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« Reply #30990 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 11:03:17 »

Indeed. Utterly Pathetic. Get a fucking sense of humour and be able to laugh at yourself not like its even an offensive joke.

It's just not a very good one.
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« Reply #30991 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 11:12:27 »

It's just not a very good one.

I thought it was pretty clever and made me smile. But each to their own of course.
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« Reply #30992 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 11:20:17 »

It’s just not very funny
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« Reply #30993 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 11:29:17 »

It's just not a very good one.
I know a lot of comedians are quite angry about its well over 20 years old and has been plagiarised anyway from Noel James repertoire.
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« Reply #30994 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 13:07:56 »

How does a Dad joke win?
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« Reply #30995 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 14:46:44 »

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/17851657.police-launch-investigation-spate-criminal-damage-swindon-cricklade-railway/

What is fucking wrong with people?
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« Reply #30996 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 14:52:31 »


Thick, dumb, ignorant. Probably all three. I believe when caught for any vandalism, if convicted the perpetrators should have to financially pay for costs of repair in full.
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« Reply #30997 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 15:15:23 »


Yoof of today.
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« Reply #30998 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 16:38:02 »

Thick, dumb, ignorant. Probably all three. I believe when caught for any vandalism, if convicted the perpetrators should have to financially pay for costs of repair in full.
Yep...sadly this didn’t happen with the below recently:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-49397838
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« Reply #30999 on: Saturday, August 24, 2019, 12:39:57 »

People who don't wash their hands after a slash or a dump in a pub (or any) toilet.

Is it really too much effort.
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« Reply #31000 on: Saturday, August 24, 2019, 13:04:19 »

I reckon that in lots of shared and public toilets once you've washed your hands, then (maybe) touched the tap to turn it off and gripped the door handle, you've probably negated the hand washing by gaining loads of other people's pissy and shitty germs.

Toilets with a door handle you have to touch should be eliminated. Very few places have them but some fit metal parts to the bottom of the door that you can use your foot to easily open instead.
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« Reply #31001 on: Saturday, August 24, 2019, 13:33:09 »

I reckon that in lots of shared and public toilets once you've washed your hands, then (maybe) touched the tap to turn it off and gripped the door handle, you've probably negated the hand washing by gaining loads of other people's pissy and shitty germs.

Toilets with a door handle you have to touch should be eliminated. Very few places have them but some fit metal parts to the bottom of the door that you can use your foot to easily open instead.

I had a dump at the train station in Milan many years ago and it didn't even have a door on the stall  Smiley
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« Reply #31002 on: Saturday, August 24, 2019, 20:57:54 »

I had a dump at the train station in Milan many years ago and it didn't even have a door on the stall  Smiley

Don't ever go for a dump in China, unless in a hotel toilet.  You don't need signs for those toilets... follow your nose.
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« Reply #31003 on: Monday, August 26, 2019, 11:47:41 »

Don't ever go for a dump in China
Wouldn't dream of it, always use porcelain
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« Reply #31004 on: Monday, August 26, 2019, 12:10:24 »

Any idea why, from today, I have to use a VPN to access the Adver site?
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