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« Reply #24705 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 12:57:47 » |
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I seem to recall there was a dentist in Malmesbury calld Mr Badcock
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« Reply #24706 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 13:04:35 » |
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I had to deal with an Indian guy working in the USA called Dikshit
Can relate to this as in an old job we had a new guy start with us and his surname was Dikshit. on his 2nd day he comes to us saying he hasn't received any emails at all. Turns out the copmany profanity filter was blocking every single email. |
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Leggett
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« Reply #24707 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 13:39:44 » |
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My brother-in-law came across someone at his work who'd changed his name to Penfold Pants, with two middle names that started with the letter O... now that's dedication to a bit.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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A legitimate dude sighting
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« Reply #24708 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 13:53:49 » |
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Back in my youth when you visited our sexual health clinic to check you hadn’t caught knob rot off some classy lass, you got seen by a Dr Woodcock
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Legends-Lounge
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Non PC straight talking tory Brexit voter on this
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« Reply #24709 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 16:07:57 » |
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Back in the 90’s I did some business cards for someone who worked at the Haydon Centre by Morrison’s, his name? Oh yes Adam Zapple. I kid you not.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #24710 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 19:15:11 » |
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In a previous job I once happened upon a client called Mrs Fanny Stang.
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« Reply #24711 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 20:02:40 » |
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I seem to recall there was a dentist in Malmesbury calld Mr Badcock
ScillyRed will also vouch for this but I've met quite a few Badcocks. Especially on St. Mary's Isles of Scilly. |
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« Reply #24712 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 20:10:11 » |
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A colleague of my ex wife used to teach English in Hong Kong. The local girls used to adopt western names to fit in. One of them had the unfortunate moniker of Fanny Pong. I'm sure that kicked up a stink during registration,
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Legends-Lounge
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« Reply #24713 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 23:42:34 » |
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A colleague of my ex wife used to teach English in Hong Kong. The local girls used to adopt western names to fit in. One of them had the unfortunate moniker of Fanny Pong. I'm sure that kicked up a stink during registration,
Which neatly brings me onto the same situation of a woman who worked at my wife’s place and her husband. They adopted Rosie and Jim. No they didn’t live on a river barge. |
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« Reply #24714 on: Thursday, December 10, 2020, 01:24:19 » |
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Which neatly brings me onto the same situation of a woman who worked at my wife’s place and her husband. They adopted Rosie and Jim. No they didn’t live on a river barge.
Yes but you fail to mention that they had two kids named Tilly & Tom and a furry Donkey named Tiny  #SacMagique |
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You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
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You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #24715 on: Thursday, December 10, 2020, 21:06:51 » |
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I teach twins called Daisy and Poppy - for parents with young children in the last ten years, you may recognise that reference to Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom.
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« Reply #24716 on: Thursday, December 10, 2020, 22:01:08 » |
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I teach twins called Daisy and Poppy - for parents with young children in the last ten years, you may recognise that reference to Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom.
If my kids ever asked my opinion as to what my favourite of their shows is (they don't), the answer would be Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom. I think it was when Santa got tipsy on scotch that made me realise this was the kid's show for me |
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #24717 on: Thursday, December 10, 2020, 22:58:04 » |
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If my kids ever asked my opinion as to what my favourite of their shows is (they don't), the answer would be Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom. I think it was when Santa got tipsy on scotch that made me realise this was the kid's show for me
Yeah it's that or Hey Duggee - most tolerable shows out there. Anything with Maddy Moate is a winner too  |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #24718 on: Thursday, December 10, 2020, 23:16:48 » |
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I made a homemade fillet rossini tonight. Bellissimo.  |
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« Reply #24719 on: Friday, December 11, 2020, 00:23:26 » |
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Yeah it's that or Hey Duggee - most tolerable shows out there. Anything with Maddy Moate is a winner too Hey Duggee is definitely a winner. Usually have CBeebies on first thing in the morning and yesterday morning Duggee was on the boy turned the Sky box off and without giving it a second thought I just shouted ‘oi I was watching that’ which I was, whilst he wasn’t. Bing however, massive whiny prick. |
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