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« Reply #720 on: Friday, June 24, 2016, 09:47:20 » |
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Tell you what people, this is the worst anyone's seen Sterling since the Russia game
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Munichred
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« Reply #721 on: Friday, June 24, 2016, 15:33:34 » |
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The footsie's going down, the pounds going down, Asian markets going down. Everything! I must tell the girlfriend...
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #722 on: Monday, June 27, 2016, 23:09:10 » |
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(shamelessly stolen off a mate on facebook):
I've just ordered Bonnie Tyler's Goalkeeping Blunders Vol 2. It's just totally clips of Joe Hart
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #723 on: Tuesday, June 28, 2016, 07:42:07 » |
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I'm selling off all my old medieval punishment equipment all of it almost 50% off, Get them while Stocks last.
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Well, we know where we're goin' But we don't know where we've been And we know what we're knowin' But we can't say what we've seen And we're not little children And we know what we want And the future is certain Give us time to work it out
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adje
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« Reply #724 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 07:38:25 » |
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I have a chicken-proof lawn.its impeccable
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quot;Molten memories splashing down upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #725 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 08:54:45 » |
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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.
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Well, we know where we're goin' But we don't know where we've been And we know what we're knowin' But we can't say what we've seen And we're not little children And we know what we want And the future is certain Give us time to work it out
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #726 on: Friday, September 23, 2016, 11:13:18 » |
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Who is the best person at a hospital ?? The Ultra Sound guy
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« Reply #727 on: Friday, September 23, 2016, 11:16:12 » |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #728 on: Friday, September 23, 2016, 11:26:19 » |
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How about an old 70s joke....
Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella.
The barman asks "What's wrong with Stella?"
"I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was fucking skint!" said the bloke
The barman says "12 pints of anything in here costs about the same price so why is Stella the problem?"
"Because Skint is my dog...."
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Well, we know where we're goin' But we don't know where we've been And we know what we're knowin' But we can't say what we've seen And we're not little children And we know what we want And the future is certain Give us time to work it out
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« Reply #729 on: Friday, September 23, 2016, 11:27:47 » |
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Luke Williams up for manager off the month.
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« Reply #730 on: Friday, September 23, 2016, 14:56:03 » |
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I had a dream last night where I was shagging the blond one out of Abba
His beard didn't half scratch my bollocks ...
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adje
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« Reply #731 on: Friday, September 23, 2016, 16:30:02 » |
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I discovered my first grey pubic hair today.I wasn't freaked out by it tho',unlike the other people in the lift
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quot;Molten memories splashing down upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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« Reply #732 on: Friday, September 23, 2016, 19:32:40 » |
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What do you call a **** in a skip? Rumma Jing.
I"ll get me coat.
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Non PC straight talking tory Brexit voter on this
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« Reply #733 on: Friday, September 23, 2016, 20:52:52 » |
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I was in the pub tonight minding my own business when a bloke hit me with a power tool. Bosch, just like that for no reason.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #734 on: Monday, September 26, 2016, 08:27:02 » |
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I was at the Zoo over the weekend.
In one of the enclosures there was a slice of toast.
It was bread in captivity.
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Well, we know where we're goin' But we don't know where we've been And we know what we're knowin' But we can't say what we've seen And we're not little children And we know what we want And the future is certain Give us time to work it out
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