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« Reply #21285 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2018, 20:46:11 »

I think you have a pet spider living on your head, you should probably shower more often
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« Reply #21286 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2018, 21:54:52 »

Found some speciality crackers from crimbo and remembered some pate from the weekend. Nom, nom, nom.
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« Reply #21287 on: Thursday, August 30, 2018, 14:13:36 »

Excellent  Smiley
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45352622
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« Reply #21288 on: Thursday, August 30, 2018, 20:37:32 »


Concur. Socialist chancer rogering the arse off Asian ticket for all its worth. I’d love to be a fly on the wall of Momentum, Kier Starmer and others in the labour hierarchy when he throws his hat into the ring when Corbyn crashes and burns at the next GE unless he is ousted before then in which case the bun fight will start earlier.
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« Reply #21289 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 10:26:32 »

First time I've ever seen him described as a socialist.
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« Reply #21290 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 10:34:54 »

First time I've ever seen him described as a socialist.

Let the TEF Tory club have their chapter meeting in peace.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sûr à propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #21291 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 15:28:16 »

My new chair arrived today. It's ace. I didn't think I'd ever be so happy about a chair. It comes with a back massager that's ace as well, just plug it into the USB and away I go. Can't wait to get a proper use out of that.

The factory called us earlier. Somebody fucked up and gave us the wrong model and the one they gave me is worth 3 times as much as the one I paid for. They weren't even asking for it back. They were just letting us know the correct model number in case we had problems.

Happy days, who needs new signings?
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« Reply #21292 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 16:18:10 »

nice upgrade!
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« Reply #21293 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 19:22:51 »

(Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere). My lad has been watching the Man City documentary on Amazon, and he came running out the other night and said "Dad, Dad, you've GOT to come and watch this".So  I went in and he rewound it to the start of this little segment about how De Bruyne ended up at Man City after being frozen out at Chelsea by Mourinho. He'd been seeming to do OK and then suddenly was dropped for a Champions League game, and that was it, sent out on loan to Wolfsburg and didn't feature for Chelsea after that. Sold to Man City and the rest is history. Blah, blah. Then they show the press conference of Mourinho being asked why De Bruyne isn't in the squad for the CL game and he shrugs and says he wasn't happy with the way De Bruyne played against Swindon (in the cup, the previous week).My lad turned to me and with eyes shining with pride said "Dad, we *broke* De Bruyne" Smiley
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« Reply #21294 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 20:04:09 »

Brilliant Smiley
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« Reply #21295 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 20:10:21 »

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« Reply #21296 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 20:24:09 »

 Too Cool
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« Reply #21297 on: Friday, August 31, 2018, 23:49:43 »

(Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere). My lad has been watching the Man City documentary on Amazon, and he came running out the other night and said "Dad, Dad, you've GOT to come and watch this".So  I went in and he rewound it to the start of this little segment about how De Bruyne ended up at Man City after being frozen out at Chelsea by Mourinho. He'd been seeming to do OK and then suddenly was dropped for a Champions League game, and that was it, sent out on loan to Wolfsburg and didn't feature for Chelsea after that. Sold to Man City and the rest is history. Blah, blah. Then they show the press conference of Mourinho being asked why De Bruyne isn't in the squad for the CL game and he shrugs and says he wasn't happy with the way De Bruyne played against Swindon (in the cup, the previous week).My lad turned to me and with eyes shining with pride said "Dad, we *broke* De Bruyne" Smiley

Class.
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« Reply #21298 on: Saturday, September 1, 2018, 08:22:25 »

My first mention in a proper general release published book "Dear Mr Popstar" by the very funny comedy write Derek Phillpott.

I helped to arrange replies from Tenpole Tudor and Racey.

https://unbound.com/books/dear-mr-pop-star/



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« Reply #21299 on: Saturday, September 1, 2018, 12:26:01 »

(Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere). My lad has been watching the Man City documentary on Amazon, and he came running out the other night and said "Dad, Dad, you've GOT to come and watch this".So  I went in and he rewound it to the start of this little segment about how De Bruyne ended up at Man City after being frozen out at Chelsea by Mourinho. He'd been seeming to do OK and then suddenly was dropped for a Champions League game, and that was it, sent out on loan to Wolfsburg and didn't feature for Chelsea after that. Sold to Man City and the rest is history. Blah, blah. Then they show the press conference of Mourinho being asked why De Bruyne isn't in the squad for the CL game and he shrugs and says he wasn't happy with the way De Bruyne played against Swindon (in the cup, the previous week).My lad turned to me and with eyes shining with pride said "Dad, we *broke* De Bruyne" Smiley

Bloody good documentary this actually, really enjoying it.

Pep is a throughly nice fella although a tad crazy
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