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« Reply #23535 on: Thursday, May 21, 2020, 10:37:21 »

Never got a date with Toni (?) either.
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« Reply #23536 on: Thursday, May 21, 2020, 10:41:33 »

Fatbury got there first
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« Reply #23537 on: Thursday, May 21, 2020, 10:53:54 »

Fatbury got there first

Anybody heard from old fatters? How's he doing?

I'd even gone and got her an adver. I can't remember why but it was important at the time.
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« Reply #23538 on: Thursday, May 21, 2020, 10:58:44 »

Is that the same guy who got spotted in the cemetary the other day or is there more than one old town naked guy?
I don't know. Were you in the cemetery?
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« Reply #23539 on: Thursday, May 21, 2020, 12:50:54 »

I don't know. Were you in the cemetery?

I doubt it. Even if I was black out drunk then Lawns is closer. Classic flasher spot is the lawns.
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« Reply #23540 on: Friday, May 22, 2020, 19:29:08 »

This in a Facebook group


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« Reply #23541 on: Friday, May 22, 2020, 19:42:12 »

This in a Facebook group

what facebook group soapy tit wank
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« Reply #23542 on: Saturday, May 23, 2020, 13:40:43 »

 
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« Reply #23543 on: Saturday, May 23, 2020, 20:03:49 »

Lawn off licence opening back up.
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« Reply #23544 on: Saturday, May 23, 2020, 22:38:12 »

Having really nosy neighbours so opening my window so they hear me shout "....ohhh finish yourself off then!!" (I live alone) then getting my beard trimmer and putting it near the window.

Fucking amusing as when I see them the next day and they say (like they care) "Ohhh did you have a visitor?" and I just go. No not at all  Pint
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« Reply #23545 on: Sunday, May 24, 2020, 00:31:36 »

Just put your blow up doll in the window.  Smiley
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« Reply #23546 on: Sunday, May 24, 2020, 02:21:29 »

Being asked to write a full set of lyrics for someone to perform a play on the McMahon era, Tina Turner song - Simply the best for a 40th birthday, but altered to refer to a simply small dick.

Different at least. 
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« Reply #23547 on: Sunday, May 24, 2020, 07:16:08 »

Being asked to write a full set of lyrics for someone to perform a play on the McMahon era, Tina Turner song - Simply the best for a 40th birthday, but altered to refer to a simply small dick.

Different at least.  

It's simply a chode,
Pants carring a mini-load,
God wasn't generous
with what he chose to bestow
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« Reply #23548 on: Sunday, May 24, 2020, 15:36:42 »

Just put your blow up doll in the window.  Smiley

I will do next time  Wink or the deflating sound of an airbed might have good effect.
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« Reply #23549 on: Tuesday, May 26, 2020, 12:54:11 »

David Squires is doing us again:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/may/26/david-squires-on-english-success-in-the-anglo-italian-cup
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