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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #15 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:09:44 »

I had Pork for dinner, will I die?

Without a doubt, yes.

I hope you had apple sauce with it.
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flammableBen

« Reply #16 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:24:44 »

I also had pork for dinner. It was lush.
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:31:18 »

Was it mexican pork ?
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flammableBen

« Reply #18 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:37:24 »

might have been who fucking knows.

Mexicans are fucking pussies. I could take this flu anyway. Probably wouldn't even notice.
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 10:19:28 »

I think I've caught it.

Come back from a weekend away and now off work with some evil virus.

Is yellow mucus a good or bad sign?
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 10:24:17 »

I have a sore throat and a cold and have about 40 mosquito bites on my personage.

Probably just manflu.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 10:38:08 »

I think I've caught it.

Come back from a weekend away and now off work with some evil virus.

Is yellow mucus a good or bad sign?

If its dripping out the end of your cock, quite bad I would imagine
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 10:44:55 »

aaaargh that brings back bad memories!
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 10:46:15 »

Weekend away in Newcastle? Off to the docs asap..
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 12:08:45 »

Just don't sleep with any mexican pigs until the scare's over. Mex, you know I'm looking at you
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 17:52:19 »

"Don't panic but you are going to die"

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/don%27t-panic-but-you-are-going-to-die-200904271727/
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 18:03:16 »

Just don't sleep with any mexican pigs until the scare's over. Mex, you know I'm looking at you

i just took polaroids of their shoes/trotters.

Spoke to my mate in mexico last night and he says mexico city has gone proper mental, no one is going out and people are panic buying.



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« Reply #27 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 18:51:28 »

If pigs could fly we'd be in serious trouble
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 18:54:18 »

This is a real shame because pork fillet is my current favourite cut of meat. Rather convenient as 5-spice is my favourite seasoning, and the go very well together.

I hope this epidemic forces the price down, without any loss of quality or quantity.
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 18:55:51 »

Demand will go through the floor thanks to the Daily Mail-ites, it'll be cheap as chips.
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