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« Reply #45 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 19:07:47 » |
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« Reply #46 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 19:13:48 » |
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Very good, Sussex  |
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« Reply #47 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 19:15:55 » |
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« Reply #48 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 19:38:37 » |
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To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman'...
Oh, fatbury is a wanker
he wears a Burberry cap,
he pervs on forum females
how fucking slimey's that
He begs lifts to away games
'cos he's a lazy tart,
Fuck knows why he bothers
'cos he's a Gooner at heart
He cried when Rory left us
and spouted loads of cack,
So Sonic went and banned him
but let the fucker back...
:advercool:  Fucking mint! ...He loves a bird called chantelle who's as thick as a plank, and when he's on the forum he likes to have a wank |
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PHIL!!!!
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« Reply #49 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 19:39:18 » |
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To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman'...
Oh, fatbury is a wanker
he wears a Burberry cap,
he pervs on forum females
how fucking slimey's that
He begs lifts to away games
'cos he's a lazy tart,
Fuck knows why he bothers
'cos he's a Gooner at heart
He cried when Rory left us
and spouted loads of cack,
So Sonic went and banned him
but let the fucker back
:advercool: LMFAO |
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STFC Village
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« Reply #50 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 20:01:59 » |
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Sussex Red, that is fucking genius! Nice add-on LOB :grin: |
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« Reply #51 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 20:55:53 » |
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Sussex is way out in the lead with the best poem so far. |
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« Reply #52 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 21:37:35 » |
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Well done Sussex, that was class. |
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« Reply #53 on: Thursday, February 2, 2006, 21:45:30 » |
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Well done Sussex, that was class. Indeed!! Top work Sussex!  |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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STFC Village
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« Reply #54 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 06:48:56 » |
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Ode To Ralphy
Postman Ralph, Postman Ralph,
Postman Ralph In His Honda Civic,
Cruising In His Type-R, While I Drive My Micra,
He picks up all the post bags in his van.
Postman Ralph, Postman Ralph,
Postman Ralph In His Honda Civic,
He'll Throw Another Paddy, If I Call Him Fatty,
Ralphy is a really happy (gay) man.
Everybody knows, he's a wanker,
All his friends mutter "cunt" as he waves to greet them,
Maybe... You can never be sure,
There'll be knock...[knock knock] Ring [ring ring]
More junk mail through your door.
[Hee Hee]
Postman Ralph, Postman Ralph,
Postman Ralph in his Honda Civic,
He knocks one out to Top Gear, we all think he's a bit queer,
Ralph feels he's a really happy (gay) man.
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« Reply #55 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 08:20:30 » |
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Thats superb Village! I wish i could write good like wot you lot can 
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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STFCBird
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #56 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 08:48:07 » |
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To the tune of 'My old man's a dustman'...
Oh, fatbury is a wanker
he wears a Burberry cap,
he pervs on forum females
how fucking slimey's that
He begs lifts to away games
'cos he's a lazy tart,
Fuck knows why he bothers
'cos he's a Gooner at heart
He cried when Rory left us
and spouted loads of cack,
So Sonic went and banned him
but let the fucker back
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« Reply #57 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 09:42:44 » |
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Assumes the personae of Pam Ayres - Pam Ayres? She was a poet, on the telly, in the old days remember? No you probably don't do you? I hate the way you all make me feel old.
I used to love old Yeovil,
He was funny, he was smart,
I feckin' hate that Lifetime Red,
'Cause he's a whingin' tart
But now I'm feelin' all confused,
Cause those two are now one,
Could somebody please explain to me,
How this thing has been done?
Were they mixed up in a blender?,
Were their genes cut up and spliced?,
Were they boiled up in a big red pot?,
Nailed together in a vice?
Were they always the same person?
Schizophrenic, MPD*?
Are they two sides of the same coin?
Please don't tell me that can be!
Or did he just move away from Yeovil and like the name?
Oh who gives a fuck?
*Multiple Personality Disorder
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Sussex
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« Reply #58 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 09:53:51 » |
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Pam Ayres? She was a poet, on the telly, in the old days remember? No you probably don't do you? I remember her, she's a fucking fruitcake! |
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« Reply #59 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 10:00:36 » |
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Ralphy is a postman, He wears a postmans hat, He drives a big red van allday, and looks a total pratt. He knows where you all live, He knows whats in your mail, it's pretty fucking scary, who they let work for royal mail. If you ever see him, Please give him a toot, cos he's a sad old posty, who takes it up the back door shoot. i'm supposed to be his friend, but think that he's a TWAT, i only hang around him, to get a free lift to the match. cheers old bean |
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