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« Reply #29310 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 08:19:04 » |
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My greyhound took off after 3 muntjac deer at the back of John Lewis. Selective deafness, the shagger!
FENTON! FEEEENNNNTTTOOOOOONNNNN! Oh Christ!
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #29311 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 10:56:35 » |
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My greyhound took off after 3 muntjac deer at the back of John Lewis. Selective deafness, the shagger!
Are they selling these now, to replace the DVD players removed from the shelves.... My mate had a greyhound which we would walk occasionally if he was away, most docile laid back bugger around unless squirrels were involved then he took off and was deaf the bastard!
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« Reply #29312 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 10:57:41 » |
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Bloody strange defence after knocking a bloke off his bike and killing him... He had denied causing Mr Lee's death by careless and dangerous driving, and said his overtaking of Mr Lee had been safe. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-46201235
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« Reply #29313 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 12:53:28 » |
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Are they selling these now, to replace the DVD players removed from the shelves....
My mate had a greyhound which we would walk occasionally if he was away, most docile laid back bugger around unless squirrels were involved then he took off and was deaf the bastard!
Friends of ours have a lurcher who's exactly the same. Toddles about, not interested in anything much, sees a squirrel or a cat and it's full on Fenton
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« Reply #29314 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 14:33:41 » |
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Are they selling these now, to replace the DVD players removed from the shelves....
My mate had a greyhound which we would walk occasionally if he was away, most docile laid back bugger around unless squirrels were involved then he took off and was deaf the bastard!
Sums up most greyhounds. The laziest fuckers ever until something fluffy moves.
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #29315 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 17:31:11 » |
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I paid the full premium up front for my car insurance. When I leg it to Greece, are they likely to reimburse the 6 months I won’t have used.
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« Reply #29316 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 17:34:20 » |
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Sums up most greyhounds. The laziest fuckers ever until something fluffy moves.
The shagger has just brought up a load of yellow bile on the sofa!
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« Reply #29317 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 17:39:08 » |
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I paid the full premium up front for my car insurance. When I leg it to Greece, are they likely to reimburse the 6 months I won’t have used.
Haha, are you asking if a greyhound won't chase a deer?
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« Reply #29318 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 17:39:51 » |
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The shagger has just brought up a load of yellow bile on the sofa!
At least it wasn't 3/4 of a mangled bunny.
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« Reply #29319 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 17:42:05 » |
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I’ve had greyhounds as pets for years, one of the first caught a young rabbit and gently carried it round in his mouth before letting it go.
It won’t come as a surprise to hear he was a useless racer.
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« Reply #29320 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 17:48:16 » |
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Haha, that's ideal as a domestic pet. Won't chomp and regurgitate bunnies and won't leg it (too much).
My sisters Cocker enjoys swallowing rabbits whole. At least there's little mess.
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« Reply #29321 on: Wednesday, November 14, 2018, 23:53:03 » |
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The twat who walks their yapping dogs past my house around midnight. If your dogs are noisy then take them out earlier. Half wit.
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« Reply #29322 on: Thursday, November 15, 2018, 08:37:32 » |
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Haha, that's ideal as a domestic pet. Won't chomp and regurgitate bunnies and won't leg it (too much).
My sisters Cocker enjoys swallowing rabbits whole. At least there's little mess.
WTF? Cocker spaniel? They aren't big enough surely to swallow a rabbit whole - is it crossed with a python or something?
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« Reply #29323 on: Thursday, November 15, 2018, 18:03:27 » |
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WTF? Cocker spaniel? They aren't big enough surely to swallow a rabbit whole - is it crossed with a python or something?
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« Reply #29324 on: Thursday, November 15, 2018, 19:57:16 » |
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Kids.
One minute they’re angels, next they’re little shits.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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