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I'll Tell Ya Now - McGurk Is The New Graham
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« Reply #24690 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 19:18:01 » |
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I know it’s childish but the manager of Leicester City Academy is Steve Beaglehole
I used to know a lad called Willy Cummings. His dad was named Dick. True story *chortles*  |
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'Incessant Nonsense'
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #24691 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 19:42:08 » |
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When I worked in Germany, we used to deal with somebody called Gerhard Ficker (translates to 'fucker')
Always a highlight when he rang
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I come from a land down-under
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Batch
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« Reply #24692 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 20:24:05 » |
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I had to deal with an Indian guy working in the USA called Dikshit
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tans
You spin me right round baby right round
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« Reply #24694 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 20:54:16 » |
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Once did a radio check on PNC for a person called Wang Kin
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BambooToTheFuture
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« Reply #24695 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 21:11:32 » |
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Once did a radio check on PNC for a person called Wang Kin
Were they pulling your....erm leg or did they actually exist? Unfortunate if so but I suppose someone has to specialise in throwing their siblings  |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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tans
You spin me right round baby right round
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« Reply #24696 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 07:11:16 » |
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Were they pulling your....erm leg or did they actually exist? Unfortunate if so but I suppose someone has to specialise in throwing their siblings Yep, they existed |
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Quagmire
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« Reply #24697 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:12:13 » |
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I went to school with a Paul Dicks - true story.
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DiV
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« Reply #24698 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:33:05 » |
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Robert Roberts
Malcolm Bastard
Paul Mycock
Wan KY
My favourite is still Dr. Corpse
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4D
Or not 4D that is the question
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #24699 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:35:42 » |
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Surely it's B'stard?  Years ago my mate worked for Mr Death (spelt De'ath) |
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« Reply #24700 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:38:22 » |
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I used to work with a John Onions. He used to pronounce it O-Nyons.
I once had a regular customer called Paul Curtin and a colleague who works in our Indian facility is called Yatin Shitole.
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« Reply #24701 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:45:20 » |
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I remember reading about an antiques dealer called Robin Bastard
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« Reply #24702 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:56:01 » |
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I see Man Utd are looking to sign Paul(o) Dybala from Juve.... (assume its set to autocorrect so I had to write it like that as it keeps correcting to Paolo)!
Makes me smile and think of NevilleW every time I see it written!
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DiV
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« Reply #24703 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 10:06:28 » |
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Surely it's B'stard? Years ago my mate worked for Mr Death (spelt De'ath) 100% bastard. |
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JBZ
Not as likeable as Reg was, a fencesitting WUM
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« Reply #24704 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 12:55:48 » |
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Bastard is a surname found in Devon.
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