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« Reply #22590 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 18:26:28 »

Yes.

And he wants to be a writer...
Shit the bed. Now if prawn was mentioned I would have found it even funnier Smiley
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« Reply #22591 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 19:52:10 »

oh.

well, it's good to have a dream!
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« Reply #22592 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 20:31:35 »

Yes.

And he wants to be a writer...

Sounds perfect.

That story for its sheer stupidity would become click bait which is what being an internet writer is all about...
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« Reply #22593 on: Sunday, September 15, 2019, 20:05:19 »

Today I joined the club of people that have taken off in a plane more times then they've landed in one.

First ever skydive and absolutely loved it.
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« Reply #22594 on: Sunday, September 15, 2019, 20:07:46 »

Today I joined the club of people that have taken off in a plane more times then they've landed in one.

First ever skydive and absolutely loved it.

Nice one Samdy!
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« Reply #22595 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 14:16:53 »

We've had a mouse problem. Little fuckers. I was reluctant to call in the exterminators as I don't want them hurt, but something had to be done because they were shitting everywhere.

We went in behind the TV stand, which is where we knew they were staying, to flush them out. Mum and dad were nowhere to be seen, but we now have 4 baby mice to take care of. I think they're old enough to eat solids.
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« Reply #22596 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 14:22:02 »

We've had a mouse problem. Little fuckers. I was reluctant to call in the exterminators as I don't want them hurt, but something had to be done because they were shitting everywhere.

We went in behind the TV stand, which is where we knew they were staying, to flush them out. Mum and dad were nowhere to be seen, but we now have 4 baby mice to take care of. I think they're old enough to eat solids.
I think you should breastfeed them
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« Reply #22597 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 14:40:29 »

Mind the plug hole.
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« Reply #22598 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 15:46:42 »

https://twitter.com/bobservant
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« Reply #22599 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 16:16:06 »


 Cheesy
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« Reply #22600 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 07:40:01 »

I think we’ve had this one before, but with the Rugby World Cup approaching there was a bit about Japanese toilets.

Options for Stop, Gentle Spray, Spray, Bidet and Dry

What a wonderful country!
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« Reply #22601 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 10:00:06 »

We've had a mouse problem. Little fuckers. I was reluctant to call in the exterminators as I don't want them hurt, but something had to be done because they were shitting everywhere.

We went in behind the TV stand, which is where we knew they were staying, to flush them out. Mum and dad were nowhere to be seen, but we now have 4 baby mice to take care of. I think they're old enough to eat solids.

Get a cat?
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« Reply #22602 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 10:07:44 »

We've had a mouse problem. Little fuckers. I was reluctant to call in the exterminators as I don't want them hurt,

Get a cat?

I am not sure these two parameters are compatible.... having walked past next doors cat on my way to work this morning devouring something small and fluffy on our lawn!
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« Reply #22603 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 10:17:51 »

Get a cat?

I'm allergic to cats.

We have a dog, but he's fucking useless.
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« Reply #22604 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 11:13:01 »

Shame - our cat is pretty lazy 90% of the time but loves catching a mice or two. Tried to drag a pidgeon through the cat flap once too.
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