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« Reply #22740 on: Wednesday, October 16, 2019, 23:59:39 » |
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I reckon eyebrow woman was told by a mate that she could get it into the national press. So she can tell the world her tale of woe...Daily Star scoops must be onto this now surely? With the killer headline "Me love poo long time?" or something equally as shitty. Failing that, it's a headline news story, straight out of National Enquirer.
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There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #22741 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 08:32:05 » |
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« Reply #22742 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 08:41:51 » |
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Hang on, she uses the word 'Mermazing' and there is likely to be an online poll to vote in, sounds very TEFesque! |
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« Reply #22743 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 08:47:55 » |
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Hang on, she uses the word 'Mermazing' and there is likely to be an online poll to vote in, sounds very TEFesque!
We should pile in. |
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« Reply #22744 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 08:51:04 » |
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I reckon eyebrow woman was told by a mate that she could get it into the national press. So she can tell the world her tale of woe...Daily Star scoops must be onto this now surely? With the killer headline "Me love poo long time?" or something equally as shitty. Failing that, it's a headline news story, straight out of National Enquirer.
You can imagine the headline "Slug balancing tart left fuming after fat son was offered healthy tuna sandwich" |
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« Reply #22745 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 09:00:58 » |
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« Reply #22746 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 10:05:45 » |
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« Last Edit: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 10:19:47 by horlock07 »
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« Reply #22747 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 10:43:19 » |
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Miss Jarvis, also mum to Alisha, seven, and Cole, five, said she "does not know what to do now." I have a suggestion, Miss Jarvis. How's about you stop embarrassing yourself and your kid and just fucking drop it? |
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« Reply #22748 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 10:51:24 » |
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I have a suggestion, Miss Jarvis.
How's about you stop embarrassing yourself and your kid and just fucking drop it?
Also perhaps keep your mouth - and legs - shut in future |
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« Reply #22749 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 11:06:21 » |
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Ha, how embarrassing  |
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« Reply #22750 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 14:08:58 » |
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« Reply #22751 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 14:12:02 » |
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Well, yeah, that's why he took so long on the bog obviously |
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« Reply #22752 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 17:19:44 » |
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Surely she’s just trying to go viral now?
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« Reply #22753 on: Thursday, October 17, 2019, 17:48:10 » |
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It's not even news, it's pathetic Britain
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« Reply #22754 on: Friday, October 18, 2019, 15:05:03 » |
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A grown man I know having both a football and non football Twitter account - the self importance knows no bounds these days |
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