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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #21525 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2018, 15:37:39 »

Reg, Mrs B says I could lose a pint of milk in an empty fridge.

Always been like that. Including silly things like looking for my glasses (pushed up on head) and phone (holding in other hand).



Does the pinta exist when you shut the fridge door  Hmmm
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« Reply #21526 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2018, 15:44:16 »

doesn't matter, as long as it's there when the door is opened so SWMBO can proclaim "for fucks sake, it's right in front of your eyes"
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« Reply #21527 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2018, 15:49:05 »

doesn't matter, as long as it's there when the door is opened so SWMBO can proclaim "for fucks sake, it's right in front of your eyes"

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"Stars are matter. We are matter. It doesn't matter"   C. Beefheart
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« Reply #21528 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2018, 16:15:58 »

Always been like that. Including silly things like looking for my glasses (pushed up on head) and phone (holding in other hand).

The amount of times I've been driving, patted my pockets and thought "shit, I've forgotten my keys" is innumerable.

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« Reply #21529 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2018, 16:27:35 »

im like that with my phone. I use it as a gps/sat nav when walking around unfamiliar places and im constantly taping my pocket and proceed to think ive lost my phone when its in my other hand.
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« Reply #21530 on: Tuesday, November 6, 2018, 20:00:53 »

Being able to read the TEF over the past couple of days without Bamboo hijacking every conversation.

In all seriousness, if you are reading this, please come back soon - our annual first round cup exit on Saturday won’t be the same unless it’s blamed on Tommy Robinson’s name being shouted at Notts County....
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« Reply #21531 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2018, 06:53:20 »

On the topic of losing things. I was using my phone as a tocrh at work, running some cables in the server room in the basement when I checked my pockets and realised I didn't have my phone. Last place I remembered using it was the bogs on the 4th floor next to the store cupboard, so I dashed up 5 flights of stairs to look for it but no dice.

Then I remembered I was using it as a torch... it was tucked up in the celing tiles down in the basement.
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« Reply #21532 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2018, 08:26:15 »

I have a haunted stapler at work that never moves from my desk and quite often I can't find it. 

When I need it I look to my right and it isn't there, look to my left, it also isn't there but when I look back to my right, there it is.

Spooky goings on
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« Reply #21533 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2018, 09:17:42 »

I have a haunted stapler at work that never moves from my desk and quite often I can't find it. 

When I need it I look to my right and it isn't there, look to my left, it also isn't there but when I look back to my right, there it is.

Spooky goings on

Hmm a quantum stapler. Now we're getting somewhere.   
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« Reply #21534 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2018, 15:02:35 »

On the topic of losing things. I was using my phone as a tocrh at work, running some cables in the server room in the basement when I checked my pockets and realised I didn't have my phone. Last place I remembered using it was the bogs on the 4th floor next to the store cupboard, so I dashed up 5 flights of stairs to look for it but no dice.

Then I remembered I was using it as a torch... it was tucked up in the celing tiles down in the basement.

Weirdly I've done very similar. I was using my phone as a torch when I was out walking the dog, then wanted to check my phone and got in a blind panic when it wasn't in my pocket. It felt like an age before I realised my phone was right there. In my hand.

Not the stupidest thing I've ever done but definitely up there!
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« Reply #21535 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2018, 15:33:52 »

On the topic of losing things. I was using my phone as a tocrh at work, running some cables in the server room in the basement when I checked my pockets and realised I didn't have my phone. Last place I remembered using it was the bogs on the 4th floor next to the store cupboard, so I dashed up 5 flights of stairs to look for it but no dice.

Then I remembered I was using it as a torch... it was tucked up in the celing tiles down in the basement.

yup, done that. All our cables run under the floor and im constantly leaving my phone under it when i run cables.
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« Reply #21536 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2018, 23:31:10 »

Top trolling:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/07/dutch-man-69-identifies-20-years-younger-launches-legal-battle/

(If it's not trolling,put it in a new "WTF?" thread)
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« Reply #21537 on: Thursday, November 8, 2018, 05:25:50 »


 
https://mobile.twitter.com/Kozzy78/status/1060176394536341505
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« Reply #21538 on: Thursday, November 8, 2018, 06:52:19 »


Could you imagine that?

Kostiuk: Wears all the money gone?
Power: *Explains where the money's gone*
Kostiuk: But wears all the money gone?

What an insightful discussion that would be, although there'd still be plenty lauding Kostiuk for 'showing' Power.
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« Reply #21539 on: Thursday, November 8, 2018, 06:55:49 »

when I said I would genuinly listen to that, I was very sincere .
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