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« Reply #19155 on: Tuesday, April 7, 2015, 12:36:44 »

Don't know where to put this really, but an interesting fact - so here will do.

A week ago, there were 5 people still alive (globally) who were born in the 1800s.  But 2 of them have died in the last few days, so now just 3 left.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/32200247
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« Reply #19156 on: Tuesday, April 7, 2015, 12:40:36 »

they have seen such change in society and technology. I thought the same about my now departed great great aunt, b 1912, d 2011 .
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« Reply #19157 on: Tuesday, April 7, 2015, 12:45:06 »

People who can't use public toilets and leave them in the same clean state that they found them.
(I'm not talking about shirt lifters)
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« Reply #19158 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 09:22:36 »

On top of the result last night, I've just had to spend my morning talking to a couple whose cat was killed by my cockerel last night. The cockerel died as well but I'm dead proud of him for taking the fucking thing out with him.

They seemed to think that it was my fault. As if I am magically in command of the animals.
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« Reply #19159 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 09:43:14 »

Are you sure they didn't say you do little?
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« Reply #19160 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 09:50:02 »

Are you sure they didn't say you do little?

It all got a bit argy bargy, push me pull you.
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« Reply #19161 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 09:55:44 »

Did the cat attack the cockerill, or vice versa? Not that that would necessarily make any person to blame.
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« Reply #19162 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:07:50 »

Did the cat attack the cockerill, or vice versa? Not that that would necessarily make any person to blame.

I would imagine the cat attacked the cockerel, as he was in the run. Although death by cat would be a good end for Steve Cockerill.
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« Reply #19163 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:07:50 »

Did the cat attack the cockerill, or vice versa? Not that that would necessarily make any person to blame.

This would be a major spectator sport in your neck of woods....
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« Reply #19164 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:13:12 »

Did the cat attack the cockerill, or vice versa? Not that that would necessarily make any person to blame.

So then it's somehow your cockerill's fault that it was attacked by their cat, which also makes it your fault that their cat chose to attack the bird.

Makes perfect sense that, can't find any fault in that logic whatsoever.
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« Reply #19165 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:14:42 »

This would be a major spectator sport in your neck of woods....

You see these birds getting about quite often out here. Tough bastards they are, they don't take any shit.
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« Reply #19166 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:16:36 »

So then it's somehow your cockerill's fault that it was attacked by their cat, which also makes it your fault that their cat chose to attack the bird.

Makes perfect sense that, can't find any fault in that logic whatsoever.

People with cats always have perfect logic. That's why they have a pet that couldn't give two shits about them.
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« Reply #19167 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:24:14 »

Did the cat attack the cockerill, or vice versa? Not that that would necessarily make any person to blame.

I suspect the cat police are taking statements from the other hens as we speak!

Animals kill each other, that's life!
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« Reply #19168 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:39:05 »

How the fuck does a cock kill a cat?!

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« Reply #19169 on: Wednesday, April 8, 2015, 10:43:55 »

How the fuck does a cock kill a cat?!



They're hard as fuck. A cockerill would kick and peck the fuck out of a cat and they have long, sharp talons. Not birds to be messed with.
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