Red Frog
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« Reply #30990 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 11:03:17 » |
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Indeed. Utterly Pathetic. Get a fucking sense of humour and be able to laugh at yourself not like its even an offensive joke.
It's just not a very good one.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sûr à propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #30991 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 11:12:27 » |
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It's just not a very good one.
I thought it was pretty clever and made me smile. But each to their own of course.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #30992 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 11:20:17 » |
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It’s just not very funny
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Things get better but they never get good
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #30993 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 11:29:17 » |
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It's just not a very good one.
I know a lot of comedians are quite angry about its well over 20 years old and has been plagiarised anyway from Noel James repertoire.
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« Last Edit: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 17:40:28 by Peter Venkman »
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Well, we know where we're goin' But we don't know where we've been And we know what we're knowin' But we can't say what we've seen And we're not little children And we know what we want And the future is certain Give us time to work it out
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« Reply #30994 on: Tuesday, August 20, 2019, 13:07:56 » |
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How does a Dad joke win?
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Legends-Lounge
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Non PC straight talking tory Brexit voter on this
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« Reply #30995 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 14:46:44 » |
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #30996 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 14:52:31 » |
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Thick, dumb, ignorant. Probably all three. I believe when caught for any vandalism, if convicted the perpetrators should have to financially pay for costs of repair in full.
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« Reply #30997 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 15:15:23 » |
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Dr Pierre Chang
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« Reply #30998 on: Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 16:38:02 » |
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Thick, dumb, ignorant. Probably all three. I believe when caught for any vandalism, if convicted the perpetrators should have to financially pay for costs of repair in full.
Yep...sadly this didn’t happen with the below recently: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-49397838
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #30999 on: Saturday, August 24, 2019, 12:39:57 » |
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People who don't wash their hands after a slash or a dump in a pub (or any) toilet.
Is it really too much effort.
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My mind it ain't so open That anything could crawl right in
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« Reply #31000 on: Saturday, August 24, 2019, 13:04:19 » |
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I reckon that in lots of shared and public toilets once you've washed your hands, then (maybe) touched the tap to turn it off and gripped the door handle, you've probably negated the hand washing by gaining loads of other people's pissy and shitty germs.
Toilets with a door handle you have to touch should be eliminated. Very few places have them but some fit metal parts to the bottom of the door that you can use your foot to easily open instead.
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4D
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« Reply #31001 on: Saturday, August 24, 2019, 13:33:09 » |
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I reckon that in lots of shared and public toilets once you've washed your hands, then (maybe) touched the tap to turn it off and gripped the door handle, you've probably negated the hand washing by gaining loads of other people's pissy and shitty germs.
Toilets with a door handle you have to touch should be eliminated. Very few places have them but some fit metal parts to the bottom of the door that you can use your foot to easily open instead.
I had a dump at the train station in Milan many years ago and it didn't even have a door on the stall
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #31002 on: Saturday, August 24, 2019, 20:57:54 » |
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I had a dump at the train station in Milan many years ago and it didn't even have a door on the stall Don't ever go for a dump in China, unless in a hotel toilet. You don't need signs for those toilets... follow your nose.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww
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« Reply #31003 on: Monday, August 26, 2019, 11:47:41 » |
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Don't ever go for a dump in China
Wouldn't dream of it, always use porcelain
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Audrey
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« Reply #31004 on: Monday, August 26, 2019, 12:10:24 » |
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Any idea why, from today, I have to use a VPN to access the Adver site?
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