Ginginho
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« Reply #16395 on: Friday, April 25, 2014, 08:00:23 » |
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Masterchef....
'David has deconstructed a cheesecake' how the fuck do you deconstruct a cheesecake - I thought it meant to eat it.
Indeed. There's certain words I hear when i'm watching that annoy me. Deconstructed Foam Fusion Jus |
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Arriba
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« Reply #16396 on: Friday, April 25, 2014, 08:10:23 » |
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Alot of the food looks disgusting to me. I wouldn't eat most of it.
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Abrahammer
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« Reply #16397 on: Friday, April 25, 2014, 08:14:38 » |
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Some twat deconstructed a crumble last night, why mess with a classic English pud!
Totally agree with Arriba, the most appetising looking stuff is often when they keep simple rather than the fancy stuff most people haven't of.
Good program though
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #16398 on: Friday, April 25, 2014, 08:24:31 » |
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'Deconstructed' food is just food which hasn't been put together. Fucking lazy chefs.
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4D
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« Reply #16399 on: Friday, April 25, 2014, 08:36:09 » |
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I quite like some of the descriptions used when you see programs on wine tasting.  |
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« Reply #16400 on: Friday, April 25, 2014, 09:35:08 » |
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I quite like some of the descriptions used when you see programs on wine tasting. It's better when people who are not wine tasters try and emulate the phraseology. "It's like licking the back of a rusty spoon on a hot day" was possibly my favourite. |
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« Reply #16401 on: Friday, April 25, 2014, 09:37:09 » |
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Pretentious bollocks, the lot of it.
wine isn't about tasting - its about glugging
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DiV
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« Reply #16402 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 14:01:11 » |
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People complaining about Chelsea's style of football being negative or boring to watch
Umm they are winning 1-0 right now, so I very doubt Mourinho or Chelsea give a flying fuck about whether you're entertained or not...
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« Reply #16403 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 14:03:18 » |
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Why would you play an open game of football against a team that are better at it than you, particularly away from home. If they somehow hold on, job done.
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DiV
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« Reply #16404 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 14:07:58 » |
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You wouldn't. Football is about the result, nothing else.
Chelsea are there to win not to entertain those sat at home watching.
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« Reply #16405 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 14:12:22 » |
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Totally agree dv. Win pretty is better to watch, but if you can't do that win ugly.
Still think the scousers will get a minimum of a draw though.
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« Reply #16406 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 14:24:13 » |
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Maybe people just expect better of a massively expensively put together team. Maybe they expect them to be able to play football that is not incredibly negative and dull. And maybe they expect a team like that not to start wasting time from the first minute.
Its pretty fucking boring and means that if they go on to win, the preening egotist can continue to tell everyone how wonderful he is and how the world should be just like him.
I dont really like chelsea.
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« Reply #16407 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 15:01:57 » |
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Mourinho got it right, no doubt, but he and his team are still detestable cunts.
It irks me that Mourinho moaned about Allardyce's tactics but it's no different to how he's set up for the past two games.
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DiV
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« Reply #16408 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 15:02:08 » |
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I expect teams to go out and try and win, regardless...
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Summerof69
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« Reply #16409 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 15:04:34 » |
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Why should you give the opposition the upper hand? You make it difficult for them, and Liverpool couldn't get past.
TBF to Chelsea, they're 90 mins away from a CL final, they've made a number of changes, a centre half making their PL debut...and they still keep a clean sheet.
At the end of the day most titles are won by the side that has the best defensive record...and now there is a three horse race for the title again.
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