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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #16425 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2014, 18:01:30 »

my ex wife! She is an absolute fucking twat face
So is mine, join the club.
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« Reply #16426 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2014, 18:08:53 »

You weren't married long were you?

Probably because she is an absolute fucking twat face
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« Reply #16427 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2014, 19:25:02 »

The term parked bus, or parking the bus in football. Amazing how boring it's got so quickly.
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« Reply #16428 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2014, 19:25:51 »

Doesn't that break the working time directive

It is pretty regular with Morrisons unfortunately. I will have had 2 nights off in each working week, just alsmost as far apart as possible.
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« Reply #16429 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2014, 20:09:06 »

Why are you supposed to wash your hands after having a piss? I understand the importance of hygiene after a dump, due to the bacteria in your shit and around your anus but isn't urine sterile?
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« Reply #16430 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2014, 20:09:31 »

You weren't married long were you?

4 years, wont get that back
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« Reply #16431 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2014, 20:15:13 »

Why are you supposed to wash your hands after having a piss? I understand the importance of hygiene after a dump, due to the bacteria in your shit and around your anus but isn't urine sterile?

There's a good bobby Robeson quote whereby someone, seeing he'd had a piss and not washed his hands, asked "did your mother not teach you to wash after using the toilet?" To which he replied "no but she taught me not to piss on my hands"
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« Reply #16432 on: Wednesday, April 30, 2014, 20:26:38 »

Why are you supposed to wash your hands after having a piss? I understand the importance of hygiene after a dump, due to the bacteria in your shit and around your anus but isn't urine sterile?

I regularly piss on my hands to sterilise them. Usually before cooking a meal, just to be certain.
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« Reply #16433 on: Thursday, May 1, 2014, 18:01:06 »

Some thieving bastards have been down the allotments where I have a plot and jemmied the locks off about 30 sheds.
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« Reply #16434 on: Thursday, May 1, 2014, 18:06:51 »

Some thieving bastards have been down the allotments where I have a plot and jemmied the locks off about 30 sheds.

We've had a spate of sheep rustlings in my area. People come along and shoot them before another lot come and put the carcasses into the back of a lorry.

Fucking appalling. Doubtless it's going into some doner kebab production plant somewhere, none of the slaughterhouses in the area would even dare touch it without certification.
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« Reply #16435 on: Thursday, May 1, 2014, 18:35:27 »

I regularly piss on my hands to sterilise them. Usually before cooking a meal, just to be certain.

Surely, where most people's tongue and mouth ends up must put an end to the piss hygiene argument
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« Reply #16436 on: Thursday, May 1, 2014, 19:08:43 »

We've had a spate of sheep rustlings in my area. People come along and shoot them before another lot come and put the carcasses into the back of a lorry.

Fucking appalling. Doubtless it's going into some doner kebab production plant somewhere, none of the slaughterhouses in the area would even dare touch it without certification.

I have just been down and, selfishly, I am pleased that mine hasn't been broken in to.
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« Reply #16437 on: Thursday, May 1, 2014, 19:09:50 »

I have just been down and, selfishly, I am pleased that mine hasn't been broken in to.

What a selfish bastard. How dare you be pleased your stuff is safe.
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« Reply #16438 on: Thursday, May 1, 2014, 19:44:15 »

Managing to lock myself out of the Townend for 24 hours+ somehow!!

Thanks to FH and JJ for resolving! I know some of you were literally on tenterhooks about my new toaster!
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« Reply #16439 on: Thursday, May 1, 2014, 19:49:59 »

What did you get bob?  I got the Russell Hobbs 20711

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/1626517.htm
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