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« Reply #21225 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 10:28:26 »

What an ignoramus.

I've known tourists in Thailand to complain about the locals speaking Thai. Or that it's hot... in peak season.
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« Reply #21226 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 11:10:31 »

Class.

That's cheered me up.

"Why can’t the Spanish go somewhere else for their holidays?”

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That may be my new favourite local newspaper quote. Just magical.
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« Reply #21227 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 11:19:04 »

That may be my new favourite local newspaper quote. Just magical.

There are of course a book load of quotes from this area to fill a book or two of other holiday ‘colemanisms’ such as the sea being to wet and the sand the wrong colour etc.
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« Reply #21228 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 15:13:25 »

Think the complaint about being on a hill is a fair one, but the rest Smiley

This is the 'hill' in question, taken from the beach




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« Reply #21229 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 15:51:02 »

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« Reply #21230 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 16:35:55 »

Oh.

I'll stand the mountain rescue down.
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« Reply #21231 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 16:54:40 »

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Its like matressgate all over again, has she been freed yet?
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« Reply #21232 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 18:26:16 »

Imagine going to Spain and it being full of Spanish people. JUST IMAGINE.
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« Reply #21233 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 18:52:16 »

Imagine going to Spain and it being full of Spanish people. JUST IMAGINE.

Ha, I'm going to Tenerife to avoid those Spanish foreigners.
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« Reply #21234 on: Monday, August 13, 2018, 18:53:27 »

This is the 'hill' in question, taken from the beach

Surely the beach has an incline too, but that was ok?

also: "The 81-year-old from Blackburn, who has been on holiday to Greece, Turkey, Portugal and Tenerife" yup all those places are fucking pan flat..
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« Reply #21235 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2018, 09:34:14 »

Surely the beach has an incline too, but that was ok?

also: "The 81-year-old from Blackburn, who has been on holiday to Greece, Turkey, Portugal and Tenerife" yup all those places are fucking pan flat..
Not to mention free of any local population....
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« Reply #21236 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2018, 14:55:46 »

She probably would have been confused in Turkey anyway, expecting locals to gather in large groups seeking grain.
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« Reply #21237 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2018, 22:11:40 »

Even more tits at the Memorial Ground than usual tonight

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« Reply #21238 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2018, 17:07:10 »

Bare with me on this for a moment or two. I have agreed to partake weight watchers with the current Mrs. Legend. So we have cobbled together a weekly meal plan and then gone hunter gathering in Spazda for the ingredients. Now I love pasta, who doesn’t? Can’t be many. Anyway on the list of non ‘prohibited’ is wholemeal pasta. I fucking hate the stuff, like chewing a boiled johnny i’d Image. But, but, but it’s on the list she protested.

So on closer inspection of both packets of penne pasta it transpires that the wholemeal shit is only ‘better’ on two of the nutritionally listed dietary components and worse on three. But it’s on the list she protested again.... fuck off woman you’d have to eat a bloody pallet of the stuff to notice a difference. Ordinary pasta it is. Small victories taste to nice.
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« Reply #21239 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2018, 17:11:40 »

Wholemeal pasta probably makes you shite more, hence why its on the list.
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