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Jimmy Quinn

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« Reply #26715 on: Sunday, February 20, 2022, 16:59:12 »

And pretending you’ve made it to another level in society

Getting your handicap down😀
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Jimmy Quinn

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« Reply #26716 on: Tuesday, February 22, 2022, 18:00:26 »

Clarkson Eek

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Non PC straight talking tory Brexit voter on this




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« Reply #26717 on: Tuesday, February 22, 2022, 21:46:02 »

5-0 at home will do it.
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Sippo
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« Reply #26718 on: Tuesday, February 22, 2022, 22:18:18 »

That clarkson video is fake. Check it out. He pulls up no seatbelt, then suddenly he has it on.... what a load of crap.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #26719 on: Wednesday, February 23, 2022, 15:35:26 »

So, it’s true. Your life does flash before you as you die!

https://news.sky.com/story/life-flashing-before-our-eyes-study-records-brain-activity-in-a-mans-final-moments-12549232
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #26720 on: Wednesday, February 23, 2022, 16:27:11 »

I died on the operating table and had to be resuscitated after a short period without life and I certainly never saw anything like that.
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To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
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« Reply #26721 on: Wednesday, February 23, 2022, 16:51:28 »

I died on the operating table and had to be resuscitated after a short period without life and I certainly never saw anything like that.

Anaesthetic would probably not allow for that assuming you’d had a GA.
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Now, ain't that just like me?
Peter Venkman
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« Reply #26722 on: Wednesday, February 23, 2022, 17:02:35 »

Anaesthetic would probably not allow for that assuming you’d had a GA.
It was spinal surgery that lasted 8 hours and somewhere in the middle I died apparently!

The first I knew was my doctor (GP) telling me in the notes there was "an incident" and when I can around I had massive scabbing and scars around my mouth where they had to intubate me.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
Boy About Town
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« Reply #26723 on: Wednesday, February 23, 2022, 17:05:36 »

It was spinal surgery that lasted 8 hours and somewhere in the middle I died apparently!

The first I knew was my doctor (GP) telling me in the notes there was "an incident" and when I can around I had massive scabbing and scars around my mouth where they had to intubate me.

Sounds dreadful, glad you managed to tell the tale.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #26724 on: Wednesday, February 23, 2022, 17:11:26 »

The back surgery I have never recovered from really but TBH I wouldnt have known much about it!

They keep telling me even now that I can make a claim for negligence but whats the point? they brought me back to life and thats all I can really ask of them under the circumstance!
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #26725 on: Thursday, February 24, 2022, 15:04:03 »

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McGurk's Missus
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« Reply #26726 on: Thursday, February 24, 2022, 15:16:10 »

Me appearing on ITV, then my sister on BBC Breakfast and a good friend in NZ appearing on TV over there.

All appearing within 4 months of one another. All for totally legitimate and awesome reasons too  Smiley

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There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #26727 on: Thursday, February 24, 2022, 15:23:06 »

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« Reply #26728 on: Thursday, February 24, 2022, 15:23:11 »

Me appearing on ITV, then my sister on BBC Breakfast and a good friend in NZ appearing on TV over there.

All appearing within 4 months of one another. All for totally legitimate and awesome reasons too  Smiley

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All well and good, but I take the above and raise you Great British Railways Journeys with Michael Portillo!!  Wink Cheesy
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« Reply #26729 on: Thursday, February 24, 2022, 15:38:11 »

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Never done Crimewatch, but did a fair few identity parades when I works for the Council, easy £20.

Always thought it was a bit unfair when they would line up this scroat in a tracksuit with 5 blokes in trousers and shirts they had extracted from our offices!
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