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« Reply #21315 on: Wednesday, September 5, 2018, 07:20:00 »

Took the heart test and my heart age is exactly my actual age. I’m presuming that’s not too bad! Apparently I can expect another 19 season’s watching STFC

https://news.sky.com/story/is-your-heart-in-good-shape-take-the-test-to-find-out-11489661

Apparently mine is 44 🤔 not sure about that cause the rest of me feels about 74 some days
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« Reply #21316 on: Wednesday, September 5, 2018, 11:06:16 »

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« Reply #21317 on: Wednesday, September 5, 2018, 11:34:16 »

Ran by counts?
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« Reply #21318 on: Wednesday, September 5, 2018, 11:47:11 »

Ran by counts?

Ted Hankey has just been declared bankrupt.... so he could run the country.
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« Reply #21319 on: Wednesday, September 5, 2018, 11:58:47 »

Ran by counts?

Ah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaa.
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« Reply #21320 on: Wednesday, September 5, 2018, 12:52:23 »

Ran by counts?

One - ah-haaa. Two - ah-haaa. Threee - ah-haaa...
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There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
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« Reply #21321 on: Wednesday, September 5, 2018, 14:24:44 »

I was in Ireland over the weekend for the funeral of my wife’s uncle who sadly died on Saturday. Now I’m not religious at all and I’ve never seen a dead body before and was somewhat afraid of seeing a dead man in an open casket but it was a relief to see someone who had been suffering in hospital since St Patrick’s day to look like he was at such peace.

The family are from a tiny part of the west of Ireland called Achill and they have a 2 hour window before closing the casket and it was great to see so many of the community coming to pay their respects. I’ve never shaken so many hands!

The close family dug the grave as well so it was all a real community/family feel the whole of the ‘process’

A sad time for sure, but one that left me spiritually positive.
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« Reply #21322 on: Wednesday, September 5, 2018, 14:30:40 »

Ran by counts?

Much like the TEF...  Wink
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« Reply #21323 on: Thursday, September 6, 2018, 17:06:52 »

The dog keeps going in the bins, the little prick. He's also scared of balloons, the fuckwit.

Solution: Attach a balloon to the bin. He's not touched the bin since.
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« Reply #21324 on: Thursday, September 6, 2018, 17:45:26 »

The dog keeps going in the bins, the little prick. He's also scared of balloons, the fuckwit.

Solution: Attach a balloon to the bin. He's not touched the bin since.

Which direction did you last see your bin heading........
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« Reply #21325 on: Thursday, September 6, 2018, 19:41:33 »

Dogs are curious creatures. I’m sure we could get murdered in our sleep and our fucker wouldn’t get off the sofa.
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« Reply #21326 on: Friday, September 7, 2018, 17:14:40 »

Whereas anyone farts within two miles of our place and our dog reacts like he'll rip your throat out.
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I headed the ball.

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« Reply #21327 on: Friday, September 7, 2018, 19:03:33 »

Picking our dog to take home tomorrow. It’s been so quiet.

We set up a crowdfunding page, reluctantly, and the generosity of people has been over welming. Me and my family are genuinely flabbergasted. So much it’s brought us to tears.

The hardwork starts now.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #21328 on: Friday, September 7, 2018, 19:44:03 »

Now, it's from CNN, so it has a clear agenda, but the transcript alone is pretty funny.  This guy is sort of in charge, although it seems maybe not so much as it's all gone a bit Yes Prime Minister over here:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/07/politics/donald-trump-montana-speech/index.html
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« Reply #21329 on: Friday, September 7, 2018, 20:03:16 »

Got told on Wednesday morning that I start my new job on Monday, Royal Mail finally getting their arses into gear and I'll be driving artics for them full time. Super happy, only taken 10 months since I passed my artic licence... Head Hurts it's been a long old wait but I'm proper chuffed.
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