Walt Flanagans dog hardly ever makes a post
He's so white and pasty, you could mistake him for a ghost
Despite being my mate, I think hes a cunt
I hold him responsible for uncle alberts shunt
He only ever posts about films and TV
He really should buy me a pint or three
I've called him a cunt, now i'll call him a twat
the reason he never posts is his fingers are too fat!
*awaits abusive phone call or retaliatory poem*