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« Reply #26700 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 09:58:08 »

This is a very small thing and I know this might make me sound like a bit of an arsehole (nothing to do with the discussion above) and its nothing personal, but I don't understand why the death of Terry Butcher's son is one of the headlines on the BBC website? Its undoubtedly heartbreaking for the family and they have my gravest condolences but headline news...
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« Reply #26701 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:32:26 »

I imagine Dyson do a version of the hand blade for arse purposes....
Doesn't everyone on here have one of these?

https://www.washloo.co.uk/products/washloo-elite-a-1
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« Reply #26702 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:40:45 »

I can't quite believe I'm asking this, but how do you dry your arse afterwards?  Your towel would seem risky but using loo paper would be somewhat surreal.

Drip dry. You don't end up quite as wet as you might imagine.
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« Reply #26703 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:42:32 »

Given the somewhat temperamental nature of both water pressure and temperature in our house, that could result in some "surprising", not to mention occasionally eye-watering, moments if implemented in our gaff. For that reason, I'm out.

One does need to be prepared for the occasional unexpected high-pressure blast of the ring. It's always best to check first if using an unfamiliar appliance.
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« Reply #26704 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:45:25 »

Drip dry. You don't end up quite as wet as you might imagine.

Doesn't your hair stay wet or have you shaved down there to compensate?
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« Reply #26705 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:50:24 »

Doesn't your hair stay wet or have you shaved down there to compensate?
Wooaahhhhhhh! FFS, there's the spirit of scientific curiosity and then there's going waaaayyyyy too deep.
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« Reply #26706 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:52:26 »

I don't have a particularly hairy arse, and there's no need to spray my gentleman garden at the front. Bum guns are reasonably accurate.
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« Reply #26707 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 11:02:29 »


I agree with Flasheart,those arse cleaner guns are ace!

The best toilet experience I've ever had,mind,was in a hotel in Japan.
After you'd finished,you pressed a button and a luke warm jet of water would hit your ringpiece with astonishing accuracy.
So accurate in fact ,that I started to wonder if they had a camera linked to some guy in reception with some kind of aiming technology !

It's also the only time I've sat on a toilet with an emergency stop button
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« Reply #26708 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 11:06:42 »

After you'd finished,you pressed a button and a Luke Williams jet of water would hit your ringpiece with astonishing accuracy.

That has streaked well ahead of any previous rides on Fatbury's Lovestick for my favourite forum autocorrect of all time
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« Reply #26709 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 11:18:42 »

Bum guns

Sounds somewhat like a pornstar name
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« Reply #26710 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 11:34:45 »

Wooaahhhhhhh! FFS, there's the spirit of scientific curiosity and then there's going waaaayyyyy too deep.

You have got to have all the facts to hand, look what happened with the Brexit vote....
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« Reply #26711 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 11:43:20 »

Drip dry. You don't end up quite as wet as you might imagine.

Phew, as Thailand is hot and humid I had visions of a wet arse being poked out of a window and shaken around for a couple of minutes.
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« Reply #26712 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 12:10:21 »

Phew, as Thailand is hot and humid I had visions of a wet arse being poked out of a window and shaken around for a couple of minutes.

At least it wouldn't be a wet hairy arse...... Apparently.
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« Reply #26713 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 13:55:40 »

I agree with Flasheart,those arse cleaner guns are ace!

The best toilet experience I've ever had,mind,was in a hotel in Japan.
After you'd finished,you pressed a button and a Luke Williams jet of water would hit your ringpiece with astonishing accuracy.
So accurate in fact ,that I started to wonder if they had a camera linked to some guy in reception with some kind of aiming technology !

It's also the only time I've sat on a toilet with an emergency stop button

Brilliant post - had me rolling around the floor laughing.
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« Reply #26714 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 15:00:53 »

Drip dry. You don't end up quite as wet as you might imagine.

That's the end for me, I'm out.
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