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« Reply #2925 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2011, 11:53:04 » |
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You're welcome. Monsieur*  You would think living in a predominantly French speaking country I would be able to get something simple like that correct! Zut Alors! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #2926 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2011, 14:51:54 » |
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Hearing that one of my friends (who is a Sikh and wears a turban) was out for a drink last night only for the French barmaid to 'hilariously' joke that she thought he had been caught and killed earlier in the day.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #2927 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2011, 15:17:10 » |
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Job rejection phone calls. Having to make them specifically, how the fuck do I phrase "we're not hiring you" nicely?
"As you know, the criteria for this vacancy stipulated that we were looking for a bright, energetic candidate who could demonstrate excellence in a variety of disciplines. Feel free to consider yourself as falling outside those parameters" |
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« Reply #2928 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2011, 17:45:04 » |
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Being told that I'm not going to Glasgow about 10 minutes after I checked in online.
Are all businesses hopelessly organised or just the ones that'll employ me?
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« Reply #2929 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2011, 20:14:06 » |
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Or just those ones because they employ you?
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pumbaa
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« Reply #2930 on: Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 20:03:16 » |
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The fucking RMT striking on the day I'm treating the wife to a show in London.....bastard militant cocksuckers.....
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« Reply #2931 on: Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 20:05:07 » |
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Man united fans on facebook
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Sippo
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« Reply #2932 on: Thursday, May 5, 2011, 13:30:00 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #2933 on: Thursday, May 5, 2011, 15:30:44 » |
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youtube videos like this annoy the hell outta me
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« Reply #2934 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 09:25:31 » |
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Being told yesterday that I had a corporate ticket for the cup final only to be told today that somebody else has to go in my place.
To be honest I not THAT bothered as I am not good at coporate schmoozing, especially at footy, as I get pissed and shouty - but it would have been nice to have been to a final.
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« Reply #2935 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 09:52:43 » |
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Being told yesterday that I had a corporate ticket for the cup final only to be told today that somebody else has to go in my place.
To be honest I not THAT bothered as I am not good at coporate schmoozing, especially at footy, as I get pissed and shouty - but it would have been nice to have been to a final.
I've got free corporate tickets and transport to watch *Ahem* Reading *Ahem* tomorrow. I'm gonna wear a shirt and my STFC cufflinks  |
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« Reply #2936 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 09:59:31 » |
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I'm gonna wear a shirt and my STFC cufflinks STFC Cufflinks - wow schmooze central |
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« Reply #2937 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 10:06:38 » |
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I've got free corporate tickets and transport to watch *Ahem* Reading *Ahem* tomorrow. I'm gonna wear a shirt and my STFC cufflinks I'm fairly sure I would have given that one a miss. Not sure the free food & drink would be enough to offset the feeling of 'What the fuck am I doing here?' |
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« Reply #2938 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 10:11:42 » |
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It's an opportunity to potentially watch Reading lose.
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Ardiles
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« Reply #2939 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 10:14:14 » |
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True...but they have a guaranteed play off place, they're riding high, getting good gates, lots of feel good. Honestly don't think I could stomach that right now. I'd spend the whole game remembering back to the times I went to Elm Park and thinking 'Why has none of this happened to us?'
But then I'm just bitter.
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