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« Reply #19170 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:46:45 » |
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But surely the cat would run away?! Or are cats dumb as fuck?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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horlock07
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« Reply #19171 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:49:28 » |
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But surely the cat would run away?! Or are cats dumb as fuck?
Not if its stuck in a pen/run with said metal cock! |
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« Reply #19172 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 11:01:32 » |
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Not if its stuck in a pen/run with said metal cock!
A metal cock? So Honkytonk battered his neighbour's cat to death with a giant chrome dildo? No wonder they're cross. |
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« Reply #19173 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 11:03:38 » |
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A metal cock? So Honkytonk battered his neighbour's cat to death with a giant chrome dildo? No wonder they're cross.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #19174 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 11:14:40 » |
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All this talk of cocks and pussies.
Someone had a filthy dream last night
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #19175 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 11:17:03 » |
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They're hard as fuck. A cockerill would kick and peck the fuck out of a cat and they have long, sharp talons. Not birds to be messed with.
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« Reply #19176 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 11:20:12 » |
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One of my pet greyhounds caught a cat in our garden - messy!
When I was training greyhounds in Ireland I took one of mine to a schooling track and the fella that ran it had a reputation for getting the slightly disinterested dog chasing properly.
When I asked what he did he said he put the dog in a cage with a badger - kill or be killed.
Turned on my heels and left - bastard
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« Reply #19177 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 13:17:52 » |
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People that chuck macdonalds rubbish out of their cars.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #19178 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 13:24:28 » |
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People that chuck rubbish out of their cars.
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horlock07
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« Reply #19179 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 14:10:20 » |
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One of my pet greyhounds caught a cat in our garden - messy!
When I was training greyhounds in Ireland I took one of mine to a schooling track and the fella that ran it had a reputation for getting the slightly disinterested dog chasing properly.
When I asked what he did he said he put the dog in a cage with a badger - kill or be killed.
Turned on my heels and left - bastard
Mate of mine had to get rid of his Greyhound (to another home - actually coincidentally in Swindon) as it just couldn't kick a long standing cat habit... was also partial to the occasional squirrel! |
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kerry red
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« Reply #19180 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 14:43:45 » |
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Ah, squirrels - the greyhound's mammal of choice!
TBF, though, most breed of dogs will chase a cat - it's just that greyhounds are quick enough to catch it
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #19181 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 15:16:19 » |
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People that chuck macdonalds rubbish out of their cars.
Not just MacDonalds, any rubbish really. The whole litter thing does my head in, pedaled through Barbury earlier, on one of my routes, so as I was up there took a walk round the ramparts....some cunts had used one of those portable BBQ's and just left it there including the cardboard box, on top of an Iron Age hut circle. If you've managed to take it there, how difficult is it to take it away? |
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kerry red
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« Reply #19182 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 16:46:11 » |
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People that clap themselves on Pointless when they get a right answer
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« Reply #19183 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 16:47:28 » |
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People that clap themselves on Pointless when they get a right answer
Ha ha, I was just thinking exactly the same. |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #19184 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 16:51:05 » |
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People that clap themselves on Pointless when they get a right answer
Have you ever met anyone, who's been a "we asked one hundred people," contributor. No nor have I. Do they actually exist? |
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