Samdy Gray
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« Reply #60 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 15:59:44 » |
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Yes.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 16:16:44 » |
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I thought so.
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A Gent Orange
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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 17:30:15 » |
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axs
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 17:37:28 » |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #64 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 18:09:18 » |
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I think it's pig flu what I have.
I just walked to the toilet on all fours.
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 18:12:02 » |
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Pigs don't have toilets - you're just a little bit retarded.
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #66 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 19:44:38 » |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Whits
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 20:29:33 » |
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i'm watching outbreak to prepare for what i need to do
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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Arnold.J.Rimmer
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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 20:39:48 » |
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[url width=408 height=288]http://cagle.msnbc.com/working/051109/bish.gif[/url]
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pumbaa
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« Reply #69 on: Friday, May 1, 2009, 09:04:33 » |
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Wife runs out of petrol and phones her husband....."I'm scared to fill up 'cos of this swine flu". He says "You daft twat, it's in Mexico, not fucking Texaco".
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« Reply #70 on: Friday, May 1, 2009, 09:29:17 » |
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Jade Goody goes to the Doctor thinking she's got swine flu... After a brief examination the doctor replies "No love, you just have a cold and look like a pig..."
It would have been a much better joke if the bitch was still alive so here's a 'Family Guy' adaptation
Peter: Hey Jade how you doin?
Jade: awright but i fink i got this piglet flu or summit...
Peter: Well lets take a look at you... hmmm.... hmmm... hmmm.... well I'm glad to tell you that you just have a cold and look like a pig so nothing unusual there... Oh but you do have terminal cancer and only have 3 months to live...
Jade: wot!?
Peter: Just kidding... you're dead already!
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #71 on: Friday, May 1, 2009, 13:49:53 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #72 on: Saturday, May 2, 2009, 06:46:31 » |
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Someone here was thought to have had it!!!!! They haven't, but that hasn't stopped them putting up anti-flu posters every 6 yards
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Things get better but they never get good
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Nemo
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« Reply #73 on: Saturday, May 2, 2009, 06:51:30 » |
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The BBC website has a section entitled "What to do if you have Swine Flu"
"Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue
If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice
If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection"
Every hyperchondriac who's ever had a Burrito from Nando's is going seriously insane at the moment.
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Batch
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« Reply #74 on: Saturday, May 2, 2009, 07:29:39 » |
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Nando's is a Saf African company specialising in Portuguese Piri-Piri chicken.Do they really sell Burrito? Really? It doesn't make sense. Chiquito on the other hand...  Never let the truth get in the way of over excited media hype scare stories. The offices of the Daily Mail have ordered in 32 million boxes of kleenex. This one big soggy wet dream for them. |
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