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« Reply #5565 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 11:16:57 » |
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You might want to see a doctor about that  |
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Arriba
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« Reply #5566 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 11:36:58 » |
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It coming out of both ends means no
If that is the same bug i had a month ago it is nasty. I was ill as fuck for 8 days,had the shits for 5 of them and lost over a stone in weight. |
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« Reply #5567 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 11:58:17 » |
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Getting a new phone for wife at xmas...after about 3hrs research realised there are about 89 million types of phones, and about the same number of contracts...e.g. virtually impossible to make a decision and very stressful.
As soon as I choose one or other, some wise guy says, "ah but did you know that phone only has a 3.2 Mega pixel camera",
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"ah, but did you know that '3' give you 400 texts and '120' mins" for the same price.
Aahhhh....fuck, my head is exploding....give me a fooking break.
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« Reply #5568 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 12:51:37 » |
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Getting a new phone for wife at xmas...after about 3hrs research realised there are about 89 million types of phones, and about the same number of contracts...e.g. virtually impossible to make a decision and very stressful.
As soon as I choose one or other, some wise guy says, "ah but did you know that phone only has a 3.2 Mega pixel camera",
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"ah, but did you know that '3' give you 400 texts and '120' mins" for the same price.
Aahhhh....fuck, my head is exploding....give me a fooking break.
Just go for the iPhone like anyone else with half a brain. |
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« Reply #5569 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 13:20:47 » |
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Just go for the iPhone like anyone else with half a brain.
Or just buy her saucepans and a new ironing board like any self-respecting man who hasn't yet been feminised by the one who rules the roost. |
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« Reply #5570 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 13:26:01 » |
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Too late Barry...I was broken long ago...
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wiggy
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« Reply #5571 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 18:58:08 » |
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Yodel plumbing new depths and losing a parcel completely.
Makes you want to swear.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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« Reply #5572 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 20:26:40 » |
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Chris Martin scoring at the weekend,he was the dark horse in my fantasy...shame he is on loan to Palace from Norwich  |
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« Reply #5573 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 20:46:44 » |
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Or just buy her saucepans and a new ironing board like any self-respecting man who hasn't yet been feminised by the one who rules the roost.
You're too soft. An ironing board cover and a years subscription to Slimmers World would do better. |
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« Reply #5574 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 21:24:08 » |
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I actually did buy my Mrs saucepans one Christmas. In fairness she said she wanted them.
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« Reply #5575 on: Monday, December 5, 2011, 22:25:14 » |
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The new Christmas ad on the BBC for the BBC, to the tune of 'Consider Yourself'. I've seen it three times now,and each time it gets more irritating. Look out for Kevin Bridges doing a brief cameo at the back for a few seconds, clearly thinking to himself 'What the fuck am I doing here?'
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Jimmy Glass is an Alien
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« Reply #5576 on: Tuesday, December 6, 2011, 08:15:10 » |
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Wanting to going running to train the London Marathon next year but picking up niggly little injuries in my knees and hamstrings.  |
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« Reply #5577 on: Tuesday, December 6, 2011, 09:37:15 » |
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Not quite the same thing, but I have a knee injury that won't go away and strained my calf 3 times in 10 weeks (resting longer this time). I was up to 3 miles, was thinking about doing a "fun" half marathon. Very frustrating.
But I'm old. What's your excuse?!
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« Reply #5578 on: Tuesday, December 6, 2011, 10:03:17 » |
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You have to rest. No two ways about it. Very, very frustrating...you have my sympathies.
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Sippo
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« Reply #5579 on: Tuesday, December 6, 2011, 10:50:30 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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