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« Reply #5505 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 18:06:51 » |
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being hit by a realisation - went to hospital for a scan, under the section "please contact in an emergency" I have nobody here to put down.
Shocking, have to say the thought never really crossed my mind until then. Honestly a stupid little thing like that hit me hard
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« Reply #5506 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 18:46:52 » |
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whats your job?
To play FM all day |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #5507 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 19:11:51 » |
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Overheating in meetings. In fairness "bullshit" is not a good response to give, but I gave it anyway.
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« Reply #5508 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 19:40:44 » |
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Steve fucking Kean http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15957699.stmHe forfiet the game - who the fuck are you trying to kind you twat. He'll forfeit a few more before he gets the chop. I don't like Blackburn but this guy makes Malpas look like Fergie |
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« Reply #5509 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 23:10:27 » |
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Couldn't agree more. There's no way he "forfeited" it. More likely, as is so often the case with the Premier League "Big Boys", he underestimated the lower league opposition and thought his "fringe" players could do the job at a stroll. I love it when they get whooped. Man U tonight v Crystal Palace......fan fucking tastic.  |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #5510 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 14:32:16 » |
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My sister creating a facebook account for her 1 year old daughter.
Fucking get a grip.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #5511 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 14:39:55 » |
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Yeah? Mine created one for her dog......and he's got quite a few doggy friends too.
Some people need to have a serious look at themselves.
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« Reply #5512 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 15:01:37 » |
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People bragging how much they can drink! Well done you
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« Reply #5513 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 15:02:05 » |
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Shit drinker ^
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« Reply #5514 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 15:20:03 » |
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People bragging how much they can drink! Well done you
It's one of the few things in life that I'm quite good at  |
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« Reply #5515 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 15:22:15 » |
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People bragging how much they can drink! Well done you
If you know how much you drank last night, you've not drank enough and therefore you're a girl. (Unless like Ben you had the white lightning lined up before you started off.)  When you wake up you should be saying, "All I know is I went out with enough money for 15 pints, woke up with enough money in my pockets for 20 and have credit card receipts showing I paid for 5 rounds of Sambuca." |
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« Reply #5516 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 15:27:35 » |
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I haven't touched a drop of booze since September.
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« Reply #5517 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 15:28:50 » |
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Freak.
Don't know what I'm talking about, actually. I'm bound to have another No Beer January next month.
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« Reply #5518 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 15:29:13 » |
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When you wake up you should be saying, "All I know is I went out with enough money for 15 pints, woke up with enough money in my pockets for 20 and have credit card receipts showing I paid for 5 rounds of Sambuca."
Haha spot on, that is an uncannily familiar scenario unfortunately. |
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« Reply #5519 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 15:29:57 » |
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Lightweights. It's only a good night out if you wake up in an alley with most your clothes missing.
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