Pages: 1 ... 1442 1443 1444 [1445] 1446 1447 1448 ... 1933   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good  (Read 4543167 times)
horlock07

Offline Offline

Posts: 18726


Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost




Ignore
« Reply #21660 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 12:50:35 »

https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/1074039048698769408
Logged
tans
You spin me right round baby right round

Online Online

Posts: 25015





Ignore
« Reply #21661 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 14:01:09 »

Ill raise you


* E39CE4E5-CC42-4116-AD8E-9B1414A43FD1.jpeg (797.99 KB, 1379x2048 - viewed 108 times.)
Logged
Batch
Not a Batch

Offline Offline

Posts: 55352





Ignore
« Reply #21662 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 14:33:12 »

Oooh, good work both.
Logged
horlock07

Offline Offline

Posts: 18726


Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost




Ignore
« Reply #21663 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 14:42:24 »

Ill raise you

Oh come on that's got to be made up.....


How do you get a Goldfish in a toaster?
Logged
BambooToTheFuture

Offline Offline

Posts: 10138


I'll Tell Ya Now - McGurk Is The New Graham


WWW

Ignore
« Reply #21664 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 15:08:46 »

Oh come on that's got to be made up.....


How do you get a Goldfish in a toaster?

I was all in on that one until it mentioned "dealing crystal meth". Mmm Goldfish on toast.
Logged


'Incessant Nonsense'

______________________________________________________________

'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
tans
You spin me right round baby right round

Online Online

Posts: 25015





Ignore
« Reply #21665 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 16:07:41 »

Oooh, good work both.

Some gems on their twitter account

‘School nativity ruined when Joseph did a shit in the manger’

‘Shoplifting gran had bag of babybels, a star bar and two sauasge rolls up her minge’
Logged
Mother Brown

Offline Offline

Posts: 1372




Ignore
« Reply #21666 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 20:10:29 »

Some gems on their twitter account

‘School nativity ruined when Joseph did a shit in the manger’

‘Shoplifting gran had bag of babybels, a star bar and two sauasge rolls up her minge’

Did this happen in Jaywick  ?
Logged
RobertT

Offline Offline

Posts: 11704




Ignore
« Reply #21667 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 20:58:42 »

It has baffled me just how many parcels are simply left on a porch over here, wondering how they are not pinched more often.  Maybe the thieves have had enough of this guy:

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46604625
Logged
pauld
Aaron Aardvark

Offline Offline

Posts: 25436


Absolute Calamity!




Ignore
« Reply #21668 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 21:58:35 »

It has baffled me just how many parcels are simply left on a porch over here, wondering how they are not pinched more often.  Maybe the thieves have had enough of this guy:

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46604625
That's brilliant!
Logged
swindonmaniac

Offline Offline

Posts: 3839




Ignore
« Reply #21669 on: Tuesday, December 18, 2018, 22:22:45 »

It has baffled me just how many parcels are simply left on a porch over here, wondering how they are not pinched more often.  Maybe the thieves have had enough of this guy:

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46604625
Next time use a real bomb,  thieving toerags.
Logged

Life is a Rollercoaster - Just gotta ride it.
horlock07

Offline Offline

Posts: 18726


Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost




Ignore
« Reply #21670 on: Thursday, December 20, 2018, 12:00:22 »

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/17309084.three-peaks-hikers-urged-to-stop-blasting-out-queens-we-are-the-champions-at-11pm/?
Logged
Wobbly Bob

Offline Offline

Posts: 4162





Ignore
« Reply #21671 on: Thursday, December 20, 2018, 13:24:47 »


There is a whole of album of this  Smiley

Logged

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Crap!
horlock07

Offline Offline

Posts: 18726


Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost




Ignore
« Reply #21672 on: Thursday, December 20, 2018, 13:46:51 »

There is a whole of album of this  Smiley



The Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer with Billy Gibbons is a particular high point.
Logged
BambooToTheFuture

Offline Offline

Posts: 10138


I'll Tell Ya Now - McGurk Is The New Graham


WWW

Ignore
« Reply #21673 on: Thursday, December 20, 2018, 15:45:55 »


Haha, if people were less miserable about it I would understand. Mr. Borrowman clearly having a boring retirement. I doubt though that many are walking around with "ghettoblasters". Sounds like a National Enquirer article Smiley
Logged


'Incessant Nonsense'

______________________________________________________________

'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
Legends-Lounge

Offline Offline

Posts: 8229

Non PC straight talking tory Brexit voter on this




Ignore
« Reply #21674 on: Friday, December 21, 2018, 08:48:31 »

Tracking my brother and his families flight overnight into Bangkok (BKK) airport on my flightradar24 app. Guilty pleasure tracking flights of family and friends i’m afraid. No, I don’t have a drone and i’m Not anywhere near Gatwick either.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 1442 1443 1444 [1445] 1446 1447 1448 ... 1933   Go Up
Print
Jump to: