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« Reply #21735 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 17:26:09 »

The way beer tastes so much better when it's hard-earned.

It also tastes good when you've brewed it yourself...
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« Reply #21736 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 17:47:16 »


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The force later clarified that a man was suspected of masturbating in the shopping centre toilets.

So fucking what? Are the police really looking out for a man because he went for a cheeky wank in the bogs? One would assume he was in a locked cubicle, of course, which is not an unreasonable assumption considering he was in the toilets.

And what kind of cunt would call the police over that?
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« Reply #21737 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 17:52:35 »

I can only think he wasn't in the toilets, or that's only a part of the story.

 otherwise ?
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« Reply #21738 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 17:57:38 »

The article says "suspected of masturbating in the shopping centre toilets"

You'd think he'd have made it to a cubicle if he made it that far already. You're not going to knock one out in the sink if you can do it behind a locked door. Unless he a proper loon.
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« Reply #21739 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 18:37:40 »

I wonder where next? These things usually come in threes  Smiley
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« Reply #21740 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 19:30:10 »

I wonder where next? These things usually come in threes  Smiley

Place bets now!

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« Reply #21741 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 19:45:22 »

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The article says "suspected of masturbating in the shopping centre toilets"

You'd think he'd have made it to a cubicle if he made it that far already. You're not going to knock one out in the sink if you can do it behind a locked door. Unless he a proper loon.
yeah I get your point.

unless he was standing on the shitter looking at bloke peeing while doing it..
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« Reply #21742 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 21:25:58 »

I wonder where next? These things usually come in threes  Smiley

[Kostiuk]  There's a wanker in the Chairman's office at STFC [/Kostiuk]

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« Reply #21743 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 22:00:22 »

I wonder where next? These things usually come in threes  Smiley

Outside Derby county training ground i think
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« Reply #21744 on: Friday, January 11, 2019, 22:08:37 »

Outside Derby county training ground i think

Naa he didn't come in threes but he seemingly cums in trees  Wink


Reports say though, when questioned he did have an Irish accent so there may be some confusion.
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« Reply #21745 on: Saturday, January 12, 2019, 14:12:39 »

So fucking what? Are the police really looking out for a man because he went for a cheeky wank in the bogs? One would assume he was in a locked cubicle, of course, which is not an unreasonable assumption considering he was in the toilets.

And what kind of cunt would call the police over that?

You seem to care way too much about this FH, have we unearthed our own forum public wanker?

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« Reply #21746 on: Monday, January 14, 2019, 11:45:02 »

The article says "suspected of masturbating in the shopping centre toilets"

You'd think he'd have made it to a cubicle if he made it that far already. You're not going to knock one out in the sink if you can do it behind a locked door. Unless he a proper loon.

There's no easy headline really.....

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17355881.brunel-shopping-centre-masturbator-comes-forward-police-say/
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« Reply #21747 on: Monday, January 14, 2019, 12:31:06 »


aha, now it makes a bit more sense.

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It followed reports of a man masturbating near the urinals in the shopping centre toilets.
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« Reply #21748 on: Monday, January 14, 2019, 19:48:01 »

Yet another winding up order for that lot down the road
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« Reply #21749 on: Monday, January 14, 2019, 20:05:00 »

Yet another winding up order for that lot down the road

What!?
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