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« on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 02:05:00 » |
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Don't play hard to get if your face is hard to like.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 02:14:05 » |
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Cheap sausages have their place in a greasy breakfast. Cheap coffee doesn't.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 02:18:17 » |
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It's called Espresso, not Expresso. This is important. I'm not sure why.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 02:25:47 » |
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If, in the first 20 posts on a TEF matchday thread you get at least three "we're going to turn it around and win 3-0" (or 4-1, etc.); and three "we're going to pull of a draw", we are going to lose. Put your rent money on it*
* no guarantee.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 02:38:07 » |
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All valid points.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 02:54:53 » |
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Life isn't like a box of chocolates. You quite often know what you're going to get next. It's normally through your own bad decisions or being stuck in a habit and being scared of change.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you just can't be bothered to read the bit of paper which tells you which flavour each one is.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:01:37 » |
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You should stop having sugar in your tea and coffee by the time you are an adult.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:02:22 » |
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Likewise, breakfast cereal is for children.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:04:43 » |
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Unsmoked bacon is entirely pointless.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:05:44 » |
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Overcooked scrambled eggs are worse than having no eggs at all. And I like eggs.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:25:27 » |
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Stupid people tend to be the most confident, they have no understanding of the things they might not know.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:26:41 » |
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"Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality."
-Clifton Fadiman
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:43:57 » |
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Learn to cook. Well. It will save you money, make you healthier, and makes for cheap dates (and you've already got them back to your place).
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:48:39 » |
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Family or celebrity, recognise your role models as humans. Flaws are what make us people.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:52:25 » |
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If you think you have a food allergy, you probably don't. Especially if it's gluten.
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