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« Reply #21690 on: Sunday, December 30, 2018, 23:59:26 »

Bet you'd have responded differently if she said  "can I take your number, Mr...Legends" 

Errrr, mmmmm, no. On two counts, one my wife was with me, two, how do I put this? Not my cup of tea.
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« Reply #21691 on: Friday, January 4, 2019, 23:29:49 »

Just sat on a toilet in Korea that washes and dries your arse! I think this is Standard for Flashy over in Thailand but a first for me!
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« Reply #21692 on: Friday, January 4, 2019, 23:34:26 »

Just sat on a toilet in Korea that washes and dries your arse! I think this is Standard for Flashy over in Thailand but a first for me!

Not to be Sally two shits (the irony) but I used one of these in Southern Germany in 2012 (I won't be the first or last). What did you think to having you "automatic toilet" virginity taken? I found it pleasant but still felt there was more to be done...  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #21693 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 00:19:52 »

Not to be Sally two shits (the irony) but I used one of these in Southern Germany in 2012 (I won't be the first or last). What did you think to having you "automatic toilet" virginity taken? I found it pleasant but still felt there was more to be done...  Soapy Tit Wank

I think I know what you mean but itís been an enjoyable experience! I like the fact the seat heats up when you sit on it, makes dropping the kids off a pleasant experience indeed!
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« Reply #21694 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 00:48:56 »

I think I know what you mean but itís been an enjoyable experience! I like the fact the seat heats up when you sit on it, makes dropping the kids off a pleasant experience indeed!

Yep definitely brings a touch of class to the "public loo". At least you feel like you want to spend at least a little bit of time doing your business. Most public dumping grounds, you want out before your turd has even dropped!
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« Reply #21695 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 01:17:46 »

Just sat on a toilet in Korea that washes and dries your arse! I think this is Standard for Flashy over in Thailand but a first for me!

Are you sure you didn't just sit a bit lower than normal?
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« Reply #21696 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 01:40:21 »

Are you sure you didn't just sit a bit lower than normal?

Haha! Yeah pretty sure! Smiley
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« Reply #21697 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 10:19:21 »

Just sat on a toilet in Korea that washes and dries your arse! I think this is Standard for Flashy over in Thailand but a first for me!

Its a bit more crude over here



It doesn't dry either. Still marvellous gadgets, though. Couldn't be without one. Great for shooting cockroaches with as well.
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« Reply #21698 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 10:36:02 »

They have those bum hoses in Sri Lanka, but I was too scared to use them
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« Reply #21699 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 11:37:45 »

I checked into a tiny hotel on the Khaosan road once, think I'd recently flown so went straight to bed. Woke up and had the shits, runny, went everywhere. All there was in the toilet was the hose thing. I think it cleaned about 50% of it so I had a shower and went out to buy some toilet paper.
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« Reply #21700 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 12:00:01 »

Did you replace the bed linen too?  Smiley
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« Reply #21701 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 15:15:49 »

Not sure if there were sheets included in the room. I do have a vague memory of trying to sleep using a travel towel as a duvet.
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« Reply #21702 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 15:19:19 »

Its a bit more crude over here



It doesn't dry either. Still marvellous gadgets, though. Couldn't be without one. Great for shooting cockroaches with as well.
I donít think even Mr Dyson could invent something that shot out water and hot air.

Damn, those cockroaches must get everywhere!
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« Reply #21703 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 17:51:14 »

Does it touch or is it held at distance?  Smiley
Also, can you adjust the temperature?  Eek
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« Reply #21704 on: Saturday, January 5, 2019, 18:15:46 »

I would not recommend inserting the whole thing up yer jacksy, you would need amazing prostate control to press that lever in and out
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