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« Reply #20940 on: Tuesday, October 6, 2015, 20:09:41 » |
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People are pricks. You give them the opportunity, they will continue to be so. It is not a right to have a thin bit of plastic to carry your shopping. Grow the fuck up.
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #20941 on: Tuesday, October 6, 2015, 20:58:11 » |
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Fucking hell, Kwik Save were doing this years ago. Pioneers.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Ells
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« Reply #20942 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 13:25:59 » |
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Will Greenwood constantly telling me at train stations that during the World Cup trains might be busy
1) well OBVIOUSLY and 2) it's the trains that aren't fucking prepared, not the people.
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« Reply #20943 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 13:41:36 » |
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think I was just discovering hedge porn and the Kay's catalogue underwear section!
You don't know how much I laughed at this. Kays...............
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« Reply #20944 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 13:49:39 » |
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Wish I hadn't googled Kay's, I'm horny as fuck now.
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« Reply #20945 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 13:53:31 » |
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going to lock the door after shutting it to find mrs batch had left a key in it on the other side, thus rendering the door unusable.
breaking into the garage and moving lots of boxes of Mrs batch crap to get in through the adjoining kitchen door, being pretty much like Indiana Jones in the temple of doom. but with a bad calf to protect.
triumphantly get in, remove offending key and all is well. go to shut garage door, clunk, roller detached, door jams at funny angle.
cue lots of swearing and moving more boxes of Mrs batch crap to get at said door.
wrestle with door.
trap thumb in door.
finally with help of neighbour take off steel support cables and kick said door back into place.
go to work 45 minutes late and pissed off.
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« Reply #20946 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 13:55:22 » |
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is that Noel Edmund??
ok OK. I'm sure there was a kays women section and they were all dead fit. honest.
maybe or it was Brian mills , or littlewoods.
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Ells
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« Reply #20947 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 13:58:32 » |
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is that Noel Edmund??
ok OK. I'm sure there was a kays women section and they were all dead fit. honest.
maybe or it was Brian mills , or littlewoods.
I thought it was Edmonds too. Although I like to imagine Reg a bit like that as well. I love that they're all having a pint Yeah, it merged with Littlewoods apparently, and only ceased in 2004. So there were ladies in it and you're not old, okay Batch?
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« Reply #20948 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 14:01:33 » |
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going to lock the door after shutting it to find mrs batch had left a key in it on the other side, thus rendering the door unusable.
breaking into the garage and moving lots of boxes of Mrs batch crap to get in through the adjoining kitchen door, being pretty much like Indiana Jones in the temple of doom. but with a bad calf to protect.
triumphantly get in, remove offending key and all is well. go to shut garage door, clunk, roller detached, door jams at funny angle.
cue lots of swearing and moving more boxes of Mrs batch crap to get at said door.
wrestle with door.
trap thumb in door.
finally with help of neighbour take off steel support cables and kick said door back into place.
go to work 45 minutes late and pissed off.
For future reference, you should be able to unlock it with a screwdriver, if there's a key on the other side.
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« Reply #20949 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 14:05:25 » |
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That reminds me, the guy that installed our automatic garage somehow managed to wrangle it so that whenever we push the button on the key to open it, my neighbour's doorbell goes off. Which is a nuisance of you're going to put the bins out at 6am but there's something quite childishly appealing about the fact I can sit in my bedroom and set off my neighbours doorbell.
Like knock down ginger without the exercise. Kids today would love it.
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« Reply #20950 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 14:08:53 » |
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unlock it with a screwdriver... how.. just lob it in the keyhole and turn (or push key out)?
thanks for the tip
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« Reply #20951 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 14:15:18 » |
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You should be able to turn the whole mechanism with the key in place, although I'm not certain it applies to all Yale type locks.
You can also pop a Yale lock with a credit card, if the frame doesn't stick out to far.
I'm not a burglar btw.
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« Reply #20952 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 14:20:40 » |
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is that Noel Edmund??
ok OK. I'm sure there was a kays women section and they were all dead fit. honest.
maybe or it was Brian mills , or littlewoods.
Looks like John Bishop with him! There was a lady section, my mattes mum used to get the catalogue, it had bra's in it and everything....
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« Reply #20953 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 14:48:37 » |
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is that Noel Edmund??
ok OK. I'm sure there was a kays women section and they were all dead fit. honest.
maybe or it was Brian mills , or littlewoods.
Both Kays and Littlewoods
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Ells
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« Reply #20954 on: Wednesday, October 7, 2015, 17:37:15 » |
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This is weird??
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