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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 06:52:36 »

In times like these, we need flammableBen. Where has he been all these years?
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 06:53:03 »

So is Guinea Pig.
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 06:56:13 »

The desire for power over your contemporaries is never a good thing. This is why you should never trust anybody who's chosen a career in the police force.
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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:02:37 »

Everybody on cocaine talks about themselves whilst ignoring everybody else. This is fine if everybody is on cocaine because nobody notices.

If you are on cocaine you are doing this even if you try not to.
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:04:33 »

MDMA is a really great drug.
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:07:24 »

You are not a good manager if you are not good enough at the work to help out those you are managing.
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:08:00 »

MDMA is a really great drug.

That answers the question I was asking myself whilst reading this thread this morning.
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:16:44 »

I wish.
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:17:13 »

ben + narcotics = flammableben
Ben + alcohol = LNT flammableben
Ben + alcohol + narcotics = Huh??
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:18:03 »

Ask him/her out. Even if you've already been friends a while. Especially if you've already been friends a while - they probably feel similar.

Don't do this if you already live with them (students) that can get awkward.
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:19:53 »

When civilisation breaks down,
and the food runs out,
if you're not willing to eat your pet,
then your neighbours will.
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:19:59 »

Don't leave the cheese grater in the kitchen after you've used it to scrape the hard skin off your feet.
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:24:12 »

Explaining why you think something is good, takes much more thought than slagging everything off.

Criticism is good, but don't be that guy who's automatic reaction is that everything is shit. He's lazy and stupid.
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:27:53 »

If the best you can come up with is "I thought the book was better than the film". Then it's fair to question if you've read the book or seen the film.
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 07:32:42 »

Don't be a fussy eater. If you've never been annoyed with friends or dates for being fussy eaters, then it's probably you who's the fussy eater. Grow up.
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