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« Reply #24690 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 19:18:01 »

I know it’s childish but the manager of Leicester City Academy is Steve Beaglehole

I used to know a lad called Willy Cummings. His dad was named Dick. True story *chortles*  Girl Giggle
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You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #24691 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 19:42:08 »

When I worked in Germany, we used to deal with somebody called Gerhard Ficker (translates to 'fucker')
Always a highlight when he rang
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« Reply #24692 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 20:24:05 »

I had to deal with an Indian guy working in the USA called Dikshit
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« Reply #24693 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 20:39:43 »

Years ago I used to publish academic/scientific studies/papers. Had one for this fella

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« Reply #24694 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 20:54:16 »

Once did a radio check on PNC for a person called Wang Kin
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« Reply #24695 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 21:11:32 »

Once did a radio check on PNC for a person called Wang Kin

Were they pulling your....erm leg or did they actually exist?

Unfortunate if so but I suppose someone has to specialise in throwing their siblings  Soapy Tit Wank
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You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #24696 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 07:11:16 »

Were they pulling your....erm leg or did they actually exist?

Unfortunate if so but I suppose someone has to specialise in throwing their siblings  Soapy Tit Wank

Yep, they existed
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« Reply #24697 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:12:13 »

I went to school with a Paul Dicks  - true story.
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« Reply #24698 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:33:05 »

Robert Roberts
Malcolm Bastard
Paul Mycock
Wan KY

My favourite is still Dr. Corpse
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« Reply #24699 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:35:42 »

Surely it's B'stard?   Smiley

Years ago my mate worked for Mr Death (spelt De'ath)
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« Reply #24700 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:38:22 »

I used to work with a John Onions. He used to pronounce it O-Nyons.

I once had a regular customer called Paul Curtin and a colleague who works in our Indian facility is called Yatin Shitole.
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« Reply #24701 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:45:20 »

I remember reading about an antiques dealer called Robin Bastard
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« Reply #24702 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 09:56:01 »

I see Man Utd are looking to sign Paul(o) Dybala from Juve.... (assume its set to autocorrect so I had to write it like that as it keeps correcting to Paolo)!

Makes me smile and think of NevilleW every time I see it written!
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« Reply #24703 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 10:06:28 »

Surely it's B'stard?   Smiley

Years ago my mate worked for Mr Death (spelt De'ath)

100% bastard.
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« Reply #24704 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 12:55:48 »

Bastard is a surname found in Devon.
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