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« Reply #9540 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 13:48:46 » |
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Charlie Austin being linked with Reading but at only £4 million. We have a sell on clause (i hope!) so go to someone who will pay more dosh!
It'd sort the embargo anyway. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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Abrahammer
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« Reply #9541 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 14:03:43 » |
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Hence why I didn't buy the fatty one.
Oh yeah, she was carrying a few too.
Dont rule out the occasional bounce on a tubby, change is good |
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« Reply #9542 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 14:10:20 » |
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Declining to pursue a drill just cos she's a big girl is utterly fucking ridiculous.
Presumably you're not Brad Pitt and constantly fighting them off with a shitty stick.
Get stuck in, the myth about them being more adventurous is a load of bollocks but a bang is a bang.
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« Reply #9543 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 14:34:27 » |
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When in Greece, I once declined a night with two fuller figured girls. They were dead posh as well, two posh porkers.
I can't help feel feel that decision caused me to miss out on one of the highlights of my life.
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« Reply #9544 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 15:41:20 » |
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In my experience,a girls size decifering how well they put out is a load of bollocks.
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« Reply #9545 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 15:42:41 » |
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To be fair she was very angry anyways, even before she stole my drink.
I think she might have hurt me.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #9546 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 16:00:36 » |
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Declining to pursue a drill just cos she's a big girl is utterly fucking ridiculous.
True, but if you are in an environment that is just a big open goal, like a university with a decent amount of women then you can be a bit more picky. Desperation though should be avoided by both genders.... It may be hard to believe DMR....but there are some fellas who don't want to shag anything, as long as it's breathing  |
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« Reply #9547 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 16:10:59 » |
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It may be hard to believe DMR....but there are some fellas who don't want to shag anything, as long as it's breathing I had a friend at university whose criteria were 'Human, female and pulse'. But he would then add that 'two out of three would do'. |
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« Reply #9548 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 16:19:18 » |
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True, but if you are in an environment that is just a big open goal, like a university with a decent amount of women then you can be a bit more picky.
Then again i see that aspect of Uni like having the opportunity to test drive loads of different cars. Try as many different makes and models as you can before you have to fork out for a long term investment in later life. That was my theory at Uni anyway, the reality was I couldn't afford to be quite that picky unfortunately |
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« Reply #9549 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 16:21:48 » |
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It may be hard to believe DMR....but there are some fellas who don't want to shag anything, as long as it's breathing Then they're either bent or too old to function. I will leave it to the masses to decree which group applies to you Reg  |
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« Reply #9550 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 16:22:19 » |
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I had a friend at university whose criteria were 'Human, female and pulse'. But he would then add that 'two out of three would do'.
That is a good rule to go by, that or every hole is a goal. Your only young once. I know someone who shagged a tranny & said he reached around the front & thought he gone right through. |
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« Reply #9551 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 17:05:11 » |
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That is a good rule to go by, that or every hole is a goal. Your only young once.
I know someone who shagged a tranny & said he reached around the front & thought he gone right through.
You don't 'know' anybody, you said lonely cunt! |
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« Reply #9552 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 18:09:26 » |
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You don't 'know' anybody, you said lonely cunt!
I didn't want to do this but that some one was the Flash. |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #9553 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 18:11:16 » |
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Wait? You guys know each other?!
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #9554 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 19:15:41 » |
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