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« Reply #22695 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 11:48:07 »

Get past the eyebrows and this is comedy gold, the moral being don't take a long dump at school, you might miss your dinner and then your mum spread it all over the local press!

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/education/east-hull-mum-school-sandwich-3408367
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« Reply #22696 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 11:51:11 »

What a load of bollocks. No school would let a child go without food. Would never happen.

Also, look at the state of her. Classy.
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« Reply #22697 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:00:26 »

It looks like something an Adver 'writer' has penned, there are so many " " in the article it is "embarrassing"
Perhaps she is seeking compensation to allow her to have her eyebrows tended to?
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« Reply #22698 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:00:53 »

So her little cherub was late and it's everybody else's fault?

Having a long shit? Not buying it! He was doing something else he should not have been doing.
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« Reply #22699 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:04:48 »

Get past the eyebrows and this is comedy gold, the moral being don't take a long dump at school, you might miss your dinner and then your mum spread it all over the local press!

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/education/east-hull-mum-school-sandwich-3408367

Second school she's pulled him from already...!
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« Reply #22700 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:05:54 »

"It's not his fault he missed out. You don’t know how long you’re going to be on the toilet for, do you?"

Well if he had eaten said tuna sandwich instead of the junk mummy probably gives him, it would be a lot shorter in future
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« Reply #22701 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:08:24 »

Those fucking eyebrows, though!
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« Reply #22702 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:09:29 »

I wonder if there is anyone who thinks they "says it how it is" who isn't, entirely coincidentally, a massive pain in the arse?
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« Reply #22703 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:12:05 »

What's "Bains"? Huh?

If she wants to make sure he's fed why not make him a packed lunch each day?
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« Reply #22704 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:18:47 »

What's "Bains"? Huh?

If she wants to make sure he's fed why not make him a packed lunch each day?

I assume its actually bairns...

The locals are delivering comedy gold today

https://www.milfordmercury.co.uk/news/17959224.milford-haven-woman-admits-racially-abusing-neighbour-breasts-hanging-fence/
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« Reply #22705 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:20:30 »

Fucking awful paper.  I did a show with George Ezra at their new 'Arena' which is trying hard to establish itself on the touring circuit.  They managed to change a non story of some coked up pissed up arsehole being kicked out and saying 'Ive got a gun' before being swiftly arrested by the police, into 'Gun Terror at George Ezra gig'.  No one inside the venue knew anything about it, so fuck knows who was terrified.

Not the way to help a local venue make its mark.
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« Reply #22706 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:20:58 »


“Her breasts were exposed and hanging over the fence. A dog was jumping up and licking at her breasts.”

 
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« Reply #22707 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:42:32 »

Get past the eyebrows and this is comedy gold, the moral being don't take a long dump at school, you might miss your dinner and then your mum spread it all over the local press!

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/education/east-hull-mum-school-sandwich-3408367
Fucking hell, this has all the makings of a classic.
The eyebrows
"fuming"
Had to make a point of her being pregnant
8/10 for the sad face photo
"like they wasn’t bothered about my child then"

I bet the teachers are having a right giggle in the staff room over this.
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« Reply #22708 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:54:34 »

Fucking hell, this has all the makings of a classic.
The eyebrows
"fuming"
Had to make a point of her being pregnant
8/10 for the sad face photo
"like they wasn’t bothered about my child then"

I bet the teachers are having a right giggle in the staff room over this.

‘She not solved nothing’

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« Reply #22709 on: Thursday, October 10, 2019, 12:57:40 »

‘She not solved nothing’


missed that one.
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