Play tribute to your favourite forum member here!

[Simon Pieman]

Here's my poem:

STFC Village loves the cock in his bum bum.

[sonicyouth]

One for birdy and her love of dogging...

From sonic, to birdy  :kisskiss:

birdy, birdy, I have a plan
Let's go dogging as fast as we can
I know a good lay by, not too far from here
I'll bring the car, you bring the beer...

[STFCBird]

my favourite member is mickey hazard was god
he's funnier than being slapped in the face with a cod
banned from the tef since that cold winter day
let him back in that's what we all say
the forums gone downhill since the day he was banned
still not returned although it's been planned

I miss Mickey, he was my friend  

Even though you cunts though he was me  :x

[STFC Village]

Here's my poem:

STFC Village loves the cock in his bum bum.

Well, yeah, obviously. Don't we all?

[Sade]

:shock:  

[STFC Village]

:shock:  

You telling me that you don't think Cock is great. Lesbian

[Sade]

Shut it batty boy.

[STFC Village]

Just because i support this clubs star striker doesn't mean i'm gay! Lets be honest, we all love having a big, hard, strong Cock around. Even Iffy has said he loves having Cock on his hands

[Simon Pieman]

Not in his bum bum though

[STFCBird]

Shut it batty boy.

I think Sade has learnt to quickly for my liking  

[Simon Pieman]

Bird is such a terrible influence

[STFCBird]

Bird is such a terrible influence

I 100% agree  

[Piemonte]

Walt Flanagans dog hardly ever makes a post
He's so white and pasty, you could mistake him for a ghost
Despite being my mate, I think hes a cunt
I hold him responsible for uncle alberts shunt

He only ever posts about films and TV
He really should buy me a pint or three
I've called him a cunt, now i'll call him a twat
the reason he never posts is his fingers are too fat!

 

*awaits abusive phone call or retaliatory poem*

[Sade]

Reg smeeton is brainy,
Reg smeeton is cool,
He could easily be a teacher at a school.
 

[Sussex]

To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman'...

Oh, fatbury is a wanker
he wears a Burberry cap,
he pervs on forum females
how fucking slimey's that

He begs lifts to away games
'cos he's a lazy tart,
Fuck knows why he bothers
'cos he's a Gooner at heart

He cried when Rory left us
and spouted loads of cack,
So Sonic went and banned him
but let the fucker back

 :advercool: