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« Reply #26685 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 08:25:49 »

When someone puts the bog roll on the holder the wrong way round ie. so it pulls from the back  Crash
You have no idea what you might have just started.
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« Reply #26686 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 08:28:01 »

I have a terrible habit with bog roll.

When one roll finishes mid wipe, i will grab another roll and take what i need. Then rather than placing the empty one in the bin and putting the new one on the holder i tend to just sit the new one on the radiator.
Almost as if putting the empty roll in the bin is so beneath me. I don't know why i do it. Its almost subconscious.
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« Reply #26687 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 09:43:32 »

At least you acknowledge it's not a great habit. My kids look at me like I'm insane when I suggest they might like to put the new roll on the holder. Much as they do when I suggest that towels can be folded once used rather than left screwed up the bathroom floor.
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« Reply #26688 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 09:45:49 »

Get rid of the tissue altogether. It's a filthy habit. Bum guns are the way to go.

This seems to be a recurring discussion on the TEF. It seem that we place our anal hygiene in high regard, more so than other groups I'm a member of. Even if you filthy fuckers do still wipe rather then wash.
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« Reply #26689 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 09:57:11 »

Get rid of the tissue altogether. It's a filthy habit. Bum guns are the way to go.


But do you stand up or sit down to use it....
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« Reply #26690 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 09:58:45 »

Get rid of the tissue altogether. It's a filthy habit. Bum guns are the way to go.
I don't think I even want to ask ....
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« Reply #26691 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:05:35 »

I don't think I even want to ask ....

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« Reply #26692 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:07:21 »

He's washing his arse with a shower.
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« Reply #26693 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:08:33 »

An arse shower, to be precise.
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« Reply #26694 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:24:10 »

Given the somewhat temperamental nature of both water pressure and temperature in our house, that could result in some "surprising", not to mention occasionally eye-watering, moments if implemented in our gaff. For that reason, I'm out.
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« Reply #26695 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:29:47 »

An arse shower, to be precise.

I can't quite believe I'm asking this, but how do you dry your arse afterwards?  Your towel would seem risky but using loo paper would be somewhat surreal.
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« Reply #26696 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:31:59 »

An arse shower, to be precise.

Is it not more of a jet washer, don't you need that additional pressure to dislodge stubborn deposits?
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« Reply #26697 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:39:11 »

I can't quite believe I'm asking this, but how do you dry your arse afterwards?  Your towel would seem risky but using loo paper would be somewhat surreal.
Is it not more of a jet washer, don't you need that additional pressure to dislodge stubborn deposits?
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« Reply #26698 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:39:16 »

I can't quite believe I'm asking this, but how do you dry your arse afterwards?  Your towel would seem risky but using loo paper would be somewhat surreal.

Fucking this. I guess you'd have to have an arse specific towel near the toilet?

I'd probably use my wife's towel just to be safe.
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« Reply #26699 on: Thursday, October 19, 2017, 10:42:32 »

Fucking this. I guess you'd have to have an arse specific towel near the toilet?

I'd probably use my wife's towel just to be safe.

I imagine Dyson do a version of the hand blade for arse purposes....
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