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« Reply #25395 on: Thursday, February 9, 2017, 21:24:28 »

So, what's the stupidest thing you've done?

When I was in Ireland we lived in a very rural place - no bin collections. We bought one of those incinerator dustbins with a lid which has a small chimney on it.

Filled the bin, poured a bit of petrol on the rubbish and dropped a lit match down the chimney.

Fucking lid nearly took my head off!

Was your first school Clifton st ?
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« Reply #25396 on: Thursday, February 9, 2017, 21:48:23 »

So, what's the stupidest thing you've done?

When I was in Ireland we lived in a very rural place - no bin collections. We bought one of those incinerator dustbins with a lid which has a small chimney on it.

Filled the bin, poured a bit of petrol on the rubbish and dropped a lit match down the chimney.

Fucking lid nearly took my head off!
Got totally hammered in old town after work many years ago in suit and tie. Walked home at end of night with mates through lawn woods. Went for a piss against a tree and fell and got my arm stuck in the tree. My mates couldn't free me so ended up having to run back through lawn woods to call the fire brigade pre mobile phones. While I'm led there pissed with my dick hanging out of my trousers the firemen cut away part of the tree. They freed me and I went on my way. Unfortunately it was all over gwr and the advert. Luckily they didn't have my name.
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« Reply #25397 on: Thursday, February 9, 2017, 23:33:11 »

 
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« Reply #25398 on: Thursday, February 9, 2017, 23:58:21 »

I ran into the shallow end of the Oasis when I was 15 and dived too early,smacked my head on the bottom,splitting open my head and breaking a tooth when my jaw slammed shut on impact.
Apparently the life guards had to sweep my blood away

The most embarrassing bit was that I had concussion,and in my confusion I removed my swimming trunks and was wondering around the changing room and life guards office stark bollocking naked,not knowing what the fuck was going on.
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« Reply #25399 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 01:46:52 »

Urine burn after a very hot curry.
you're the only person I've heard that had that, chicken xacuti in Bath, next morning aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
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« Reply #25400 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 07:45:02 »

Urine burn after a very hot curry.
I'm the same , don't get ring sting.
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« Reply #25401 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 08:55:32 »

#cystitis
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« Reply #25402 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 09:17:54 »

"oooooh man, that curry I had three months back must've been REALLY hot, it's still stinging when I piss now!"  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #25403 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 17:16:41 »

Hate it when lists that are published with glaring errors. The Mighty Don scored 147 for us but nowhere to be seen

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10677715/premier-league-championship-league-one-league-two-record-goalscorers-ranked
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« Reply #25404 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 17:28:26 »

That's because Harry Morris is our all time goalscorer at number 25 on that list.
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« Reply #25405 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 17:33:02 »

Hate it when lists that are published with glaring errors. The Mighty Don scored 147 for us but nowhere to be seen

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10677715/premier-league-championship-league-one-league-two-record-goalscorers-ranked

Did you read the list and actually understand what it lists?
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« Reply #25406 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 17:37:24 »

Obviously not. I hate it when people make a complete arse of themselves.
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« Reply #25407 on: Friday, February 10, 2017, 18:59:16 »

If it makes you feel any better I thought Fleming was our top scorer
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« Reply #25408 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 11:28:37 »

BT whacking their prices up for the third time in 18 months. It breaks the contract so means I can walk away entirely, but the effort involved is a giant pain in the arse. 15% rise as well, you think there'd be some rule about not being able to up it during the contracted period by anything above inflation.
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« Reply #25409 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 11:37:07 »

BT whacking their prices up for the third time in 18 months. It breaks the contract so means I can walk away entirely, but the effort involved is a giant pain in the arse. 15% rise as well, you think there'd be some rule about not being able to up it during the contracted period by anything above inflation.
Ohh that's interesting, is this for everyone? I've been looking for a reason to leave BT.
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