Let's Get Political!

[Audrey]

We’ll,that’s let the cat out of the bag

‘ Rishi Sunak - "Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position... in the entire world... in having privileged access to the UK home market... but also the European Union single market... nobody else has that... only you guys" in Northern Ireland. ’

Begs a certain question

[RobertT]

Does that mean N Ireland will be able to get the labour in to harvest crops for the rest of the UK now?  Potatoes all around.

[Batch]

ooops

[RobertT]

Isn't the current prescribed medicine for inflation and food shortages that you should all be eating more Turnips now?  I presume NI is good for root veg, so maybe this is a compromise to get the Turnip crop ready for the surge in demand.

[Mexicano Rojo]

Just to clarify something, you do all realise that the "bad weather" in Morocco and Spain is all utter bollocks?
Even if there was bad weather, which there hasn't been ( I live nearer Morocco than Almeria, seasonally been no worse than any other year) all the veg and fruit is kept under plastic.

Google sea of plastic if you don't believe me. Its quite a sight when you are driving through that part of the world. Spanish supermarkets have no shortages whatsoever and the whole thing is a huge dollop of shite.

[Audrey]

Half the problem is foreign lorry drivers don’t want to get stuck for hours due to Brexit red tape delivering to the UK.

We’re swimming in tomatoes here - plus every other fruit/veg you can name. It’s bollocks.

[Batch]

We’re swimming in tomatoes here

When in Greece

[donaldslovehild]

I live in Spain from September to April and it is complete bollocks that the weather here has caused crops to fail. Supermarkets brimming with fresh produce as are the independent greengrocers. Deflect, deny, lie and s**t on manifesto,  can't think why we left.

 

[Posh Red]

Half the problem is foreign lorry drivers don’t want to get stuck for hours due to Brexit red tape delivering to the UK.

We’re swimming in tomatoes here - plus every other fruit/veg you can name. It’s bollocks.

Can’t be true, because we all know that Brexit isn’t going to cause us any issues and all that extra money is going to sort out the NHS and we can all see how well that is going.

We all know the old saying, “Lies, Damn Lies & Statistics”, well with this government it’s been modified to “Lies, Lies and even bigger fucking lies”

[Bennett]

Isasbel Oakshott is a bit of a character isn't she?

[tans]

Matt Hancock. What a cunt.

[horlock07]

Isasbel Oakshott is a bit of a character isn't she?

Where to begin, more red flags than the Town end in a Wembley final!

Matt Hancock. What a cunt.

Indeed, but looking at the source, her history and her close associates the first question that springs to mind is who is she working for this time, and why now?

[Bennett]

Don't worry gang, Hancock's spokesperson confirmed:
"These stolen messages have been doctored to create a false story that Matt rejected clinical advice on care home testing. This is flat wrong,"

PHEW

[tans]

Of course they have

Bloke is a proverbial bullshitter

[horlock07]

I'm sure the fact that Oakshott's other half is the leader of The Reform Party who will be trying to take seats off Tories at the forthcoming locals, is all entirely coincidental.