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« Reply #795 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2020, 18:17:40 »

How do you make a pirate furious?

Take P out of him.

What do you call a bunch of vermin stuck on an island only 3.14 paces away from the hidden treasure? 

Pi-rats of the Caribbean...
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« Reply #796 on: Thursday, December 24, 2020, 07:14:56 »

What do you call a bunch of vermin stuck on an island only 3.14 paces away from the hidden treasure?  

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In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can buy two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.'

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
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« Reply #797 on: Thursday, December 24, 2020, 07:17:37 »

And as its Christmas Eve....

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« Reply #798 on: Friday, December 25, 2020, 02:25:17 »

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can buy two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.'

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.


Ahh excellent...consequently...In Jamaica every 1 in 3 people wear hats but only 1 in 6 do so in St.Kitts & Nevis. Over in T&T it is 1 in 4 hats.

As statistics show, these are the most accurate figures for the Per Hats of the Caribbean.
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« Reply #799 on: Monday, December 28, 2020, 19:58:44 »

Some cunt stole my favourite block of cheese the other day.
I have no idea it is but it really fucking grates on me.
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