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« Reply #9555 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 19:21:26 »

That is a good rule to go by, that or every hole is a goal. Your only young once.
I know someone who shagged a tranny & said he reached around the front & thought he gone right through.
it was you wasnt it.
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« Reply #9556 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 20:53:24 »

Could of done without Coventry winning 4-0 away at York tonigh but looks like they fielded a strong team so hopefully they'll have tired legs for Saturday.
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« Reply #9557 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 21:30:50 »

My housemate ringing me up to tell me that she can't open the door and making me open it for her. How hard is it to open a door? Key, lock, turn, bingo.
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« Reply #9558 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 07:48:26 »

it was you wasnt it.
No even when drunk i know mine isn't big enough to right through, normally it is only just big enough to go in. But as i say it's not the size you have it is the weight you've got to push it in & i am more than well endowed in that department.
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« Reply #9559 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 07:59:41 »

Like hitting a tin tack with a lump hammer  Smiley
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« Reply #9560 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 08:19:58 »

Could of done without Coventry winning 4-0 away at York tonigh but looks like they fielded a strong team so hopefully they'll have tired legs for Saturday.

I don't think that means much.  We're a tougher proposition than York.  And a result like that can work both ways.
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« Reply #9561 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 08:52:29 »

Going from driving a 2.5 litre turbo to a 1.0 3 cylinder courtesy car  Suicide
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« Reply #9562 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 10:18:54 »

Fucking credit control and our accounts dept. The Order Prevention Team as they are now known.
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« Reply #9563 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 10:23:56 »

People using their work email to promote their partners business!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #9564 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 10:49:36 »

Fucking credit control and our accounts dept. The Order Prevention Team as they are now known.

A sale is worth nothing if you don't get the cash.
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« Reply #9565 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 10:51:04 »

Serbian guy on my course starting a conversation with "these two faggots came up to me at the station and asked if I like dick or pussy".

Not sure which is the weirdest conversation opener.

(Nationality of said individual included for Coca Fola's interest)
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« Reply #9566 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 10:54:20 »

A sale is worth nothing if you don't get the cash.

A sale is worth everything if they are an utterly creditworthy outfit, one of the biggest buyers in our market place and an account we have proactively targetted for 18 months to bag this first order...

Only to be told 'no' because of a minor disagreement over payment terms!
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« Reply #9567 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 11:35:34 »

Big sales with extended terms could hit the cashflow, that will be a consideration
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« Reply #9568 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 11:46:27 »

 Huh?
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« Reply #9569 on: Wednesday, October 10, 2012, 13:50:40 »

Serbian guy on my course starting a conversation with "these two faggots came up to me at the station and asked if I like dick or pussy".

Not sure which is the weirdest conversation opener.

(Nationality of said individual included for Coca Fola's interest)
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