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« Reply #45 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 07:33:27 »

People like this really piss me off.

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/4330758.Granny_joins_fight_against_swine_flu/
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #46 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 07:37:39 »

Masks are only good for short term use so I hope granny is making plenty of them. They get damp within an hour of use and then just harbour and actually facilitate bacterial growth.
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« Reply #47 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 07:40:39 »

she obviously does not realise that homemade masks are useless and more then likely harbour harmful bacteria!
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« Reply #48 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 07:49:47 »

Snoutbreak!
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« Reply #49 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 09:13:04 »

A man walks into the doctors' and tells the doctor, "I think I've got swine flu." The doctor asks him, "How long have you felt like this?" To which the man replies, "About a weeeeeeeek!
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« Reply #50 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 10:23:19 »

I phoned the NHS Helpline last night to get some more information about Swine Flu, but all I got was crackling.
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« Reply #51 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 10:29:55 »

Masks are only good for short term use so I hope granny is making plenty of them. They get damp within an hour of use and then just harbour and actually facilitate bacterial growth.
which is fine as swine flu is a virus
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« Reply #52 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 11:25:06 »

This could get boaring.  good to see a few people sow-ing the seeds of humour though.

And they are doing it in sty-le.

I don't like to see Mexico Shoulder the responsibility although they should smoke out the culprits sooner or later!
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« Reply #53 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 11:56:14 »

[url width=430 height=501]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/DM_Violator/image00111111111.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #54 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 12:10:46 »

I got an email yesterday saying:

"A clue to the origin and cause of Swine Flu = a decomposing pig" (with a picture of Jade Goody underneath!)
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« Reply #55 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 12:41:06 »

thats slightly tasteless!!
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« Reply #56 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 12:59:09 »

Tis indeed!  I thought better than to forward it on through the office though!
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #57 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 14:27:46 »

A Newcastle Uni student has brought it to the North East.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

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« Reply #58 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 15:15:00 »

A Newcastle Uni student has brought it to the North East.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Pigg Market ?
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« Reply #59 on: Thursday, April 30, 2009, 15:56:59 »

Not sure if I have pig aids or not but i've been ill for nearly a week now and still feel shit Sad

Am I dying??

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