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« Reply #5535 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 10:51:49 » |
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ISO9001 and all those other bollocks standards, waste management, environmental management, personal training development, with knowledge we grow, risk management, eurocode this, asssesment the other
A steaming pile of dogshite, the fookin lot of it.....designed to burden a company to the extent that it is unable to make any money actually doing anything constructuve, since every poor soul is too busy filling in forms, checking this, analysing that, improving the other.
Just fuck off, get yourself a proper job where you actually do something worthwhile for the country, and let us run our own companies ourselves, you interfering old wasters.
Thank you.
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« Reply #5536 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 11:40:17 » |
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ISO 3103 is my favourite.
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« Reply #5537 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 19:41:01 » |
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Having to take one of my contact lenses out today and therefore only being able to see out of one eye meaning I have spent all of today walking into stuff.
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Langers
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« Reply #5538 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 19:42:09 » |
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Oh, and Crystal Fucking Palace, who's number of fans seemed to have tripled.
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tans
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« Reply #5539 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 19:47:40 » |
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Having to take one of my contact lenses out today and therefore only being able to see out of one eye meaning I have spent all of today walking into stuff.
Sorry that made me laugh |
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Langers
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« Reply #5540 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 20:13:05 » |
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Sorry that made me laugh
It was either that or walk around covering one eye with my hand, not a great choice. |
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« Reply #5541 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 20:14:50 » |
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It was either that or walk around covering one eye with my hand, not a great choice.
You should have put an eye patch on and placed a plastic parrot on your shoulder. Nobody would laugh then  |
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tans
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« Reply #5542 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 20:15:00 » |
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Am i right in seeing that calvin andrew is playing for palace tonight?
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #5543 on: Saturday, December 3, 2011, 19:49:11 » |
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Buying the Gadget Show 5 star rated, Integral Neon memory stick, only for it to have stopped working after copying something to it once and having only copied from it a couple of times. It's only a month old. 5 star my arse, it's absolute shit.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5544 on: Saturday, December 3, 2011, 20:43:59 » |
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Let me guess, that's one where they did the destruction test? Always thought that was a lottery if the things work or not.
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #5545 on: Saturday, December 3, 2011, 21:12:44 » |
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Correct. The only one to survive the barbecue, truck and washing machine (or whatever tests they did). Well, survive the barbecue it may have, it didn't survive being left on my desk and being plugged in to a USB slot 5 times or so. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5546 on: Saturday, December 3, 2011, 21:15:51 » |
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The other week Jon Bentley tested in-ear headphones but the test on the bus used three different types of music and only one on each. Hardly scientific.
It's a good bit of fun though.
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« Reply #5547 on: Saturday, December 3, 2011, 21:16:34 » |
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Correct. The only one to survive the barbecue, truck and washing machine (or whatever tests they did). Well, survive the barbecue it may have, it didn't survive being left on my desk and being plugged in to a USB slot 5 times or so. You can't blame them for that. They can't have expected you to put it through such an insanely vigorous workout... |
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« Reply #5548 on: Saturday, December 3, 2011, 21:31:20 » |
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The calibre of contestants in x factor. They are all fucking dreadful apart from the black girl who the public seem to hate.
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« Reply #5549 on: Saturday, December 3, 2011, 21:44:18 » |
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Watch X Factor USA. I've enjoyed it so much I think I'm gay. Josh Krajcik, the other week was - how do I put this while sounding like a tough heterosexual male - simply divine. Incredible voice.
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