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Audrey's Bellend


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« Reply #20355 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2018, 18:27:48 »

Shrivvy for me
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« Reply #20356 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2018, 18:47:43 »

Clueless commentator, though!
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« Reply #20357 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2018, 22:59:17 »

This probably should be in the winds me up thread, but it was so blatant it actually made me smile....

We are building a new bathroom in what was formerly part of the integral garage and thus are at the tiling stage. My missus went and bought all the tiles from Wickes last week and we are on with fitting them. One of the boxes looked like it had been opened but had been carefully taped up so didn't think much of it, however when we get to said box and opened it to use the tiles it transpires that every tile in the box had had a corner knocked off it, the amusing thing is that someone has taken all the tile debris and broken bits out of the box, then carefully resealed it for sale, now I cannot believe that Wickes would accept the tiles back from a customer without checking them so it must be their staff who have done this, I had to laugh at the bloody cheek of it!

This being on the back of the store assistant putting the transaction through the tills twice and charging the credit card twice which also now has to be refunded, it was not a fruitful visit.

We would get things delivered, however, despite Travis Perkins being able to get a 4 axle rigid lorry to our property Wickes drivers are unable to deliver with a small basic 7.5 tonner and just cancel the order as they cannot deliver. They are embarrassingly bad!
TP don't run 4axle rigid lorries.
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« Reply #20358 on: Sunday, March 11, 2018, 23:18:10 »

Nice to see West Ham fans at Crufts this evening ...

https://twitter.com/RyanJL/status/972940886874181633
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« Reply #20359 on: Sunday, March 11, 2018, 23:21:52 »

Nice to see West Ham fans at Crufts this evening ...

https://twitter.com/RyanJL/status/972940886874181633
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« Reply #20360 on: Monday, March 12, 2018, 10:40:41 »

TP don't run 4axle rigid lorries.

They do in the north west obviously as its how our what appear to be constant stream of concrete blocks keep being delivered.
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« Reply #20361 on: Monday, March 12, 2018, 11:33:28 »

They do in the north west obviously as its how our what appear to be constant stream of concrete blocks keep being delivered.

This has the makings of an epic TEF argument.  Popcorn
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« Reply #20362 on: Monday, March 12, 2018, 11:35:03 »

They do in the north west obviously as its how our what appear to be constant stream of concrete blocks keep being delivered.
Maybe you have some kind of fake bandits masquerading as legit Travis Perkins to deliver you a constant stream of concrete blocks?
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« Reply #20363 on: Monday, March 12, 2018, 11:47:58 »

Maybe you have some kind of fake bandits masquerading as legit Travis Perkins to deliver you a constant stream of concrete blocks?

Possibly so, they keep blocking the road outside our place delivering same to the houses being built across the road as well...

If they are bandits they are pretty piss poor ones as they invariably fuck the order up every time and have to visit 2-3 times when a single visit would suffice if they weren't so useless....
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« Reply #20364 on: Thursday, March 15, 2018, 14:21:25 »

This should be more "things that are amazing" than make you smile, but nonetheless, a literal airhead:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/15/doctors-stunned-to-find-huge-air-pocket-where-part-of-mans-brain-should-be
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« Reply #20365 on: Friday, March 16, 2018, 13:23:20 »

Made me smile, probably annoyed him:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive
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« Reply #20366 on: Friday, March 16, 2018, 14:49:55 »

The lot down the road being issued with a winding up order from HMRC
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« Reply #20367 on: Friday, March 16, 2018, 14:54:07 »

The oxford fans staff here, seem to have gone 'missing'....
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« Reply #20368 on: Friday, March 16, 2018, 14:55:53 »

 

High Court of Justice - Business and Property Courts of England and Wales
Companies Court
Docket for Case #: CR-2018-002168

OXFORD UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB LIMITED

Date Filed: Mar 14, 2018
Status: Open
Case Type:Companies - Petition - Winding Up Petition








Parties and Lawyers
Petitioner
HM REVENUE AND CUSTOMS

Solicitors and Firms
Solicitors for HM revenue and Customs


Company
OXFORD UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB LIMITED

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« Reply #20369 on: Friday, March 16, 2018, 15:02:06 »

The lot down the road being issued with a winding up order from HMRC
Their recent form is also quite amusing... LLLDL. Maybe we won't be a division below them next year after all.
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