Pages: 1 ... 1952 1953 1954 [1955] 1956 1957 1958 ... 2031   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you  (Read 2610636 times)
Leggett
Do you like popsicles?


+12/-6
Offline Offline

Posts: 6882


Fully licenced prostitute murderer




Ignore
« Reply #29310 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 09:19:04 »

My greyhound took off after 3 muntjac deer at the back of John Lewis. Selective deafness, the shagger!

FENTON! FEEEENNNNTTTOOOOOONNNNN! Oh Christ!
Logged

horlock07


+31284/-27191
Offline Offline

Posts: 9250


Lives up north




Ignore
« Reply #29311 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 11:56:35 »

My greyhound took off after 3 muntjac deer at the back of John Lewis. Selective deafness, the shagger!

Are they selling these now, to replace the DVD players removed from the shelves....

My mate had a greyhound which we would walk occasionally if he was away, most docile laid back bugger around unless squirrels were involved then he took off and was deaf the bastard!
Logged
horlock07


+31284/-27191
Offline Offline

Posts: 9250


Lives up north




Ignore
« Reply #29312 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 11:57:41 »

Bloody strange defence after knocking a bloke off his bike and killing him...

He had denied causing Mr Lee's death by careless and dangerous driving, and said his overtaking of Mr Lee had been safe.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-46201235

Logged
pauld


+135/-125
Offline Offline

Posts: 19313





Ignore
« Reply #29313 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 13:53:28 »

Are they selling these now, to replace the DVD players removed from the shelves....

My mate had a greyhound which we would walk occasionally if he was away, most docile laid back bugger around unless squirrels were involved then he took off and was deaf the bastard!
Friends of ours have a lurcher who's exactly the same. Toddles about, not interested in anything much, sees a squirrel or a cat and it's full on Fenton
Logged
Tails


+45/-51
Offline Offline

Posts: 8699


Git facked




Ignore
« Reply #29314 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 15:33:41 »

Are they selling these now, to replace the DVD players removed from the shelves....

My mate had a greyhound which we would walk occasionally if he was away, most docile laid back bugger around unless squirrels were involved then he took off and was deaf the bastard!

Sums up most greyhounds. The laziest fuckers ever until something fluffy moves.
Logged
The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey


+67/-93
Offline Offline

Posts: 4222




Ignore
« Reply #29315 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 18:31:11 »

I paid the full premium up front for my car insurance. When I leg it to Greece, are they likely to reimburse the 6 months I won’t have used.
Logged
The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey


+67/-93
Offline Offline

Posts: 4222




Ignore
« Reply #29316 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 18:34:20 »

Sums up most greyhounds. The laziest fuckers ever until something fluffy moves.
The shagger has just brought up a load of yellow bile on the sofa!

Logged
bamboonoshop


+83/-275
Offline Offline

Posts: 3089


Chief Feather Ruffler


WWW

Ignore
« Reply #29317 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 18:39:08 »

I paid the full premium up front for my car insurance. When I leg it to Greece, are they likely to reimburse the 6 months I won’t have used.

Haha, are you asking if a greyhound won't chase a deer?  Wink
Logged

COYR WAWRAWA COYR
bamboonoshop


+83/-275
Offline Offline

Posts: 3089


Chief Feather Ruffler


WWW

Ignore
« Reply #29318 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 18:39:51 »

The shagger has just brought up a load of yellow bile on the sofa!



At least it wasn't 3/4 of a mangled bunny.
Logged

COYR WAWRAWA COYR
The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey


+67/-93
Offline Offline

Posts: 4222




Ignore
« Reply #29319 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 18:42:05 »

I’ve had greyhounds as pets for years, one of the first caught a young rabbit and gently carried it round in his mouth before letting it go.

It won’t come as a surprise to hear he was a useless racer.
Logged
bamboonoshop


+83/-275
Offline Offline

Posts: 3089


Chief Feather Ruffler


WWW

Ignore
« Reply #29320 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 18:48:16 »

Haha, that's ideal as a domestic pet. Won't chomp and regurgitate bunnies and won't leg it (too much).

My sisters Cocker enjoys swallowing rabbits whole. At least there's little mess.
Logged

COYR WAWRAWA COYR
4D


+97/-88
Online Online

Posts: 12390


I am real




Ignore
« Reply #29321 on: Thursday, November 15, 2018, 00:53:03 »

The twat who walks their yapping dogs past my house around midnight. If your dogs are noisy then take them out earlier. Half wit.
Logged
pauld


+135/-125
Offline Offline

Posts: 19313





Ignore
« Reply #29322 on: Thursday, November 15, 2018, 09:37:32 »

Haha, that's ideal as a domestic pet. Won't chomp and regurgitate bunnies and won't leg it (too much).

My sisters Cocker enjoys swallowing rabbits whole. At least there's little mess.
WTF? Cocker spaniel? They aren't big enough surely to swallow a rabbit whole - is it crossed with a python or something?
Logged
Exiled Bob


+16/-14
Offline Offline

Posts: 977





Ignore
« Reply #29323 on: Thursday, November 15, 2018, 19:03:27 »

WTF? Cocker spaniel? They aren't big enough surely to swallow a rabbit whole - is it crossed with a python or something?
Logged
Sippo
Living in the 80s


+7/-222
Offline Offline

Posts: 14249





Ignore
« Reply #29324 on: Thursday, November 15, 2018, 20:57:16 »

Kids.

One minute they’re angels, next they’re little shits.
Logged

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
Pages: 1 ... 1952 1953 1954 [1955] 1956 1957 1958 ... 2031   Go Up
Print
Jump to: