fans at 4am in a Kebab joint in Chelt, Only Town fan there but I soon showed them ;)

Well done


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jimmy_onions on Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 13:39:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4x05Z3MSkQ&feature=related

The scene in that film where they took a wrong turn up the dual carriageway during the open top bus tour had me crying...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 19:04:37
The purchase of a new set of Irons. Mizuno JPX 800's to be precise.

Tidy.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 19:07:09
The purchase of a new set of Irons. Mizuno JPX 800's to be precise.

Tidy.

Ah but do they get the creases out of your clothes?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 19:37:13
Ah but do they get the creases out of your clothes?

I think that's what he meant by "tidy".


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 12:42:57
Anyone who buys these is obviously fucked in the head

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/big-picture/2011-06-29/fulhams-official-michael-jackson-tribute-merchandise-dont-stop-til-you-get-enough


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, June 29, 2011, 13:40:57
Anyone who buys these is obviously fucked in the head

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/big-picture/2011-06-29/fulhams-official-michael-jackson-tribute-merchandise-dont-stop-til-you-get-enough

Hahahahahaha. I thought it was a wind up, but they have a full tribute range. Umbrellas, Lanyards, T-Shirts. Marvellous. More Blackpool than Blackpool.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:16:41
Hahahahahaha. I thought it was a wind up, but they have a full tribute range. Umbrellas, Lanyards, T-Shirts. Marvellous. More Blackpool than Blackpool.

Good word.  I like it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:29:18
[url width=222 height=310]http://www.thebusinessdesk.com/assets/_files/cached/img/222x310/feb_09/businessdesk__1235475160_sporto.jpg?access=059T604T840[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Luci on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:35:12
This

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23965909-tower-warders-comic-beefs-captivate-1m-on-youtube.do


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 19:49:06
No grey pubes.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 19:49:09
Finding out I underestimated a payment due to me by 50 quid, and being paid it.

Wooohoooo


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 22:10:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GeisRaias

the entire soundtrack to this film.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 22:13:53
No grey pubes.

plucked them all?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 22:19:22
He didn't say it was one of his own ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 22:20:17
He didn't say it was one of his own ;)
Why is benny looking at your pubes?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 22:43:58
sucessfully removing a fake windows recovery virus all on my todd. Took me fucking hours to do though. Wiped everyting off my desktop and sent my netbook do lally


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 23:00:04
The purchase of a new set of Irons. Mizuno JPX 800's to be precise.

Tidy.

Nice. Mizuno make beautiful midsize irons. Like the look of the JPX800 pro models myself, but still got a year or 2 in my current irons.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 23:09:49
Callaway X Tour for me,dont play often enough so mine will last many a year.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 23:15:03
i have mizuno's mx19's.Custom fitted and nice and forgiving for a hacker like me.
My driver is mizuno too. Mx560. Makes a right racket on impact but is a great driver


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 23:18:45
How much did the c/f irons sting you for with Mizuno?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 23:25:19
claudia wilnkleman is a marmite girl - she just gets hotter and hotter these days!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 23:26:29
Even with a bump like that, I still would.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 30, 2011, 23:28:11
oh god yeah


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, July 1, 2011, 10:47:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Friday, July 1, 2011, 10:50:03
St Pauls Carnival.......any one else going?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, July 1, 2011, 10:58:43
Ah shit that's this weekend isn't it?

Got the worst shifts possible, so no :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Friday, July 1, 2011, 11:00:21
Devizes Beer Festival tomorrow.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 1, 2011, 11:44:09
Callaway X Tour for me,dont play often enough so mine will last many a year.

Im gonna rob your house and take then


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Friday, July 1, 2011, 12:27:35
Having bugger all to do on a Friday and receiving a box of beers for helping someone out earlier on this week!!  :pint:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, July 1, 2011, 13:21:10
How much did the c/f irons sting you for with Mizuno?

£199


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 1, 2011, 21:49:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, July 1, 2011, 21:55:59
Having a photo shoot with the little one today...

Oh and her releasing her bowels all over the photographers room...he he.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, July 1, 2011, 22:03:59
They really should of stitched her up properly after giving birth.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 13:13:07
Conveniently doing the first half of a 10k at the same pace as 3 lycra clad women

Heh Heh Heh 8)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 13:31:20
Conveniently doing the first half of a 10k at the same pace as 3 lycra clad women

Heh Heh Heh 8)

Fred Elliot likes this


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 13:35:45
Fred Elliot likes this

It's a good thing you know Bogus Dave. With internet anonymity he may have well been a 15 stone walker.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 15:04:44
Conveniently doing the first half of a 10k at the same pace as 3 lycra clad women

Heh Heh Heh 8)

I did something similar doing the Swindon Half Marathon last year, I was dead after about 10 miles but there was a lovely blonde in front of me in tight lycra that acted as my "pacemaker" for the remainder of the race :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 18:30:16
Discovering my oven is just big enough to take a 14" pizza.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 19:44:46
They really should of stitched her up properly after giving birth.

I know, I can't take her anywhere!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 20:56:52
Seeing a load of kids playing football, most of them in Prem shirts, but one poor little cunt in a Swindon shirt. Always cheers me up :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Crispy on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 23:38:39
Devizes Beer Festival tomorrow.

Just got home, steaming.

good night!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, July 2, 2011, 23:46:21
at b&q in mk earlier and seeing a chap in a northampton shirt - i was this close - l-l - to hugging him.  one in the eye for the fucking dons, if only on a very small scale.

also finding what i went there for but them not finding it on the system so paying a pound for it - one of these:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hook-up-adapter-Caravan-mains-fly-lead-240v-UK-13A-/380319222004?pt=UK_Campervan_Caravan_Accessories&hash=item588ccac8f4

ok, so not a huge saving but still very welcome


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 00:05:33
Just got home, steaming.

good night!

There were a few people in STFC shirts there today - not one of the bastards came and bought a t-shirt off me!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Crispy on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 09:51:48
There were a few people in STFC shirts there today - not one of the bastards came and bought a t-shirt off me!

I did notice actually. Were you selling t-shirts? Or do you work in the Swindon shop?  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 11:27:50
at b&q in mk earlier and seeing a chap in a northampton shirt - i was this close - l-l - to hugging him.  one in the eye for the fucking dons, if only on a very small scale.

also finding what i went there for but them not finding it on the system so paying a pound for it - one of these:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hook-up-adapter-Caravan-mains-fly-lead-240v-UK-13A-/380319222004?pt=UK_Campervan_Caravan_Accessories&hash=item588ccac8f4

ok, so not a huge saving but still very welcome

I love this...but just one thing.  They're not the dons.  I feel quite strongly about this.  Directly relates to Wimbledon, so they'll always be Franchise to me.

The name itself is an insult.  Bizarrely, as Swindon we would have more right to call ourselves the Dons than Franchise do.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 11:43:15
I love this...but just one thing.  They're not the dons.  I feel quite strongly about this.  Directly relates to Wimbledon, so they'll always be Franchise to me.

The name itself is an insult.  Bizarrely, as Swindon we would have more right to call ourselves the Dons than Franchise do.

Don derives from Dun which is old Anglo Saxon meaning fort or mound.
In old times Southhampton would read South Ham Dun and basicly the same for Northampton etc.http://www.regia.org/languag.htm

To be honest i sort of get your point about the The Franchise but i didn't really like Wimbledon anyway so it dosn't bother me in the slightest,i didn't like Hamann,Jones or that thug Fashunu so it sort of blighted my pity for the few thousand real Wimbledon fans.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 11:47:28
Pinging bra straps.  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 15:05:21
I did notice actually. Were you selling t-shirts? Or do you work in the Swindon shop?  :)

I was selling - see the link in my signature...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 15:24:05
Getting more than £2,000 back from the tax man after filling out my self assessment tax return for 2010/11.  (Only giving back to me what is rightfully mine, but still feels good.)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 16:19:56
Sunday afternoons with the family.  Grass cut, garden sorted.  Pint of London Pride just poured.  Barbeque about to be lit.  Happy days.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 20:22:12
I went to a carnival and a bbq today.  I had lots of meat and beer.  I think this is good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Foggy on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 21:05:18
take that at wembley on friday night, awesome


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 21:07:03
take that at wembley on friday night, awesome

And I got slagged off for eating shit bacon!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: mrverve on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 21:28:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI8OQXnkWIQ&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 22:19:53
the masterchef one is brilliant!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Soothsayers on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 22:52:01
Overtaking a rather nice girl in lycra whilst on a bike ride around Richmond Park, only to realise that she sees that as a challenge and tries to keep up with you. Which, of course, I let her do.

Oh, and slaloming through deer herds on the same ride.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, July 3, 2011, 23:03:05
Watching the status of my PC being defragged.

I've never claimed not to be a strange person.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Monday, July 4, 2011, 09:21:10
Watching the status of my PC being defragged.

I'm with you on this


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, July 4, 2011, 11:05:46
A weekend in Paris in the sunshine.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Monday, July 4, 2011, 21:20:41
This coming weekend for a stag do in Blackpool,probably in the pissing rain :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 09:18:40
Getting holidays approved and flights booked which means I can go to the Crewe and Southend games.

The football bug is slowly creeping back in!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:19:58
My girlfriend passing her driving test and moving in with me.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:23:21
Waking up in a dorm room with 7 (SEVEN) eighteen year old Spanish girls wandering around in their undies. That was a nice result after the disappointment of the Haye fight!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:26:39
My girlfriend passing her driving test and moving in with me.

Wetty


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:27:16
Diving with oceanic black tip and tiger sharks, cage free, tomorrow. If the weather calms down. Then diving/snorkelling the sardine run in the days following. Whales, dolphins, gannets and sharks aplenty.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:28:01
My girlfriend passing her driving test and moving in with me.

You only want her for her pension book


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:28:43
You only want her for her pension book

And a lift home from the pub.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:30:52
My girlfriend passing her driving test and moving in with me.

Surely she has a free bus pass anyway ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:38:03
My girlfriend passing her driving test and moving in with me.
Soppy twat(that's you not a question).

I see you walking lovingly every day down faringon road together


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:38:53
then you go and knock one out


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:40:50
then you go and knock one out

 :D :D



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 16:43:49
then you go and knock one out
Then? I do it when they are in sight.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 18:11:17
The new Malefice video

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/music/1803?refid=0


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 18:29:51
Leaving work a bit early, missing the traffic and getting home in record time - just 1 hour 15 mins - and being home to give Billy Shears Jr his dinner.  Awesome.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 19:13:57
The new Malefice video

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/music/1803?refid=0

Saw that on Scuzz this afternoon. Love it.

Sonisphere tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: adje on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 19:51:26
Waking up in a dorm room with 7 (SEVEN) eighteen year old Spanish girls wandering around in their undies. That was a nice result after the disappointment of the Haye fight!


Whaaaat?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 20:10:58

Whaaaat?

I think the vidiprinter explained everything nicely :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 20:18:18
Saturday and Sunday Patron tickets for next weeks Open arriving in the post today.

I fucking love life sometimes.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 21:03:32
Saturday and Sunday Patron tickets for next weeks Open arriving in the post today.

I fucking love life sometimes.



 :cry: :cry:..........lucky you.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 22:10:06
Sonisphere tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!

On the subject of Sonisphere, Bill Bailey - legend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98xNx87hRbU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98xNx87hRbU)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, 22:14:51
Haha yes, watched that earlier!

According to the website the two main stages are scheduled in such a way that nothing clashes! Going to be an epic weekend.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 08:08:49
Off work until next Thursday. Heading to Scotland for a week.

Unlikely to have any contact at T in the Park so by next Monday I am hopeful we'll have signed 4 or 5 more players and our squad will be complete!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bennett on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 08:22:10
According to the website the two main stages are scheduled in such a way that nothing clashes! Going to be an epic weekend.
hellfest in the US have two main stages next to each other and set up one whilst the other is being used. tis a good idea


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 09:01:20
hellfest in the US have two main stages next to each other and set up one whilst the other is being used. tis a good idea

They did this at RockAField in Luxembourg. Means that you still get to see the bands but there is hardly any standing around waiting. Worked well.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: phelpsieboy on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 10:14:20
The moment you find out your Uni grades and got two Firsts in two of your exams  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 10:45:15
Waking up in a dorm room with 7 (SEVEN) eighteen year old Spanish girls wandering around in their undies. That was a nice result after the disappointment of the Haye fight!

Then REALLY waking up.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 10:50:15
haha, no this happened. it was remarkable...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Paolo69 on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 11:13:26
Pictures please.....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 11:14:09
I had a similar experience in Manchester

[url width=227 height=222]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_UMxwbmobX8AXwn1-U7S0y83QpHm2GU2DvZZd5lLfR9GyWC9Z&t=1[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 11:15:15
^^ why have you got a picture of Ralphs mum ^^


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: JanAageisGod on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 11:19:34
The name of Argentinian tennis player Eduardo Schwank


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 11:31:18
You only want her for her pension book

Bunch of cunts. She's 23.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 11:33:17
Bit young for a pension book innit.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 11:33:58
Then? I do it when they are in sight.

confirmed.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 11:40:22
Every time I see a reference to Knights on here, I think of this - kuniggits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 18:39:58
this pic of one of my friends on fb:

[url width=180 height=494]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/273524_514607031_5830557_n.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 18:40:58
Sweet baby Jesus! Cracking wagons...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 18:43:52
Sweet baby Jesus! Cracking wagons...

Looks a bit silicone to me....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 18:44:54
Looks a bit silicone to me....

No complaints here...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 18:47:16
i'm not sure if they are or not, met her last year working out in mallorca when she was 19 - maybe an 18th present from daddy.

either way i'd have loved to have seen her naked


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 18:53:04
I think she's scary looking


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 18:56:12
Getting tickets for the Darts World Championship.

And noticing that the Middlesex bowler looks like the bloke who played Stifler in American Pie.

And The Re's score after 10 overs.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 19:15:36
[url width=320 height=528]http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/deck-rot.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 19:17:42
I think she's scary looking

she does look a bit odd face wise in that pic but in others she looks damn hot - in the flesh she is very lovely


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 19:23:37
Share...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 19:30:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQtWVcFpvHg


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 22:00:38
Googling for info on a new stereo for my car and landing up on another forum where I find the contributor was none other than the TEF's very own Si Pie.

These bloody internet geeks get everywhere!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 22:46:45
Somebody asking Al Murray what his favourite cheese was. Was it a TEF'er?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, July 7, 2011, 22:51:16
I think she's scary looking
she looks like a fucking Zombie to me


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, July 9, 2011, 01:59:20
when your farts smell like sweedish meetballs - not eaten them for a couple of years


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, July 9, 2011, 02:43:27
Googling for info on a new stereo for my car and landing up on another forum where I find the contributor was none other than the TEF's very own Si Pie.

These bloody internet geeks get everywhere!

Quality. What you thinking of getting?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, July 9, 2011, 08:48:08
Googling for info on a new stereo for my car and landing up on another forum where I find the contributor was none other than the TEF's very own Si Pie.

These bloody internet geeks get everywhere!

I remember using The Dug Out Forums years ago and Simon Pieman being involved in some threads. I believe it was the same Si Pie.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, July 9, 2011, 09:25:55
Quality. What you thinking of getting?

 Probably a Sony unit. Something with bluetooth and aux.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Monday, July 11, 2011, 16:39:40
http://live4liverpool.com/2011/07/video/video-very-funny-skill-fail-from-brazil?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, July 11, 2011, 19:45:16
Sorting out somewhere to live, woop


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Monday, July 11, 2011, 20:40:32
Bowling round mothers for dinner on a Monday and getting a proper roast dinner with homemade cheesecake


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, July 11, 2011, 20:50:20
Bowling round mothers for dinner on a Monday and getting a proper roast dinner with homemade cheesecake

Dave you are winning !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, July 11, 2011, 21:33:03
Probably a Sony unit. Something with bluetooth and aux.

My only gripe with the one I have is no caller ID on the display. Of course this is solved by mounting the phone in a visible place so it doesn't really matter.

Ditched the music streaming a while ago, a hard wire connection is better.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, July 11, 2011, 23:24:24
Yeah I'll probably go with something that has a USB connection (on the rear preferably, my OCD doesn't like unsightly cables).

Not sure whether to get a double-din or just a single-din with a fascia adaptor. They can look a bit tacky.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, 07:15:26
Whoever designed the layout of the seats at Brighton's new ground...


[url width=647 height=478]http://www.northstandchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23434&stc=1&d=1303286832[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bennett on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, 08:22:05
i'm not sure that's real. the wikipedia picture shows no faecal matter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Falmerstadium-may2011.JPG


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, 08:26:22
Just realised that my back hasn't hurt for a couple of days.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, 08:53:35
My Conjunctivitis clearing up! Fuck me.... it makes a difference!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, 21:40:08
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/wales/8631252/Wales-sink-below-Faroe-Islands-after-student-finds-flaw-in-Fifa-rankings-system.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, 22:11:52
The Beckham's attempt at a fancy fashionable name sounding like a pilot for a 70's Sci-Fi series.

My child to be is going to be christened Harold Twelve


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, 22:12:57
Listening to Killing Joke


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, 23:02:44
My geek-tastic home entertainment set up.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Panda Paws on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 11:42:27
Whoever designed the layout of the seats at Brighton's new ground...


[url width=647 height=478]http://www.northstandchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23434&stc=1&d=1303286832[/url]

It is real, but was a prank, the builders were just having a laugh.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 11:55:42
Sausage rolls. I've rediscovered them  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 11:57:02
Sausage rolls. I've rediscovered them  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

You want to check the sell-by date.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 12:01:19
Finding tradesmen that give a price and do the job properly without me having to moan or chase them up. No hidden extra add ons either.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 12:05:39
You want to check the sell-by date.
   :D :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jimmy_onions on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 12:09:47
amen to that brother,

one for the moaning thread - customer service and general pride in work is absolutely fucking apalling these days, whether its tradesman, garages, insurance companies, banks, buying a meal at a pub or just anyone else you have to deal with on the phone - nowadays, I actually expect something to go wrong and expect to have to chase up, harry, remind, insist, poke, prod, moan etc in order to get things done.
No one seems to care, there is no pride, inefficiency seems to be rife...

BUT, as per arribas post, once in a blue moon you come across a tradesmans (or just someone else you deal with) who is honest, efficient, fair and friendly...and most importantly, just seems to have a little bit of pride in getting their job done to the best of their ability.

Unfortunately this seems to be very much the exception nowadays.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 13:13:05
Finding tradesmen that give a price and do the job properly without me having to moan or chase them up. No hidden extra add ons either.

Feel free to give them a plug, it could be useful to someone in the future.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 13:29:08
Finding tradesmen that give a price and do the job properly without me having to moan or chase them up. No hidden extra add ons either.

They should have their own entrance...........


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 13:38:29
Jalapeno peppers.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 15:08:38
Jalapeno peppers.

Amen to that brother


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 15:17:27
Three day week.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 15:33:55
Jalapeno peppers.

I had a Domino's hot n spicy last night, I have felt the full effect (3 times) of jalapeno peppers today.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 15:53:16
I haven't had a chance to grab anything to eat today as work is fucking manic and you're posting about Dommys, you sir are a bastard.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 15:58:28
I had the Hot N Spicy, but on a BBQ base, it's even better.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 16:12:55
Jalapeno peppers.

Brought a jar a few days ago and they're nearly all gone. Mouth is watering at the thought of them now!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 16:16:31
I had the Hot N Spicy, but on a BBQ base, it's even better.

Ban please.

Going to smash one tonight now. Half/half Meteor/American hot, garlic bread, chicken strips with shit loads of honey mustard, fuck me I've got a lob on just thinking about it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 16:16:50
Reggae Reggae Dominos is the shit.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 16:44:11
 dominos is shit.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 16:45:23
What's the new stuffed crust offering from Dominos like?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 16:53:37
Jalapeno peppers.

Get yourself some red jalapenos. They're hotter, sweeter and as sexy as Peter Andre in a mankini. Once I discovered them, I realised normal jalapenos are plain shit in comparison.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 16:54:29
Barry - i'll search for some over the weekend! Do Tesco do them?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 16:57:21
Remembering how fucking great Limp Bizkit were at Sonisphere.
Being right at the front for the whole Slipknot set.
Seeing the Airbourne guitarist climb to the top of the stage rigging and doing a solo, then climbing down and smashing three cans of lager against his head until they split.
Seeing the Big 4 perform Am I Evil by Diamond Head.

Sonisphere.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 17:00:13
Barry - i'll search for some over the weekend! Do Tesco do them?

Dunno. I've seen them in most supermarkets, but have also noticed some don't do them. I know Asda used to sell the best ones, Discovery, and Morrison's sell the Old el Paso ones (not as good).


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 17:31:08
Seeing the Big 4 perform Am I Evil by Diamond Head.
Diamond Head really should have made it - fantastic live but not so good on vinyl - a bit like dr Feelgood.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 17:36:57
Diamond Head really should have made it - fantastic live but not so good on vinyl - a bit like dr Feelgood.
I'd never heard them before, they opened the festival and were pretty good - although it wasn't the original singer. But Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax all cite DH as their inspiration. Praise indeed!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 20:03:58
dominos is shit.

True dat.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 20:24:20
What's the new stuffed crust offering from Dominos like?

It's the best thing they've done.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 20:27:01
True dat.

I agree, arriba showed me the light with Papa Johns. It's nice knowing I won't be getting skanked with the toppings in the hope I order double sauce. (WHO THE FUCK WANTS DOUBLE SAUCE CUNTS! PUT THE PROPER AMOUNT ON!) :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 20:47:49
I had a papa johns in the US a few years ago. Had one slice and had to throw it away. Was vile.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 20:48:42
I agree, arriba showed me the light with Papa Johns. It's nice knowing I won't be getting skanked with the toppings in the hope I order double sauce. (WHO THE FUCK WANTS DOUBLE SAUCE Knights! PUT THE PROPER AMOUNT ON!) :D
Oh man, I swear me and my mates kept Papa Johns in business for almost 2 years. Fucking beautiful.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 20:49:34
Papa Johns is my pizza delivery of choice too.

Domino's serve cardboard. Perfect Pizza were good. They they went rubbish. Pizza Hut somehow taste different from eating in.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 20:53:25
Domino's serve cardboard.

Cardboard that's often floppier than a droopy cock.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 21:00:37
papa johns is good... but their garlic butter dip is disgusting


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 21:02:56
papa johns is good... but their garlic butter dip is disgusting

Oh jesus, it makes me sick thinking about it. It's like sour milk and toe-jam.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 23:44:25
Finding UEFA Striker for PS1 in a dusty cupboard earlier! Brings back loads of memories of my childhood, and it has quite possibly the best music ever featured in a game.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bennett on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 07:22:02
Oh jesus, it makes me sick thinking about it. It's like sour milk and toe-jam.
it's effectively slightly garlicky butter isn't it?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 08:30:13
Cycling down Great Western Way between Blagrove and Mannington when there's a perfectly good cycle lane that runs alongside the dual carriageway!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 09:21:09
Get yourself some red jalapenos. They're hotter, sweeter and as sexy as Peter Andre in a mankini. Once I discovered them, I realised normal jalapenos are plain shit in comparison.

Way ahead of you brother.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 09:22:50
And for those who asked, you can get both green and red jalapenos in a little jar in Sainsburys towen centre.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 09:27:00
it's effectively slightly garlicky butter isn't it?

Probably. :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 09:44:59
And for those who asked, you can get both green and red jalapenos in a little jar in Sainsburys towen centre.

I live in ciren so i'll have to check around here. Thanks anyway


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 10:36:45
Getting a booty call from an ex girlfriend last night - popped round, got the job done, back home! Everyones a winner.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 12:43:21
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:17:42
Going on holiday to Lanzarote for the next 11 days.

When I get back it will only be 11 days until the new season!  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 14:27:47
That means there is only 22 days to the new season, happy days!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 15:01:34
That means there is only 22 days to the new season, happy days!

Not that 99% of people on here will be interested but the SPL kicks off next Saturday for some reason.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 15:04:03
I saw that advertised on sky the either day, was a bit surprised, I can only assume it's due to the fact that Scotland basically shuts in winter.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bennett on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 15:19:26
becoming so crap at golf today the red arrows did a display to celebrate!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 16:31:29
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/345902539.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1310658376&Signature=I1wE5eF%2BSAEAyYK6mxEdVva2MGw%3D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MaTaNzA on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 16:34:34
The server going down at work for the afternoon so no emails to answer for! Dreading tomorrow though..


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Thursday, July 14, 2011, 17:56:51
Unexpected beer delivery.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Friday, July 15, 2011, 09:47:03
Being resigned to having to wait in all day for a delivery, which then comes early.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, July 15, 2011, 10:01:14
We have a Scottish guy in our office called Donald.
He cycled to work this morning and came into the building wearing shorts.

I had great pleasure in asking him where his troosers were.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, July 15, 2011, 10:36:01
[url width=682 height=501]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01344/Kelly-MAIN_1344841a.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, July 15, 2011, 10:38:57
Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, July 15, 2011, 10:46:33
Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?

Stephen Hawking, he's good at talking
but not at walking,
Stephen Hawking


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, July 15, 2011, 11:02:42
Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?

looks like Willem Dafoe


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, July 15, 2011, 13:18:52
Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :clap:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Trashbat? on Friday, July 15, 2011, 13:31:21
Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?

Probably..his misses used to abuse him by leaving him in the sun


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Friday, July 15, 2011, 14:31:09
That has to be a woman on the sun-lounger - no self respecting bloke would just carry on reading the paper with her walking past.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Wilf Shergold on Friday, July 15, 2011, 14:33:38
Sorting through a collapsed box of old programmes in the loft - Aug '68 v Reading, I note that the stiffs have beaten Poxford away 1-0, home 8-0, already.

Not such good news, in the included Football League Review magazine (it used to come free with the prog. in them days), is a full colour double page spread of the Pox and the Div 3 Trophy from the previous season. Complete with Atkinsons R and G.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, July 15, 2011, 17:38:48
Word has got out I'm looking to leave my job so I've been promised a 'serious' pay rise (backdated to July) and a 'significant' bonus and if I'm not happy with it it will be negotiable. Only snag is i will have to wait a couple of months until the official pay reviews. Could be bull but it's cheered me up a fair bit.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, July 15, 2011, 19:24:55
Possibly already posted but -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFm2JB9z-_g&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, July 15, 2011, 19:28:07
Getting my train tickets for the 6th  ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, July 15, 2011, 19:44:12
Checking out the gallery on the official site and realising that Risser and Comazzi look hard as fuck.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Friday, July 15, 2011, 20:39:53
Getting up at some god forsaken hour tomorrow to take FULL advantage of two days hospitality at the Open.

I fucking love golf, but I love Mr Nikon more.

 :pint: :smugfu:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, July 15, 2011, 20:47:02
Have a good weekend and take some waterproofs.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Friday, July 15, 2011, 21:01:12
Have a good weekend and take some waterproofs.


Aready packed them mate, along with the brolly and woolie hat. Don't know if tomorrows tee times are published yet, but I want to see a bit of Jimenez as I reckon he's fucking Ace. And if he is paired with Bjorn, that's an even bigger bonus.

Posh hotel tomorrow night as well, and the final round on Sunday. I am almost pissing myself with anticipation.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Saturday, July 16, 2011, 00:04:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZKFFK4x4Fc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk9EBOOAYiU



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, July 16, 2011, 00:05:59
Aready packed them mate, along with the brolly and woolie hat. Don't know if tomorrows tee times are published yet, but I want to see a bit of Jimenez as I reckon he's fucking Ace. And if he is paired with Bjorn, that's an even bigger bonus.

Posh hotel tomorrow night as well, and the final round on Sunday. I am almost pissing myself with anticipation.
You'll definitely need the waterproofs then


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Anteater on Saturday, July 16, 2011, 00:51:00
After a particularly shitty week at work a few beers and a bit of Friendly Fires at T in the park (Hawaiian Air) for a cheer up !  :beers:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, July 16, 2011, 09:23:06
Picking up photos from the photographer of our new baby and forgetting, for a few mins, how much they cost. All worth it though!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Saturday, July 16, 2011, 10:44:26
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14170365.stm

Amusingly stupid stuff made to appear worse than it was. Apparently, Newcastle fans were chanting about going on the pitch if Sammy Ameobi scored. He scored, so they did. Friendlies are dull :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, July 16, 2011, 10:50:30
Joey Barton and Alan Smith: The voices of reason

Blimey.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Saturday, July 16, 2011, 18:14:59
Joey Barton and Alan Smith: The voices of reason

Blimey.

Turns out that there was a little bit of Oxford passion in Darlington last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txweF3K2zlE


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, July 16, 2011, 20:11:32
Turns out that there was a little bit of Oxford passion in Darlington last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txweF3K2zlE
At about 0.45 in the lad in the green jumper giving it large, oblivious to the 2 coppers coming in from the side of him and taking him a beauty.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 11:22:14
http://breadfish.de/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 13:26:19
The Prevention of Harrasment Act 1997 - hopefully.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 14:44:37
Still going on then CS?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 15:47:16
http://breadfish.de/

It's no

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ 

is it?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 16:26:12
It's infinitely better


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 16:26:25
Still going on then CS?
Its been quiet for a week but I won't crack open the champagne yet. Went down Gablecross this morning and they're going to interview her under caution on Friday with her mother. I gave them a chronology of events, the criminal acts I think she has committed, what evidence could be available and photos of everything.
I told them that if they don't prosecute under the Prevention of Harrasment Act 1997, I would and if succesful I'd look for reimbursement out of police budget and make it very, very public that I had no choice but to do so as the police would not let me speak to the people involved, their parents, I'm not allowed to confront them even if I catch them in the act etc. So effectively I am completely powerless ( within the law ) unless the police do their job. I either have to go through a civil court or give them a hiding.
The police stance has changed a bit after this morning.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 16:31:53
Excellent, shame you had to nudge them to do their job.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Sunday, July 17, 2011, 18:58:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_XEiV-l97o

Forgot all about this little song.  Makes me smile.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Monday, July 18, 2011, 06:55:04
I'm off to ride an ostrich today, that's making me smile a little


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 18, 2011, 09:45:24
Fot the last few months there has been a group of 5 polish girls on the bus every morning.They sit giggling and laughing at me talking polish and it was doing my head in and wanted to know what they were saying.

This morning when i got on i said witam chcesz śniadanie,the look on their faces when they thought i could speak polish was fucking brilliant.

Can just imagine them thinking oh fuck he knows everything we have been saying.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, July 18, 2011, 09:48:20
Are they fit though


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 18, 2011, 09:50:55
Two of them are fucking stunning hence why i said hello want breakfast


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, July 18, 2011, 09:57:17
Good lad.

They might fancy you


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Monday, July 18, 2011, 10:00:41
Good lad.

They might fancy you

Doubtful. Extremely doubtful.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Monday, July 18, 2011, 10:01:54
Oh come on Steve, they might like the rotund type ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Monday, July 18, 2011, 10:02:20
Doubtful. Extremely doubtful.

Take that back DRS is a wonderful man


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: china red on Monday, July 18, 2011, 10:03:57
Got my divorce finalised today, got a new job lat week and back for the first game of the season.  Three reasons to feel good!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 18, 2011, 10:04:24
Two of them are fucking stunning hence why i said hello want breakfast

Fit Eastern Europeans...*drool slobber*  don't die wondering DRS.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 18, 2011, 10:05:16
Take that back DRS is a wonderful man
Thank you David. Tans you cunt.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 18, 2011, 10:52:21
Fot the last few months there has been a group of 5 polish girls on the bus every morning.They sit giggling and laughing at me talking polish and it was doing my head in and wanted to know what they were saying.

This morning when i got on i said witam chcesz śniadanie,the look on their faces when they thought i could speak polish was fucking brilliant.

Can just imagine them thinking oh fuck he knows everything we have been saying.

Te estesh piekna - You are beautiful
pokaz mi swojl broskfinka - Show me your vagina


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, July 18, 2011, 11:15:38
Cheers mate i shall be using them. Reg they are stunning i must admit


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, July 18, 2011, 12:13:21
Brazil missing all their penalties in the Copa America last night, as well as Tevez missing the decisive penalty for the Argies.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, July 18, 2011, 12:21:35
Thank you David. Tans you cunt.

Wheres my insult?  Nepotism.......


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, July 18, 2011, 14:18:21
Sepp Blatter getting roundly boo'd as he came onto the pitch last night at the Women's World Cup final last night.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Monday, July 18, 2011, 18:12:56
[url width=540 height=112]http://arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/gowank.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, July 18, 2011, 19:10:10
Passed my exam today.

I never want to have read about the regulation or ethics of financial services ever again.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 18, 2011, 19:13:00
Just look at what you get in the 'This includes' section.  Happy New Year!

http://www.tigerlilyedinburgh.co.uk/offers/bedroom-offers/hogmanay-at-tigerlily/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, July 18, 2011, 19:27:06
Hahaha... she's old, but worth considering.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 18, 2011, 21:59:55
Hahaha that actually a really lush hotel too


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 00:50:40
scoring amazing over head kicks!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 09:30:46
scoring amazing over head kicks!
I've never quite got the hang of it.

Is there a certain moment that you have to press circle?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 09:50:33
scoring amazing over head kicks!

Did you wake up wet after that dream?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 09:52:42
getting stung by a wasp in my loft and not going into anagyliptic shock like i did the last time.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 09:54:47
getting stung by a wasp in my loft and not going into anagyliptic shock like i did the last time.


I should say that would make you feel good.  I'd put it a little above trivial though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DV Canio on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 14:14:58
I've never quite got the hang of it.

Is there a certain moment that you have to press circle?

It was real and everything - got about 30 witnesses!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 16:19:55
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jul/19/backheeled-penalty-uae-awana-diab


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 16:25:05
Saw that on SSN earlier, the guy just came on as a sub, took that penalty, then was taken stright off.

Bit harsh, they were 5-2 up.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 16:44:32
He's done nothing wrong.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 16:51:16
At least he scored. Brazil took 4 penalties the other night...and missed them all.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,19494_7045656,00.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 16:51:40
It was a shit penalty as well.  Keeper should have got that.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 19:40:32
getting stung by a wasp in my loft and not going into anagyliptic shock like i did the last time.


I have never been stung in my loft before,sounds painfull.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 16:54:50
I would like to see the Sealed Knot recreate Luton Town v Millwall 1985

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbMcXxhPPKg


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 17:43:22
Having been moved from a computer on which everyone can see what i'm looking at to one where no-one can see what i'm looking at

hehehehe


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, 19:57:36
Bonus from work is confirmed and I will be getting it August. Pretty sweet as nobody outside management usually gets one.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 14:08:44
Getting my season ticket in the post. Excited!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 14:13:03
im not sure which trivial thread to put this in but......nice bonus from work but because of tax reasons i have to get it in "love to shop vouchers".


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 15:01:37
5 hours of work left then 6 weeks off....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 15:04:01
5 hours of work left then 6 weeks off....

Should be forced to make up the time you all fucking squandered striking first!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 20:17:44
the new chick on eastenders, lola is 18, pefectly acceptable.

she was in jamie's dream school which i saw none of too apparently

http://www.behance.net/gallery/Danielle-Harold-%28Jamies-Dream-School-tv-show%29/1425831


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 21:39:41
I'm now Uncle Samdy :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, July 21, 2011, 21:40:42
I'm now Uncle Samdy :)

You always have been to me :girlgiggle:

Congrats Sam :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Friday, July 22, 2011, 08:04:55
Should be forced to make up the time you all fucking squandered striking first!

Support staff never went on strike.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Friday, July 22, 2011, 10:38:21
I'm now Uncle Samdy :)

Congratulations.

Support staff never went on strike.

If you're effected by the single status bullshit you should've done.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 10:17:38
Congrats Sam.
---------------

Rediscovering running.

Up to the end of school I used to love running. 800m was my favourite, best time was 2:19 which is good if not spectacular for a 15 year old. Long distance next favourite. Never had the speed for the middle distances. Then came car, beer and bad diet.

Anyhow ffwd 20 years and I weigh approx 50% more than back then. And so running 3 miles in 29 minutes is probably a good  time for an asthmatic snail, but it gives me a warm glow of achievement.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 10:55:58
I need to follow your lead.  I used to love running.  Even managed two marathons - New York in 2002 and London in 2007...but that was pretty much the last outing I had.  Oldest little one arrived the following year and my life since then has been rather different.  Wonderful in many ways, but a lot less time for the things that I used to enjoy.  Running - and football - have taken the back seat for a few years.  I'm hoping normal service will resume on both fronts quite soon!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 10:58:46
I'd love to do a marathon. Though clearly that's some way (and several stone) off. I wouldn't care about time, just running it all to the finish.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 16:17:16
I'd love to do a marathon. Though clearly that's some way (and several stone) off. I wouldn't care about time, just running it all to the finish.

Batch - make sure you get fitted for correct running shoes - Run Swindon up in old town is the best place I've found.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 16:18:31
Finishing my first triathlon of the year after missing last year with post viral fatigue bollocks.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 17:21:22
Batch - make sure you get fitted for correct running shoes - Run Swindon up in old town is the best place I've found.

Thanks, got my running style analysed in sweatshop. Consequently have a pair of Asics Gel Keyano as I ain't exactly natural (As the back sole of my work shoes suggest).


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 17:41:38
Thanks, got my running style analysed in sweatshop. Consequently have a pair of Asics Gel Keyano as I ain't exactly natural (As the back sole of my work shoes suggest).

Good stuff.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 17:45:15
I did the Swindon Half Marathon last year.
Fuck knows what possessed me to do it, just a spur of the moment thing.
I was nearly dead at the end, but crossing the finish line is a great feeling.
Fucking slow time, about 2 1/2 hours, but I raised £200 for charity :)

Might give it another go one day.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 17:48:25
You need to cut down on the guinness and fags phil ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 17:51:36
Get fucked, Guinness and cigarettes are two of the finest things in life.

(I will give up ciggies again at some point, but i'm enjoying smoking again ) :toocool:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: herthab on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 18:26:10
Everyone I have ever seen out running (Unless they were kids) look as miserable as fuck.

Staying fit and healthy is unpatriotic anyway. We need more people dying at 65, not 'looking after themselves' and living into their 80's and 90's.

Won't someone think of the children?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 18:26:43
Staying fit and healthy is unpatriotic anyway. We need more people dying at 65, not 'looking after themselves' and living into their 80's and 90's.

Amen to that.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 20:33:13
[url width=580 height=395]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/02/g-pig-love.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 20:36:44
I was doing OK until I got to the bit about sleeping for two days after. I've now sprayed the keyboard with coke.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 20:39:24
dont lie it was jizz.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Costanza on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 21:31:54
I half expecting to read:

"Sooty was found relaxing in the corner, smoking a cigarette."


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Saturday, July 23, 2011, 22:12:34
Legend.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Sunday, July 24, 2011, 04:12:27
Hitting a royal flush Whilst playing poker with the boys tonight, fucking awesome :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, July 24, 2011, 22:47:13
My hero in action.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JPbSWeeoR0


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: ndc-red on Sunday, July 24, 2011, 23:13:41
Watching that game atm, balotelli is an idiot but Joe Hart has just won the penno shootout for city - looks like england may finally have a keeper who is decent at penno's - saved a few and he rifled one top corner to win it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Monday, July 25, 2011, 15:18:49
http://fourfourtwo.com/news/restofeurope/82973/default.aspx


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Langers on Monday, July 25, 2011, 19:06:59
Thinking that as I have left it quite late, I expected the train tickets for the first few home games to be stupidly expenisve but it turns out I can get £18 return for the Crewe game and £11 return for the Rotherham game. Result.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, July 26, 2011, 13:12:15
Hitting a royal flush Whilst playing poker with the boys tonight, fucking awesome :)

Not as good as hitting it on a video poker machine in Vegas.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, July 26, 2011, 16:26:32
[url width=400 height=357]http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jmc1/2.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, July 26, 2011, 17:19:26
Random friendlies on ITV4


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sharpe on Tuesday, July 26, 2011, 18:07:40
Leon Knight's twitter.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, July 26, 2011, 18:08:33
http://www.whateverhappenedtoblog.co.uk/html/clydewijnhard.html

"“Not long after he arrived I read an interview in the local paper with Lou Macari stating that because of my lifestyle and outlook I would never fully recover from the injuries I suffered and would never play competitively again. Obviously that was the biggest motivation I could receive! I have always been a highly motivated person anyway and I believe I would have returned to competitive football regardless of Macari’s comments, but they definitely put a bit more fire in my belly! I did think Macari was very unprofessional to make these comments though and, although he was a great great player, I felt he was completely out of his depth as a manager"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, July 26, 2011, 19:21:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Up8t7LbNI&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 12:23:50
Shopping at cabbot circus. Clunge everywhere


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 15:39:17
Frankel. Well actually, backing Frankel. What a horse.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 17:07:52
Getting my first tattoo and enjoying the whole experience!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 17:21:52
what did you get sippo?  i want one on my wrist but don't know what


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 17:29:06
Daughters name and dob on my forearm. Bit of a common idea I know, but always wanted one and didn't no where so seemed ideal.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 17:32:45
nice, yeah it's been done before but at least it's personal.  i've got nothing i care about enough to have something symbolic and don't just want to get a star or something.  had thought about literally two lines next to eachother one bold one thinner but just cannot make my mind up.  maybe a watch or something as i don't actually like to physically wear one


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 17:33:30
also i'm a terrible artist so can't really design something myself


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 17:35:40
Well I had mine done in Neils tattoo's in cheney manor. Charges £40 ph.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 17:44:02
also i'm a terrible artist so can't really design something myself

Check out Cherubs in Devizes - Great artist called Richy Hurle there.

http://www.cherubtattoo.co.uk/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:24:57
Boris Johnson's speech at the 'One year to go' Olympic ceremony.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:30:52
Boris Johnson's speech at the 'One year to go' Olympic ceremony.

impossible not to like him isn't it


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:33:37
Boris Johnson's speech at the 'One year to go' Olympic ceremony.
I chuckled too - another classic from Boris


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:35:26
Boris Johnson's speech at the 'One year to go' Olympic ceremony.

Very good wasn't it.

"Our stadiums are so ready we may as well call a snap Olympics tomorrow" :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:39:04
Liked the bit about the hoodied crusties breaking the countdown clock.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:51:45
Better than a lot of boring speeches. Only problem was that Boris didn't repeat his 'wiff waff coming home' quote.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 20:22:37
Check out Cherubs in Devizes - Great artist called Richy Hurle there.

http://www.cherubtattoo.co.uk/

I had mine done there but I had the lady - couldn't recommend highly enough


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 20:24:04
I had mine done there but I had the lady - couldn't recommend highly enough

And her a married woman. Get in....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 20:57:40
Van Dammes hair in the coors advert.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 21:01:03
Beating the old man at golf 2 and 1 and having a couple of pints with the old git afterwards on a fine summers evening.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 23:01:10
Returning from holiday to my car looking as good as new with the two dents/scrapes no longer there.  An excellent job and only cost £250 when the next cheapest quote I'd had was £480 and others higher than that. 


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 23:41:57
Reading through very old posts in general discussion. Dave M Russell prefers bottled beer to tinned and sonicyouth thinks Dave is an alcoholic.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, July 28, 2011, 08:12:53
impossible not to like him isn't it

No.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, July 28, 2011, 08:14:47
Pulling out of side roads in my tractor and holding up wankers on their way to work.

Mwah ha ha ha!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Paolo69 on Thursday, July 28, 2011, 08:59:54
Kirsty Gallacher back on Sky Sports news and now in the morning too.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Thursday, July 28, 2011, 10:02:27
Pulling out of side roads in my tractor and holding up wankers on their way to work.

Mwah ha ha ha!

Could well be that I'm just about to get whooshing, but... do you actually have a tractor?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Thursday, July 28, 2011, 10:06:20
Just seen the other tread - oops


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, July 28, 2011, 11:31:14
Kirsty Gallacher back on Sky Sports news and now in the morning too.

May just be me but i don't find her attractive at all.

Makes no difference to me really as I work so have no time for Sky Sports News in the morning


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Trashbat? on Thursday, July 28, 2011, 16:35:22
http://www.youtube.com/v/IYwf2SBWa5o?version=3&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0

If they get relegated this year they have their tv career's to fall back on


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Friday, July 29, 2011, 08:36:30
Getting ready to head off to Pembrokeshire for a week.

And having found a dog-sitting service there who seem really nice, so we can go to Oakwood Theme Park one day.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, July 29, 2011, 16:46:33
miniclip pool


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, July 29, 2011, 18:45:08
Getting ready to head off to Pembrokeshire for a week.

And having found a dog-sitting service there who seem really nice, so we can go to Oakwood Theme Park one day.

Have a good week....hope you get some decent weather.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, July 29, 2011, 19:12:02
Getting ready to head off to Pembrokeshire for a week.

And having found a dog-sitting service there who seem really nice, so we can go to Oakwood Theme Park one day.
Apart from being in Welsh Land its a bloody nice part of the world. Great cliff views and plenty of good places to eat.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, July 29, 2011, 19:39:31
Corporate at Brighton v Leeds this season. Should be a nice experience


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, July 29, 2011, 20:37:56
Getting the signed PDC shirt from Ebay for £41!!

Dacheur would be weeping :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: marvinTPA on Friday, July 29, 2011, 20:49:33
remembering david icke


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, July 29, 2011, 20:57:11
Oxford fans sharing the finer details of their Aug 21st travel/fare evasion plans with Wiltshire Police and FGW on their internet forum.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, July 29, 2011, 21:01:00
Fucking retards they are


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Friday, July 29, 2011, 22:43:47
Fucking retards they are

I know - some of them don't even order sentences correctly.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jutty274 on Saturday, July 30, 2011, 10:41:57
Finally being able to get on the forum. After being on holiday for a week with no wi-fi or mobile 3g signal. I only went to Essex


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, July 31, 2011, 20:55:25
This series of shorts on Paramount.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xorQyl121I


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, August 1, 2011, 15:14:55
Finally being able to get on the forum. After being on holiday for a week with no wi-fi or mobile 3g signal. I only went to Essex

Should stayed there!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, August 2, 2011, 15:35:04
Getting the signed PDC shirt from Ebay for £41!!

Dacheur would be weeping :D

Actually, Dachauer would be immediately trying to sell it at £150


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, August 2, 2011, 17:53:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_M2ChEf9g&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Gq5o1y6-I&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, August 2, 2011, 18:47:34
Was just out for a run. Lining up to run past this woman (quite a plump woman) - she half turned round, startled, before promptly running into her own legs and stacking it onto the floor. She was fine, nothing hurt but pride. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen though.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, August 2, 2011, 18:52:45
Whilst watching PAOK beat Valerenga in a pub in Greece, finding out that the Greek word for foul is foul, offside is offside and corner is corner.  How the fuck did Pythagoras come up with his ideas with no word for corner!  Even more of a genius than I thought.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 16:43:15
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=John_Barnes_%28footballer%29&oldid=367205137#Tactics


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 17:35:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzWsoi5VtEs&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bennett on Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 17:51:53
that is amazing. i want to go drunk to a sealife centre and create havoc. the russian "security" seem hopeless.

i wish there were sharks and not dolphins involved


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 18:39:16
I can't even work out who is on who's 'team'


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bennett on Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 19:03:10
whoever wins, we lose


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 14:27:03
This bloke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igkpuVKpLPo&NR=1


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 15:53:33
Mowing the lawn.  I think its the combination of operating machinery and the fact that I get brownie points with Lady Shears.  It's also a law in my house that if you mow the lawn, you must sit in the garden with a couple of beers afterwards.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:21:10
The fact that I think all of you look like your avatars.....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:25:39
The fact that I think all of you look like your avatars.....

We all do...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:30:15
Apparently on top of the bonus I will receive this month and undisclosed pay rise I'll get in a couple of months time, I will be 'mentored' by a director in another office to advance my career within my company.

My only worry is I won't get any higher up the ladder unless I perform sexual favours.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:33:15
Apparently on top of the bonus I will receive this month and undisclosed pay rise I'll get in a couple of months time, I will be 'mentored' by a director in another office to advance my career within my company.

My only worry is I won't get any higher up the ladder unless I perform sexual favours.

My worry would be you haven't had any of this yet and are being strung along nicely :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:34:50
My worry would be you are shit at said sexual favours.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:35:34
Apparently on top of the bonus I will receive this month and undisclosed pay rise I'll get in a couple of months time, I will be 'mentored' by a director in another office to advance my career within my company.

My only worry is I won't get any higher up the ladder unless I perform sexual favours.

Congratulations - sounds very promising, and especially in the current climate, where pay rises are very hard to come by.  I've been on the same numerical salary for three years.  No bonus, no inflation related rise.  Of course, I do work in the public sector, so I do nothing and take everyone's money.

My apologies, that rant was unrelated.  I did genuinely mean to say congratulations Si Pie.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:43:21
My worry would be you are shit at said sexual favours.

Hadn't thought of that DRS.

Congratulations - sounds very promising, and especially in the current climate, where pay rises are very hard to come by.  I've been on the same numerical salary for three years.  No bonus, no inflation related rise.  Of course, I do work in the public sector, so I do nothing and take everyone's money.

My apologies, that rant was unrelated.  I did genuinely mean to say congratulations Si Pie.

Cheers, I've had a rollercoaster journey at my current place. Got stitched up with a lot of things so all this is coming as a surprise. I realise my luck is completely up at the moment so we'll see. Rant away!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:46:08
I realise my luck is completely up at the moment so we'll see. Rant away!

You do realise, don't you, that now you've said that, it's going to end with a crash at 3pm on Saturday.

(Shit.  I'm turning in to Reg.)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:49:31
Congratulations - sounds very promising, and especially in the current climate, where pay rises are very hard to come by.  I've been on the same numerical salary for three years.  No bonus, no inflation related rise.  Of course, I do work in the public sector, so I do nothing and take everyone's money.

My apologies, that rant was unrelated.  I did genuinely mean to say congratulations Si Pie.
Billy in rant shocker  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:49:54
The fact that I think all of you look like your avatars.....

Yep, i definitely look like di canio.

But with big lips


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:50:38
You do realise, don't you, that now you've said that, it's going to end with a crash at 3pm on Saturday.

(Shit.  I'm turning in to Reg.)

At 3pm it's going to be good, kick off to the promotion season.

(Shit. I've turned into a happy clapper).


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:52:24
Billy in rant shocker  :D

In other news - bear caught shitting in the woods...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:58:13
Apparently on top of the bonus I will receive this month and undisclosed pay rise I'll get in a couple of months time, I will be 'mentored' by a director in another office to advance my career within my company.

My only worry is I won't get any higher up the ladder unless I perform sexual favours.

Congrats. Bet you didn't think you'd be at this point when they were farming you off to Cardiff (it is the same company, right?).


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 17:01:46
Congrats. Bet you didn't think you'd be at this point when they were farming you off to Cardiff (it is the same company, right?).

Yep it is the same one although we did get bought out by a bigger firm.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 19:35:38
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/871211-dvd-secures-league-two-reject-max-lonsdale-trial-at-manchester-united#ixzz1TynklkSD


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 21:30:09
Some cunt in a Range Rover got right up my arse on the way to work this morning, so I just drove as slow as I possibly could to make his journey even more unbearable :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 21:36:47
Some cunt in a Range Rover got right up my arse on the way to work this morning, so I just drove as slow as I possibly could to make his journey even more unbearable :)

Did this once coming out of the college car park. Kid I know proper boy racer was behind me revving te shit out of his car.
I went at about 2mph until he got so annoyed he overtook me in the car park!

Then to top it off the lights were read so I caught him up.

Beautiful.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, August 4, 2011, 22:27:10
That last second outbid on eBay  :idiot:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: slinky on Friday, August 5, 2011, 07:35:45
Some cunt in a Range Rover got right up my arse on the way to work this morning, so I just drove as slow as I possibly could to make his journey even more unbearable :)

I find it useful if you keep tapping on the brake.  Really annoys them then  :smugfu:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, August 5, 2011, 08:12:09
As I've got older I've had more respect for speed limits and always, always do 30, in 30 zones. I find it shocking the amount of people who speed, because it's almost everyone. It mind sound contrary to what you'd think, but the most common speeders are without a doubt women. Often in people carriers.

There's always some twat up my self-righteous arse.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, August 5, 2011, 09:03:48
Yep, i definitely look like di canio.

But with big lips

But I've seen you dancing on a previous one !!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, August 5, 2011, 11:54:23
I find it useful if you keep tapping on the brake.  Really annoys them then  :smugfu:

Getting out the car at the next junction and threatening them seems to work as well.

Happened the other day actually after the bloke overtook me in a 30'zone. Followed him into the petrol station and he shat it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, August 5, 2011, 12:36:43
The fact that we have a customer at work called "Anil Mistry"


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Friday, August 5, 2011, 18:45:34
"If a Premier League side had said: 'Come here, but we sign the players.' I'd have said, 'Fuck off. I'm going to Swindon.' This is a proper test." - Paolo Di Canio.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, August 5, 2011, 18:47:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwnrenHu7gc


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, August 5, 2011, 19:28:34
Oggie was acting a total cunt in that video.

Not sure why hes going on about goals at wembley, he never fucking scored there


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, August 5, 2011, 20:58:35
Seeing on the RedLynx website, purely by chance, that there is a follow up to Trials HD (the best xbox 360 ever) coming out this year.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Friday, August 5, 2011, 21:02:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk&feature=related

I like a nice deep buttery Base :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 00:18:48
Imodium.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 01:04:56
Slipknot's self titled album - Slipknot.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 08:46:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk&feature=related

I like a nice deep buttery Base :D

Haha, that's brilliant! Good find!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: skin_im_buzzer on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 09:00:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwnrenHu7gc

I'd forgotten how good Maskell's finish was vs Leicester at Wembley.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 09:20:14
Haha, that's brilliant! Good find!

The Clarkson one is also very good. Better in my opinion for how he's used his voice to create the vast majority of the tune and breaks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk

Undoubtedly influenced by this clever tune by Hexstatic made entirely of sampled voices.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a-eWFSWf8A


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: @MacPhlea on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 10:04:34
Finally screwing in the last of 1,400 screws that hold down the decking on the first day of a new season that means I will be able to attend the match

[url width=800 height=596]http://gallery.me.com/macphlea/100015/IMG_0188/web.jpg?ver=13126211260001[/url]
[url width=800 height=596]http://gallery.me.com/macphlea/100015/IMG_0192/web.jpg?ver=13126211260001[/url]
[url width=800 height=596]http://gallery.me.com/paul.rossiter/100092/_MG_0232/web.jpg?ver=13126226870001[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 10:15:48
Looks smart that


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: @MacPhlea on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 10:38:17
Cheers tans... a bit of a transition from this...

[url width=800 height=533]http://gallery.me.com/paul.rossiter/100092/IMG_0021/web.jpg?ver=13126231440001[/url]

to this

[url width=800 height=596]http://gallery.me.com/paul.rossiter/100092/_MG_0232/web.jpg?ver=13126226870001[/url]

Still some work to finish it off between now and the 20th in time for the in-laws golden wedding anniversary...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Muffin Man on Saturday, August 6, 2011, 10:47:24
Muffins make me smile :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 01:13:33
Oxford being in the relegation zone.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Eric Sabins Barn Door on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 01:33:20
pericard not being able to get into the fairford first team


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 08:45:39
pericard not being able to get into the fairford first team

He's only training with them , not signing for them.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 20:43:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PY148V5ETY

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 20:48:53
I like the way the mechanic goes from pushing the wheel to pushing the guys ass instead :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 20:52:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PY148V5ETY

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Quality. I saw this linked to it on YouTube. Super twat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTv6PO5G6uU&NR=1


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 21:45:02
Quality. I saw this linked to it on YouTube. Super twat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTv6PO5G6uU&NR=1
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 22:39:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMBP1T_jw5w

Another good one.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 22:40:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMBP1T_jw5w

Another good one.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Brilliant :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Sunday, August 7, 2011, 23:06:57
We need a Formula 1 thread.  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, August 8, 2011, 10:33:41
Logging into Betfair and seeing I've got a balance of £44 after forgetting I'd bet on us winning 3-0 on Saturday. I've now stuck it all on us to go up as champs.  :toocool:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Monday, August 8, 2011, 11:01:46
Realising that another TEFer sits just a few seats away from me on matchdays.

Another person to chat to at half-time now.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Monday, August 8, 2011, 11:03:04
A pre-work wristy from the bird


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 14:31:59
I saw on Sky News last night a girl that I once pulled in now an MP in London.

She was talking about the riots, and the fact is that when I pulled her in a pub some chap got so angry he started his own mini riot by throwing pint glasses about (Wheatsheaf, Old Town New Years even early 90s) . I'm sure it gave her good experience for the goings on up London.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Huwwy on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 14:35:27
I saw on Sky News last night a girl that I once pulled in now an MP in London.

She was talking about the riots, and the fact is that when I pulled her in a pub some chap got so angry he started his own mini riot by throwing pint glasses about (Wheatsheaf, Old Town New Years even early 90s) . I'm sure it gave her good experience for the goings on up London.

Don't go on about it mate, I bet it's Anne Widdicombe. Even Tans would have to think twice! ;D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 16:23:19
Bloody cheek!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 17:27:36
Pubs


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 17:30:08
Pubs
Trivial?!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Abrahammer on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 17:35:33
I saw on Sky News last night a girl that I once pulled in now an MP in London.

She was talking about the riots, and the fact is that when I pulled her in a pub some chap got so angry he started his own mini riot by throwing pint glasses about (Wheatsheaf, Old Town New Years even early 90s) . I'm sure it gave her good experience for the goings on up London.

If it's Luciana Berger then you are my hero

http://schwarzehunde.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/luciana-bergercf84a0000044d-521_468x6181.jpg


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 17:37:43
If it's Luciana Berger then you are my hero

http://schwarzehunde.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/luciana-bergercf84a0000044d-521_468x6181.jpg
She's an MP?!?!  :eek: I was married to her for 2 years!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 17:38:57
The programme 'Pointless'. I shouldn't like it, but I do?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Abrahammer on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 17:42:52
She's an MP?!?!  :eek: I was married to her for 2 years!

Aye  an MP in Liverpool. I bet the old boys in the house of commons are like dogs on heat when she walks in.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, August 9, 2011, 18:28:07
She's an MP?!?!  :eek: I was married to her for 2 years!

Sadly not - she was the netball team captain and quite fit. Sadly she's gained a few pounds.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 22:25:16
[url width=300 height=239]http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/big-bros-suck.gif[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 22:26:04
Being called racist for insulting a white dude.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Notts red on Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 22:53:17
 Torquay fans at the county ground a couple of years ago singing " you dirty northern bastards " still makes me smile thinking about it, geographically yes, Swindon northerners, No !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Eric Sabins Barn Door on Wednesday, August 10, 2011, 22:58:23
Torquay fans at the county ground a couple of years ago singing " you dirty northern bastards " still makes me smile thinking about it, geographically yes, Swindon northerners, No !

was always a good one, the best i think ive heard was liverpool fans at Sunderland singing "Steve Bruce, he's got a big fat head"

still chuckle about it now


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: MichaelLandon on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 00:39:40
Didn't wanna start a thread about this, but its interesting and some may find it heart warming. Enjoy http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/la-liga/8694150/Sporting-Gijon-defender-Javi-Poves-quits-rotten-game-in-disgust-and-calls-on-top-players-to-help-others.html


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 02:37:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyaU95yFkZQ


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 09:36:41
Fonejacker is genius. The Ugandan George was my favourite character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7ICZ3ZnPls


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 11:35:01
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/10/german-right-wing-fans-tshirts


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 12:34:37
That's rather good, but does depend on these guys washing their clothes and I'm not sure they're the type...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: phelpsieboy on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 12:53:35
Shooting Stars ! :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 14:00:09
The thought of a Samba-Bamba central defensive partnership next season


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 14:28:37
Buying some trainers and other bits from JJB, using the 20% O2 voucher and them giving me 20% off everything that isn't Nike.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 18:50:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY&feature=player_embedded

Pure gold.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, August 11, 2011, 20:59:26
Parkway Drive and their crushingly heavy sound.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, August 15, 2011, 22:34:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrvDBOVhDzM

2.46  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: They have to stand there and take it and pretend it doesn't bother them.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Monday, August 15, 2011, 22:41:36
Getting an unexpected cheque in the post for £50,  good times


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Monday, August 15, 2011, 22:55:59
One of my neighbours deciding to adopt the cute little stray kitten that has been hanging around in our road for a few weeks and seeing it sitting on the window sill indoors this evening looking quite at home.  About 4 of us have been feeding it and nobody wanted to take on full ownership for various reasons (we've already got 3 cats of our own).  I think it was a case of who gave in first!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 15:08:00
Some bell-end leaving a wallet with £100 in it on my bar on saturday. Cheers chump xx


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 15:13:08
I wondered where I'd left it. I'll be round to collect it later.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:59:35
It's not yours or anyone I know. It had ID in it. Nice try.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 20:50:52
Worth a go though. :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 12:29:21
Even if it was yours, you wouldn't have got the money back :D

Powerful learning tool, that.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 16:20:48
A man riding his bike in Hatfield this morning who had a fucking great white bandage round his nose taped down with brown sellotape,i am sorry to say i nearly pissed myself and how i kept a straight face while he crossed the pedestrian crossing in front of me is a minor miracle.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 18:36:59
The woman hot-desking at work opposite me today.  I didn't know her.  She had huge but natural breasts and a low cut top.  It was, and I mean this, brilliant.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Abrahammer on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 19:27:50
The woman hot-desking at work opposite me today.  I didn't know her.  She had huge but natural breasts and a low cut top.  It was, and I mean this, brilliant.

Hot desking is brilliant, i have mastered the art of beating other blokes to desks nearest the best bits of kit in the office.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 19:50:24
The Football Ramble... love it.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 20:01:51
The Football Ramble... love it.

YES!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: woolster on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 21:06:52
setting up my sons first scalextric :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 21:09:16
Fonejacker is genius. The Ugandan George was my favourite character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7ICZ3ZnPls
Besicalé sah  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 09:56:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VxFVcjgI0w


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:47:35
Finally getting broadband back and off of 'mobile broadband' and being able to do advanced stuff like watch a video :/.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: donkey on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 13:39:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VxFVcjgI0w

That is equally brilliant and awful.  Well done.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 15:50:57
Going to UCL next month! Got ABB, very happy with myself.  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 15:54:31
Going to UCL next month! Got ABB, very happy with myself.  :)

Well done.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 16:14:41
Cheers.  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 16:21:23
Cheers.  :)

There is an A Level thread especially for your posts though you thick cunt! :)

Oops, just seen the other thread. Feel free to abuse me at your leisure!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 16:23:01
I wouldn't get into the University of TEF.  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 16:29:35
I wouldn't get into the University of TEF.  :D

Indeed you wouldn't - you need two complete fails or less and the complete inability to think for yourself.





I got in.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 16:36:19
Indeed you wouldn't - you need two complete fails or less and the complete inability to think for yourself.






I got in.

Overqualified.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Benzel on Thursday, August 18, 2011, 19:33:11
Indeed you wouldn't - you need two complete fails or less and the complete inability to think for yourself.





I got in.

I can count to potato.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 19, 2011, 15:58:21
Grassing up some cunt to his Managing Director for inconveniently parking his van right on the junction at the end of my road.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 19, 2011, 16:06:32
Grassing up some cunt to his Managing Director for inconveniently parking his van right on the junction at the end of my road.

Petty but smiley


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Friday, August 19, 2011, 16:09:27
Shouldve keyed it and smeared shit on the windows


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 19, 2011, 16:12:09
Petty but smiley

It's not just a one off though. He's been doing it for months. I've just finally had enough with it after a bus nearly wiped me out for about the tenth time.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Friday, August 19, 2011, 19:21:18
Shouldve keyed it and smeared shit on the windows


Maturity at his highest.


Though I agree.
Shit & Vomit.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, August 19, 2011, 19:25:15
He obviously got the message, it's gone now :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Friday, August 19, 2011, 20:08:03
Finding the gadget show is back on.

Hotties + Random electronics = Perfect tv show.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, August 19, 2011, 21:40:17
My four year old son saying "Daddy can I have a Swindon Football shirt?"

Who said waterboarding doesn't work ??

Seriously though - we've not long moved house, single income (wife is full time mum to twins), everything has gone up in price, lost tax credits, losing child benefit, times are tough. So what do I do ??

Junior home shirt plus lettering plus number  - done  - for everything else there is mastercard  :clap:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: steptoe41 on Friday, August 19, 2011, 21:46:17
Knowing I have to walk past the merlin on my way to the pub on Sunday morning, and giving every single one of those yellow bellied scummers in there the bird as I saunter past.

That should speed up my arrival at the tap & barrell no end....

 :smugfu:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, August 19, 2011, 22:51:29

Maturity at his highest.


Though I agree.
Shit & Vomit.

Fuck that, dog shit hidden under the handles and lolly pop sticks covered in superglue stuffed in the locks and snapped off. Fish down the front of the bonnet by the wipers is also a winner.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:29:17
Kids are at their grans tonight, so I did the whole cook a meal, eat by candlelight malarkey.

Result!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:51:10
Kids are at their grans tonight, so I did the whole cook a meal, eat by candlelight malarkey.

Result!
So why aren't you shagging instead of posting on here


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:52:25
So why aren't you shagging instead of posting on here

We started early! I am getting old you know, and 3 times is enough these days.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:54:53
a year


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:57:24
a year
a marriage


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:01:51
that's why you don't get married chalkies my old chum.
i'm holding out under much pressure


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:03:05
that's why you don't get married chalkies my old chum.
i'm holding out under much pressure
I've been married 21 years with 3 kids hence the 3 times a marriage - 100% success rate.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:03:36
good lad.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: wiggy on Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:08:55
I've been married 21 years with 3 kids hence the 3 times a marriage - 100% success rate.

Have to say marriage never slowed us down, and since I had a vasectomy after my wife's 4th miscarriage we have been able to have a go whenever we feel like it.

I thoroughly recommend the snip as an afrodisiac.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:13:29
Have to say marriage never slowed us down, and since I had a vasectomy after my wife's 4th miscarriage we have been able to have a go whenever we feel like it.

I thoroughly recommend the snip as an afrodisiac.
I'm a fat ugly fucker. I thoroughly recommend me as a great "no to sex" for females.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:20:47
That reminds me of the fit4less billboard which always makes me chuckle when I pass it:

Fat and ugly? Just be ugly, join for 17.99 per month.

Or words to that effect


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, August 21, 2011, 18:33:58
Facebook telling me that "(Bogus) Dave likes (Bogus) Dave."

Well, someone has too I suppose.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, August 21, 2011, 19:17:49
Cheese & biscuits. Yum.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 11:10:39
Spending all morning on the phone,
and getting into a different uni less than 10 hours after being rejected. :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 11:45:48
Spending all morning on the phone,
and getting into a different uni less than 10 hours after being rejected. :)

congrats, where are you off to?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 12:02:54
Plymouth.

Which is good, because the town game is a Saturday afternoon in october, rather than New years eve at my original choice!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 12:13:50
Nice one, Plymouth's good crack, I got a handy in the Oceana visiting mates in my fresher year then headbutted about an hour later, quite a night that.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 12:18:13
Spending all morning on the phone,
and getting into a different uni less than 10 hours after being rejected. :)

Good for you

Persevereance and all that !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 12:18:25
Nice one, Plymouth's good crack, I got a handy in the Oceana visiting mates in my fresher year then headbutted about an hour later, quite a night that.



sounds it!

I'll try to top it durning my freshers.

Maybe a blowwie and a stabbing?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 12:30:31
Plymouths a well smart campus.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 12:33:20
Nice one, Plymouth's good crack, I got a handy in the Oceana visiting mates in my fresher year then headbutted about an hour later, quite a night that.



Same bloke on both occasions ?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 12:42:06
If it was he needs to work on his fighting as the headbutt was nowhere near as vicious as the wristy


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 19:18:23
Neil Warnock when he smiles,he looks a cross between Donkey from Shrek and a demented rabbit.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 21:10:45
Watching the dwarves and they have the same surname as me!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 21:12:19
[url width=768 height=1024]http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x480/tanswell2010/adb43fb4.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 21:28:34
Plymouth.

Which is good, because the town game is a Saturday afternoon in october, rather than New years eve at my original choice!

I nearly ended up in Plymuff, years ago, but got offered a better job in Gloucestershire.  I'd looked at it like this....big place, so bound to be plenty of women but fairly compact and coastal...a bit like Pompey where I'd lived and liked....direct boats to France, stacks of interesting countryside nearby including Dartmoor.....plus it had Smeeton's Tower.

Sometimes fate decrees you go in a certain direction...enjoy


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 22:10:51
The 'Walls' adverts.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 23:12:42
The fucking moronic imbecile who has been harrassing my daughter being done by the Old Bill - only a caution for harrasment but she's in the system and it will make life easier if anything happens again. My daughter doesn't see it as a result as anything less than hanging was not acceptable to her.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 23:24:20
The fucking moronic imbecile who has been harrassing my daughter being done by the Old Bill - only a caution for harrasment but she's in the system and it will make life easier if anything happens again. My daughter doesn't see it as a result as anything less than hanging was not acceptable to her.
I've been meaning to ask if the harassment had stopped?  If she's now been cautioned, I assume it's still been going on?  Hopefully this will end it, but if not, the charges will become more serious for the demented wierdo.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 23:34:29
When the Old Bill asked her why she did it, she could only say that my daughter had let her down. Stupid, fuckwit, selfish little brat who needs to grow up and accept responsibility for her actions. Hopefullt it will stop now but its up to her.
The two boys have got away with it..................possibly.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: joteddyred on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 23:47:35
When the Old Bill asked her why she did it, she could only say that my daughter had let her down. Stupid, fuckwit, selfish little brat who needs to grow up and accept responsibility for her actions. Hopefullt it will stop now but its up to her.
The two boys have got away with it..................possibly.

They'll get what they deserve, people like that always do in the end.

Where are this girl's parents?  Why have they not intervened or do they just not give a shit?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 08:11:39
Flogging 2 Adele tickets on ebay for 10 x face value. That'll be the honeymoon deposit sorted then #youwasrobbed


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 08:13:21
Did you sell them to Fatbury?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 08:15:21
Hadn't thought of that, he'd have probably paid more


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 11:53:19
http://freshballsaustralia.com/index.php


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 12:06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJWj8HjX9ew


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 12:12:07
That is fantastic, Bazza


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 12:21:11
Flogging 2 Adele tickets on ebay for 10 x face value. That'll be the honeymoon deposit sorted then #youwasrobbed

Sweet!

Assuming they pay up.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 12:27:45
That is fantastic, Bazza

His Britain's got talent entry is also very good. Completely over Simon's head though. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgJ1HX1ejQ4


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 12:37:26
His Justin Timberlake and Hip Hop medlies are brilliant too. That's the next hour sorted.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 12:54:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJWj8HjX9ew

That is good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: london_red on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 14:59:22
http://vimeo.com/25004046 (http://vimeo.com/25004046)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 21:32:17
Scottish football in Europe. No-one left in and it's still August.

But the might of Shamrock Rovers has qualified for the group stages of the Europa League after beating Partizan Belgrade.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, August 25, 2011, 22:22:57
The Partizan game was probably fixed. Late penalty against an Irish team....  :hmmm:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Friday, August 26, 2011, 23:08:55
re done yet again but still funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8agtwUkN6Ok


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, August 27, 2011, 08:05:43
Assuming they pay up.

Paid  :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Saturday, August 27, 2011, 08:53:17
Discovering there's another 7o'clock  :D


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, August 27, 2011, 09:47:33
I know it's not far from me, but we have this for the weekend. Can't wait

http://www.theblackhouse.co.uk/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, August 27, 2011, 10:24:02
looks nice does that. do they allow dogs there?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, August 27, 2011, 10:45:51
looks nice does that. do they allow dogs there?

Yes arriba, we are taking one


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, August 27, 2011, 23:59:59
Drunks on trains.

I have just witnessed a race down the overhead luggage racks on a train from Bath to Swindon, and it was fucking brilliant. I believe the participants may have been Swindon fans on the way back from Shrewsbury, so if any of you read this, you made my evening.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Sunday, August 28, 2011, 08:13:17
What I've just woke up next to...... :D
You should see the size of these tits.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Sunday, August 28, 2011, 08:17:09
Good lad.

Put it in once more


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, August 28, 2011, 08:25:38
Proof?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, August 28, 2011, 10:46:40
Pics or it didn't happen.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, August 28, 2011, 11:20:45
Woman, fake tits, lovely body, decent face then the problem....... She is cosy with my misses. :D

What I've just woke up next to...... :D
You should see the size of these tits.

Gigolo or

[url width=400 height=269]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c120/sleinkie/bullshit.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Sunday, August 28, 2011, 11:37:47
Haha, ace.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Sunday, August 28, 2011, 11:42:16
I was going to post a picture of Jimmy 5 bellies.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: tans on Sunday, August 28, 2011, 17:06:28
Arsenal fans melt down on twitter.

Yes, im looking at you Fatbury


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, August 29, 2011, 14:45:02
Classic...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Nemo on Monday, August 29, 2011, 16:03:48
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Monday, August 29, 2011, 18:23:55
the chocolate sauce on ice cream that goes hard.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Muffin Man on Monday, August 29, 2011, 18:50:33
the chocolate sauce on ice cream that goes hard.

Tis witchcraft!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: nochee on Monday, August 29, 2011, 19:15:51
the chocolate sauce on ice cream that goes hard.

Ice magic? I'd forgotten all about that.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, August 29, 2011, 19:58:11
Having a new peg bag
Simple things......


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Monday, August 29, 2011, 20:06:24
Having a new peg bag
Simple things......

Tumble dryer?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: cheltred69 on Monday, August 29, 2011, 20:49:02
Tumble dryer?

nah - be green


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: leefer on Monday, August 29, 2011, 20:53:44
Having a new peg bag
Simple things......

Could be gang slang.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, August 29, 2011, 21:31:49
Yuck hate tumble dryers I don't own one!! Make everything creasy & ming
Got 5 loads of washing dry on the line today
God I'm old :(


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, August 29, 2011, 22:34:44
Yuck hate tumble dryers I don't own one!! Make everything creasy & ming
Got 5 loads of washing dry on the line today
God I'm old :(

Old creasy and ming?

Did you really get 5 loads today?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bewster on Monday, August 29, 2011, 22:57:29
Old creasy and ming?

Did you really get 5 loads today?
:clap:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, August 29, 2011, 23:39:51
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3780031/Long-shot-runner-is-100m-heat-hero.html

The vid cracks me up.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, August 29, 2011, 23:44:09
Yuck hate tumble dryers I don't own one!! Make everything creasy & ming
Got 5 loads of washing dry on the line today
God I'm old :(

Monday is washing day...is everybody happy?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 10:42:04
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055

Why is he carrying an invisible football?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 15:23:38
Listening to Grandaddy whilst whiling away the minutes at work.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 15:35:16
Been to Avebury today. Nice walk around the stones, pub lunch and then over to the Long Barrow. Didn't even realise the Long Barrow was there, practically just across the road from Silbury Hill.

Anyway, I'm obviously getting old but I enjoyed it! First time I've been there since, ooh about 30 years.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: larwood on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 15:38:22
Yuck hate tumble dryers I don't own one!! Make everything creasy & ming
Got 5 loads of washing dry on the line today
God I'm old :(
Ha ha  ;D Really can't beat the satisfaction of getting a few loads of washing dry in a day.

Although the knowledge that i'll spend the rest of my life folding the other halfs boxers and sorting out his socks is a tad depressing.But it does give me a power of a sort over him,if he annoys me i don't put any away for him and he ends up with none.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Muffin Man on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 15:43:27
Been to Avebury today. Nice walk around the stones, pub lunch and then over to the Long Barrow. Didn't even realise the Long Barrow was there, practically just across the road from Silbury Hill.

Anyway, I'm obviously getting old but I enjoyed it! First time I've been there since, ooh about 30 years.

West Kennet long barrow is lovely, a bit off the beaten track but a good walk and a real piece of history.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 15:46:44
West Kennet long barrow is lovely, a bit off the beaten track but a good walk and a real piece of history.

It's something like 5500 years old, its hard to wrap the head around something that old. I was pleasantly surprised you can go in to the first few chambers too.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Notts red on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 16:10:40
When I last went there a load of hippies were stood on top of the barrow chanting and waving their arms about. Reminded me a bit of the town end after a few beers !


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 16:28:00
It's something like 5500 years old, its hard to wrap the head around something that old. I was pleasantly surprised you can go in to the first few chambers too.

The Neolithic, is a lifetime fascination for me....the way I get my head around it is to consider, the Paleolithic, some of the remains and they're rare from this period, can be 250-300,000 years old.

Occasionally stuff turns up in places like the floor of the North Sea, tools from when Britain was connected to Europe, and people hunted mammoths etc. Then you had the Mesolithic...again hunter gatherers, but Britain distinctly an island....mesolithic footprints can be found in the ooze of the Bristol Channel. This was probably 10,000 years ago.

So...it means to me that the Neolithic is modern....farmers, builders of monuments and builders of culture.  Stable isotopic tooth analysis of strontium in a 9000 year old skeleton in Cheddar cave found DNA similar to someone who still lives there today....I daresay the same link could be found between Wiltshiremen then and today.



Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 16:29:35
It's something like 5500 years old, its hard to wrap the head around something that old. I was pleasantly surprised you can go in to the first few chambers too.

Yeah it's quite old, I heard Reg cut the ribbon to open it ;)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 16:37:51
West Kennet long barrow is lovely, a bit off the beaten track but a good walk and a real piece of history.

It's all of 300 yards from the A4 you pillock


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 16:39:54
It's all of 300 yards from the A4 you pillock

But a good walk if you do it from your house in Swindon....


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Muffin Man on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 16:48:21
It's all of 300 yards from the A4 you pillock

Jesus Christ you are a pedant arent you.

OK it should have said its a nice stroll up a hill to get to it from the nearest car-park/bus stop, that is approx 3⁄4 mile SW of West Kennet, along footpath off A4 (approx distance taken from the English Heritage web site).

Better?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Muffin Man on Tuesday, August 30, 2011, 16:53:00
It's something like 5500 years old, its hard to wrap the head around something that old. I was pleasantly surprised you can go in to the first few chambers too.

Wayland Smithy near Ashbury is also a very good example a Neolithic long barrow, I used to visit there often when I lived near there many many years ago.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 12:21:35
This being stuck to a petrol pump.

[url width=534 height=714]http://i54.tinypic.com/vpg4lx.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 12:36:01
Wayland Smithy near Ashbury is also a very good example a Neolithic long barrow, I used to visit there often when I lived near there many many years ago.

Agree.A nice walk from Uffington white horse via the ridgway path.
 Scattered my nans ashes there(her family were from Uffington)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 20:57:50
Just checked my Quidco account and found out i'm getting £235 cashback for mine and my wife's Blackberry contracts with Vodafone. :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 22:14:45
Larwood we are getting old! :)

Jonathans jungle roadshow visited CLC kids club today! 35 kids sitting quietly for 2 whole hours engrossed in his chat & mesmorised by all the bugs & reptiles!
The guys bloody brilliant at what he does can recommend him highly enough - he's gonna be appearing on a wildlife programme on BBC one soon too? Something with a number in the title???

Thanks Batch - think it was you that suggested/recommended him?!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 22:22:47
he's gonna be appearing on a wildlife programme on BBC one soon too? Something with a number in the title???
Deadly 60? Kids wildlife show, its pretty good.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 22:24:26
My pleasure. Glad he was good!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: thedarkprince on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 22:25:13
Deadly 60? Kids wildlife show, its pretty good.

I watch that occasionally when, ahem, working from home.  'Tis a good show for sure, like the Really Wild Show but for the cool kids.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 22:28:17
Deadly 60? Kids wildlife show, its pretty good.

Coming to Lydiard Park on 18th September apparently (Live and Deadly, which I think is the live show of Deadly 60)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/cbbc/livendeadly/


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 23:23:40
Yes that's the one!! Deadly 60!! & he said about the Lydiard park thing too!
Kids were ultra impressed!
I want a crested Geko as a pet!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:01:35
I don't think I've ever been able to say this before, but: my job. I love it. Signed off from my probation period 3 months early.

Best. Decision. Ever.

[url width=250 height=369]http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/9/9d/Comic_Book_Guy.png[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:12:19
Congrats mate

Was that what the lunch was for ?

Are you going Saturday ?

So many questions !!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:14:36
I'll PM you.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 18:15:29
I'll PM you.

cool


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 19:54:46
Sandwiches, and related projects.

http://lotsofsandwiches.tumblr.com

[url width=500 height=375]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqux7x4grG1r0o90zo1_500.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 19:55:35
Hello Ben. Thought it was you.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 19:55:42
I'd devour that right now...


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Doore on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 19:55:51
Sandwiches, and related projects.

http://lotsofsandwiches.blogspot.com

[url width=500 height=375]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqux7x4grG1r0o90zo1_500.jpg[/url]

Looks good - nothing on fB's old efforts.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 19:57:08
Sandwiches, and related projects.

http://lotsofsandwiches.blogspot.com


Not found. Isn't your blog on tumblr?


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 19:59:40
Not found. Isn't your blog on tumblr?

Good point. Cheers samdy. Not all the pictures or what they're of are great, but it's more a diary than a cv.

http://lotsofsandwiches.tumblr.com

I don't even remember having a blog on blogspot, fuck knows where that came from.

Oh shit yes I do, it's the tranny midget one.


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:20:59
drunks on the train that fall asleep and miss their stop hahahahahahahahahaha in your face


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, September 1, 2011, 20:55:29
Ben being back :)


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, September 2, 2011, 15:00:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9C5KHP5z0&feature=related


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Friday, September 2, 2011, 19:56:43
Finding a box in the attic with photos and a video of the Towns 92/93 play off final win then spending the last 2 hours watching the video, even the wifey watched and didn't move from the sofa.

Maybe i should transfer it to dvd and Give clarke a copy so he knows what it would have meant to wear the red of the Town


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: stfcinbmth on Friday, September 2, 2011, 19:58:05
Ben being back :)

This


Title: Re: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, September 2, 2011, 21:11:12
Yeah you won't like that soon.

Also I've made the decision to only post on this when at lea